/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18888784]

Bullcucks eidition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/crossdressing/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18887543

[Anonymous No.18888805]

Buy Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.18888833]

[Anonymous No.18888837]

This will close +1.5%. BTFD

[Anonymous No.18888839]

Why are you sliding the thread kike?

[Anonymous No.18888841]

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.18888842]

Why the fuck are we dumping?

[Anonymous No.18888844]

PLEASE BULLS PLEASE KEEP BUYING DON'T DO THIS
YOU NEED TO KEEP BUYING THE DIP! INCREASE THE PRICES!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18888850]

I knew I should have bought back into TVIX at 190

[Anonymous No.18888853]

It pisses me off how underrated MTA is

[Anonymous No.18888860]

BOBO FOR LIFE
FUCK MUMU
FUCK CRAB
FUCK FEDS

[Anonymous No.18888866]

>tankers
Are you guys ever right?

[Anonymous No.18888876]

So who was the boss who sold 700k shares in MVIS in order to trigger stop-loss sells, and then promptly rebuys all 700k shares at a lower price? Guaranteed moon mission for MVIS after hours into the morning trading hours. Iron hands will win and if you bought under $1 then why the hell are you selling today anyway?

[Anonymous No.18888883]

>>18888784
RED
PURE RED
LIKE YOUR MOMMY AFTER DADDY STARTED DRINKING.
LIKE YOUR COUSIN AFTER YOU EXPERIMENTED TOGETHER.
ALL IS LOST, GIVE UP HOPE AND DESPAIR.

[Anonymous No.18888885]

>already lost more than 50% of daily gains
THERE ARE NO BREAKS MUMU
NO
BREAKS

[Anonymous No.18888900]

>

[Anonymous No.18888905]

This dump is because of Wendy’s running out of fucking hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.18888915]

what do buy? I have 2k€, how do I double it?

[Anonymous No.18888913]

cia controls the news. wake up

[Anonymous No.18888914]

WILL YOU ASSHOLES STOP ALREADY

[Anonymous No.18888916]

>Traders panicking because they can't figure out what's causing the dump

[Anonymous No.18888927]

>PANIC SELLING

[Anonymous No.18888932]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

[Anonymous No.18888933]

if W closes below 160 im gonna short this sucker to the 130 zone

[Anonymous No.18888936]

>>18888784
what is happening broooos!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18888947]

>>18888805
Yes buy bitcoin but diversify into stocks a little. Been making great gains and will reinvest it into crypto

[Anonymous No.18888963]

dear soxl anon,

thanks for the shill a few days back, my only good trade today despite all the red

[Anonymous No.18888972]

SEEEELLLL SEELLLL SEEELLLL
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.18888976]

IGNORE BEAR TRAP BROTHERS

[Anonymous No.18888989]

what you see on the stock market right now can be compared to cooming after 8 hours of edging and cum denial

[Anonymous No.18888997]

WHAT IS HABBENING

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGG


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18889026]

TSLA erasing GAINS might TURN RED

[Anonymous No.18889035]

>yellow ID
OH yes it's my favourite

[Anonymous No.18889043]

>>18888888
>>18888888
>>18888888
>>18888888

[Anonymous No.18889055]

Feels pretty good being a vegetarian right now, not worried about the market being out of dead animal carcasses. Who /veg/ here?

[Anonymous No.18889071]

We might finish red hahahaha

[Anonymous No.18889073]

What is a death cross and what does it mean

[Anonymous No.18889077]

hey you stupid faggots this is what you get for betting against tankers now get fucked

[Anonymous No.18889081]

>>18889043
Fucking RIP in peace chain link

[Anonymous No.18889086]

*breathes in*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18889088]

ohnonono bullbros we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.18889094]

bear cucks getting excited over 2% drop is really cute. it's the part of the game of a v recovery.

[Anonymous No.18889098]

>>18888784
but nothing is happening. its a crab day.

[Anonymous No.18889101]

>>18889043
woooow 60k
thats like my yearly dinner money

[Anonymous No.18889103]

>Panic selling on a Tuesday
Oh this is gonna be a good week

[Anonymous No.18889106]

>>18889073
>>18889073
short term moving average movves below long term moving average. It means line go down.

[Anonymous No.18889117]

BRB, gonna be crashing this market. With no survivors.
Short DIS and UBER. Those are not getting away from us today.

[Anonymous No.18889118]

huh what happened?
did fed niggers say anything?
any news?
what

[Anonymous No.18889123]

WHERE IS THAT NIGGER IN THE LAST THREAD WHO SAID THE ONLY PEOPLE AFFECTED ARE RESTAURANT WORKERS

[Anonymous No.18889127]

>>18889055
Hope that you already stocked on staples, anon, because crops are getting plowed under, not picked.

[Anonymous No.18889132]

OH THANK GOD

We finally found a floor. Jesus christ that scared me for a bit. Okay, still up 0.9% or so not bad bullbros!

[Anonymous No.18889137]

You know what's not dropping?

DHT

[Anonymous No.18889138]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)HHH)HHHHHHHHHHHHH IT S GSHHDJDJ ESQ JWJJDJSHDH AS JAZJ

[Anonymous No.18889139]

I said failure to breach 2900 would tank things and cause a sell off at the back end of the day

Tomorrow will be a disaster

[Anonymous No.18889140]

HOLD

[Anonymous No.18889141]

I'M DOWN 12% TODAY

[Anonymous No.18889142]

DIS bagholders
tomorrow's dump? it's inevitable

[Anonymous No.18889144]

and now we pump back up

[Anonymous No.18889145]

>>18889123
Any real companies with new layoffs?

[Anonymous No.18889163]

I FOUGHT THE BEAR AND THE BEAR WON!

[Anonymous No.18889165]

>>18889123
who cares? airbnb isn't even a public company and it's a parasitic entity of usa economy.

[Anonymous No.18889171]

Holy shit check the banks.

This is some spooky insider shit.

[Anonymous No.18889180]

>>18889123
We already knew about that shit when renters were complaining.

>>18889137
It didn't drop, it tanked

[Anonymous No.18889185]

GAS THE BEARS
BULL MARKET NOW

[Anonymous No.18889187]

>>18889145

[Anonymous No.18889193]

>>18889171
Explain

[Anonymous No.18889194]

>>18889123
EXTREMELY BULLISH! DOUBLE THE STOCK VALUE NEXT WEEK!

[Anonymous No.18889201]

>>18889123
>>18889145
Seriously, what the fuck are 1900 people doing for AirBnB?

[Anonymous No.18889202]

ENBL, why are you dick me? Just hand over the .25 cents per share and nobody gets hurt!

[Anonymous No.18889214]

>>18889123
No one is renting houses. There was a fucking Reddit subletting already leased houses that were going unrented and he was gonna owe like 50k in rent at the end of the month. It’s fucking over for house renting.

[Anonymous No.18889216]

>>18889123
You want to see a true tech panic, wait for Uber to declare bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.18889228]

>>18889142
stonks go up. it's inevitable.

[Anonymous No.18889230]

>>18889145
tell me when to stop bullnigger

[Anonymous No.18889232]

>>18889142
Who the fuck would hold DIS into earnings?!?
Everyone knew they would be a disaster!

[Anonymous No.18889237]

>>18889127
Between my pantry, freezer, and my garden I have enough food for 1 year. Of course it wouldn’t be luxury eating, I’d rather go to the grocery store for fresh produce, but it’s enough to maintain my health and current level of fitness.

[Anonymous No.18889239]

[e-mail]

Email here for the discord invite to the new biz server

[Anonymous No.18889241]

I only respect cunny and TVIX holders, bros.

[Anonymous No.18889244]

>>18889141
Down 53%

[Anonymous No.18889246]

>>18889201
Resolving dispute tickets.

[Anonymous No.18889247]

>>18889230
>wales
who cares

[Anonymous No.18889252]

>>18889171
what do you mean "check the banks"?
their stock price?

[Anonymous No.18889262]

>PENT UP DEMAND

[Anonymous No.18889269]

SPX STILL UP 1%
LMAO BEARS

[Anonymous No.18889271]

>>18889123
How can Airbnb have more than 100 employees? Is there any part of their business model where they actually do anything? Isn't it just hosting property listings and handling when they are booked?

They don't do any sort of room cleanings or property maintenance or actually hold rental units right?

[Anonymous No.18889276]

>>18889262
I NEED TO CONSOOOOME
IM CONSOOOMING

[Anonymous No.18889277]

don't get too cocky bobos....

[Anonymous No.18889278]

>>18889239
DISCORD

[Anonymous No.18889280]

>>18889145
>>18889123
I posted this like a month ago but my architecture firm laid off a few dozen people and gave us all 10% pay cuts. I thought it was bearish and then we pumped for like 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.18889281]

Tomorrow red or green? I think we will crab after that small red today.

[Anonymous No.18889286]

>>18889171
HOLY SHIT A BANK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18889292]

is SDOW a good end of day buy

[Anonymous No.18889293]

when is it time to buy mREITs you absolute NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18889303]

should I buy NAT now or is it going to keep falling

[Anonymous No.18889304]

>>18889239
fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.18889305]

GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY BOBOS
WE'RE TAKING THIS THING DOWN
SECOND LEG DOWN EOW

[Anonymous No.18889307]

>>18889247
Youre literally a retard who is coping with the fact that you cant trade and need nigger Jerome to pump the only thing you know how to do, which is hold bags

[Anonymous No.18889310]

>no 3:50 action
Holy shit, the MM's are already gone. Bagholders are fucked. No big orders.

[Anonymous No.18889314]

>>18889132
shitty painting by MMs. fake and gay floor.

[Anonymous No.18889315]

>>18889252
Look at any bank, say BAC, which has been sloooooowly selling off all day prior to the big dump.
>>18889239
kys tranny

[Anonymous No.18889316]

>>18889137
>-7%
>not dropping
You know what that word means, right?

[Anonymous No.18889318]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY THE FUCK DID ALL GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.18889321]

>mfw i missclicked and lost 1% by that

thank you broker

[Anonymous No.18889323]

>>18889293
>MTA
any info to share friend?

[Anonymous No.18889335]

>>18889310
>u srs?

[Anonymous No.18889338]

FUCK YES
HEADING BACK UP STRONG
CRISIS AVERTED

Strong floor support, up at least 1% across the indexes, feelsgood

[Anonymous No.18889340]

>>18889271
Its a huge fucking company. They pay their engineers a fortune too.

[Anonymous No.18889341]

>>18889241
>TVIX
BASED

[Anonymous No.18889342]

>>18889193
Banks have been trending down since the gap up this morning. Dunno why.

[Anonymous No.18889355]

>>18889295
What'd he say?

[Anonymous No.18889363]

>>18889338
love that gap up, means someone paid a bunch more than the ask

hmmm, wonder who that was

[Anonymous No.18889364]

At least crash UBER with no survivors

[X Æ A-12 No.18889365]

>>18889232
The fact that everyone knows something raises the chances of it being priced in.

And all you retards crowing about it makes me very nervous about my shorts and sold calls.

[Anonymous No.18889366]

>>18889338
STRONK
unlucky bobos, better luck next time

[Anonymous No.18889369]

are we going to get red tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18889370]

>>18889286
kek

[Anonymous No.18889372]

>>18889321
Lost 10% on one trade because my broker wanted a sudden two part identification.
Immediately switched broker.

[Anonymous No.18889375]

>>18888784
>-200 points
We've been through this many times before. In fact, you bears are getting pretty pathetic.

[Anonymous No.18889377]

>>18889123
Reminder this is who they fired.
https://youtu.be/UK2000bGHio

[Anonymous No.18889379]

>>18889307
btw, that is 13k workers who just lost their jobs.

[Anonymous No.18889380]

Jpow started the pump

[Anonymous No.18889381]

>>18889271
A shit ton of admin work. Then you have the usual like financial department, legal, marketing, etc

[Anonymous No.18889382]

>>18889073
sometimes it means line go down other times it is a "false indicator" and means nothing
there is no way to tell which it is until after the fact which makes it useless like all TA

[Anonymous No.18889384]

My calls are printing

[Anonymous No.18889383]

Why is tvix going down so much

[Anonymous No.18889387]

>>18889281
I swear I hope we don't crab but knowing my luck.

[Anonymous No.18889389]

>>18889338
Closing beneath the 50 EMA still is p bearish anon.

[Anonymous No.18889390]

recession is an obsolete flaw of financial system that has been patched out. red bars will be listed as an endangered species by 2025, and listed as and extinct species in 2030.

[Anonymous No.18889397]

It's going back up.
FEDS had a little malfunction with the money printer for a second.

[Anonymous No.18889398]

>>18889323
no im hoping someone with more knowledge on the subject than me responds

[Anonymous No.18889399]

>>18889321
>>18889372
What bullshit brokers do you guys use?

[Anonymous No.18889403]

Thank you bulls, please keep mindlessly buying and increase the prices. You are doing a good job
Buy the dip!

[Anonymous No.18889404]

Options: not even once. What a week

[Anonymous No.18889408]

*** DISNEY EARNINGS AFTER THE BELL ***

https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

*** GET HYPED ***

[Anonymous No.18889409]

DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
>DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
>DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
>DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
>DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
>DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
>DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
>DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP
>DISNEY IS GOING TO PUMP

(after hours)

[X Æ A-12 No.18889414]

>>18888989
P-please kaguya-hime-sama

[Anonymous No.18889415]

Yo Wells Fargo is only $25 a share and has a 7% dividend. Actually thinking about buying it.

[Anonymous No.18889417]

>>18889355
fucking nigger is trying to reward zoomers holding meme oil stocks and take a dump on tankers

[Anonymous No.18889418]

>>18888914
Which is that?

[Anonymous No.18889422]

Fuck this crab market and fuck crabfags

[Anonymous No.18889424]

>>18889142
>>18889232
IRON FISTS BABY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18889427]

WTF WHAT RETARD IS BUYING AT A TIME LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.18889433]

>>18889303
falling

[Anonymous No.18889438]

>>18889390
Keep going...

[Anonymous No.18889440]

aaaaand we're back

[Anonymous No.18889444]

>>18889404
bro, youre gonna meet disaster and off yourself if you dont limit that risk.

what is that dip there? negative -$20k?

[Anonymous No.18889443]

>>18889415
buy it

you're welcome

[Anonymous No.18889458]

>>18889375
Oof, I wish there was fan art of the monster girl who ran succubus brothel.
That voice and those big meaty claws. Chicken is fine too.

[Anonymous No.18889459]

QUICK BIZ. DO I BUY MOUSE SHARES RIGHT NOW OR NOT????

[Anonymous No.18889462]

OKAY OKAY OAKY

DON'T WORRY

STILL UP 1%

[Anonymous No.18889463]

>>18889427
stonks

[Anonymous No.18889464]

>>18889382
>Stonks don't follow meme lines
>Just wait a little while and adjust the meme lines

Repeat as many times as necessary

[Anonymous No.18889475]

>>18889459
why?

[Anonymous No.18889476]

BUY OR SELL DISNEY
4 MINUTES LEFT
BUY OR SELL!?!??!?!!

[Anonymous No.18889478]

Brace for impact

[Anonymous No.18889480]

>>18889415
I'm a bear and bought. I'm expecting a continued drop. 10 - 20% discount on the way, likely.

[Anonymous No.18889481]

>>18889409
No it will dump

[Anonymous No.18889488]

MARRY ME ADITI ROY OR ELSE

[Anonymous No.18889489]

>>18889409

Would be hilarious and par for the course. Dont think it’s possible tho

[X Æ A-12 No.18889490]

>>18889458
For me it was the eyes. Succubus girls eyes and cute fang...

[Anonymous No.18889499]

>>18889458
Meidri is God's gift to that world.

[Anonymous No.18889497]

>>18889409
They're going to miss all their earnings bigly anon

[Anonymous No.18889500]

>>18888784
292 by lunch tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18889505]

>>18889476
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18889507]

STOP SELLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18889511]

>>18889459
if you want to hold shares buy tomorrow at 95

[Anonymous No.18889515]

>>18889497
priced in

[Anonymous No.18889517]

T-Minus 2 minutes until we're jewed

[Anonymous No.18889520]

You believed it when he said he'd slow down printing?

[Anonymous No.18889523]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BULLS
OUT OF MONEY TO BUY AT INCREASING PRICES? COME ON

[Anonymous No.18889528]

>>18889476
BUY THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING PUSSY

[Anonymous No.18889530]

>>18889480
>tfw put 50% in yesterday to finally induce the next leg down
thank me later bobofriends

[Anonymous No.18889532]

See that big green candle? That's retail retards thinking they're buying at the end of the day. The next big red candle is the pros.

[Anonymous No.18889533]

can someone help me with the pattern day trader rule? i've already used up all my day trades on a margin account so i know i can't sell a stock that i bought today. does that mean i have to wait for 24 hours from the time i bought it so i can sell it again or can i sell it when the market opens tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18889535]

i just loaded up on SDOW good luck tomorrow bullbros

[Anonymous No.18889537]

>>18889424
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18889543]

come join the bitcoin revolution

[Anonymous No.18889546]

>>18889415
wells fargo is a trash bank with horrible reputation, buy JPM

[Anonymous No.18889548]

>>18889517

You were jewed at birth.

[Anonymous No.18889550]

>286

[Anonymous No.18889552]

>>18889505
Damn I miss those days where -3,000 DOW was on the screen and all the mass panic from Cramer and the guests.

[Anonymous No.18889556]

>>18889543
are you 19?

[Anonymous No.18889560]

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

[Anonymous No.18889566]

HOLD STRONG BULL BROS

WE'LL STILL END GREEN

S&P 500 IS STILL UP 1% FROM OPEN

[Anonymous No.18889569]

>>18889533
You can sell at open, or even premarket tomorrow. You will not be able to sell during after hours today.

[Anonymous No.18889571]

shizo general

[Anonymous No.18889573]

DISNEY DECLARES BANKRUPTCY INBOUND

[Anonymous No.18889582]

Ah what a great day for the stock market. Amazing. Just amazing. The way it all works is just incredible. You can look at those daily charts and just see it all written there: someone just got fucking fleeced. Someone who already had a billion dollars just took all their money.

[Anonymous No.18889592]

I didn’t not buy any Disney. Pump confirmed

[Anonymous No.18889594]

>>18889573

Literally never

[Anonymous No.18889595]

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.18889597]

>>18886777
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED

[Anonymous No.18889602]

>>18889560
ok thats all true but I still made 20000 today

[Anonymous No.18889604]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

BOBOS BTFO

INDEXES UP 1%

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.18889605]

i hope that you guys bought the dip. tomorrow stocks will rice 10% minimum

[Anonymous No.18889607]

>>18889560
post your portfolio

[Anonymous No.18889608]

>>18889546
they have way more oversight and regulation due to the account fraud issue. Unironically a safer choice than many others, and the premiums of the dead cat are wiped from WFC.

[Anonymous No.18889614]

another green day for the bvll team

[Anonymous No.18889617]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.18889620]

>>18889566
Only from premarket manipulation. That low volume jewery is the only thing keeping the Dow above 20k

[Anonymous No.18889621]

>>18888784
And everyone laughed at me that we reject 289 again. This right now is a textbook bear market, especially if we break 2790 this or next week.

[Anonymous No.18889622]

DIS down 4%. You were retarded if you thought it would pump

[Anonymous No.18889624]

TESLA routs short sellers in EPIC BATTLE closing in green territory

[Anonymous No.18889625]

>>18889560
shut the fuck up nigger
post your positions or noballs

[Anonymous No.18889626]

>>18889573
nice

[Anonymous No.18889630]

>>18888784
I lost nearly $200 today.
Fuck that's half my paycheck.
Everything fucking sucks.
Why the fuck did I jump in believing I'm gonna make money only to panic later.
Why the fuck couldn't I be content with buying small amounts of stocks
instead of buying hundreds of stocks in this uncertainty.
FUCK ME and by that I mean specifically by a girl, a futanari if you will

[Anonymous No.18889634]

>>18889560
wahh wahh! stocks has to follow the fundamentals!

get fucked overeducated morons. stock price is what people pay for it irregardless of the reason.

[Anonymous No.18889640]

Tried to buy a DIS call at 3:59 but it wouldn't go through. Gonna be PISSED if it goes green.

[Anonymous No.18889638]

>>18889617
it's okay bro we're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.18889645]

>>18889602
off of what exactly?

[Anonymous No.18889646]

>>18889582
They took 5/6 calls and put a bullet in them, tomorrow there will be a pump to murder the puts

[Anonymous No.18889647]

>>18889622
>already pumping in AH
OH NONONNONOO

[Anonymous No.18889649]

>>18889605
Not a chance

[Anonymous No.18889650]

When's Disney?

[Anonymous No.18889654]

>>18889560
what a gay man you are

[Anonymous No.18889656]

>>18889444
I know. That was my hail Mary and I'm done gambling. Dip was 15k

[Anonymous No.18889659]

>>18889645
TGTX and W

[Anonymous No.18889660]

>>18889617
Was her dick not feminine enough?

[Anonymous No.18889662]

Wrote some V puts while volatility is high. 200$/c till friday.
If I get assigned Im more than happy to wheel

[Anonymous No.18889665]

>>18889624
based teslababy

[Anonymous No.18889674]

Sure do like how we end just slightly below where premarket started us
Sure isn't afterhours jewish tricks here

[Anonymous No.18889677]

>>18889604
>he thinks the bobos sleep

[Anonymous No.18889684]

reminder that you can watch 24 7 stock market on ig
https://www.ig.com/de/indizes/maerkte-indizes/wall-street

[Anonymous No.18889688]

Is it normal that stock market generals are this fast?

[Anonymous No.18889689]

>>18889640
you got lucky

[Anonymous No.18889690]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .59%, extreme boring day coupled with slightly spooky close off... the Airbnb thing? Lot of holdings not moving how I'd like, I'm lookin at you QYLD. No purchases or significant moves today, continuing to watch IWM due to my spreds. Dollar margaritas at Chili's today, with a bottle of Corona to slovenly dump in for an extra buck, happy Cinco di Meyo. I'm gonna need one, I have to appear on a livestream in 2 hours to discuss "dyadic relationships" and sexual dynamics in the modern era. Another day in the life of me, a Public Intellectual tm.

[Anonymous No.18889701]

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/05/the-coronavirus-mutated-and-appears-to-be-more-contagious-now-new-study-finds.html

Even CNBC goes on the fear train again. LETS GO BOBOS

[Anonymous No.18889711]

>>18889630
how is that half your paycheck?

[Anonymous No.18889716]

EA REPORTING

[Anonymous No.18889719]

AMZN warehouse worker dies of COVID. Rise up, wagies, I want amazon cheapies.

[Anonymous No.18889722]

>>18889701
This was already disputed but of course the fucking media is reporting it

[Anonymous No.18889724]

>>18889688
people panic far faster when they have a lot to lose. Stock market is pumped super high and people are quick to get out.

[Anonymous No.18889725]

>>18889490
Yeah the owner had a sexy voice when he asked her if she’s on the menu too.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18889736]

I LOST SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY TODAY!!! WTF!!!!

[Anonymous No.18889739]

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MOUSARINO

[Anonymous No.18889741]

>>18889719
i like my amazon packages to be stained with plebeian blood. buy calls.

[Anonymous No.18889743]

test

[Anonymous No.18889745]

>>18889690
Measely $120 realized gain
I am on my way to my millions.

[Anonymous No.18889750]

>>18889323
Its the top holding on Europacific and made a big deal the 27th last month. Yet it has not risen a bit in the last few days compared to meme stocks like Yamana

[Anonymous No.18889754]

>>18889573
Yeah they haven't drawn credit on any of their absurd amount of assets, but are going straight to bankruptcy. It's over.

[Anonymous No.18889755]

SPY better be green when i wake up 288 when i wake up

[Anonymous No.18889756]

>>18889607

[Anonymous No.18889759]

>>18889602
>>18889607
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.18889765]

>>18889743
LEAVE CHINA

[Anonymous No.18889766]

>>18889530
sure, that's why you lost money, to dab on the mumus. Not because you're a fucking retard or anything. This level of cope is unprecedented lmao

[Anonymous No.18889772]

Appear weak when you are strong.

Don't sell bullbros.

[Anonymous No.18889776]

>>18889630
You gotta stay mentally strong.

Understand why you got in and why you get out. If the loss hurts, you were in too much. You'll live.

[Anonymous No.18889777]

>>18889711
part time baby

[Anonymous No.18889778]

>>18889725
smoaky fairy 4 life

[Anonymous No.18889782]

Dis beats top, misses bottom

[Anonymous No.18889789]

>>18889772
>sell
this word doesn't exist in my vocabulary, brother

[Anonymous No.18889790]

>>18889634
>irregardless

[Anonymous No.18889791]

DISNEY MASSIVE EPS MISS
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[X Æ A-12 No.18889797]

AAAAAAAA
I PUSSIED OUT!!!!!!!!!

Do I even get to keep any of this $18 profit after taxes??

Kept my short call spread though...

>>18889488
Will you raise her bull’s children for her?

>>18889662
Based fintech
But I’m tryna build my MA position...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18889799]

>>18889711
his pay check is probably around $400

[Anonymous No.18889804]

DISNEY FUCKED

[Anonymous No.18889805]

The spaghetti shuffle waves signal huge dump next few days

[Anonymous No.18889807]

>>18889759
go back where bitch i live here

[Anonymous No.18889808]

DISNEY HURRY UP AND DUMP YOU SHIT

[Anonymous No.18889809]

DISNEY MISS EPS, BEAT REV

[Anonymous No.18889811]

>>18889409
>>18889409
CALLED IT
>CALLED IT
CALLED IT
>CALLED IT
CALLED IT
>CALLED IT
CALLED IT
>CALLED IT
CALLED IT
>CALLED IT
CALLED IT
>CALLED IT

[Anonymous No.18889812]

>>18889690
More excited about what I’m waking up to tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18889813]

>>18889690

Green .20%

[Anonymous No.18889815]

>>18889791
Revenues which matter

[Anonymous No.18889828]

>>18889776
Thanks anon.
I was dumb as shit but it was definitely a learning experience.

[Anonymous No.18889829]

all according to plan.

we open sub 285 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18889833]

>>18889811
OH FUCK NEVERMIND THE MOUSERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18889834]

BRING DOWN THE MOUSE
TEAR DOWN THE HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18889837]

>>18889778
Unf, yeah she was sexy too with droopy tired look. Wish she was full-size.

[Anonymous No.18889840]

when are DHT earnings

[Anonymous No.18889842]

>>18889690
Green day but not fun. Doo was up nicely earlier but gave most of it away in to close for a +0.3%. ZZZ earnings and guidance were good so i bought back in. No other positions.

[Anonymous No.18889844]

Is /smg/ only short term focused? From what I've seen investing is never discussed and most questions go unanswered in favor of screaming over minute market fluctuations.

[Anonymous No.18889853]

>>18889797
>But I’m tryna build my MA position...
In real life I found Visa to be way more accepted than Mastercard desu.
Says nothing about the companies of course. Just why I like V more.

Its the same anyway. Might as well be one ticker.

[Anonymous No.18889855]

>>18888784
Buy PUTs on wendy's. Its literally a nothingburger

[X Æ A-12 No.18889859]

>>18889778
>>18889725
Literally two best characters.

The front desk girls were often the cutest. The frankengirl at the vampires brothel was also super cute and bashful about being asked directly.

[Anonymous No.18889860]

Why is EA dumping so hard did they miss earnings?

[Anonymous No.18889861]

>>18889844

AAAAAAAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.18889862]

>>18889844
what did you expect on this website

[Anonymous No.18889870]

>>18889844
why do you think so many of us are playing with options?

Everyone here is to get rich quick

[Anonymous No.18889872]

>>18889791
The real question is was that expected?

Why do all of you forget this every single time?

What moves the market is a hit or miss on the EXPECTATION

[Anonymous No.18889874]

>>18889844
It's just very low quality. That's all. Most people here don't even have stocks.

[Anonymous No.18889879]

>>18889844
Yes

[Anonymous No.18889880]

THANK YOU ATVI

[Anonymous No.18889882]

>>18889844
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18889887]

>Betting against the mouse
oh nononoNONONONO

How often do you need to be told that you cant beat the rat?

[Anonymous No.18889890]

I told you fuckers to buy BYND. They will be the only burgers left in 1 month time.

[Anonymous No.18889892]

>>18889860
They're being punished for cancelling battlefront

[Anonymous No.18889895]

>>18889844
/smg/ is actually /adhd/

[Anonymous No.18889898]

>>18889844
Wait until after hours and after earnings. During the day is all about shitposting

[Anonymous No.18889900]

>>18888888

[Anonymous No.18889903]

>>18889844
prices generally too high. the wait continues.

[Anonymous No.18889908]

>>18889862
Go back a year. Between that mess that /rgt/ was and this mess here there were quite a few good threads.

[Anonymous No.18889911]

>>18889880
>TFW SOLD TOO EARLY
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.18889914]

>>18889844
Yep that's the board culture
I came here as a buy and hold simpleton, but today I got high on MIVS and I'm holding it overnight

[Anonymous No.18889915]

are we fucked crude tanker bros? it's all over, isn't?

[Anonymous No.18889923]

>>18888145
You were warned, bullfriends.

[Anonymous No.18889942]

>>18889844
Fuck off grandpa we’re pro day traders here who scalp options all day with 20x leverage. A 2 dollar move may not mean much to you, but for us that’s thousands lost or gained

[Anonymous No.18889945]

>>18889911
>long on it AND calls
Finally feels good

[Anonymous No.18889947]

DIS earnings conference call here
https://edge.media-server.com/mmc/p/d4rpfi28
Waiting music alone has the stock up half a point in after hours LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18889949]

Electronic Arts getting slaughtered after hours

[Anonymous No.18889951]

>mfw airline stocks
soon

[Anonymous No.18889961]

>>18889840
Should be posted after market and the conference is tomorrow pre market

[Anonymous No.18889963]

Why the fuck did beyond meat skyrocket

[Anonymous No.18889976]

>DIS revenue up
>ATVI revenue up
>EA revenue up
Literal bullshit lying accounting tricks lmao

[Anonymous No.18889978]

>>18889915
How haven't you guys learned that when /biz/ collectively goes in on something, stay clear

[Anonymous No.18889981]

>>18889963
>>18889963
ran out of cows

[Anonymous No.18889983]

>>18889951
>LUV still making new 7 year lows
>I bought at 27.90
eat my own shit

[Anonymous No.18889991]

>>18889963
>meat industry tanking
>plant based food industry skyrocketting

S M O L
B R A I N

[Anonymous No.18889998]

DHT Earnings postponed till 8am tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18890000]

>>18889690
Recouped half my losses after a retarded buy

[Anonymous No.18890001]

>>18889963
meat shortage fears. eat the bugs goy. take your estrogen cattle.

[Anonymous No.18890005]

>>18889998
those fuckers

[Anonymous No.18890007]

>>18889964
>>18889964
>>18889964
new

[Anonymous No.18890009]

>>18889978
first day trading tho
paper trading cause im not a complete retard

[X Æ A-12 No.18890012]

>>18889976
Why wouldn’t video game companies that sell shit like mobile games with micro transactions be up?

[Anonymous No.18890013]

>>18889949
>-2%
>slaughtered
yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.18890017]

>>18889961
what time asshole

[Anonymous No.18890018]

>>18889963
U.S has a beed shortage. Also buy puts on wendy's they are running out of beef for their burgers

[Anonymous No.18890019]

>>18888784
Does anyone else here work a 40+ hard working day job and do well at making money off stocks? I was up .27% at 1030am then came back to my phone at 1 pm during lunch and was only up .08%. So instead of being up $108 I'm only up $28 today. Im a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.18890023]

>>18889998
Nah they post it today and the conference is tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.18890047]

>>18889690
Down 7%
Fuck TVIX
Fuck Tankers

[Anonymous No.18890056]

>>18889844
Most of us don't invest. We mumu trade or swing trade.

[Anonymous No.18890080]

>>18888876
I bought at $0.39 and sold today because Im on a mission to get back all the BTC I fucked off for Civic and Salt.

[Anonymous No.18890091]

What time will DHT report? I see the conference call is tomorrow morning, but at what point today will they release the #s?

[Anonymous No.18890109]

>>18890012
>Why would people being buying things when they dont have jobs or money?
Epic post hoc rationalization my dude. If it were that easy to figure out, everyone would have bought calls.

[Anonymous No.18890136]

Fucking DHT stop behaving like shitcoin during after markets and get those earnings out there

[Anonymous No.18890139]

>>18889171
Holy shit, good look

>>18889383
Do you not know what it tracks?

>>18889942
How red are you?

[Anonymous No.18890170]

>>18890018
Poor poor beeds.

[Anonymous No.18890189]

>>18889978
Have noticed the comment sections in these stock apps have been more accurate than biz

[Anonymous No.18890201]

bigger green day and nasdaq leading again, but volume and so on tipped down again so caution adviced for wednesday-thursday at least. sp, dow hitting also some longer term 'technical' resistance' now too
oil big gains, nat gas gaining. yield up slightly and some talks fed buying to negative yield territory to but likely bad idea and optimally not needed now

[Anonymous No.18890270]

>>18889690
Ramp capital is that you ?

[Anonymous No.18890280]

I get it now. With DIS missing EPS by 32% and still being green, I finally get it. It's American hegemony, DIS and every other company losing billions is going to be around forever, so it doesn't matter. I finally get it.

[Anonymous No.18890319]

DHT ER out. $.44EPS, $.35 divvy to be paid out at the end of the month. Q2 earnings will be significantly higher according to guidance.

[Anonymous No.18890365]

>>18890091
Report is in. They crushed everything and stock just gapped up almost 3% in am.

[Anonymous No.18890423]

>>18889690
up 10% for today

[Anonymous No.18890428]

>>18890280
They also paid of debt to those jew farmers of ABN AMRO

[Anonymous No.18890543]

>>18889690
-18.23%

[Anonymous No.18890868]

Debt service will go up to 20% of the national budget soon.

[Anonymous No.18891168]

>>18889772
stocks only go up brother