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>> No.19107883

Green day or I fuck myself with a sharpie later

>> No.19107904

>>19107883
This is the better one

>> No.19107912

>>19107865
>>19107865
>>19107865
>>19107865
Too late
Use this one

>> No.19107927

Other guy posted first, we can migrate to this one after

>> No.19108328

what the fuck happened? I went to bed and everything was fine. what the fuck did you people do?

>> No.19108350

>>19107927
fuck you fucking nigger lover, i ain't no migrant, this is my home now.

>> No.19108504

>>19107996
Fuck losing money. I hate it.

>>19108002
oh fuck, we're losing money today.

>>19108017
that's what happens before the fucking dump, so you're telling me there's still time to sell oil? what's a fucking good ticker, uso is fucked.

>>19108059
WTI needs to be at $40 for them to be profitable, but hey i guess working for nothing is going to be enforced because of socialism and liberals

>>19108275
Where the fuck have you been?

>>19107871
if you make a thread too late just fucking delete it or you're going to split the god damn threads.

>> No.19108690

>>19108646
fuck 3m, fuck the dow, just invest in the shit that matters... crematoriums and children. nothing else matters anymore.

>> No.19108732

>>19108693
any chance the drug does something cool that wasn't expected? like turn you into a newt?

>> No.19108850

>>19108819
YRCW could easily get back to $5 from $1.50

>> No.19108888
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19108888

I'm sweating bullets right now.
Went all in on a swing trade that went down massively during pre-market.

>> No.19109023

Thoughts on buying TOP Ships (TOPS)?

>> No.19109093
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>>19108888
>swing
just hold till it eventually goes back up again.It'll be a few days at most. I wouldn't even be surprised if it closes green again today after yesterday.

>> No.19109118

SO LONG, SEMICONDUCTORS HAHAHA

>> No.19109152

>SAVA
oh no no no no

>> No.19109210
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19109210

No more brakes, JCP

>> No.19109222

Opened up in a fucking hole... So instead of digging it deeper I'm just asking for some rope to climb out. anybody got any rope? I need some help here.

>> No.19109235
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19109235

>>19107871
>TSM
>RTX
>AMD
>NVDA
>NOC
>YLC
trump is preparing for war against china and TSMC wants to build a semiconductor production plant in USA. should i go all in TRANNY?

>> No.19109278

who /vanguard/ here?

>> No.19109291

>>19107871
>smallcaps is green
Lolwut?

>> No.19109293
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19109293

ALTIMMUNE IS SHOOTING UP LIKE A ROCKET.

RUMORS THAT TRUMP WILL ANNONCE NEW VACCINE, ONLY NONSTAB, NASAL SPRAY CORONA VACCINE THAT IS IN TESTING

>> No.19109296

>>19109010
let me know when you go full bear, i don't want to miss buying the dip.

>> No.19109309

>>19108888
it will eventually go up, the market always go up in long term. unless you invested in something stupid like penny stocks.

>> No.19109315

>>19109293
lol, sorry about the all caps

>> No.19109320
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19109320

Industries? Nah. Energy? No way. Pie in the sky not-actual spacetrips? That's the company for me.

>> No.19109331

>>19109293
... 1% is shooting up like a rocket?

>> No.19109343
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19109343

MY MONEY IS DISAPPEARING

>> No.19109350

There has literally been nothing but bad news for weeks now. How the fuck are we not even breaking -1?

>> No.19109351
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19109351

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19109354

>>19109331
markets just opened 30 minutes ago. I made 50 bucks lol

>> No.19109355
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>> No.19109360

WHAT THE FUCK??????
ARE YOU SERIOUS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????????

>> No.19109367

>>19109320
it's still down 60% since ATH...

>> No.19109369

>>19109354
That's $50 more than that tripnigger has ever made on his pajeet biopharma kek

>> No.19109375
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19109375

BEAR DAY CANCELLED

>> No.19109379

berkshire looking cheap

>> No.19109381

>>19109331
I’m at a 6 percent return 30 minutes in

>> No.19109382

That SHOP short is the easiest of my life.

Not even sweating.

>> No.19109384

Nothing is moving, jesus christ.

>> No.19109387

>>19108635
Reminder: I warned you fag

>> No.19109400

They won't announce the JCP bankruptcy before the stonks are in green

>> No.19109405

>>19109379
i sold my berkshire... i plan on making my own multi-billion dollar business empire, one dollar at a time.

>> No.19109406

Plz tell me oil stocks will dump. Just sold 20 shares of chevron yesterday at 90.50

>> No.19109410

At what price do I open leveraged shorts? I'm thinking 285.5

>> No.19109413

>>19109406
They're already pumping no?

>> No.19109417

>>19108586
PALMS ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK
ARMS ARE HEAVY
THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
MOMS SPAGHETTI

>> No.19109420
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>>19109360
What I want to know is why smallcaps is leading the charge. This shit is hilarious.

>> No.19109434

>>19109379
i just feel like after warren buffet dies that is going to go to shit

>> No.19109442
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19109442

>literally resisted trendline at 2838
TA works great on short term
i just idk how to trade that. commission costs too much. i guess i need to learn options or some nigger
whats the best instrument to trade small spy nigger ticks?

>> No.19109453
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19109453

up 60. Options have it peaking at 7.50, but it was 1000 dollars 2 years ago.

>> No.19109454

>>19109434
>warren buffet dies
This would be so bullish. 160 billion finally flooding the market

>> No.19109459

bobos....what happened
we were down more than a full percent

>> No.19109461
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19109461

here's the secret to making money in this market

BUY THE FUCKING DIPS

it's that easy

>> No.19109471

>>19109461
This isn't a market though. It's a clown market.

>> No.19109478

>>19109442
put money in a prop shop
>they lever you up
>commissions smaller

>> No.19109479

>>19108504
USO will do well.

Low supply, not just in US. Around the world and yes Saudi Arabia and Russian will reduce production, no one makes profit if Oil is less than $20.

Higher Demand, last month was the worst thing to happen to USO...and yet they're back making $$$.

They also have changed tactics to buy contracts later in the future to minimize risk. It's looking good, so far.

>> No.19109480

not a single dump 30 minutes in...wow

>> No.19109481

>>19109235
YLC?

>> No.19109490

How long till green? 5 minutes? 10?

>> No.19109502

>>19109354
The picture was clearly misleading.

>> No.19109503

>>19109442
now i would literally have made 5 ticks by now
damn
i know CFD are for autists but even there the expenses are too high i guess

>> No.19109505

>>19109152
Good news is, it's a potential 100 bagger! Again!

>> No.19109510

>>19109459
It doesn't matter anymore. No clue who the fuck is propping up this market to the current levels, but it makes no fucking sense.

>> No.19109511

First day in a while just sitting on cash. This almost seems predictable now, just buy at the open or in the early afternoon dip and either way just hang tight for the inevitable melt up.

>> No.19109513

keep crabbing I've got an iron condor on SPY 282-284

>> No.19109516

>>19109461
ok, this is based

>> No.19109521
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>>19109478
>what do you mean, 50% commission?

>> No.19109526

>>19109479
>They also have changed tactics to buy contracts later in the future to minimize risk. It's looking good, so far.
that's the most fucking retarded thing i've ever heard. Whats the process for rolling the position, seems like you'd just get contangoed up the ass.

>> No.19109531

What in the fuck is going on...are we all just so flushed with cash that the fundamentals don't matter anymore? It's just pure speculation..half these companies could declare bankruptcy and we'd still be pumping them and hoping to dump them for a profit on someone else.

Greater fool theory

>> No.19109533

CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS

>> No.19109536
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19109536

>>19109480

>> No.19109547

>>19109511
I've made +23% this year, so moved to cash and waiting for the fall. If I miss it, I'll buy back in when the clown is over.

>> No.19109551

>>19109461
Imagine being literally handed based gold from the heavens like this and still losing money.
Chad poster

>> No.19109552

r*ddit btfo

>> No.19109556

Should I buy more Wells Fargo?

>> No.19109557

>>19109533
wow why do they post bad news now

>> No.19109560

>>19109521
there are shops that take 5-15% of earnings and commissions are $0.06/share

>> No.19109562

Fed gave you tvix holders a chance to sell
Don't tell me you wasted it

>> No.19109580

>>19109560
was Jordan Belfort meme

>> No.19109582

>>19109490
Trump is going to have to get on the horn with McConnell. After they've whittled down some of the most silly parts of the democrat freebie wishlist, they'll both suck it up and pass another round of stimulus. Because this is what the market is going to do until it gets a fresh cash injection.

>> No.19109591
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19109591

SAVA halted on volume twice in a row kek. It's actually inching upwards almost at my average. I'm going to dump this shit when it hits.

>> No.19109601

SAVA having repeated halts, climbing back up

>> No.19109607

>>19109580
well i look foolish

>> No.19109649
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19109649

Why is the Chinese government funding ZTO?

This stock hasn't had a single red day in 6 months...

>> No.19109659

What happens if you have all your money in SPDR ETFs and state street goes bankrupt?

>> No.19109664

>Core Retail Sales m/m --17.2%
jesus

>> No.19109678

>>19109659
USA colapses

>> No.19109686

>>19109664
Nobody cares. Consaumer sentiment going back to normal.

>Consumer sentiment for May comes in at 73.7, vs 65 estimated

>> No.19109687

I recently started investing heavily into penny stocks. It just seemed to make a lot of cents.

>> No.19109710
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19109710

WHO THE FUCK IS PROPPING UP WAYFAIR

>> No.19109723

>>19109582
I want to see them use the full power of the federal government to prosecute these people slinging drugs. Also Trump should do the executive order that forces congress to only have a balanced budget, let them take him to court over it and pull their fucking pants down in front of the American people. The government should stop spending so much fucking money. I'm sick of it.

>> No.19109725

I am predicting +2.2% EoD. Good luck bobos.

>> No.19109729

>>19109664
>Past data versus future data
t. brainlet

>> No.19109733
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19109733

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

there’s an app called DivTracker that I just started using, has a calendar for pay dates, fucking copycats. I’m only using the free version and it’s bretty guud. Pic related. 15 is usually a good day each month.

>> No.19109734

>>19109687
Here's your (you)

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19109735

>>19109687
The verdict is death, your honour.

>> No.19109739

SAVA trading at 20x avg volume

>> No.19109740

>>19109501
THEY HAVE NO IDEA

>> No.19109743

ok this market has no breaks, I am capitulating, bought my shorts

>> No.19109745
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19109745

pee pee poo poo I like stink

>> No.19109751

>>19109725
I am predicting a 92.2% chance of my cock entering your anus by EOD.

>> No.19109752

AWWWWW SHIET WE FINNA BOUTTA BE GREEN WHITE BOIS

>> No.19109763

>>19109739
No fucking shit, it's down 70% kek'd

>> No.19109764

>>19109687
based department?

>> No.19109766

Don't forget halftime crabbing till EOD.

>> No.19109778
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19109778

And we're green again.

>> No.19109790

Will probably hold $UPWK for a while to see how much I can gain from it. Once adequate gains have been obtained, I will liquidate my hand to go all in on $RTX or $KTOS for the imminent war with aliens.

>> No.19109792

MUMUS STOP
PLEASE
JUST ACCEPT DEATH

>> No.19109795
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19109795

>>19109739
Alzheimers is God little way of saying you've lived long enough

>> No.19109802
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19109802

I fucking called it.

>>19108890
/biz/ is always wrong.

>> No.19109808

>>19107871
the delay on tradingview sucks balls

>> No.19109810

>>19109745
"would you fuck me? i'd fuck me...i'd fuck me hard poo poo pee pee"

>> No.19109813
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19109813

ALLLMIIIIGHTY PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.19109815

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>> No.19109818

>>19109778

Powell is strong today

>> No.19109823

>>19109531
Yep, the stock market is a pump and dump shitcoin now. Anyone claiming to be investing in this is deluding themselves. Shit can't be real again until we crash to half the current valuation at most.
I'm entirely cash now. If it doesn't crash for real, then I'm out for at least a couple of years.

>> No.19109825

>>19109710
Time to buy more puts.

>> No.19109836

>>19109751
aaand like that we are green, from a -1.25% at open. KEK

Bobos will never win this battle. How does it feel to be so shitty in life? Stay put fucking bobo and never (you) me again.

>> No.19109847

yep out my shorts time to ride the bull
SURGE

>> No.19109849
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19109849

What's the highest dividend I could realistically get that isn't a complete trap that's gonna fuck me in the ass?

>> No.19109850

Eurofags, anyone know how/where to sell options

>> No.19109861
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19109861

Lost 5k on SAVA.

>> No.19109862

All in on VTIQ JUN $30 calls

>> No.19109873

>>19109847
bearish signs

>> No.19109883

>>19109862
They're gona get BTFO by elon's battery.

>> No.19109894

holly shit guys if you don't see the trend these tops are forming, hust look at previous recessions Buy puts for next friday and calls eod right now and thank me later

>> No.19109902

>>19109873
no, it's just time to chose winning side

>> No.19109904

>>19109849
SPHD

>> No.19109911

BOBO


BOBO ARE YOU OK


ARE YOU OK BOBO

>> No.19109917
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19109917

PRINTER ACTIVATED

>> No.19109919
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>>19109894
>every recession is the exact same pattern

>> No.19109936

>>19109902
>902▶
>>>19109873 (You)
BIZ saying things are bullish is VERY bearish

>> No.19109942

>>19109919
He is right, this is a classic V shape recovery.

>> No.19109947

>>19109850
TastyWorks

>> No.19109955

>>19109911
nice dubs
BUT NOT SO FAST!

>> No.19109957

>>19109917
Nice reddit meme.

>> No.19109963

>He shorted the bottom
Bobos, when will you learn? Green line goes up

>> No.19109977

>>19109955
NANI??

>> No.19109990

Who the fuck is buying PINS, seriously.

>> No.19109997
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19109997

just bought a shitload of index etfs

>> No.19109999

>>19109919
to this day, it blows my mind how many people will get together to analyze these things and claim they know it will go one way or another, or god forbid pretend to know the timings.

>> No.19110010
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19110010

IM BUYING SAVA FROM ONE POINT TWENTY TO ONE AND YOU CANT STOP ME

>> No.19110009

dont tell me its going to dump when i bought in ....

>> No.19110013

dont fucking tell me I closed my shorts at the top

>> No.19110016

>>19109997
what a brainlet

>> No.19110018

>>19109733
Bro what about the last week of the month?

>> No.19110023

>>19109977
>>19109955
>>19109911
TOO MANY DUBS

>> No.19110024

>>19109999
Jesus quads of truth. /biz/ HAS NO IDEA - AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19110027

>>19109990
>Not buying PINS
NGMI

>> No.19110028

>>19110013
lol

>> No.19110032

>>19110009
Just taking a breather. We /green af/ today

>> No.19110034

>>19109955
wow i legit wasn't expecting that
ITS A SIGN
BOBOS REMAIN STRONG

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19110045

>>19110016
nah you are just jealous

>> No.19110046

>>19109997
That image is fantastic btw

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>>19109790
$RTX for Chads who plan to kick some alien azz

>> No.19110050

>>19109997
Just hold 20 years and it's fine.

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19110054

Rate my TA :)

>> No.19110057

>>19109999
The only people who should ever pretend to know what's happening in the market are those who make money shilling their pretend knowledge to others.
Also nice numbers.

>> No.19110058

>>19110027
It's on a fucking downtrend for the last couple of days.

>> No.19110066

AAAAAAAAAAH JCP

>> No.19110071

>>19110054
based wave theory

>> No.19110075

ACB
You little babies

>> No.19110079

>>19110050
I will

>> No.19110089

>>19109977
strongest bull sign I have ever seen. Maybe the rumors about the cure for coronavirus are true?

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>>19110018
:(

i don't have one for this. SPG was on my watch list but that stock might be fucked for life and that would mean a divvy cut. I haven't seen any other with a payout that week.

looks like I'm doing the DaEW (Dividends almost Every Week)

>> No.19110096

>>19110027
Nevermind, it's gonna keel over soon. Get out if you're still green.

>> No.19110113

>>19109997
That’s what I do during Green Day’s, no deals so I’m like fuck it and buy some etfs

>> No.19110116

Oh man. I'm so close to getting out of the hole I dug this morning. It's like just don't drop that rope or I'll fall back in the hole. Oh fuck I need to go back in the hole, I left my shovel. That shovel is capital.

>> No.19110121

Holy fuck why the fuck is JCP pumping

>> No.19110122

wheres my jcpenny bros

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>>19109947

>> No.19110130
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>>19110013
>Closing your position at the first max loss resistance point.

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19110133

Seriously can't win in this market. How does bankrupt result on this shit

>> No.19110142

>>19110090
Hey I guess 48/52 isn't bad
I'll have to see what my number is

>> No.19110147

>>19110126
wtf why didnt I get any when I was signing up

>> No.19110151

JCP BROS WE ARE BACK AND SOARING!!!

>> No.19110155

Just bought some MGM shares.

>> No.19110156

>>19110121
Because they are fucking bankrupt, of course

>> No.19110158

>>19110122
Sold my $.50 calls Wednesday :(

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19110161

>futures

>> No.19110162

https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1260900923829882880?s=19

Is this another chance to get rich on some dumb commodity going negative, like oil did?

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19110164

>>19110066
pump and dump?

>> No.19110179

>>19110155
I just sold. Good luck

>> No.19110181

>>19110133
same thing happened with Sears, smgers inevitably got greedy and then fucked when it went kaput

literal penny stocks don't belong on anyone's radar unless they're true degenerate gamblers like Baggie

>> No.19110186

>>19110013
Bruh, it's green on open crab to red today.

>> No.19110187

>>19110133
>>19110121
>not reading news
They made their interest payment.

>> No.19110194

>>19109862
How long you holding?

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19110199

>>19110181
yeah man Baggie fucking sucks

>> No.19110200

>>19110142
47 on non leap years bc of February

>> No.19110206

>>19110179
>casinos close due to COVID19
>stock tanks
>country is starting to open back up
Where do you think the stock is going?

>> No.19110219

>>19110181
I would win more money on high limit slots than on these fucking penny stocks.

>> No.19110220

>>19110206
casinos require tourists to make real bank
borders are still closed

>> No.19110222

Give me your best tech stocks that are relatively """"""cheap"""""

>> No.19110224

>>19110199
D:

>> No.19110225

>>19109591
I want Android 18 to crush my head in with those thighs

>> No.19110227

>>19110194
Idk, they extended their merger date til July so there could be big news at any point up until then

>> No.19110230

bought more WFC. knocked my avg down a bit in the process. better hurray, 70% off sale happening now. a fat divvy and high yield is nice extra icing. Oh and rumor is they may be up for a nice merger (aka takeover) soon.

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>>19110206
>not buying GAN for online casinos instead
LOL

>> No.19110249

>>19110222
MSFT

>> No.19110250
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>expect CUK to fall
>buy limit for 10.50
>is now 11.15

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19110251

>>19109687

>> No.19110257

>>19110220
>not monitoring social media
My local casinos are getting bombarded on social media with people begging to come in and lose their money.

>> No.19110260

>>19110058
>not buying the dip
NGMI

>> No.19110271

>>19108732
That already happened in the trials. Everyone got better tho

>> No.19110273

>>19110249
MSFT is not cheap. Now if it tanked down to 99.50 then it would be though.

>> No.19110284

>>19110220
Boomers will blow all of their money in 45 seconds once the casinos reopen; WHILE catching corona

>> No.19110285

>>19110260
I've been milking cheap techs for weeks now, I know what I'm doing.

>> No.19110289

>>19110164
More like a dump and dump, they are going to file for bankruptcy soon.

>> No.19110292

>>19110273
nigger, he wanted """""cheap"""""" not cheap

>> No.19110294

>>19110257
locals only lose small time
tourists go for the full package

>> No.19110296

I bought the top, I think this thing is not for me......

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>>19110199
no, Baggie is fucking based. we need a degenerate gambler and we got one. not having one is like not having michaelangelo in the teenage mutant ninja turtles. its incomplete without the four humors

>> No.19110302

>>19110222
XRX

>> No.19110305

>>19110199
It is so nice to have filters on and know that faggot is thirsty for attention and I can't/won't ever read his shit lmao

>> No.19110312

>>19110230
I guess I don't have any evidence, but I feel that's disinfo to keep them afloat for a bit. There will be plenty of retail banks Goldman can scoop before long, why go for the one with PR as disastrous as theirs?

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>>19109216
I took your image a made it a little better.

>> No.19110323

>>19110273
stop spamming this

>> No.19110330

>>19110294
Airlines, Hotels, and Oil will rocket hard whenever everything is opened back up completely. Everyone is going stir crazy and wants to get out of the house.

>> No.19110332

>>19110305
Watch out, you might rile him up and cause him to reply to you 5 different times with some stupid blogposts

>> No.19110334

Any other gold chads? Feels good man

>> No.19110346

>>19110302
>XRX

It's potential to moon isn't great, though. Any other ones you can recommend?

>> No.19110355

>>19110222
JPM, MSFT (seriously, look at their 5 year p/e average), KO

>> No.19110356

>>19110206
Casinos that have opened up in other places like China have terrible turnout. Boomers are the primary customers of casinos and they're going to be staying home for the next year. When casinos do open up, they'll be at like 25% capacity and not all will even be open. They're doing it in phases. MGM is good long term, but I think it'll go lower

>> No.19110383

>>19110296
Is it WORK?

>> No.19110384

>He didn't pull the trigger on his ITM Wendy's put
That'll be 55 dollars bear bitch. Get snibbed.

When are we getting a platform where you can shit talk the person on the other side of your trade?

>> No.19110397

>>19110355
JPM and KO aren't tech stocks, retard.

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19110406

ZM, a video chat program that is also Chinese spyware, is now $170 with a market cap of $48B and a P/E over 2000. Lmaoooo

>> No.19110411

>>19110384
Oh god just imagine the shitposting

>> No.19110414

DKNG puts

>> No.19110416

>>19110222
SGMS is a tech company that has accumulated a lot of past boom slot machine companies like WMS and they produce a lot of the technically advanced slot machines you see in casinos, them and IGT are both good buys imo

>> No.19110417

>>19109790
Upwork going up so much angers me indefinitely
Who thinks there will be 2x as many freelancers now compared to a month ago?
The fees and prices are structured in such a way that it makes using it a rather bad idea for first worlders. I'm on there myself but it's rare to find a good offer.
I'm working there as well as hiring. This week I had someone working the entire weak writing a Python programm for 5 USD before fees, which means he will receive maybe 2 USD after fees and taxes. And he is doing an amazing job on top of that.
You literally can't compete with this type of people selling their time there.

>> No.19110423

>>19110397
i never learned to read

also I can make an argument that JPM is fintech.

>> No.19110431

>>19110384
If you build it they will come.

>> No.19110433

>>19110356
I disagree. MGM has been between $20-40 for the past five years then took a dive to under $10 due to COVID. I think anything under $15 is a steal.

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>On the last business day of March, the number and rate of job openings declined to 6.2 million (-813,000) and 3.9 percent, respectively. Job openings fell in total private (-774,000), with the largest declines in accommodation and food services (-258,000) and durable goods manufacturing (-82,000).

>Total separations increased in almost all industries, with the largest increases in accommodation and food services (+3,999,000) and other services (+839,000).

>The layoffs and discharges level increased significantly in all but one industry, with the largest increases in
accommodation and food services (+4,136,000) and retail trade (+908,000).

>> No.19110443

>>19110355
>tech stocks
>JPM >KO
So this is the power of /biz/...

>> No.19110453

>>19110406
>most commonly used vidcom app
>backed by CCP
>betting against it

>> No.19110464

>>19110406
You think thats bad, ZOOM went up almost 1000% before it got delisted, and it had nothing to do with Zoom Video Communications

>> No.19110465

>>19110346
No. I don't buy based on the chance it'll moon.

>> No.19110472

>>19110417
You're making me feel guilty for holding $UPWK, anon.

>> No.19110476

>>19109479
brandon pls go

>> No.19110475

>>19110406
Do they do anything else besides video calls?
At my workplace we use Microsoft Teams and we obviously had Teams licenses before.
Why not use Skype, Teams, Google Hangouts or any other of the 10,000 free video chat apps?
What's the competitive advantage of this one?

>> No.19110480

>>19110443
soda stream is gonna do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles

>> No.19110487

>looks like the plague killed 2% less of the workforce than projected
FUCKING BULLISH

>> No.19110499

I'm looking for some ideas on the whole place to park some capital over the weekend. I'm thinking short gold short oil.

>> No.19110515

>>19110499
Buy $16 uso puts expiring today

>> No.19110516

>>19110499
Stripper's thong.

>> No.19110526

>>19110499
>short gold
ok

>> No.19110532

>>19110126
Lemme guess, they give you like 100 shares of a stock valued at 0.16 cents?

>> No.19110536

>>19109406
Are you the guy who got the Chevron stocks gifted? I told you to wait you little bitch. It’s only $8 under your gifted price of $100 And it’s gonna recover long term

>> No.19110537

>>19110480
a lots of fizzle

>> No.19110540

Make sure you're not under $WFC trees today. Insider just leaked that they have been falsifying numbers in their CMBS (commercial mortgage backed securities) desk to drag out impending defaults. Massive fines will be paid, if they survive at all.

Wells is headed lower, buy puts, sell it if you have it. But you don't want to get stuck holding the bag on this one.

>> No.19110542

Awwww shit nigga. Glad I went all in JCP at .195 yesterday.

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19110546

SHRM is love

SHRM is life

>> No.19110555

>>19110540
source?

>> No.19110556
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19110556

Quick give me options to purchase, already bought xlp

>> No.19110559

>>19110472
I see nothing wrong morally about holding it. It's just that I didn't expect it to go up so much and I think it isn't justified.
I get there will be more remote work. But why over this platform? They keep 20% of your gross income before taxes.

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>> No.19110567

>>19110334
what etf i bought goldm

>> No.19110577

>>19110546
Based.

Are you OP from yesterday? If so I wanted to thank you for the ticket.

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19110587

>In these uncertain times
>Now, more than ever
>New normal
>Frontline heroes

>> No.19110591

>>19110559
What are some affordable, good tech alternatives to $UPWK?

>> No.19110595

>>19109453
>2 jars of peanut butter
This is bullish as fuck.

>> No.19110600

>>19110515
u cant buy options on USO I already tried

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>>19110526
It's like right at resistance though. Sure it could break out higher, but we've been here before... Where's the push going to come from to make it go even higher?

>> No.19110610

>>19110577
>literally pump and dump penny stock

>> No.19110611

>>19110567
i mean GLDM

>> No.19110615

>>19110556
CCL, MGM, and VTIQ July calls

>> No.19110618

what r good stocks to buy for coronavirus pandemic right now?

>> No.19110620

>>19110330
Survey data shows most people will take a "wait and see" approach due to fear of resurgence. Hell, we were up 35% in daily cases yesterday compared to the previous three day average. All it takes is a few days of increasing cases like that and the negative news will fly.
Don't expect big spending from those who do go out either. Everyone is anticipating bad economic times ahead and are trying to hang onto cash.

>> No.19110628

>>19110618
DOCU

>> No.19110634

>>19110618
Long truckers for a month and you'll be good.

>> No.19110641

>>19110587
God I fucking love marketing people

>> No.19110650

>>19110319
Looks like shit

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Imagine not having most of your longings in MFA

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>>19110475
Zoom zoom lol.Whats a China?

>> No.19110659

We got too cocky bull bros

>> No.19110666

>>19110634
what would be some trucker stocks to buy?

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19110667

it's over

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>>19110587

>> No.19110683

>>19110659
AHHHHHHH

>> No.19110688

>>19110591
It's easier to make a profit as a freelancer on Fiverr

>> No.19110693

>>19110199
Leave Baggie alone, I have seen the dude win and lose big but there is always something to be learned from it.

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>>19110667

>> No.19110699

>>19110260
Are you not out yet?

>>19110666
>expecting to get spoonfed
ngmi

>> No.19110701

is 100$ enough to yolo buy some option like a spy call and just blow it if it doesn't work out?

or much do i need?

>> No.19110702

>>19110656
3$ call?

>> No.19110706

Anyone else shorting JC Penney? Shorted at the peak

>> No.19110711

>>19110650
You having a bad day? It's ok to cry anon, don't fight the tears.

I said i improved it lol it was truly godawful before, now it's at least at the same shit quality as all the other paint memes.

>> No.19110720

*SNIFFF*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19110721

Oh man good thing I left this shovel in here, I can dig this hole even deeper.

>> No.19110726

Tripled down on my S&P shorts, please boomers just sell your stocks.

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>>19110667
>>19110666
faggot wasted what could have been an insane 666 "it's over" post

>> No.19110733

>>19110610
I can tell you haven't done any DD

But let's assume you're correct. Who gives a fuck when I'm up 70% with a trailing stop loss. Whenever someone talks shit it's because they are mad they aren't making massive gains

Ngmi

>> No.19110738

>>19110475
This

>> No.19110742

>>19110721
normal people would just use the toilet

>> No.19110746

>>19110733
zoomer penny stock buyers folks. lol

>> No.19110752

>>19110701
Yeah you can buy an unrealistic option with $100, you are guaranteed not to win if it’s something like SPY.

If you want to do a yolo buy JCP calls and pray that amazon buys them or something

>> No.19110763

>>19110701
Yeah buy some May 22 $300 calls, you can get em for like $11 per contract right now

>> No.19110766

>>19110618
GME

>> No.19110771

>>19110618
EQIX AMT

>> No.19110774

>>19110475
>>19110738
Facebook came out with video chat and it dumped, but now its back to all time highs.

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>>19110699
I was larping anon

>> No.19110783

Can anyone explain whats going on with JCP? Bought a few meme shares a while back and I'm actually making a profit. Why would they make the interest payment if going bankrupt?

>> No.19110784

>>19110556
Also:

THE STATE of somebody posting this gay shit.

>> No.19110788

Finna buy QQQ LEAPs

>> No.19110795

>>19110475
there is none, it was hyped. two people i know started using Zoom out of no where. i guess the advantage is that it's "easy to use"? that's the meme that spread it.

>> No.19110802

>>19110701
Rtx call options. Some cheapie for August

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I guess recession canceled

>> No.19110809

>>19110752
>>19110763
sounds good

>> No.19110817

>>19110783
Bankruptcy doesn't mean you aren't liable for any payment anymore. It means you have to find any means you can to pay back as many people as possible.

>> No.19110823

>>19110475
I was cheaper than the alternatives, the rest just realized the market and now it's even.

>> No.19110834

REFR finally hit 4

>> No.19110840

ALMIGHTY DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.19110841

BTC futures

>> No.19110844

>>19110763
I just did, I hope you are right

>> No.19110857

I don't get it JCP is gonna do chap 7 filing today yet the stock is up? Hope those who're in take profit before it shits

>> No.19110860

>>19110840
It's like a giant finger to the world.

>> No.19110865

JCP about to crash

>> No.19110866

>>19110847
>>19110847
>>19110847
>>19110847
>>19110847

>> No.19110867

>>19110475
Infinitely better audio quality and infinitely better scaling (good luck getting more than 5 people on teams without endless pain, while zoom just werks).
Also only literally retarded workplaces that should be blacklisted use m$ products, they're buggy, shitty, crashy, dysfunctional, rape your mom, and kill your dog. Therefore everyone's on slack, not t*ams.

>> No.19110868

>>19110784
You this salty bro? Lol I just hate obito and obitofags, the pic is alright

>> No.19110871

AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE WE DUMPING

>> No.19110881

What the fuck is happening. The candlesticks on SPY are basically frozen in place.

>> No.19110884

Just 1 more dollar on Jnug and I can finally get out with a 100% gain from 48 to 96

>> No.19110897

>>19110857
Praying on getting bought out/trump tweet/fed propping up

>> No.19110898

>>19110844
>>19110809
Don’t try to hold til expiration unless you’re a madman. Just sell when you have a decent profit when SPY pumps a few percent

>> No.19110905

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>> No.19110929

>>19110666
Ups....not even joking. Super cheap, they pay dividends and have ties to Amazon.

I'm thinking if USPS raises their rates, I'm sure that will only benefit UPS in the long run.

>> No.19110931

>>19110542
Why? Didnt they announce bankruptcy? Why hold that if it eventually becomes worthless in sub 1 year or so I assume.

>> No.19110986

>>19110929
UPS operates an absolutely garbage service and everyone avoids them like the plague. Even internationally, USPS is infinitely better and well worth higher rates (yes, USPS operates internationally). Amazon only uses UPS for non-prime delivery as well.

>> No.19110988

>>19110162
Anyone?

>> No.19111017

>>19110986
UPS is far better where I'm at, although the business side FedEx is better.

>> No.19111056

>>19110808
Equity firms, mortgage securities etc are all getting bailed out with 3 trillion stimulus package. Its a recession Jim, but not as we know it.

>> No.19111064

When is UAVS going to be announcing their ecommerce partner?

>> No.19111069

>>19110986
Maybe UPS is *good* at being the slow, cheap option?

Maybe it's garbage service but if it's profitable, it's profitable.

I know nothing about the company, I'm just thinking of shitty slow hard drives that are cheap vs super fast RAM.

Everyone would prefer if their storage was all as fast as RAM in the quantities they want, but there's a time and a place for hard drives and people and companies spend money on them.

>> No.19111177

>>19110867
>it just works!
>No bugs!
>Chinese propaganda

>> No.19111265

>>19110475
CSCO owns Webex and it is more secure than Zoom. Microsoft teams is pretty good too, we use that at work everyday to have our morning meetings

>> No.19111269

>>19111177
Butthurt microsoft dick'd pajeet detected.

>> No.19111439

>>19111265
Fair enough bro we use ZOOM at my work.

>> No.19111500

>>19111439
We use skype FOR BUSINESS
more secure, has all features, outlook integration.
Every day I literally have to press one button to join conf call bcs Outlook is reminding me about meeting ahead.
WHY
JUST TELL ME WHY would I use stinky chinky software instead

>> No.19111525

>>19111265
Literally nobody cares about the security of a program used for meetings except if the stream can silently be accessed by random 3rd parties who do not have the meeting ID.
There is no evidence that webex is any more secure than zoom. You will notice that for perfectly "mysterious" reasons, every single closed-source video program "magically" has exactly the same "bug" where someone can silently access someone's microphone and camera stream after the meeting is rejected. Facetime, whatsapp, skype, random appstore shitware, they all have it. Yet, not a single open-source solution has ever had this issue. Very "strange" don't you think? Point is, you cannot trust any closed-source platform, period, and this "bug" is in all likelihood, just as ever in the past, really a government-mandated backdoor. Only a literal inbred would think any of the closed-source platforms don't have the exact same.

>> No.19111571

>>19111500
Because skype crashes 50% of the time on start, and 75% of the time mid-meeting if you have more than 5 people in the call. It also often fails to transmit or receive audio (either or both) and needs a restart to get working. It almost always suffers from delay issues even on fast networks when no other tool does.
Also, team's video module IS skype, it's literally the same shit. t. former m$ employee. Everyone in the team moved back to slack and google hangout after we got sick of how shit that all was. Other teams mostly did the same. Legit.

>> No.19111642

>>19111500
Fair enough BROSKI, when I have a meeting FOR BUSINESS, the firm I work at uses ZOOM!

>> No.19111660

>>19111571
>Because skype crashes 50% of the time on start
it starts with OS and stays in bg, 0 probs what so ever
>75% of the time mid-meeting if you have more than 5 people in the call.
I have daily calls with 8 - 13 people so no, it does not
>It also often fails to transmit or receive audio (either or both) and needs a restart to get working.
perhaps my fav part is auto mute on join and we only had a problem with muting through conference rooms but thats hardly skype fault.

Now tell me how much is Zoom integrated? Can I join meetings with one click? Can I have 3 cities in conference rooms autoconnected to zoom calls? is there support for office equipment and smart tables/mics/tvs integration?

>>19111642
that doesnt explain why its better

>> No.19111678

My friend works in networking and he told me that the fucking Queensland Parliment House uses FUCKING ZOOM TOO CUNT ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOM MOTHERFUCKING ZOOM

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>>19107871
Blood red monday incoming. Don't hold any equity over the weekend, frens.

>> No.19111712

>>19111660
>dat naked shilling based on strawmen and lies
Erry tiem. Thank you for doing the needful.
>Now tell me how much is Zoom integrated? Can I join meetings with one click? Can I have 3 cities in conference rooms autoconnected to zoom calls? is there support for office equipment and smart tables/mics/tvs integration?
Yes to all. You can even use an ordinary phone and dial into a meeting with an ordinary phone number, and there's integration with normal software that actually works like slack instead of crapware like m$ teams.

>> No.19111726

>>19111660
I'm just trying to trigger you sorry my man, I don't actually have a position on ZOOM. I did note that Warren Buffet mentioned ZOOM a few weeks back at that shareholder meeting conference thing.

>> No.19111781

>>19111712
Im not shilling Im just saying your non argument is discarded by mine, and MS eco system just fucking works so why should we spend another 6 digits to go with zoom?

show me examples of office equipment with zoom then cuz I really never heard about single thing
>>19111726
no Im just legit curious why would anyone switch to this new and inferior tech based on recent security news

>> No.19111801

>>19111781
>Im not shilling
>MS eco system just fucking works
Guffaws!

>> No.19111849

>>19111801
yeah, thats called a fact, I didnt say its best in world, I said it just works, that is objectively true and MS revenues agree with me, Im waiting on your examples

>> No.19111862

>>19111849
Chortles!

>> No.19111889

>>19111862
so you dont have any examples of zoom integrated devices for offices, thank you for clarification

>> No.19111998

>>19109687
Okay now this is based