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>decide to cash out some of my gains to spoil myself for a nice meal at subway for the first time
>"What sandwich do you want?"
>Uhhh I'll have a BLT (I had to google this on my Android Smartphone to figure out what this was [Bacon-Lettuce-Tomatoes])
>"Okay, but what bread do you want?"
>I-I said I wanted a B.L.T sandwich!
>"Yes but I'm going to need a bread"
>Umm, wholegrain?
>"We don't have that here"
>she points at the board
>want to say parmesan oregano but I don't know how to pronounce parmesan
>"Do you want that toasted?"
>Will that cost me extra?
>"No"
>say yes because free things are nice
>"Okay, what vegetables do you want?"
>H-Huh? It's a BLT, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, why are you asking me this?
>"And cheese?"
>S-Sure
"What kind?"
>Yellow..?
>"Sauce?"
>The special one?
>she wraps my sandwich up and I pay
>don't top her because she was really rude to me

Have you ever cashed out? What did you buy with your gains?

>> No.19229132

>>19229103
You sound like a trap, are you?

>> No.19229305

>>19229103
>"And cheese?"
>Yellow..?
>don't top her because she was really rude to me

How stupid you must be if you can't read what you're ordering or at least tell that you're first time there and don't know how it works.

>> No.19229374

>>19229103
anon just order delivery next time. fuck these wagecucks

>> No.19229460

imagine having the confidence to order extra of all the toppings

some people I swear
so selfish

>> No.19229462
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19229462

>>19229103
Sir, this is an 18+ board

>> No.19229488

>>19229103
easily a larp. i refuse to believe any of you idiots are this pathetic.

>> No.19229509

>>19229103
50/50 drugs/rent
320$ total and once

>> No.19229568
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19229568

>>19229103
>ordering at Subways
>always order the exact same thing
>know without looking what my order is
>still add ummmmm... and eeeeehh... like I'm thinking hard about what I want this time

>> No.19229597

This pasta is as fresh as a subway sandwich.

>> No.19229604

>>19229103
can you suck my dick?

>> No.19229611

>>19229132
no, but in highschool girls used to dress me up sometimes. Nobody confuses me for a girl in real life. I think it was because I was short and young though.
>>19229374
that costs more, I'm very frugal!

>> No.19229760

>>19229568
umm hello, based department?

>> No.19230004
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19230004

>>19229604
m-maybe if its a nice one, are you mutilated anon?

>> No.19231162

>>19230004
>are you mutilated anon?
ouch