/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19330777]

I bought at $0.14 and literally never sold. Before you ask what the next moon mission is, I'll tell you: its STILL LINK you dense fucking swinglinkers.

[Anonymous No.19330817]

>>19330777
Hmmm trips

[Anonymous No.19330831]

>>19330777
3 more days.

[Anonymous No.19330847]

>>19330831
until?

[Anonymous No.19330860]

>>19330777
Checked

[Anonymous No.19330870]

>>19330777
Kek is with us

[Anonymous No.19330873]

>>19330777
based, red pilled and checked

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.19330882]

>>19330777
Nice. 1keoy it is then, digits have spoken

[Anonymous No.19330888]

>>19330860
that's a man

[Anonymous No.19330902]

>>19330831
stopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[Anonymous No.19330911]

>>19330860
Is she of legal age?

I have to know because that determines whether she's attractive or not.

[Anonymous No.19330913]

>>19330847
biggest dump of our lives when main net is not released and it's another proven larp

[Anonymous No.19330943]

>>19330913
We'll lose all our money, together.

[Anonymous No.19330965]

>>19330777
Checked

[Anonymous No.19330969]

>>19330847
https://diffusion.events/
check the agenda

[Anonymous No.19330970]

>>19330913
the mainnet is already out you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.19330973]

>>19330777
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

[Anonymous No.19330975]

>>19330777
checked it is

[Anonymous No.19330992]

>>19330911
>no boobs
>big hands
it's a man

[Anonymous No.19330993]

>>19330777
7s confirm

[Anonymous No.19331005]

>>19330847
>>19330902
10:45 - 11:15 (BST): Scaling Web 3

CZ – Founder & CEO, Binance
Sergey Nazarov – Co-Founder & CEO, Chainlink
Illia Polosukhin – Co-Founder, NEAR
Jamie Burke - CEO, Outlier Ventures

[Anonymous No.19331009]

80%

[Anonymous No.19331015]

>>19331005
why dude

[Anonymous No.19331023]

>>19330777

[Anonymous No.19331024]

>>19331005
probably a nothingsandwich but we'll see

[Anonymous No.19331035]

>>19331023
lmao

[Anonymous No.19331038]

>>19330777
Whats the value proposition of LINK? Why is it worth holding and not selling to the greater fool?

[Anonymous No.19331047]

NOBODY KNOWS THE TIME OF THE PRICE SINGULARITY.
BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS, EVERYONE WILL KNOW.
ALL ACROSS THE WORLD, VOICES WILL ECHO "..WHAT'S WRONG? IS EVERYTHING OK?"
A FEW VEHICULAR ACCIDENTS WILL OCCUR SEEMINGLY FOR NO REASON.
SEVERAL PILOTS, DELIVERY DRIVERS, AND ONE PAJEET WHO FORGOT TO CLOSE A SUBMARINE HATCH WILL ALL LAST BE SEEN YELLING AT THEIR PHONES.
BINANCE WILL CRASH. EVERYONE SCRAMBLING TO BUY LINKS WILL SEE 404.
ETHERDELTA WILL BECOME SO OVERWHELMED WITH TRAFFIC IT WILL SLOW TO A HALT. IT WILL BECOME UNUSABLE.
THE ONLY ORDERS THAT WILL HAPPEN WILL BE BUY ORDERS THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN PLACED.
LINK WILL REACH UNIMAGINABLY HIGH PRICES WITHIN MINUTES.
EVERY NOLINKER'S EYES WILL WATCH. THE TINY LINK CUBE ON COINMARKETCAP WILL BE REFLECTED IN THEIR EYES.
HOWEVER, THE ONES WHO KNEW...THE ONES WHO HAD HEARD, BUT DIDN'T LISTEN...
THEIR CUBES WILL BE DISTORTED BY TEARS.
AS THESE TEARS FALL ONTO RAPIDLY MOVING FINGERS THAT ARE REFRESHING BINANCE OR ETHERDELTA MULTIPLE TIMES,
HAUNTING MUSIC RINGS IN THEIR EARS INFINITELY.
THE HARROWING NOISE OF THE BELLS CAUSES THE NOLINKER'S SOUL TO SHIVER..AND SCREAM.
BIZ WILL BE FILLED WITH LINK MEMES. ALL THREADS WILL BE TITLED "YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE."
MONITORS WILL BE SMASHED. LAPTOPS BROKEN IN HALF. WEDDINGS, FAMILY REUNIONS, GRADUATION CEREMONIES, AND OTHER SOCIAL EVENTS ACROSS THE WORLD WILL BE PLAGUED BY THE AUDIBLE CRIES OF NOLINKERS WHO KNEW THE PATH BUT DIDN'T TAKE IT.
THEIR HOPELESSNESS CRUSHES THEM INSIDE, BUT THEY KEEP HAVING TO WAGESLAVE, AND FORCING A SMILE ON THEIR FACE EVERY DAY TO AVOID EVER BEING ASKED "WHAT'S WRONG?" AGAIN WILL EAT AWAY AT THEIR SANITY.
THIS SOON BECOMES A WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON, AND NOLINKER SYNDROME WILL BE ADDED TO DSM-V AND HEAVILY STUDIED.
MOST NORMIES WILL CONTINUE ENJOYING THEIR PLAYPENS.
BUT THE ONES WHO KNEW..
THEY WILL BECOME UNCOMFORTABLY INTIMATE WITH DESPAIR..
FOR THEY KNOW THEY MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, AND ANOTHER PRECIOUS PATH TO FREEDOM HAS DISAPPEARED FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.19331056]

>>19330969
>bancor, enigma
Who cares lmao

[Anonymous No.19331081]

>>19330970
If main net is out how come they don't have any customers? It's a test net

[Anonymous No.19331091]

Quit larping newfag bagholders. Oldfags sold their stacks after Google. It’s over. Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.19331093]

>>19330777
Imagine selling all your Linkies before the China pump

[Anonymous No.19331138]

>>19331093

[Anonymous No.19331165]

>>19331081
Mainnet is already out retard

[Anonymous No.19331367]

>>19331093
>>19331138
This chink news has Adelyn's grubby little hand prints all over it. Sell signal desu

[Anonymous No.19331419]

>>19331367
stay poor anon

[Anonymous No.19331466]

>>19331056
bancor bnt is a chad token
some powerful moves over the past 2 weeks
very similar set up to what made synthetix moon late last year

anon in /biz called this in february. and now its actually happening

on kek

[Anonymous No.19331540]

>>19331047
based and schizopilled

[Anonymous No.19331560]

>>19331466
bancor is the biggest scam in crypto next to ESH

[Anonymous No.19331839]

>>19330992
Why would a man want to prank me into thinking he's a female? I guess it would be funny if we were to have sex and I came inside his asshole, hahaha. That would actually be hilarious for a prank hahaha

[Anonymous No.19331865]

>>19330777
checked

[Anonymous No.19331886]

>>19331047

[Anonymous No.19331997]

>>19330777
market must be overbought...

[Anonymous No.19332390]

>>19331560
bullshit: https://github.com/bancorprotocol/

bancor bnt team is actually one of the only teams really delivering

[Anonymous No.19332589]

>>19330873
You are a MANIAC!

[Anonymous No.19332640]

>>19330777

[Anonymous No.19332736]

The value proposition is borderline jack shit for 2020 tough. Its a token printed out of thin air with a currently still highly centralized, highly risky untested game theory system that who knows how it will perform one actual usage is there. And for how long. VCs bought in ICO and exited last year. Its looking bleak for LINK atleast till 2025. Might aswell feeling up the project then and possibly reenter and make use of your capital now instead of keeping it in a crabmarket whale bot manipulated chink casino trading pair. Especially with coronachan canceling smartcon 2020 is basically a lost year. Its true that we are early too early it seems
link is still all PoC. exec boomers are way to risk averse and timid even starting to offload minimal business processes on the blockchain (in link case middleware). its still way to early
steve jobs became a billionaire in 1995
jeff bezos in 1997
bill gates in 1987
elon musk in 2002
sergay already has multimillionaire status and is on the right track with another partnership blogpost to $15. but it will take years after that for the average norman to know his name and his product beeing widely used. i know the argument of middleware, not designed for retail, blah nobody will know of him etc. but if this fucker really is able to bring programmable trust and value online, while btfo millions of paper pusher bureocrats out of their jobs people eventually will know his name without a doubt. again it will take very long tough

[Anonymous No.19332758]

>>19332736
If you had the opportunity to make life-changing, generational wealth, a 10 year timeline would be well worth the wait.

[Anonymous No.19332772]

>>19330777

Checked and based. .35 buyer here and I’m still holding

[Anonymous No.19332790]

>>19332736
DRNS

[Anonymous No.19332832]

>>19330777
>>19330888
>>19330911
>>19331466
Holy digits checked.

[Anonymous No.19332835]

Gay post

[Anonymous No.19332885]

>>19330777

[Anonymous No.19332920]

>>19330777
Ok but
WEN IS THE FUCKING CORNER???

[Anonymous No.19332928]

>>19330777
>>19330888
>>19330911
>>19331466

[Anonymous No.19333090]

10:45 - 11:15 (BST): Scaling Web 3

CZ – Founder & CEO, Binance
Sergey Nazarov – Co-Founder & CEO, Chainlink
Illia Polosukhin – Co-Founder, NEAR
Jamie Burke - CEO, Outlier Ventures
>Scaling web 3

[Anonymous No.19333232]

>>19333090
It's a pretty awesome panel.
CZ can suck a dick but he's important in the space.
What's the date?

[Anonymous No.19333476]

>>19333090
Bump need the answer to
>>19333232

[Anonymous No.19333976]

>>19333476
>CZ – Founder & CEO, Binance
>Sergey Nazarov – Co-Founder & CEO, Chainlink
>Illia Polosukhin – Co-Founder, NEAR
>Jamie Burke - CEO, Outlier Ventures


https://diffusion.events/

[Anonymous No.19334151]

>>19330777
checked chainlink confirmed russian scam

[Anonymous No.19334171]

>>19330777
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

[Anonymous No.19334190]

>>19330873
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

[Anonymous No.19334216]

"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I'm a stupid fucking loser neet that thinks the 2017 pump and constant shilling means an actual project and not a skeleton of a copy-cat of other bullshit projects before. I'm a dumbass NEET and I don't know any better"