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>> No.19338206

First for Jesus.

>> No.19338224

why is vix not going lower....its been at 29.

>> No.19338241

y-you there bobo?

>> No.19338244
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19338244

Oh fuckkk here we gooooooo

>> No.19338248
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>>19338201
Why is she wearing dog penises on her head

>> No.19338251

>>19338224
wall of worry is bullish. sell when there is nothing to fear, because it means everyone is already in

>> No.19338261
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19338261

is TQQQ really a short term hold though

>> No.19338267
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>>19338206
my man

>> No.19338268

>someone will soon be the first proud buyer of SPY at only 300 post corona as it goes to 400

>> No.19338293

If I plan on pumping 1k of my income into stocks each month, what should I buy that isn't SPY or QQQ? An anon mentioned a bunch of mostly tech stocks (MSFT, AMZN, TSM, AMD plus BRK and JNJ)

>> No.19338303

>>19338267
blessed, very nice

>> No.19338305

>>19338293
sounds like you need to leave here and read up before you buy stocks. don't listen to people here.

>> No.19338307
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19338307

I know how to look up Dow futures, but how can I look up individual stock futures? Help a newfag out

>> No.19338309

>>19338226
HTZ
>>19338194
The ECB is already punishing banks that store money in the central bank, but I dont see any effects from that. Banks just keep it in other places if it gets too much.

And making it harder for banks to borrow is just controlling input again.

And if we take money from people or banks they will just park it in other assets. Bonds and stuff.

>> No.19338315

>>19338293
Forgot to finish that sentence, was going to say "An anon mentioned a bunch of mostly tech stocks (MSFT, AMZN, TSM, AMD plus BRK and JNJ) that all look good to me"

>> No.19338334

>>19338307
Just go to sleep. When you wake up, you’ll see their future.

>> No.19338340

Just started a Robinhood account. What are investments long term?

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>>19338241
henlo to my fellow mentally-ill incels who spent the weekend posting cartoon bulls, cartoon frogs, and most importantly, cartoon bears

>> No.19338368

just ordered some taco bell, fuckers forgot one of my chalupas

>> No.19338385

>>19338261
Maybe.

The last 10 years have been a bull market, which heavily distorts the value of leveraged ETFs.

Leveraged ETFs are good when the market is going up with low volitility.

Look at the market since the start of March 2020 - leveraged ETFs are performing worse than 1:1 indexes simply because they are getting destroyed by the volitility. If you want to invest in leveraged ETFs, wait until the VIX drops <20 again.

>> No.19338386

>>19338368
I just went all-in shorting YUM. You better be onto something with this.

>> No.19338391

I got UVXY $31c 5/29 Friday thinking there would be a sell off before the weekend and stupidly didn't bailout.
How fucked am I tomorrow?

>> No.19338392

>>19338248
Why do you have intimate knowledge of the shape of dog penises?

>> No.19338396
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19338396

Get on the Bull Train boys.

All it would take is a treatment/vaccine by October and a 2 to 3 trillion dollar stimulus package.

Let inflation make our debts worthless and our housing and stocks go through the roof.

So bullish RN that I've put 10k on TQQQ. Fucking salivating on being a Bull.

>> No.19338398

>>19338368
damn

>>19338307
that's not a thing

>> No.19338399

>>19338386

put your trip back om, baggie

>> No.19338401

>>19338340
joe rogan radio

>> No.19338410
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19338410

>futures red
>everyone expects it to crash, so...
>opens green and rallies up

>futures green
>everyone expects it to moon, so...
>opens green and rallies up

It's all so tiresome. Am I the only bear left who hasn't hung himself yet?

>> No.19338411

>>19338293
I think AMZN and AMD are overvalued / too expensive.

I like COST, MA and V.

>> No.19338412

>>19338396
>vaccine by October
Okay, now that part is delusional. We'd be lucky to have one by early 2021.

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19338431

Anyone holding SHRM?

Another massive green dick day.

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>>19338307

>> No.19338485

>>19338410
recession = years
rally = weeks or months
Just enjoy the ride bobo friend.

>> No.19338486

>>19338431
Fuck that shit. I know it's been going up but it still seems like bullshit to me.

I got fucked buying into cannabis when Canada was legalizing so I've been scared straight on P&D stocks.

>> No.19338492

What's better for dividends? WPC or MAIN?

>> No.19338494

>>19338307
>individual stock futures
There aren't any. Only after hours and premarket. Futures are for indexes and commodities only.

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>>19338385
This, but more than just under-performing, in a sustained draw down it's a good way to get wiped out, which is kind of opposite of the reason people buy etfs.

>> No.19338584

>>19338410
And then you invert it, and it stops following the trend.

>> No.19338592

Going all in JPM.
>tfw 65% of your portfolio is Tesla

>> No.19338594

>>19338571
>>19338385
can't you just shield yourself from that with stop losses though?

>> No.19338616
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19338616

not looking good....its trending down?

>> No.19338618

>>19338594
Gap downs can still fuck you in the ass hard.

>> No.19338621

>>19338410
I'm a bear. I'm pretty relaxed because the facts point to downward movement. It is just a matter of waiting.

>> No.19338635

The amount of bonds outstanding in the US high yield energy sector increased from $68bn to $108bn this year as a handful of big names including Cenovus Energy, Occidental Petroleum, and Apache became “fallen angels”, sliding from investment grade into junk territory, according to Fitch.
>The amount of bonds outstanding in the US high yield energy sector increased from $68bn to $108bn this year as a handful of big names including Cenovus Energy, Occidental Petroleum, and Apache became “fallen angels”, sliding from investment grade into junk territory, according to Fitch.
The amount of bonds outstanding in the US high yield energy sector increased from $68bn to $108bn this year as a handful of big names including Cenovus Energy, Occidental Petroleum, and Apache became “fallen angels”, sliding from investment grade into junk territory, according to Fitch.
>The amount of bonds outstanding in the US high yield energy sector increased from $68bn to $108bn this year as a handful of big names including Cenovus Energy, Occidental Petroleum, and Apache became “fallen angels”, sliding from investment grade into junk territory, according to Fitch.
The amount of bonds outstanding in the US high yield energy sector increased from $68bn to $108bn this year as a handful of big names including Cenovus Energy, Occidental Petroleum, and Apache became “fallen angels”, sliding from investment grade into junk territory, according to Fitch.
>The amount of bonds outstanding in the US high yield energy sector increased from $68bn to $108bn this year as a handful of big names including Cenovus Energy, Occidental Petroleum, and Apache became “fallen angels”, sliding from investment grade into junk territory, according to Fitch.

>> No.19338640

>>19338616
It's trending sideways.

>> No.19338647

>>19338248
those are actually uncircumcised human penises (I know, they both look the same)

>> No.19338650

>>19338261
No. It's like holding NVDA

>> No.19338671

>>19338293
AMT EQIX V COST LMT NEE MSFT POOL CDNS

See you on Mars

>> No.19338708

>>19338385
>Leveraged ETFs are good when the market is going up with low volitility.
Yeah it's like people don't realize the VIX is still consistently above 28.. if the VIX went back down to 15-18 and stayed there while trending further down I'll go long on $TQQQ with DCA.. as of right now I'm just being a pussy normie by DCA buying SPY and VUG (my personal tech favorite)

>> No.19338710

Do you guys think amazon will break 10000 in 5 years?

>> No.19338764
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MILKIES FOR BULLS
>MILKIES FOR BULLS
MILKIES FOR BULLS
>MILKIES FOR BULLS

WE OUT HERE MAKING THAT CUNNY MONEY FOR REAL

ERRYBODY MAKING THAT CUNNY MONEY SAY YEAAAAAAHHHH

>pic semi related: it's bitched when you show them that cunny money
>bitches love cunny money.

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19338768

NOOO STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.19338795

>>19338768
Dubs and spy crashes this week

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19338815

>>19338768
get in the squeezer.

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19338825

Any chance this is for real, and this whackjob is actually a Franklin Templeton investor?

Man... I almost feel bad for karens... they're getting the twitter treatment SWM's have been getting for years.

>>19338635
What's your point bobo?
Do you just post alarming text whenever you think big number bad?

>> No.19338856

300 ON OPEN LETS GO
GIVE ME MY FUGGIN TENDIES

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>>19338710
>be Amazon
>offer 2 day delivery for around $100
>3+ months of lockdown crisis
>sorry, can't offer 2 day delivery during crisis
>still charge full price for Prime members
>Jeff Bezos almost becomes 1st trillionaire in history

When this blows over, there will be a massive lawsuit. Amazon will fall

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19338865

Why are all you stupid boomers on my board?? this is a crypto board!!

Get the fuck off my board faggots

Also..

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

>> No.19338872

>>19338825

> nog starts videotaping you

call the cops and watch his ass get tasered

>> No.19338888

>>19338861

you and jeffy b will die before he becomes a trillionaire.

>> No.19338914

all flat and simple and beautiful
absolutely beautiful
let's enjoy it together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65rYBkAz0X4

>> No.19338923

Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
>Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
>Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
>Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
>Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
>Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me
>Bobo found hanging from Federal Reserve building's eagle, note found on body reading "Jerome Powell did this to me

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>>19338825
OOPS!
Forgot my link:

https://twitter.com/LelainaPiercen/status/1265070009375735811?s=20

>>19338872
kek I like that you knew exactly what I was talking about. I just learned about these twitter trends, powerful shit.

>> No.19338933

>>19338865
We make money unlike u

>> No.19338934

Quick rundown on $RPAY?

>> No.19338935
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19338935

3000CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>> No.19338938

Why are futures green af rn? Any big news rn?

>> No.19338942

how am i supposed to make a money market account work if i'm so severely limited in transactions
just leave that shit sitting there?

>> No.19338945

>>19338938
We going to war with China.

>> No.19338948

>>19338872
She did and got fucked. Nobody defends Karens.

>> No.19338949

>>19338938

corona was a meme

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19338970

>second wave

>> No.19338973

>>19338431
I bought it. At the days highs, of course.

>> No.19338983

>>19338410
There are no bears left.

>> No.19338991

>>19338983
people were talking about an imminent crash last week because of one red day, I'm amazed at the sheer volume of stupidity that visits /biz/ these days

>> No.19338994
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19338994

Redpill me on some still cheap and undervalued sectors? Financial, Natural Gas, Oil, Gambling, Weed?

>> No.19339014

9:30 a.m can't get here quick enough... Hope to hell I can sell KOS @ 2.0, bag HAL with the money before it moons and bag RTX on the dippy under 60. Shit.. I won't be able to sleep tonight. Fuck..

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>>19338983
Literally everything is green, even VIX. The fuck is going on?

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>>19338994
You could go the Robin Nigger route and buy Hertz after it declared bankruptcy

>> No.19339039
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19339039

>>19339014
Pick up some OKE and join the natty gas gang.

>> No.19339049

>>19339014
>implying RTX will dip tomorrow

Based retard.

>> No.19339056

>>19338942
Yes that's the whole point

>> No.19339058

>>19339032
Aren't they going to wipe out shareholders with the type of bankruptcy they chose?

>> No.19339060

>>19338994
My friend has gotten be tuned into midstream oil stocks. Most are down to 1/4th what they were before the crash. Some are down to 1/10th. There's tons of upward space for them.

>> No.19339064

>>19339031
hedging

>> No.19339068

>>19339031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOJtEvpSZhM

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>>19338933
yeah.. i'm sure you do.... lame ass

>> No.19339074

>>19338307
there is no such thing as stock futures. just look up your stock ticker in yahoo finance and see if it moved after hours. retail traders usually can't buy or sell after hours

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>>19338410
good things come to those who wait

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>>19339058
Lmao. Not sure. It depends.

Was it chapter 11 or chapter 7?

>> No.19339107

>>19338942

its good for 6 months of expenses. you would only need to use transactions if you lose your job.

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>>19338251
Considering how everything is overleveraged, the drop may come in less than a year.

>> No.19339115

>>19338492
CEQP

>> No.19339119

My cheapies have grown up. The only problem is finding new cheapies is harder. Maybe I’ll buy some calls

>> No.19339127

>>19338983
>There are no bears left.
This is bearish,

>> No.19339129

>>19339101
Chapter 11

>> No.19339134

>>19338412
he is delusional but news of phase 3 trials starting would be good.
desu i forgot all my drug approval info (and im in fucking pharmacy lel) but I'm pretty sure phase 3 is basically phase 2 but with a more general and larger sample size.

>> No.19339139

>>19339127
Unironically correct. When the entire market has capitulated, that's when the real movers get to working.

>> No.19339144

>>19339109

shame about the brown nipples

>> No.19339167

>>19338994
non of those are undervalued....... stick with drugs and video games bro... thats where society is headed... oh and tech.. don't forget tech...

>> No.19339169

1 nuffin wrong wit me....
2 nuffin wrong wit me....
(sumfins gotta gib)
3 nuffin wrong wit me....
(sumfins gotta gib)

>> No.19339170

>>19339144
brown nipples are superior

>> No.19339179

Jesus Christ. So many meme coin threads on the main page. Also tell me what to do with 10k$ /smg/.

>> No.19339185

>>19339115
That's a high payout ratio, but the rest of that makes it definitely worth looking into. Thanks.

>> No.19339202
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19339202

Bearfaggots can't read, just spam bullshit
>Bearfaggots can't read, just spam bullshit
Bearfaggots can't read, just spam bullshit
>Bearfaggots can't read, just spam bullshit
Bearfaggots can't read, just spam bullshit
>Bearfaggots can't read, just spam bullshit

>>19338935
YEEEEAAAAA BOIEE

>>19338948
Karen's are the thots that simps whiteknight over all the time, usually when they've aged out of that stage. But there's still plenty of men who would have knocked that guy the fuck out if they'd seen this in action.

Maybe there's a change taking place? Maybe the privileged status of white women is over, and they no longer get to play the oppressed card?

>BULLBOIS THIRSTY FOR MILK

>> No.19339208

>>19338994
call me nuts but i'm all in REITs for now. here's hoping I can pull out of it fast enough once emergency funds and rent/wage subsidies are removed too early or something. I'll probably pull out before October regardless of what happens, the whole real estate sector has been pumping green the last week and it's starting to get me worried.

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>>19339127
I don't even know if I count as a bear anymore. I think we've all just shut up. something something credit bubble, something something bubble dynamics, something something, September cares, something something Russell 2000, something something sell in May, something something double spike VXX, something something bonds, something something preferred shares...

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>>19339129
Yup, They lose all money. Lol

They also get a note that says"its not about the money, but about the friendships you made along the way"

>> No.19339249

>>19339073
This is Quebec, right? I'm going to assume it's Quebec.

>> No.19339280

>>19339060
My concern with midstreams is that a lot of them are MLPs and supposedly thats a hassle to file and their are talks about them being ponzi schemes as these companies don't need to pay down debt basically.

>> No.19339283

>>19339202
peee peee poo poo
have your fun day in the sun bullfags
remember to take profits if you wish
you are way too smug.

>> No.19339286

Hope my MSFT call prints tomorrow

>> No.19339291

>>19339210
I'm a bear when it comes to 1-2 years, but I'm a bull in the moment. Market can stay longer than you can stay solvent etc etc.

>> No.19339309

>>19339179
Fuck off newfag. /biz/ is a crypto board

>> No.19339317

>>19338411
>>19338671
TFW bought V at $170 and then sold at $180 because I thought it'd drop again

>> No.19339318

>>19338592
Buy more TSLA, retard. Even JPM goes back up to an all time high, it is only a 55% increase.

>> No.19339328

>>19339109
>Considering how everything is overleveraged
according to who? you? zero interest rates create an unprecedented investment environment. plan accordingly.

>> No.19339347

I think that this friday is going to be the sell day, Ive been bullish since the dip. I think this week will be custers last stand and then there will be a nominally insignificant dip, however it will be a great time to sell out and buy another dip. Thats what the economy is going to look like until the oil and nothingburger flu panic settles down

>> No.19339354

>>19339179
You should diversify it, but you can write covered KO puts and just rake in the cash.
>>19339309
No it isn't.

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>>19339291
i started a DCA into preferred shares and bonds with some VXX and SDS for day to day insurance. It's all so tiresome.

>> No.19339388

>>19339354
>No it isn't.
/biz/ was literally made to get crypto posters out of /g/
why do you think we're gathered in a tiny stock market general while the rest of the board is cryptoposting

>> No.19339410

>>19339388
/biz/ WAS crypto posting.
Our time has come

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>>19338206


Jesus first. In finance, and in life. Don't let the money get to your head and pray for your greed. But at the end of the day I still toootally love investing=

>> No.19339427

>>19339388
>/biz/ was literally made to get crypto posters out of /g/
Biz had been predominantly dropshipping and passive income-centric up until about 2 years ago, when it transformed into crypto-obsessed. Where have you been?

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2997.62
get the party hats ready

>> No.19339441

https://fintel.io/i/soros-fund-management-llc

>> No.19339443

>>19339388
That doesn't mean it's a crypto board. That just means crypto posters were about as annoying as bronies.
If this was just a crypto board, they wouldn't even tolerate /smg/ and would spam it to death.

>> No.19339445

2 POINTS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19339462

>>19339109
i want to suck nips

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>>19339445
CAM ON 3000

>> No.19339480

>>19339443
Let them play pretend with their imaginary magic money. It’s their only escape from Mom’s cold dark basement.

>> No.19339483

so once it hits 3000, does that mean this will be a turning point for the market? like everything is back to normal?

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>>19339210
that's uhhhhh that's a dog
because Steph is a dumb bitch.
I wish there were more shows like NGNL and Problem Children Are Coming from Another World...

I don't remember any cows on those shows, so here's a milky bunny.

>>19339283
>pp pupu
you're so fucking new and you've been showing it for weeks.
are you the least intelligent poster on /smg/ or just the least intelligent right now?

>> No.19339492

>>19339483
no fren, then the journey to 4000 starts

>> No.19339495

>>19339483
nah nothing will actually happen it's just funny number you know

>> No.19339504

>>19339483
It’s means prepare for the second wave

>> No.19339515

>>19339504
second wave of what?

>> No.19339520
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>>19339483
I hurt myself this weekend.

>> No.19339527

>>19339515
Of economic shutdowns this fall

>> No.19339536
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>>19339515
Get your money together to buy more stonk dirt cheap.

>> No.19339539

>>19339515
Of 5% in a day SPY jumps up. The Golden Bull Run has became the Platinum Bull Run.

>> No.19339540
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19339540

tfw kids like this are smarter than /smg/

>> No.19339547

>>19339427
i only actually go to /biz/ for /smg/ so i kinda assume the rest of the board is just crypto posting
honestly it still feels like bitcoin was bogging down just a day ago

>> No.19339553

>>19339462
you have nips dont you?

>> No.19339562
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PUT ON THE PARTY HATS

>> No.19339567

>>19339443
Wtf how long have you been here? It has always been a shitcoin board

>> No.19339579

anyone buying RENN right now shit is going up fast with no major news

>> No.19339581
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19339581

Welp, it's been a long and hard battle bull bros but we have recaptured 3000chad hill. It wasn't easy and we lost some anons along the way, but freedom and tendies are not free. Alright boys, rest up for a night, the road to 4000 ain't gonna be easy but I believe in you guys

>> No.19339591

>>19339540
something tells me this guy doesn't have a stop loss in green, this guys reminds me of my euphoria hopping on the weed bandwagon but forgetting to actually take my profits.
i jumped right into stocks without even knowing a stop limit or what basic indicators were

>> No.19339596

>Berlin agreed to a €9 billion deal on Monday to save flag carrier Lufthansa, turning the German government into the single largest shareholder in Europe’s second-largest airline as it looks to restart flights next month following weeks of lockdown.
>The cash injection gets Berlin a 20 percent stake in Lufthansa and the option to boost that by an additional 5 percent — enough to allow the government to block any unwanted takeovers. Two supervisory board seats are included, and the deal also includes restrictions on management pay and not paying a dividend to shareholders.

Which airline does Trump have the most conflict of interest in?

>> No.19339599

>>19339567
I mean it's not just a crypto board. Especially after the pink fields. Now /smg/ is usually the most active thread and a few wild stock threads are on the catalogue.
The future is now, old man.

>> No.19339607
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>>19339437
2999!!!

>> No.19339608
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>>19339562
N-N-N--
N-N-N-N-N-N...

>> No.19339619

>>19339581
>we
Only a few anons post about trading futures. Are you one?

>> No.19339623
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>>19339581
>uhhhh....
>um.
>we were uh.
>We're um.
>well.....
>um. crashing this market.

>> No.19339634

>>19339596
>The cash injection gets Berlin a 20 percent stake in Lufthansa and the option to boost that by an additional 5 percent
not that i'd ever touch airliners right now, but how forgiving was this stock dilution to shareholders

>> No.19339655

I can't believe this. I'm a bull and I'm still shocked. seems off.

I'm still setting orders for x3 leveraged etfs tomorrow morning

>> No.19339656

>>19339623
Does that mean my $9 CTL put is going to get assigned?

>> No.19339676
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>>19339656
Um. well uh. Never bet against America. Um.


uhhh...


Buy the um.
dip.

>> No.19339689
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>>19339540
>I'm smarter than KeithMcCullogh
join the club kiddo
what a weak brag lmao

>>19339607
2999 hit

>> No.19339709

>>19339540
it's like the dot com bubble all over again

>> No.19339718
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19339718

If this ride keeps going up I'm getting back off.

>> No.19339721

>>19339689
>le quadrant man

>> No.19339727

>>19339676
Yeah but I want CTL. I also wanted some Taco Bell and I could buy that on a put.

>> No.19339730

3000000000000000000000000000000000

>> No.19339736

>>19339727
Or on grubhub.

>> No.19339738

3001.12!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19339747

SPY 300

>> No.19339753

3000

>> No.19339766

>>19339540
>goes green one month in extremely volatile and predictable time
>"i am beating the pros"
every single time with these cringe kiddos

>> No.19339767
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>>19339709
This. I hope when it pops it doesn't drag my stocks down.

>> No.19339768
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19339768

This is it.
The golden bull run.

>> No.19339770

2 da moon

>> No.19339772
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It’s been a good ride, bobos. I had $100k on SPY puts expiring Friday. I’ll be suck starting a 12 gauge tomorrow but at least I will know in the end that my moves were based on logic. Fairy tales and money printers won out in the end. See ya, SQQQ cowboys.

>> No.19339773
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party hats
we made it (again)

>> No.19339781

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19339795
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*bzzt* *bzzzzt*

>> No.19339803
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>>19339772
nice larp but your imaginary position is good.

>> No.19339804
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Let's party.

>> No.19339811
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>post yfw it happened

>> No.19339815

>>19339727
>CTL
maybe, but this whole market is shitcoining.

>> No.19339819

>>19339772
Money comes, and money goes. Might as well stick around to see whether or not you were right, in the end.

>> No.19339822
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>>19339766
hubris has a way of being self-correcting

>>19339768
>>19339773
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19339838

FUTURES. DON'T. MEAN. ANYTHING. RETARDS.

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>>19339795
This better be fucking important i'm doing some fat fucking lines and buying the shitload out of SPY calls right now

>> No.19339844
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>>19339811
>mfw

>> No.19339854

>>19339772
Don't kill yourself (in Minecraft).

>> No.19339855

I'm pretty annoyed that all gains happen in the fucking after hours and never during market open. I want to see bears dying in real time, not them waking up and then dying.

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>>19339838
Cope harder. Your future doesn't matter.

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>>19339838
>FUTURES. DON'T. MEAN. ANYTHING

>> No.19339880

>>19339838
yeah bro, prices don't mean anything

>> No.19339884

>>19339838
If the actual s&p breaks 3000 tomorrow, you have to post your butthole to biz.

>> No.19339890
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the SMP fuck hundred

nobody cares about that shit

it might as well be the SIMP 500

>> No.19339893
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19339893

BEARS ARE OFFICIALLY DEAD
DEAD FOR ALL ETERNITY
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>> No.19339898

>bought SPY calls on friday

I am ready to spike the football

>> No.19339905

>>19339822
>143 cm
all I can say is wow

>> No.19339936
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>>19338307
/ck/ here thanks for the content. best equivalent you can trade for stocks is going to be options, learn about LEAPS and when option turnover occurs.

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>currently split between tons of small stocks trying to get quick doubles
>really wish I could just buy bigger reliable stocks that aren't back up to their February prices yet
sucks being a poorfag and having a smaller sum that has to be put in smaller unreliable stocks in order to grow faster..

>> No.19339967

As a silverchad and a divvyfag I am looking to invest in JPM. Any objections?

>> No.19339976
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19339976

Maybe there is hope even for...tanker boys.

>> No.19339978

I just rebalanced out of SHOP and took profits was it too soon?

>> No.19339979

Hoping my rtx calls moon run.

>> No.19339980
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19339980

SnP500 at 3000
>SnP500 at 3000
SnP500 at 3000
>SnP500 at 3000
SnP500 at 3000
M I S S I O N
A C C O M P L I S H E D

>> No.19339982

>>19339967
r u an boomer?

>> No.19339992
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19339992

How long you think it will stay above 3000 ?

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I'm ready for the slight correction then another run to 3100

>> No.19340013

>>19339992
who is this porcine goddess?

>> No.19340020

>>19340013
that was a selfie

>> No.19340029

>>19339982
Every passing year I question if I am more and more.

>> No.19340031

>>19340020
open bob

>> No.19340039
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>>19339967
>As a silverchad
everyone will be sucking silverchads dicks pretty soon here

>> No.19340049
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>2999.75
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.19340052

>>19340013
She’s a nice bargirl from Vietnam. Hopefully she’s not babied up when I go back.

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>>19340002
I wanna get an animation cel

>> No.19340058

>S&P500 hits 3000
>VIX futures still at 29 and only down 0.75%

Hmmmmmmm

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>>19339842
Zey fell for ze 300 spy
Pamp it until ze friday puts are gone then damp eet

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>2999
NO NO NO BULLS
WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!
WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19340071
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19340071

buy the beanie

>> No.19340080

>>19340052
Yikes & cringe.

>> No.19340085
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>lil' yachty releases a new song tomorrow

>> No.19340100

>>19338368
go back and coof on their window

>> No.19340104

>>19340002
Is that the new sailor moon? Doesn't look right.

>> No.19340105
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>>19340056
Whoever is selling those on eBay is making absolute fucktons off of the og cels.. wonder where they got them from. He has hundreds of them. And who the fuck is even actually buying them for $350+?

>> No.19340106

>>19339992
wow she's really ugly. Can't you get even an average white girl?

>> No.19340112

>>19339905
IMAGINE THE SMILK

>> No.19340118

Be my google for a sec, /smg/... I know SPY stays at roughly 10% value of the S&P. Is there any simple relationship between Nasdaq and QQQ like that? How can I estimate what QQQ will open at tomorrow based on Nasdaq?

>> No.19340127

nigger

>> No.19340133
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>>19340104
No. It's just a re-trend from Japan. Re-drawing a still from a popular (but old) anime.

>> No.19340136

>>19338307

Stocks have no future.

>> No.19340137
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19340137

Final destination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

>> No.19340144
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19340144

Is it ethical to invest in biotoys?

>> No.19340146

>>19339815
Right, but you still need internet for shitcoin mining and CTL has a dividend yield of 10% and a payout ratio of 87%.

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>>19338410

The markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. The unlimited money printing will bring a reckoning, it just won't be instant.

>> No.19340159

Guess ill just go get high

>> No.19340161

>>19340106
Ya there are a few white chicks in my life. I like to travel though.

>> No.19340167

>>19339795
I have it set for a prescription reminder that calls every few months. Get a good laugh every time.

>> No.19340175

>>19340144
What the fuck is this..
And do you have more? Where can I read more of this stuff?

>> No.19340177

>>19340105
you should see what the eva ones go for. I can't find berserk ones anywhere. the sailor moon ones when they're changing seem to carry a premium. I mostly wanted to find some nice reaction image cels, maybe a smug one

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SAY CHEESE EVERYBODY!

>> No.19340182

>>19340154
says the increasingly nervous bobo for the 25th time this month

>> No.19340183

Anons what are your go to natural gas stocks.

>> No.19340184
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>>19340100
I bought June 26th $52 calls for RTX for $4/ call. 20 of them, it cost $8000 plus commissions. Right now I've doubled my money. Actually it was all margin, so my unrealized gain percentage is difficult to quantify. Old pic related.

This may be my all time best investment if it keeps up. And to think, I hesitated.

>> No.19340191
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>>19340178
not far from where i made this little number

>> No.19340194
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Is the TVIX guy still here?

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>>19340178

>> No.19340222
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>>19340178

>> No.19340226
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19340226

kek

>> No.19340228
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>>19340175

Yes I have more, and friend go to www.fluffybooru.com

>> No.19340231

LMAO THAT FUCKING MASSIVE DILDO WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.19340232
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WOW!

>>19340194
VIX futures are barely dented despite us reaching new highs. TVIX won't be down that much.

>> No.19340245
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>>19340228

>> No.19340252

>>19340039
It will be sweet and it would be all the sweeter to collect dividends from JPM when unlock their hidden potential.

>> No.19340258
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19340258

FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET

I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF

>> No.19340270

>>19340175
It's some bizarre shit bronies created called "fluffy" or something. It's always torture porn that's convoluted but mesmerizing.

>> No.19340273

>>19340231
where

>> No.19340274

>>19340258
I wonder how overbought we can get from FOMO

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>>19340222

>> No.19340278

>>19340258
Jesus fuck I should have bought some calls on Friday.

>> No.19340283
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>>19340245

conclusion.

>> No.19340287
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19340287

Tomorrow will end green.

>> No.19340291

>>19340232
That's how it usually is with futures though. VIX futures don't really move much compared to actual VIX

>> No.19340304

>>19340287
Rolling

>> No.19340305
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>>19340270
Guess I'm on a watchlist now.

>>19340177
Damn.. now I kind of want one of Asuka to hang up on my wall. Guess my next set of realized gains on Tuesday will go towards funding one.

>> No.19340306

>>19340291
yes but TVIX isn't based on the actual VIX. It's based on VIX futures.

It's worth noting that despite all this abnormal price movement, VIX futures still aren't revisiting their recent lows.

>> No.19340309
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19340309

"Fuck your puts"

-Jerome Big Nigger Powell

>> No.19340320

>>19340291
Yet

>> No.19340321

>>19340287
>ballistician
yeah ok whatever

>> No.19340324

>>19340231
The notional value of that dildo is about 300 million.

>>19340287
roller

>> No.19340328

>>19340309
Germany entered a recession officially as their GDP sank 2.2% and they had a 3% rally Monday to celebrate the news.

No one actually knows what is happening and anyone who does is lying.

>> No.19340336

>>19340320
this for you
>>19340306

>> No.19340337
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19340337

I HAVE $1000 IN MY ACCOUNT. WHAT STOCKS SHOULD I BUY OPENING BELL??????

>> No.19340341

>>19340328
GESARA is happening

>> No.19340345

In the last 3 weeks how much of the gains have been made during futures vs during market hours?

>>19340328
Stock market != economy. Correlated, but not the same.

>> No.19340352

>>19340309
>write puts at reasonable premium
>not my problem anymore
>puts become worthless as shit moons
>get to keep money and stonk
noice.

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>No one actually knows what is happening and anyone who does is lying.

Economies are reopening. Stocks are looking towards the future.

>> No.19340358
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19340358

Thanks Jerome

>> No.19340360

>>19340337
none, wait for another %3 correction

>> No.19340365
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19340365

>>19340324
>24
>paladin

Lucky

>> No.19340367

>>19340345
>Stock market != economy. Correlated, but not the same.

This is a very stupid statement. The stock market is the shadow of the economy. When the stock market stops mimicking the economy you know something is wrong.

>> No.19340370

>>19340337
Look at last week's opening and see what happened
Same will happen here, but it will rebound fucking quickly

>> No.19340372

I got a bunch of SPY calls Thursday and Friday but something tells me theta is going to take a bite out of any bump. I need another 2% ASAP to start thinking about popping the champagne.

>> No.19340373
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>>19340337
open with AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
end with OOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19340376

>>19340337
>I HAVE $1000 IN MY ACCOUNT. WHAT STOCKS SHOULD I BUY OPENING BELL??????

UAVS & MVIS Thank me later!

>> No.19340378
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19340378

Hmm

>> No.19340381

>>19340357
REEEEEE no that CANNOT be HAPPENING. CONTANGO SOON!

HODL TANKER CATS!!!

>> No.19340382
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>>19340360
Should I sell what I have opening bell and buy back on later?

>> No.19340386

>picked up 17 different positions on friday

That green dildo feels great in my ass

>> No.19340389

>>19340357
>Stocks are looking towards the future.
this is a stupid statement because the jobs report confirmed that Q2 will be worse for unemployment and GDP loss and potentially all of 2020 is a lost cause for economic gain.

>> No.19340390

>>19340345
Stocks prices are a speculation about the future.
Economies are reopening and nobody is going to kill the economy again over a common cold that kills people in nursing homes.

>> No.19340395
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Uh oh

>> No.19340396

>>19339540
This is the white mans version of pajeet fomo scams

>> No.19340402
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>>19340381

>> No.19340405
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200 DAY MA FINNA GET DABBED ON

>> No.19340412

>>19340287
MCDONALDS!
MCDONALDS!
MCDONALDS!

>>19340305
I like to imagine there’s someone who has to look at everything I look at online, and imagine how shocked they are with my interests. Like, if you didn’t know I was just looking for reaction images.

>> No.19340414

>tfw selling covered calls
>on stock bought with margin

>> No.19340431

>>19339540
why is his profile pic a shoe?

>> No.19340433
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>2020 is a lost cause for economic gain.
>economies reopening
>lost cause for economic gain with respect to a closed economy.
Literal lunacy.

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>>19340395
oh well now we're onto somethin

>> No.19340439

>>19340414
>selling covered calls on bull market
might as well be bear

>> No.19340442

BAKING

>> No.19340444

>>19340412
"We have food at home."

>> No.19340446

>>19340414
Literally free money.

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>> No.19340458

>>19340433
>reopen the economy by limiting how many people can use a public location or be inside at a time
>limit how many staff you can hire or bring back

I actually think you don't know what you're talking about. Just because we reopen the economy at a severely limited capacity doesn't mean we are back to where we were in 2019 overnight.

>> No.19340462

>>19340452
Bullish?

>> No.19340464

>>19340382
>>>19340360
>Should I sell what I have opening bell and buy back on later?

Absolutely! Buy back Wednesday afternoon Anon.

>> No.19340468

>>19340367
Stocks are based off future prospects, and the stock market is composed of the largest corporations in the country. If small businesses suffer it doesn't mean Amazon or Walmart will.

>>19340390
No shit. My comment is just about how retards think that the stock market is a mirror of the economy instead of speculation.

>> No.19340478

>>19340468
Amazon posted a Q1 loss and said in their conference call to expect Q2 to not be profitable either.

Literally what are you talking about.

>> No.19340480

NEW

>>19340470
>>19340470
>>19340470
>>19340470

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What a fucking night.

>> No.19340506

>>19340444
Checked!
And kek. With a based response like that honestly I’m shocked that you’d be a shitrock gambler. If youre bullish on manufacturing you could just buy the best cyclicals.

>>19340464
>>19340382
Madness! How many bears do you think have stoplosses set at 300? Go long!! Though I do like that buy the close-sell the open meme.

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I went all in on 3x leveraged short ETFs. You fucking faggots said it was a triple top inside of another triple top. All the TA pointed to another leg down. Thinking about livestreaming my suicide now

>> No.19340542

>>19340478
Speculate longer than 2 quarters. Amazon is safe.

>> No.19340557

>>19340542
>stock market looks to the future
>okay well Q1 was a loss and Q2 will be a loss
>n-no further into the future
>the jobs report said we won't see financial recovery until 2021
>FURTHER THAN THAT

>> No.19340594

>>19340287
rollin

>> No.19340600

>>19340557
>And this is to look even further beyond!

>> No.19340650

>>19340507
To understand whats happening, you need to understand market psychology by reading George Soros' Alchemy of Finance.

In 2006-2008 the real economy was showing signs of weakness, but every time the market went back to all time highs, and people's bullish bias was reinforced.

Same thing is happening here. Even though the economy is getting absolutely demolished, the media and investment community is shilling the V shaped recovery meme. Then boomers watch it and FOMO remembering how they didn't buy stocks March 20th and put in a market buy order or put more money into funds.

So, until there is a catasrophic chain of events to break the bull cycle, people will keep buying stocks.

I predict that Q2 earnings will trigger a lot of debt convevants, and a huge selloff will happen.

If you remember how a lot of big cities went bankrupt in the 1970s, you'll be seeing a lot of that over the next few years.

>> No.19340754

>>19340650
>I predict that Q2 earnings will trigger a lot of debt convevants, and a huge selloff will happen.
This is too predictable to be the trigger

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