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19429683 No.19429683 [Reply] [Original]

how do i get a call from the based department

>> No.19429699

>>19429683
Market buy some LINK

>> No.19429706

>>19429699
i already own link

>> No.19429707

>>19429683
Gimme your number il see if i can make time today

>> No.19429733

>>19429706
You haven't bought enough. CEO of Based will call you once you reach the magic number.

>> No.19429776

>>19429733
can you please tell me the magic number

>> No.19430356
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19430356

>>19429683
You don’t cause you’re not based

>> No.19430370

>>19429776
exactly 9.99999999k linkies. anything above that is overkill and will displease our based overlords

>> No.19430411

Dimely

>> No.19430450
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19430450

>>19429776
100k baby, everyone knows that much, come on anon!

>> No.19430949

>>19429776
700k

>> No.19430969
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19430969

you load up on bizcoin. I bought 100k and got the call this morning.

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19430981

>>19429776
if you have links then answet is only one: *AHEM*
Attention KIKES AND WHALES

I will NEVER, EVER sell my Linkies. LINK at $1? Didnt sell.
LINK at $1.10? Didnt sell.
LINK at $2? $5? $10?... $50? $100? $1000?

Not selling.

IF you filthy KIKES AND WHALES ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $1,000,000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy KIKES AND WHALES, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Sergey
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS AND SPICS.

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19431004

like this:
*ahem*
fuck niggers, fuck kikes, and most of all fuck j*nnies

>> No.19431109

>>19430981
Based