/biz/ Tinder Confessional

[Anonymous No.19648645]

Unironically met my wibe on tinder
Inb4 cuck simp etc I don’t care
Met her when she was 21 and I was 28 in late 2015
She was just getting into suicide girl alt modelling and dressed like a fucking whore (which I was into being a degenerate coomer stoner at the time)
Treated her like a fucking whore for the first couple of months which she loved
Then one day she attempts a shit test after I double booked her with my bro
She gets salty and gives me the whole respect my time bullshit spiel
I tell her to go fuck herself we break up for like 6 months and she’s alpha widowed as fuck
Match her again on tinder the following year
Go for a drink with her and she tries to sass me and flex muh strong independence
Go back to her place and fuck the shit out of her into her pathetic whore mattress on the floor while her stupid Pomeranian watches
After that point she’s literally in love with me and quits whore modelling because I told her to knock it the fuck off stupid thot
One day we’re hanging out and the subject of children comes up
She’s like nah anon I don’t want kids I just want to be a hot wife for my man forever and just have fun teehee
I tell her she’s a fucking retard and an insane whore for not wanting kids the fuck is wrong with her
She starts crying like I’ve shattered her entire reality which I don’t give a fuck about because I literally don’t
I also tell her I like Trump and her liberal friends are faggots for hating him and that pizzagate is real and Jews control the world
This girl loves me with every fibre of her quantum atomic being and wants kids now
Literally covered in whore tattoos and fucks like a fucking disgusting prostitute pig but you know what, I’m into it desu
Have total control in the relationship it’s borderline S&M
She literally calls me daddy and our dates after getting back together frequently ended with me whipping her with a belt while she screamed beat me daddy make me bleed I’m a piece of shit
Dad is a lifelong socialist lol

[Anonymous No.19648665]

Hot

[Anonymous No.19648667]

Nice work of fiction.

[Anonymous No.19648670]

>>19648645
Good job putting in her place and being outcome independent. Poast Fizeek

[Anonymous No.19648672]

Then you woke up

[Anonymous No.19648676]

>>19648667
Hand on heart it’s the truth my guy

[Anonymous No.19648680]

Nice larp. Sage.

[Anonymous No.19648683]

>>19648645
How do we profit from this bro’s
>>>/pol/262169195

[Anonymous No.19648684]

>>19648645
cool story bruh

[Anonymous No.19648689]

>noooo anon don't you get it if she's not a virgin I'll be ruined if I deign to touch her with my penis

[Anonymous No.19648693]

>>19648670
I will consider posting feet

[Anonymous No.19648727]

>>19648645
U talked her into having legal grounds to take ur money till the lil fucker turns 18. Good job larper u played urself

[Anonymous No.19648756]

>>19648672
>>19648680
>>19648684
>>19648727
Hello SODIUM DEPARTMENT

[Anonymous No.19648800]

>>19648645
millionaires and actors going out and abusing cops (who make like $20k-$50k on average), is there anything more pathetic?

this country needs another Civil War and then get invaded by China/Russia, just fucking end it.

[Anonymous No.19648810]

>>19648645
Post wifes ass

[Anonymous No.19648838]

>>19648645
You done got your bitch outta gumball machine and the flavor is all gone.
What coin is this?

[Anonymous No.19648849]

Post nude vagene and Bob if true story with biz tag

Thank you sir

[Anonymous No.19648855]

>>19648676
This sounds very true. Women are whores and do really love to be beaten and fucked into their mattresses on the floor while their stupid dogs watch. Never marry this bitch, bro. Once you’re stuck with her you’re going to think about her being a whore literally every day forever.
t. I did this

[Anonymous No.19648882]

>>19648645
Lol imagine have access to this whore and not using her in modeling, onlyfans and chaturbate to make money.
Her gene is bad already, if she falls to main media and can’t think, she will end up giving the same retarded gene to your kids.
If I ever was a chad,( or able to attract even one girl to me) I would used the fuck out of women and never work a day in my life
Unironically wasting a gift there anon.

[Anonymous No.19648920]

>>19648645
I use Grindr to fuck traps

[Anonymous No.19649018]

met my current gf on tinder
>im 25, shes 21
>shes super liberal, im pretty liberal but shes even further left than me (grew up on 4chan, no surprise i think racism is hilarious)
>typical big time womens rights
>has a lot of gay friends, some trans ones etc
anyways juicy parts
>begs me to suck my dick daily
>always lets me cum down her throat
>goes all the way to the balls every time (7 inches, not huge but still first girl to do so)
>lets me facefuck her laying off the side of the bed
>told her im into anal. she was reluctant but now lets me assfuck her whenever i want
>got her to try weed for the first time in her life, shes smoked like 5 times now but idc cause she doesnt give me shit for smoking every day
>says she doesnt want to give birth to kids, but will adopt
>only had 1 dick before me
>probably will dump her because of the not giving birth to kids thing
>feel kinda bad about it cause shes clearly in love
>enjoying the free throatpies and anal in the meantime

i get that im cringe for having reluctant emotions about using her just for sex for a few years, but god isnt real and nothing matters at the end of life, might as well enjoy it

[Anonymous No.19649058]

>>19648645

Now that's what I call normie.

[Anonymous No.19649129]

>>19649018
Just knock her up anyway.

[Anonymous No.19649138]

>>19649018
>im pretty liberal
>god isnt real
ya go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.19649172]

>>19648810
I have a lot of ass pics
Trips and I’ll deliver

[Anonymous No.19649184]

>>19649018
she will come around to wanting kids.

[Anonymous No.19649207]

>>19648855
It’s not too bad honestly she was just beginning her whore career when I came into her life I’m also from a town full of gay communists

[Anonymous No.19649255]

>>19649018
Then why the fuck you don’t use her to make you money.
I don’t get you guys.
You guys have a gift of having someone in love With you, someone you actually don’t give a fuck about.
And yet you never use them to make money.
I read hundreds of books about brainwashing, hypnosis, persuasion(not taking about pua, but psychology shit).
If I had a chance I would turn a girl like that to a make money machine for me.
But since I am ugly, short and have no muscles, I don’t even get a chance to get close to one.
Unironically, any men that can even attract one liberal slut (doesn’t even matter if she is hot or not) is good for life.
You can milk her out of money forever, then invest the money and get rid of her.
Why the fuck I have all this knowledge and incapable of using it!!!!

[Anonymous No.19649259]

>>19648645
I have well over 700 matches on tinder i already beat the app

[Anonymous No.19649284]

>>19649172
kek wills ass pics

[Anonymous No.19649296]

>>19648920
Yikes

[Anonymous No.19649323]

>>19649172
Go ahead.
I bet she got money-making ass

[Anonymous No.19649345]

>>19649323
Her ass sealed the deal desu
I’ll settle for dubs feeling generous this evening

[Anonymous No.19649353]

>>19649018

Bruh. You're a fucking degenerate. Off yourself already.

[Anonymous No.19649410]

>>19648676
yeah m8 never happened post pics

[Anonymous No.19649428]

>>19649172
Check em bitch

[Anonymous No.19649431]

>>19648920
based
>>19649345
post'em you nigger

[Anonymous No.19649486]

>>19649172
lets see

[Anonymous No.19649856]

>>19648645
Imagine Kissing 100 Dicks everyday, Wow OP jesus christ

[Anonymous No.19650091]

What does this have to do with /biz/ take your fucking blog shit to /b/

[Anonymous No.19650132]

>>19648645
how many link to sodomize these men?

[Anonymous No.19650372]

>>19649172
My thread is dying so I’m delivering the ass stimulation package

[Anonymous No.19650453]

>>19650372
You fucked up

[Anonymous No.19650536]

>>19650372
Ye you. Coulda make good money with her ass off simps

[Anonymous No.19650561]

>>19650453
For a coomer like me trash is like a lobster dinner I’m like a stinking rat in a garbage can I’ve reconciled my nature

[Anonymous No.19650579]

>>19648645
/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19650668]

>>19649018
>God isn't real
>liberal
Checks out. Off yourself degenerate faggot.

[Anonymous No.19650705]

>fuck her while her stupid Pomeranian watches

noice

[Anonymous No.19650725]

>>19648645
Liked, subscribed, and followed for the youtube algorithm.

[Anonymous No.19650727]

wait a couple of months and it will all fade away. those bitches are not made for LTR.

[Anonymous No.19650733]

>>19650372
Ew I hope you’ve been tested. You’re out here eating gas station hot dogs and bragging about it like it’s filet mignon

[Anonymous No.19650773]

>the daddy issues borderline clinger gf

This is giving me PTSD. This is not going to end well for you OP no matter how many copeposts you make on /biz/, you know you're uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.19650797]

>>19650733
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it
Tattooed pussy is like Thai real estate you get more bang for your buck
It also helps if you’re a degenerate coomer raised on disgusting mid 2000s gonzo pornography

[Anonymous No.19650814]

>>19648645
>Settling for a tinder whore
>marrying a girl who has taken multiple dicks
You are a cuck and you will be a divorced alcoholic middle aged loser.

[Anonymous No.19650820]

>>19648645
You'll never love her and she'll never truly love you.
>B-but she loves me when I degrade her! Also she totally wouldn't leave me if I showed her any affection r-right? This is the environment I want my children to be raised in okay?!
Good luck with your disfunctional family and your future whore daughter.

[Anonymous No.19650830]

>>19650814
I’ll roll the dice

[Anonymous No.19650834]

>>19650797
>totoro tattoo

fucking kek, my slut lib gf also has one. what is it with these types of women and studio ghibli shit

[Anonymous No.19650842]

>>19648800
Most big city cops make over 100k retard.

[Anonymous No.19650852]

>>19650820
Nah I’ve trained her well she’ll make a good whore wife

[Anonymous No.19650866]

>>19650852
Best of luck to you anon

[Anonymous No.19650960]

>>19650797
>totoro tats
>spongebob tats
big yikessssss

go back where you came from

[Anonymous No.19650972]

>>19648756
for putting a ring on a thot? cringe.

[Anonymous No.19651033]

>>19650372

I'd like to smoke crystal with her and fuck her face for hours!

Have a thing for "trashy"/"daddy issues" chicks.

[Anonymous No.19651065]

>>19651033
The patrician’s choice
Did super strong MDMA with her one time she lost the use of her legs
Thought I was going to jail lol

[Anonymous No.19651073]

tl;dr

[Anonymous No.19651089]

>>19650852
Good wives don't need training, she still doesn't have any conscience, just blindly follows her instincts. You will have children with a 80iq absolute sheep and you will reap what you sew one day.

[Anonymous No.19651108]

>>19651089
All women need training faggot

[Anonymous No.19651112]

>>19651089
Also I don't have a strong aversion to tattoes but those ones are... just screaming "I'm human cattle".

[Anonymous No.19651129]

>>19651112
Hold out for that wheat field virgin my dude

[Anonymous No.19651178]

>>19648645
And then everyone clapped

[Anonymous No.19651186]

>>19651108
Maybe you deserve her after all. You certainly don't deserve a good housewife. Good wives are smart and conscious enough to not be whores and were raised right to begin with.

[Anonymous No.19651224]

>>19651186
All women are whores

[Anonymous No.19651233]

>>19648645
see kids, this is what happens when you fail English.

[Anonymous No.19651254]

>>19651065
retarded idiot drugs fuck you up in ways science cant even detect to show you
you understand nothing
you live in the matrix and think you are smart in your little world what was the reason of this thread

[Anonymous No.19651266]

>>19651112
> but those ones are... just screaming "I'm human cattle".

And that doesn't give you an impish smile of the freedom you could have with such a fuckpig?

>>19651129

Pics of lips and throat. If you'd be even generous enough for a face pic...

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.19651268]

>>19651254
Ok Morpheus

[Anonymous No.19651270]

>>19648645
tldr: cucked sóy dad produces an emotionally wrecked degenerate whore of a daughter; in comes OP, the alpha, who proceeds to put some order and masculinity in her life.

[Anonymous No.19651280]

>>19651186
Cope. If you're unable to find a non-whore maybe it's because of your deeply rooted issues and not because they don't exist.

[Anonymous No.19651294]

>>19651280
Meant to>>19651224

[Anonymous No.19651298]

>>19651270
Literally this
>>19651280
Are you a woman lol

[Anonymous No.19651310]

>>19650372
she's disgusting

[Anonymous No.19651357]

>>19650797
you want to have a child with this woman o i am laffin

[Anonymous No.19651402]

>>19648645
Unironically kys.

[Anonymous No.19651415]

>>19651402
How much link do you hold

[Anonymous No.19651422]

>>19651298
No but I have a wheat field virgin gf.

>>19651266
Nah she kinda disgusts me and I'd never ever want to have children with that.

[Anonymous No.19651432]

>>19648645

Fucking LMAO! BASED Chad converting the whore of Babylon into a housewife. Start nutting in her with no condom if you're not already and throw out her bc, or else you'll get stuck with daughters. Friendly reminder to all anons that WOMEN ARE ANIMALS AND SO ARE WE!

[Anonymous No.19651433]

>>19648645
I’m 35 and set my age at 25 for cheaper gold/better girls but decided to hide my age and I’m wondering if I’m cheating myself out of matches. Idk maybe I should just lie and say I’m 25, I just want one night stands anyway

[Anonymous No.19651477]

>>19651422
How much link faggot spill the beans
I bet my link stack mogs the fuck out of yours me and my slutty wife are gonna be insanely rich lol

[Anonymous No.19651497]

>>19651432
DING DING DING DING
BASED BELL

[Anonymous No.19651517]

>>19651477
Link is a topped out scam. And your family dynamics are toxic from the beginning cause you're both toxic and will only get worse, producing dysfunctional children. Not to mention her shitty genes.

[Anonymous No.19651531]

>>19651517
OH SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19651549]

>>19651517
OUCH

[Anonymous No.19651589]

>>19651517
it blows my mind, theres no incentive to pointlessly FUD in a completely off topic thread on biz

which begs the question, do you unironically believe LINK will not increase dramatically in value

which begs the question, how are you so fucking stupid? you have been spoonfed everything you could possibly have needed to determine the truth
probably being baited and youre just pReTeNdInG to be retarded

[Anonymous No.19651614]

>>19648645
She's looking like Eve from the holy bible
as in where the fuck is her belly button?

[Anonymous No.19651642]

>>19651589
I didn't bring up the topic. Time will tell that who was right.

[Anonymous No.19651680]

>>19651642
And it won't be you you smug fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.19651694]

>>19651642
you do realize that basically every single point in that image is refuted by the simple fact that there is now tangible 100% undeniable evidence that both Microsoft and Oracle are integrating chainlink via Baseline Protocol and Oracle publicly stating (multiple times) that they are integrating chainlink into their blockchain solutions

not sure how old that pic is, but it has been blown away

[Anonymous No.19651748]

>>19651589
For link to moon, crypto would not only have to be established as a legitimate currency (and not a speculative investment which is what it's always been), but established finance/big business would have to move assets into the most volatile sphere of commerce ever to exist. Every metric of information past and present is opposed to this, crypto utility is not only nonexistent, it's decreasing. Everything else conspiracy theories and fantasy. The 1B invested in LINK and XRP sounds about right (there's 40 trillion in US stock market), it's fucking pissant pipe dream dumb money.

[Anonymous No.19651780]

>>19651748
you should google what smart contracts are, friend.

you are making yourself look really stupid by thinking anyone here gives a fuck about crypto being a "legitimate currency"
the only reason anyone here invests in crypto is because smart contracts will increase profit margins for companies.

[Anonymous No.19651813]

I got banned for asking if I should leave my gf after I make it and this bullshit blogpost stays up

[Anonymous No.19651869]

>>19649172
roll

[Anonymous No.19651907]

>>19651780
Parties would have to move assets into crypto, a smart contract exists in the blockchain sphere. Decentralization is exactly the opposite of what a corporation or bank would ever be looking for - they want more control not less. This hypothetical major paradigm shift is not only a non-viable risk/reward, it's not what anyone is asking for which is why it isn't being used (just like XRP). A smart contract is a neat phrase but it's essentially lines of code which can exist without cryptocurrency (if this, then that). Big business can create their own bespoke smart contracts with or without blockchain.

[Anonymous No.19651959]

>>19651907
>Parties would have to move assets into crypto

well im done spoon feeding, but if you care to be irrevocably proven wrong on so many levels ill leave you with a few points
Baseline Protocol - Nobody has to store anything public on the blockchain, but is still able to independently verify matching data. This is done on the Ethereum mainnet. Really do some research about this because it is the largest fault in your assumptions about what smart contracts are for.

And finally, no company ever has to own any crypto for anything more than 1 microsecond in order to interact with smart contracts or things like baseline protocol.
They can use USD directly to interact with everything and pay and fees that would need to be paid.

like i said, last post of spoonfeeding, but if you even remotely care to learn a lot than what you clearly think you know, look into what baseline protocol is meant to do, and especially the companies behind it and recent demonstrations of its utility.

i wish you the best anon. hopefully you take my advice.

[Anonymous No.19652133]

>>19651531

No face pic. Not even a mere lip and throat.

[Anonymous No.19652187]

>>19652133
Forgot to attach

[Anonymous No.19652266]

>>19648645
Man, I know you're checking off all the red pill buzzwords here but this just sounds like an unhealthy relationship

[Anonymous No.19652286]

>>19649172
Rollin

[Anonymous No.19652409]

>>19648645
hmm. this gives me hope that i should try again with the whore i quit talking to. i really like her, she's exactly my type, but i quit talking to her because she started an onlyfans and is such an attention whore that i determined she can't be trusted in a relationship.
you're saying if she falls in love with me and i treat her sternly she'll drop the whore shit and become wifey material? it seems like i'll just get burned down the road.

[Anonymous No.19652566]

>>19649255
>If I had a chance I would turn a girl like that to a make money machine for me.

This is why you can't get any girls. Not because you're ugly and short. They can smell you are a fucking creep.

[Anonymous No.19652990]

>>19650372
disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19653269]

>>19648667
it sounds true and shes a trashy thot whore, it's not that big of a deal

[Anonymous No.19653444]

>>19652566
Lol no .
You don’t even know me.
I never been able to get girls not when I was nice, not when I was jerk.
I was not able to ever.
And for you to say that women can “sense” this, I would recommend you how many girls are into murdurers and serial killers and how many times they get abused by crazy bfs.
Beside, if you knew my story you wouknt say that.

[Anonymous No.19653454]

>>19649018
post pick of your dick measured from the front, not the balls.

[Anonymous No.19653481]

>>19650797
Oh dear god, I am internally dying of cringe.

well, only one household ruined this way, good for ya losers! be happy

[Anonymous No.19653504]

>>19651433
You're doing it wrong. Bitches love daddys

[Anonymous No.19653525]

>>19648645
>>19650372
>>19650797
You girl has tattoos and blue hair?
Those woman are only for fucking and that's it.
They are not wife material.
Sorry to tell you buddy but she has been fucked in and out by Alpha's and is not trying to settle down with a Beta Cuck.
>You are the Beta Cuck.
Get prepared if you are going to have kids, you will separate and your kids will grow up in a divided house hold.
Hope I am wrong and you are able to fuck the retardation out of her.

[Anonymous No.19653553]

>>19648667

Spiders? In MY vagina? It's more likely than you think

[Anonymous No.19653600]

>>19650797
good for you anon. don't be a bitch and it will last a good long while