/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19668524]

Hedge your portfolio with anime girls edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>kys diaper fags

>Links for bulls
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19667500

[Anonymous No.19668552]

First for tomboy supremacy

[Anonymous No.19668562]

baggie post gains

[Anonymous No.19668565]

>buffet sitting on 120 billion cash while the money printer is on full speed

another L for buffet

[Anonymous No.19668568]

So what was the reason for the market destruction today? Is there one?

[Anonymous No.19668572]

WHy didn't you see the signs, /biz/?

>https://www.wsj.com/articles/individuals-roll-the-dice-on-stocks-as-veterans-fret-11591732784

>Dayanis Valdivieso is tapping an unlikely source of money for her first foray into stocks: the government’s $1,200 stimulus check. Ms. Valdivieso, a 22-year-old in Louisville, Ky., used a portion of her check to trade stocks, using a Robinhood account.

>“It was basically free money, so, you know, I decided to play around with it,” she said. “You might lose some, you might win some. It’s like a gambling game.”

>“Stocks only go up, this is the easiest game I’ve been part of!” she said in a video on June 4, with Dire Straits tunes in the background.

[Anonymous No.19668579]

>>19668568
it was just that time, ya know?

[Anonymous No.19668581]

>>19668568
Powell Vibe Check desu

[Anonymous No.19668586]

what thread are we even in?

[Anonymous No.19668589]

>>19668568
Jewish trickery

[Anonymous No.19668598]

Any1 holding eman?

Feels good.

[Anonymous No.19668599]

>>19668565
>warren buffet is a /biz/let
>george soros is out of touch
>mark cuban is a schizo
>debt loads don't matter
>TINA
Let's keep em rooooolllinnnngggg

[Anonymous No.19668601]

>>19668568
People realize it's all too early. P/E ratings are off the charts. There's no way the companies are going to grow that much in such a short time.

Also, everyone is constantly on the edge and they KNOW that this is a retarded market and a correction has to come at some point.

[Anonymous No.19668611]

>>19668524
Haven't seen a red dildo that big since march, how low are we going this time?

[Anonymous No.19668616]

>BUY THE DIP
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[Anonymous No.19668619]

>>19668572
based

[Anonymous No.19668624]

What a day. See you guys Monday!

[Anonymous No.19668623]

>>19668581
What did he say that was bad enough to cause a river of bullshit?

[Anonymous No.19668641]

CNBC had Scott Minerd, CIO of Guggenheimer on and he said S&P 500 may hit 1600. Is he one of the bear posters here?

[Anonymous No.19668643]

>>19668616
no

[Anonymous No.19668645]

>>19668611
prolly 2700

[Anonymous No.19668647]

so is it gonna get worse after hours?

[Anonymous No.19668659]

Why is it -5%? What has happened today?

I should've sold my MAXR.

[Anonymous No.19668660]

>>19668641
>may hit 1600
Good guess. I like that one. I'll be buying around 1800,

[Anonymous No.19668664]

You fags need to learn to calm down every time there's a dip. Think of the dip as an opportunity to buy cheaper stocks and make bank out of it. Think long-term, we're not in a casino for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.19668663]

>>19668572
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

>>19668623
~"We dont care about the market, we care about the economy." basically.

It seemed like he is getting fed up with most of Washington cosplaying Wakanda instead of dealing with the economy desu

[Anonymous No.19668668]

>>19668611
0

>>19668616
>buy the dip
>it dips again
Not this time.

[Anonymous No.19668678]

finally an organic, regular bear market and not an artificial algo shitfest like the one we had in March

[Anonymous No.19668681]

What's it like being a bull?

[Anonymous No.19668687]

How many years till NAIL gets close tho thirty again........... Fuck my life

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19668695]

>>19668645
That's what my TA says, and that's what my forex mentor said as well.

[Anonymous No.19668697]

>>19668664
This desu

[Anonymous No.19668701]

who here OTM /dicerollers/?

[Anonymous No.19668716]

[Anonymous No.19668717]

>>19668552
Based

[Anonymous No.19668723]

>>19668664
lmao this nigga posting non-reactionary opinions on /biz/

[Anonymous No.19668730]

>>19668664
Its because so many gamble on stupid penny stocks and other memes trying to get rich quick.

[Anonymous No.19668738]

>>19668616
> bought the dip at -2%
> shit keeps going down
> shaky hands can't hold any longer at -3% futures look like shit
> SELL SELL SELL
> goes to -6% at EOD
> futures still going down
well I don't feel that bad now

[Anonymous No.19668739]

SSL is looking good after hours boys

[Anonymous No.19668740]

>>19668623
he said and i quote "black lives matter"

[Anonymous No.19668744]

This one's for you, Bobo
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1271170449733533697

[Anonymous No.19668745]

Was this just a red day or the start of a complete crash?

[Anonymous No.19668747]

>>19668681

NGL I swapped to Puts and VXX Calls today for until Tuesday but I'm usually a bull.

Hoping for drop w/ spike in Vol and then I can sell CSPs on SPY for passive income until things settle down.

[Anonymous No.19668752]

>>19668681
You OOOOOOOOOOO more than you AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19668758]

>>19668739
we're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.19668772]

i-iron hads b-boys

[Anonymous No.19668782]

>tfw only 5 figures worth of cash to buy the next dip
>tfw sold my puts this morning for a profit but could have held longer

I'm jelly of daddy Buffett right now bros

[Anonymous No.19668795]

>>19668739
Good.
I bought more today.

[Anonymous No.19668799]

>>19668740
And knelt on the neck of the market.

[Anonymous No.19668802]

>>19668772
hold the line

[Anonymous No.19668807]

>he unironically bought the top

[Anonymous No.19668809]

>>19668752
based

[Anonymous No.19668810]

I don’t know what to do anymore Bros. Apparently i totally fucked it up.

>>19668664
Yeah... except I was almost completely equity as of yesterday about ~2 hours after the close because I literally bought the top with leverage.

[Anonymous No.19668812]

>>19668772
https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=0TZVrg_ngB4

[Anonymous No.19668823]

>>19668664
But I own options

[Anonymous No.19668824]

How the fuck did msft drop so much today relative to amzn? It's bullshit.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19668826]

Heh (they) think they can just recover this shit during kike's only hours? Don't they realize I'm jewish and can trade these futures contracts too.

[Anonymous No.19668827]

Basically today and tomorrow is a Bear market and bulls gonna come back Monday right?

[Anonymous No.19668832]

HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND!!
https://youtu.be/PCefwyIOGnc

[Anonymous No.19668836]

>>19668810
did he slap her or tickle her?

[Anonymous No.19668843]

>>19668810
post your graph tho

[Anonymous No.19668851]

>>19668664
>we're not in a casino for fuck's sake.
Factually incorrect.

[Anonymous No.19668852]

Reminder, all you have to do is go all in long AAPL and AMZN and you will never lose

[Anonymous No.19668855]

What are you buying with your gains, anon? You did make money today... right?

[Anonymous No.19668856]

>>19668810
The fuck is your pic trying to explain, I can't read moon ruins.

Also, TVIX going up another 10% tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19668857]

Skyw looking decent after hours, should I buy at market open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19668867]

Wtf. Is this just commie democraps hedge fund in action to keep orangemans economy from going up because they're having temper tantrum of the century? Certainly smells like it. Businesses are opening up and liberal shitholes are burning themselves to the ground, how isn't this bull territory? Inb4 reeeee drumpf

[Anonymous No.19668869]

>>19668807
I've unironically bought the top for the past three days. I just banned myself from trying to trade and now I'm just going to hold.

[Anonymous No.19668871]

>haven’t been paying attention
>-1500+ djia

What happened exactly?

[Anonymous No.19668879]

>>19668856
I think she needs to pee

[Anonymous No.19668885]

>>19668856
>he doesn’t know about the nephrons and the calyx and the ureters

[Anonymous No.19668886]

>futures are going up now
uh-uh

[Anonymous No.19668892]

Is VAL going bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.19668905]

>>19668664
>we're not in a casino
we are you just happen to work in the souvenir shop and mistake your wage cage of holding every red line, 5% annualized, and dividends for real gains

[Anonymous No.19668912]

>>19668867
only jew democrats have money, and they're jews, so they're not going to sacrifice a penny - even if it got rid of orangeman

[Anonymous No.19668913]

Who diamond hands here?

[Anonymous No.19668914]

>>19668810
I never thought I would see an anime loop of henley lmao

[Anonymous No.19668920]

>>19668824
Because I sold on monday and told the Bogs to dump it again

[Anonymous No.19668923]

Kill me now

Should I just sell everything And buy uhhhh LULU?

[Anonymous No.19668928]

>>19668871
China dumps US dollar >>19668812
FED posts Q1 report: household networth dropped by $6.5 trillion

[Anonymous No.19668935]

>>19668745
former

[Anonymous No.19668936]

>>19668739
>oil surplus
>Coronita-chan is likely closing Louisiana plant again
>probably another large market drop tomorrow

Nah. It'll easily drop at least another dollar or 2 overnight.

So glad I cashed out SSL last friday.

I might go back in at $4/share.

[Anonymous No.19668940]

MITT pumping AH

[Anonymous No.19668941]

>>19668914
get the fuck out of TMDX until the market as a whole finds a bottom btw

[Anonymous No.19668942]

>>19668871
We're in a Casino. A python script rolled snake eye's.

Seriously though, "NASDAQ all time high" means dump next day. Sell the news.

[Anonymous No.19668947]

Buy SAVA or not?

[Anonymous No.19668953]

>>19668913
SSL KOS IVR here

I'm not selling

[Anonymous No.19668954]

>>19668827
Sure

[Anonymous No.19668961]

>>19668953
I'm not either lmao

[Anonymous No.19668965]

>>19668552
Based

[Anonymous No.19668981]

>>19668524
My paycheck came in today which means my TSP will process those discounted sales tomorrow.
feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.19668991]

what is a bear trap?

[Anonymous No.19669005]

Hope you guys are ready for corona chan to come back again for round 2 of fun.

[Anonymous No.19669009]

>>19668936
Do you even know what industry SSL is in?

[Anonymous No.19669016]

UVXY 6/19 PRINTING

[Anonymous No.19669022]

>>19668852
based on AAPL
fuck AMZN

[Anonymous No.19669023]

>>19668991
Lmao.

They thought oil would crash to nothing?

They bet against Merica

[Anonymous No.19669026]

>>19668991
A dip that fools bears into shorting when stocks only go up, baby.

[Anonymous No.19669030]

>>19668953
>>19668961
>he fell for the SSL meme

[Anonymous No.19669034]

>>19668681
show all

[Anonymous No.19669036]

>>19669005
Can't have a round 2 if round 1 never ended.

[Anonymous No.19669044]

>>19669005
Fuck off Corona, non-risk are going to go back to work and going on vacation. You cannot stop us again.

[Anonymous No.19669055]

>>19669030
>oil
>meme

Pick one. And unfortunately I'm holding mro not ssl.

[Anonymous No.19669067]

>>19668601
Who cares... Our lord and saviour Jerome will simply pump several trillions more into the market.

[Anonymous No.19669070]

>>19668981
anyone who doesn't think we just started the next leg of the crab hasn't been paying attention.
theta crabs WILL have sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ

[Anonymous No.19669078]

>>19668942
based
C O A L
H
A
D

[Anonymous No.19669083]

Guess the institutional investors are wrong about IVR huh bobo

>institutional ownership is standing at 78 percent

https://timesofnewyork.net/index.php/2020/06/11/is-this-stock-back-into-fair-value-territory-invesco-mortgage-capital-inc-nyse-ivr/

[Anonymous No.19669084]

TSLA feels undervalued right now. Buying a few calls tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19669089]

>>19669067
Why are we putting our faith into someone unironically named Jerome, again?

[Anonymous No.19669090]

>>19668923
Never bet against thot. If anything thats what we should take away from this. They will always be around to buy useless things. Go all in lulu next dump and profit.

[Anonymous No.19669091]

better to buy tomorrow or monday?

[Anonymous No.19669093]

>>19668885

>he thinks the picture is trying to explain the in-depth anatomy of the urinary system.

Obviously something else is going on you twat. It looks like its trying to explain the sudden onset of the need to urinate when a female is struck on the back. Stop being pretentious.

[Anonymous No.19669096]

>>19669070
blessed

[Anonymous No.19669098]

>>19668664
>we're not in a casino
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.19669108]

>>19669070
Based and crab pilled

[Anonymous No.19669113]

>>19669067
Just because the Fed is the only one who would give credit, doesn't mean profits will materialize.

[Anonymous No.19669114]

>>19669083
MITT in absolute liftoff position for earnings

[Anonymous No.19669119]

OH GOD DAMN IT NO WONDER!!!

Just fucking LOOK at each of the big tech charts. They look exactly like a fucking blowoff too look in the past week. FUCK.

Do I take my gains and take my losses and wait? Or do I just add some inverses to hedge?

>>19668552
Cute tomboy cunny

[Anonymous No.19669121]

>>19668852
AAPL will be 240 by August. They're going to miss on earnings.

[Anonymous No.19669141]

I'm thinking FOMOing into puts at close was a mistake

[Anonymous No.19669146]

I am the creature in this image and the ziptie is bears fucking my calls.

[Anonymous No.19669145]

>>19669084
Same, I just bought today. Juse 26th expiration. Ill probably sell next week.

[Anonymous No.19669149]

>>19668799
These comics never cease to amaze me

[Anonymous No.19669151]

>>19669093
No pretense there. Yeah she’s had a jolt to the kidneys and the picture is demonstrating urine flowing out of the kidney.

[Anonymous No.19669152]

>>19669036
It did for some countries in Europe, Asia, and Oceania

[Anonymous No.19669153]

>>19669113
Don't you know what the best protection against hyper-inflation is?

[Anonymous No.19669154]

>>19669114
Are earnings tomorrow for them? Hoping they are good so the entire sector will get a boost, and maybe set up IVR for their ER next week.

[Anonymous No.19669157]

>>19669084
It just hit ATH yesterday. Not saying it's it gonna break it but maybe wait until it drops a bit.

[Anonymous No.19669158]

>>19669141
BUY HIGH

[Anonymous No.19669164]

So which oil stonks should i buy up rn.

[Anonymous No.19669167]

>>19669152

[Anonymous No.19669169]

>>19669153
Is that real?

[Anonymous No.19669171]

>>19669153
Holy shit is that real?

[Anonymous No.19669177]

>>19669009

Lmao

I was the original SSL shill months ago back when I bought at like $1.20-1.80(can't remember) when we had the march crash.

I know exactly what kind of company it is, that's why I bought 1000 shares of it back then and made profit last friday.

It will definitely go down more

[Anonymous No.19669187]

>>19669119
post you're brokerage graph though

[Anonymous No.19669195]

>>19669154
yeah before market too.
i positioned myself for a rugpull but kind of hoping it pumps and my shares don't get called away on 6/19 5c i sold

[Anonymous No.19669204]

Gonna buy GALT and SAVA.

[Anonymous No.19669211]

IMAGINE UNIRONICALLY LONGING A BLOWOFF TOP
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>19669141
You'll be fine. Gap down in AM, rally and close at 298 eod.
>>19669083
You know that they need to own basically every company in order to loan out shares so you can short... right anon?

[Anonymous No.19669214]

Sony gonna crash. These are some shit games.

[Anonymous No.19669216]

>>19669157
>wait until it drops a bit

TSLA doesn't drop anymore. It only goes up or sideways.

[Anonymous No.19669217]

>>19669152
We only talk about the greatest country in the world, America.

[Anonymous No.19669231]

Post your animes with stock charts and other financial objects in the back. We need more /biz/ themed animes posted.

[Anonymous No.19669234]

>>19669171
>Holy shit is that real?

[Anonymous No.19669237]

>You know Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Warren Buffet called it "The Investor's Burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the investor to discipline the gambler.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>The Zoomers, the Robinhood Traders, the Fortnite Squads... it's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be financially ruined. The Day of the Bear is near, Pete. We will have every Zoomer in this country broke or in debt in the next 10 days, and may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gains that represent 300% of my net worth this very day if I'm wrong. God bless the American stock market.

[Anonymous No.19669251]

my WFC calls

[Anonymous No.19669258]

>>19669187
They don’t really make sense on schwab, because I moved money around so it’s weird. On Robinhood though, enjoy:

[Anonymous No.19669260]

>>19669177
Bruham I'm holding SSL bags right now why's it gotta be this way

[Anonymous No.19669262]

>>19668913
I took a 900 dollar hit today. Iron hands. Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.19669264]

>>19669237
im a fortnite robinhood zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.19669270]

>>19669214
The ps5 looks dumb.

[Anonymous No.19669273]

>>19669211
I didn’t see it until today... what do you use to chart?

[Anonymous No.19669274]

>>19668598
Here. Fucking push to one dollar already. Goddamn weak bitches trying to sell early.

[Anonymous No.19669278]

>>19669214
lame game and the console looks like fucking ass. like 2005 tier aesthetics

[Anonymous No.19669282]

IMAGINE
THINKING
320
IS
A
GOOD
FUCKING
TIME
TO
BUY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I TRIED TELLING YOU DUMB FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.19669283]

>>19669258
that doesn't look so bad
buy more

[Anonymous No.19669290]

>>19668664
>we're not in a casino for fuck's sake.
YOU ARE A DUMB BULLNIGGER AND YOU WILL SWING BY A ROPE FROM A TREE

[Anonymous No.19669297]

>>19669264
you're gonna get margin called gushboy

[Anonymous No.19669308]

>>19668524
The fed announced on june 11 that it is no longer doing unlimited quantitative easing.

Also, it is clear that the democrats will win the presidency and the house and senate.

I predict that the riots will get WORSE not better.

The rioters will be armed and violent and the democratic leadership will do nothing to stop them.
The rioters will demand free healthcare and free housing. and the democrats will provide it. They will pass medicare for all along with hefty tax increases and a value added tax.

[Anonymous No.19669312]

>aftermarket super green

GREEN FRIDAY BOYS

[Anonymous No.19669314]

>>19669270
>it’s white
Spin this as racist to tank Sony stock

[Anonymous No.19669316]

>>19669237
>investor
LMAO you can make more money swing trading every other week in this choppy market. Just dump the pumps.

[Anonymous No.19669318]

>>19669297
>margin called

i already did

i had to fork over money like 3 times today

[Anonymous No.19669323]

This is just a minor dip.

[Anonymous No.19669324]

Iron handed, but my stuff is heavily oil exposed so I may still feel the pain the pain tomorrow anyway

[Anonymous No.19669327]

Me on the right (KR calls).

[Anonymous No.19669342]

Kill me...

>>19669283
Actually, if I check my Schwab which is much larger, it says I lost 14% YTD. 5.46% just today.

>>19669270
Shit.
Is that why Nintendo is the only stock in the world to rally yesterday and today?

[Anonymous No.19669352]

>-20% tomorrow
>-40% by the end of the week
>-70% by November
this is a super scary forecast.

[Anonymous No.19669354]

>no mention of AMD at playshitty reveal
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WOULD COST THEM FUCKING NOTHING AND BOOST THE FUCKING STOCK

[Anonymous No.19669368]

>>19669090
need $BECKY etf

[Anonymous No.19669373]

>>19669352
who forcasted this bologna?

[Anonymous No.19669375]

>>19669270
I kind of want to have sex with the controller though
the controller has massive erotic energy

[Anonymous No.19669381]

>>19669354
George Floyd got more mention than AMD. LMAO

[Anonymous No.19669382]

oh so todays dip was goldman sachs fault entirely, and caused by oil
amazing.

[Anonymous No.19669392]

>>19669342
>he hasn't taken the BING BING WAHOO pill

[Anonymous No.19669394]

>>19669381
LMAO

[Anonymous No.19669395]

who could have POSSIBLY ever seen this coming?

[Anonymous No.19669400]

>>19669216
until it drops

[Anonymous No.19669401]

>>19669381
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.19669402]

>>19669381
>why no, I don’t believe in fact checking anything, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.19669403]

>>19669312
will prob be down 2-3%, market will be sub 10k by end of July before inflation kicks in and sends it to the moon. The problem is a big mac now costs $500, buy silver.

[Anonymous No.19669406]

>>19669323

Minus 5-7% is slightly more than a minor dip but I think it’s a fake out and based on as much nothing as the pump was based on. It’ll pump again soon for no reason again. Volatility = money enjoy it while it’s here before we get stuck crabbing again.

[Anonymous No.19669410]

>>19669382
>GOLDMAN

[Anonymous No.19669415]

>>19668745
To be fair that ridiculous gap up from 310 to 320 on the """employment""" numbers had this coming.

[Anonymous No.19669418]

>>19669382
Oh boy have I! But I’ve pissed away those gains elsewhere, and don’t want to pay taxes on those “gains”

[Anonymous No.19669420]

>>19669312
It will be a market response to the large drop today. Next week will be red.

[Anonymous No.19669430]

>>19669395
I SAW IT COMING BUT DIDN'T TAKE MY OWN FUCKING ADVICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19669431]

>>19669373
me just now. i just thought about it for a minute and scared myself.

[Anonymous No.19669433]

>>19669402
Say it Anon. Just say it

[Anonymous No.19669448]

>>19669433
I’m not going to fact check that one because I don’t care. And because the existentialist in me sees bigger problems with the wording.

[Anonymous No.19669451]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
Why didn't I see that coming?

[Anonymous No.19669454]

>>19669352
>First red day after a lot of green days in a row
>OmG tHe MaRkEt WiLl NeVeR gO uP aGaIn
Like poetry.

[Anonymous No.19669456]

>>19669431
>making insane predictions just to scare yourself
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.19669460]

>>19669231
Nothing to do tomorrow
Maybe I will make some

[Anonymous No.19669467]

>>19669454

Didnt you hear the market is a shitcoin now

[Anonymous No.19669472]

>>19669151
Kek. this is the translation yandex gives

>(2) the function of Sawa's kidney becomes active
>(Sawa Azusa who is sent to D-Nen Chikara
>[ From the back Sawa's kidney. 】
>No.
>Back side
>I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
>Urine tube
>( Like I do )
>Wins
>(Pukko) )
>3) Blood is too far and urine can be done
>Kidney Meng
(>Jinu )
>Urine tube
>Produced in the Jin Dynasty
>The urine is moving
>By movement
>Kidney cup kidney Meng
>Through the urine tube
>And carried to victory
>It is.
>Kenpai )
>Contact
>That's it.
>Not here.
>(Important )
>4) a large amount of urine flows into the cup
>Wall
>Urine tube mouth ( left )
>Urinary tract
>Urine
>There's a lot of urine in there.
>You can win the escape wall of the muscle
>The meat is pushed out
>It's a good thing.
>And the information is transmitted to the brain
>I feel the urge to urinate .

[Anonymous No.19669475]

>>19669451
This is kind of silly. You don’t know when a parabolic increase in google searches will peak or will coincide with a pullback.

[Anonymous No.19669476]

>>19669451
Hmmm. Explains all the people coming to /biz/ asking why their accounts were locked. Or asking what day trading even was...

[Anonymous No.19669488]

>>19669451

I like how everyone likes to pretend they aren’t retail. Unless you’re part of the 1% you’re another middle class (or lower) nobody

[Anonymous No.19669500]

>>19669260
SSL is great long term. I held on to it for months to see great profit, but its swings are insane.

I would lose 2K and gain 2.1 k the next day...this happened at least 3 times a week since march.

If you have SSL, just hold it till it goes back up again. Just get more when it goes lower because it will.

[Anonymous No.19669504]

>>19669472
Oh you could’ve asked for that, the image has translations:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2658745

[Anonymous No.19669506]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/06/11/trump-administration-wont-say-who-got-511-billion-taxpayer-backed-coronavirus-loans/

[Anonymous No.19669509]

I thought were are going back to normal, what is happening /biz/ ?????

[Anonymous No.19669510]

>>19669451
Alright whatever. Give cheapies.

[Anonymous No.19669517]

I'm blown away by some of these losses people are posting. I lost a bit over 4% today and yeah it fucking sucks but wtf were you mfers investing in that you managed to lose 30-50% of your whole portfolio on a single 7% market drop?

[Anonymous No.19669519]

>>19669451
Look at https://robintrack.net/
Robinhoodies do nothing to stock prices.

[Anonymous No.19669523]

>>19669504
You fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.19669524]

how long until some sort of ban or restriction is placed on zoomers and rh retailers so that they can't shit on boomers pensions and retire funds?

[Anonymous No.19669525]

>>19669517

Losses that high are from options.

[Anonymous No.19669529]

>>19669451
But....BUT LINES GOES UP. And we just inject another trillion into economy.

[Greg (New Hampshire) No.19669536]

Hello 4channelers, it is I Greg from New Hampshire. I saw a bunch of screencaps on twitter about people making money on their robinhood accounts and screenshots that led me to reddit and to here. Apparently you guys and reddit have the best stock advice so here I am. I got robinhood today and I have 500 dollars to spend looking to make it big!

So what are your stock picks? Also do I need to make a 4chan account and should I use a name? It looks like most people use the name anonymous

[Anonymous No.19669537]

>>19669506

Jews do shady shit... shocking

[Anonymous No.19669540]

>>19669517
Airlines and oil were leading the pack on losses today. They were both pumped over the past 2 weeks for the dump over the last 2 days.
Also anyone getting involved in legacy pump and dumps like IVR or GNUS

[Anonymous No.19669544]

>>19669517
Option traders got wiped today

[Anonymous No.19669545]

is the market now correct?

[Anonymous No.19669551]

Will the generalized descent continue tomorrow or will we be back to corona stocks and gold outperforming?

I did better than the indices but I got fucked hard still. I had 45 percent cash aside since Monday and I thought this morning that gold stocks would outperform. I lost 280bucks just today on that's almost 2% of my shit. I'm pissed

On Monday I thought I should go long on the vix. I'd be 30% richer now

[Anonymous No.19669553]

>>19669536

Are you familiar with the term (CUNNY)?

[Anonymous No.19669554]

I got fucked today, /biz, in a good way.

[Anonymous No.19669559]

>>19669318
damn. more stupid (and manly) than I expected.

[Anonymous No.19669561]

>>19669545
it has corrected.
was wrong before but is right now.
it does happen.

[Anonymous No.19669563]

>>19669504
Kek. Could have posted that before.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.19669567]

>>19669517
new friends doing a lot of options when they dont completely understand how they work.

[Anonymous No.19669576]

>>19669554
god damnit

[Anonymous No.19669580]

>>19669536
Hello Greg

[Anonymous No.19669586]

>>19669551
Tomorrow will be green, Look at the aftermarket, this shows institutional investors think retail oversold

[Anonymous No.19669588]

>>19669536
Dollar cost average VTI or SPY ad nauseum and you will outperform most professionally managed funds. Also, fuck off back to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.19669589]

>>19669517
HA! I only lost 27%

[Anonymous No.19669591]

>>19669545
>is the market now correct?
The fellers what think market ought to be some kind place are usually of the extreme doomy Bob type who take nothing less than -50% on index as acceptable.

[Anonymous No.19669600]

>>19669567
Is it possible to lose that much with buying options? 30-50% loss I could understand with options writing in a single day.

[Anonymous No.19669605]

>>19669561
Or it was wrong before and correcting right now and is still wrong and will be right soon?

[Anonymous No.19669609]

>>19669517
Call options and retards

[Anonymous No.19669619]

it's just reverted to the trendline bros, that is all

[Anonymous No.19669623]

>>19669586

I think it’s dumb money thinking theyre scooping up cheapies she gonna get shat on some more tomorrow. Leg up starts Monday

[Anonymous No.19669624]

>>19669451
>Thinking a bunch of junkies would buy the dip with a few hundred bucks and that moves the entire US economy

[Anonymous No.19669628]

>>19669586
enjoy the losses

[Anonymous No.19669630]

>>19669517
Because I only invest in memes sir

[Anonymous No.19669631]

>>19669381
KEK

[Anonymous No.19669632]

>>19669619
>TA memeline
At least use an EMA

[Anonymous No.19669634]

>>19669619
It's also sitting on sma 200

[Anonymous No.19669635]

Is this priced in?
Anybody from these states? Are you lying in a pool of blood or all good?

[Anonymous No.19669636]

INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT

[Anonymous No.19669641]

>>19668572
I wonder if she still feels that way. Should have bought 2 months ago desu

[Anonymous No.19669640]

>>19669600

With options you can lose 100% if you whiff on them you’re empty handed

[Anonymous No.19669645]

>>19669619
Why did you start your trend line at the higher low instead of the original low?

[Anonymous No.19669646]

>>19669605
correcting before (2019 earnings slip ups + 2020 revenue shock) and corrected again (2020 revenue shock not that bad) and is correcting a third time (2008 debt and buyback bubble)

[Anonymous No.19669647]

Why the fuck -5% afterhours why
Why sell at bottom. Why did i hold. Why

[Greg (New Hampshire) No.19669649]

>>19669553
I looked up CUNNY on robinhood and I guess they dont support that stock, should I have used a different software?

[Anonymous No.19669655]

>>19669623
dumb money doesnt know how to trade aftermarket
>>19669628
I bought puts at close but looking at the AM and volume speaks volumes

[Anonymous No.19669656]

>>19669536
Hello Greg
Do you like flat chests and white hips?

[Anonymous No.19669657]

>>19669635
BTW Oregon surprised me. I didn't pay attention to them but I thought they were planning an endless quarantine well into July?

[Anonymous No.19669661]

>market crashes today
>sony announces ps5
SNE AND AMD GOING TO THE MOOON

[Anonymous No.19669663]

>>19669460
Want some ideas

https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/5f/ea/5fea81c440699781a12d19b8493d2f05.jpg

>>19669523
That’s a strange way to say thank you

[Anonymous No.19669665]

>>19669517
Lost 30 in nail today. Couldn't set stop loss yesterday because toooo many day trades. Woke up this morning to small rally was still kinda even. Went to work two hours later to check phone. Down 15 percent. Figured fuck it at this point. Average down. Hold forever. See ya boys in two years

[Anonymous No.19669668]

>>19669632
>>19669632

[Anonymous No.19669671]

This market is clown shit. Feel like i cant win.

[Anonymous No.19669677]

>>19669500
How much lower and when?

[Greg (New Hampshire) No.19669678]

>>19669656
I guess so, I think its weird for people to find cartoons attractive

[Anonymous No.19669679]

>>19669640
Yea. I looked at BA options and people got decimated there

[Anonymous No.19669683]

I-I'M GOYNA JEROOME...
I'M JEROOMING
AAARRHHHG

[Anonymous No.19669684]

>>19669671
Buy Golden Bull Limited Ordinary Shares and make 300% soon. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.19669685]

>>19669671

That’s how (they) want you to feel. If you’re trading with feeling you’re going to lose all the time.

[Anonymous No.19669691]

>>19669661
It looks like garbage, bro. That shit is already dumping.

[Anonymous No.19669698]

>>19669691
patience young one we wait for the lowest price and wait for the pump

[Anonymous No.19669705]

Okay, why is everybody shitting themselves..? This is nothing like what was happening around March

[Anonymous No.19669710]

i longed sony because the press conference was supposed to make the stock moon and then you have this unprecedented biggest drop in teh stock market in months which intercepts my idea of longing sony and forcing everything down

theres litearlly nothing you could have done to predict that its impossible

[Anonymous No.19669711]

can someone please post the diverse portfolio bar meme webm

[Anonymous No.19669714]

Gex drops 7 trillion it just added...
I think I gotta lock in some red

[Anonymous No.19669717]

>>19669678
be gone greg, you are too pure for this plac

[Anonymous No.19669720]

>>19669705
people got too cocky last week and bought insanity options. Nothing to see

[Anonymous No.19669721]

>>19669663
I made it better and more appreciative.>>19669504

[Anonymous No.19669728]

>>19669705
it's exactly the same. Next week we're going down

[Anonymous No.19669730]

remember that china will take over as the global world superpower after the US finishes its collapse

[Anonymous No.19669731]

>>19669649
C - Citi
UN - Unilever NV
N - Namaste Technologies Inc
Y - Alleghany Corporation

CU - Canadian Utilities Limited Class A
NNY - Nuveen New York Municipal Value Fund

Just swing between the two.

[Anonymous No.19669738]

>tfw TVIX hedge when saw tweet about fortnite children trading on robinhood

Holy fucking shit. I'm not one to hindsight, but I kinda secretly wish I hedged more than the measly ~2k I had sitting in my core position from divvies and shit.

[Anonymous No.19669741]

>>19669714
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix

WOW

[Anonymous No.19669742]

>>19669705
It's not over. We're going to March 23rd prices if not lower. Trillions of QE did nothing to save the market. It's scary. Where did all that money go???

[Anonymous No.19669747]

>>19669382
>oh so todays dip was goldman sachs fault entirely, and caused by oil
>amazing.
naw what is happening is data for the quarter is trickling in and it is probably terrible.
also democrats are projected to sweep the elections - most extreme left democrats ever, btw.
and powell is not doing unlimited QE anymore.

The reason why corporations are sucking BLM dick is because they are terrified of the democrats, their future overlords.

[Anonymous No.19669751]

>>19669645
because it doesn't touch anything else but the start and end so not really forming a supporting trendline

[Anonymous No.19669754]

I should've loaded up on more BA today

[Anonymous No.19669757]

>>19669451
when normies start talking about how stocks are the new boogie man that will take your money, that's when you buy

[Anonymous No.19669761]

>>19669710

Yeah its not fair the fed should fix that so we all can win in the stock market.

[Anonymous No.19669764]

>>19669720
Makes sense. Like holy shit, it's a single day drop after it's been nothing but green for weeks.

>>19669728
Sure. I'll agree with you when we hit a circuit breaker. If I'm remembering right we hit either two or three in the course of a few days, which was supposedly historic.

[Anonymous No.19669765]

>>19669678
>I think its weird for people to find cartoons attractive
FUCK YOU, GREG. You just made an enemy for life.

[Anonymous No.19669767]

IMAGINE BUYING RIGHT NOW
AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19669771]

>>19669728
If the downward momentum keeps up. It will be another crash. Sell if you want but it might be just be a response to the recent rally. and be green next week. We shall see.

[Anonymous No.19669773]

>>19669742

Gee I wonder where it could’ve went

[Anonymous No.19669778]

>there are now recommendations everywhere to not invest in USA this year
lmao uh oh

[Anonymous No.19669780]

>>19669771
i would hedge the hell out of that position if you're holding overnight.

[Anonymous No.19669785]

>>19669761
the fed shouldnt exist

countries couldnt build billion dollar nukes and go murder people in other countries if they couldnt print the money

[Anonymous No.19669796]

>>19669742
The money was what kept this shit above water for so long. The reason things were so scary in March is because we had no money being pumped into the market at the time.

[Anonymous No.19669798]

>afternarket is green across the board
SAY IT WITH ME GREEN FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.19669801]

>>19669635

What did people expect really... virus ran rampant through every third world country that didn't properly manage it. Why would it be any different in the US? The only plan some states seem to have is to just not test, try to ignore the deaths, and flub the numbers (like china did).

[Anonymous No.19669803]

>>19669767
can bear flags span several months

[Anonymous No.19669807]

>>19669785
Agreed, but it does. Don't fight it bobo

[Anonymous No.19669817]

>>19669807
he's not even a bobo. he's just a bit challenged.

[Anonymous No.19669819]

>>19669767
I hope we're on one of these. I want to get rid of my shit tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19669826]

IMAGINE
BUYING
THE
ABSOLUTE
TIPPY
FUCKING
TOP

unironically kill yourselves asap

[Anonymous No.19669830]

I defied biz. I held TVIX overnight. I held TVIX overnight for 14 days, even as I was down 7k. Just as God sends trials and turmoil to his followers to test their faith, it was an awful two weeks.

TVIX has now rewarded that faith.

[Anonymous No.19669829]

>>19669731
kek i'm stealing this

[Anonymous No.19669834]

>>19669819

Everyone one and their mom wants to "get rid of their shit" tomorrow which is why we'll probably see another circuit breaker day.

[Anonymous No.19669840]

>>19669835
>>19669835
>>19669835

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>19669835
>>19669835
>>19669835

[Anonymous No.19669844]

FUCK WARREN BUFFET

Anyone celebrating this kike in disguises triumph over the little guy deserves the rope. How many companies has he destroyed in the last ten years? How many jobs has he slashed for "shareholder value".

So easy to hate this guy, literally made his billions off the backs of everyone else and has contributed nothing to society, but has taken much.

[Anonymous No.19669845]

>>19669829
unironically, one of the smartest plays/strats i've seen in these threads for the last year and a half that i've been lurking was posted today. go look for it. it's super big brain.

[Anonymous No.19669847]

Lmao, can we go back to when Bobos were too embarrassed to talk shit?

[Anonymous No.19669882]

>>19669829
>>19669845
Imagine seeing the most active come up as CUNNY.

[Anonymous No.19669908]

>>19669882
i'd be fuckign floored if swinging the two CUNNYs for the next 10 years would beat the combo i'm referring to.

[Anonymous No.19669909]

>>19669834
I know
All I have is gold and big tech desu. I'm not that bad positioned. I should outperform an index but I'd rather be 100% cash right now

[Anonymous No.19669930]

>>19669909
co movement is a fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.19669936]

So if SPY solidifies here and starts to pump back to $310, are the bobos gonna cry pump?

[Anonymous No.19669940]

>>19669785
it'll get abolished in our lifetime

[Anonymous No.19669977]

>>19669747

man you are seriously retarded

[Anonymous No.19669993]

>>19669771
I already sold. I only left some meme stocks on my portfolio (LSD, shrooms).

[Anonymous No.19670100]

>>19669993
I sold too. The whole world is on edge. I expect fear to overcome the people and panic selling will cause another crash.

[Anonymous No.19670139]

>>19669747
corps suck blm dick because they are jew owned and jews hate white people

[Anonymous No.19670207]

>>19669472
>The meat is pushed out
>It's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.19670305]

>>19668572
>it's like a gambling game
except it's not