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diaperchad edition

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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
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https://finance.yahoo.com/
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investments
https://rearz.ca
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears, bulls and crabs
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
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https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19720896

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>> No.19722083

Blood green crab?

>> No.19722099

>100 shares of CEQP
I'm in for a wild ride, aren't I?

>> No.19722118

Wtf is up with GUSH

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>>19722036
Why do you ask me? Id never invest a cent in oil. Especially not USO.
Though you could maybe sell me RDS or something, I guess.

>>19722061
I literally went on vacation on February 22. Sold it all Feb. 21 and then smoked hashish in Essaouira for a month.
Dumb luck and /pol/ schizos with their Wuhan news saved my ass.

This time I sold it all on monday because I wanted to sort my stuff. So just dumb luck again.

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>>19722099

>> No.19722127

>>19722118
oil go down

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xth for the eternal rise of stonks with no alternative

>> No.19722149

>>19722118
Anyone who holds GUSH WILL get fucked by contango.

>> No.19722155

So we’re just not gonna talk about how all those “no evictions for 3 months” executive orders expire June 30th and millions won’t be able to pay 3 months rent in one day?

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all this time, i thought it was crab, but it not crab...

>> No.19722167

Where's that bull that said I was on suicide watch?
Are you on suicide watch?

>> No.19722170

>>19722158
if kangaroo means up and down because it jumps, in what way does a bull mean up and bear mean down

>> No.19722171

Bought 10k worth of buy calls expiring in october and jan. What am i in for?

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>>19722158

>> No.19722173

>>19722132
the most based man alive

>> No.19722175

>>19722120
>Why do you ask me? Id never invest a cent in oil. Especially not USO.
then why fucking mention it
USO is a retardedly-managed fund, it doesn't even follow oil prices. No one who is following oil seriously bothers with USO.

>> No.19722182

>>19722077
/thead. Fuck this fake SMG and someone start a new one. LGBTP are low IQ scum that want to spread their disease to others.

>> No.19722188
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Nasdaq is putting up a fight

>> No.19722194

>>19722182
Are you retarded?

>> No.19722200

>>19722194
He's right.
Pedos get the rope.

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>>19722059
I can't wait to lose more money this week, bros.

>> No.19722207

Going for SPY 280 puts for July is probably a safe bet. I'm going to get into some tomorrow, but only around lunch when things slow down.

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>>19722122
groovy.

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how is T still solvent?

>> No.19722233

>>19722200
>>19722182
easiest way to fight it is just repost that image across the various boards you post on.

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>>19722175
Because you replied to someone who has invested in "oil" and recommended him to "just buy the dip"
You literally recommended someone to buy USO or some equivalent to it.

Do you actually read what you reply to, mate?

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Imagine buying at the peak of a blow off top. Imagine being a fucking retarded bullnigger.

I hope you all blew up your pathetic 5 figure accounts.

>> No.19722251

>>19722246
who is this semen demon?

>> No.19722252
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>>19722158
Kangaroo is just power crab.

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So would you say it's a good time for a newbie to break into the market?

>> No.19722259

>>19722207
The tough thing is that it’s probably all or nothing. If there’s consecutive modest losses, the Robinhood lemmings responsible for the real continued rise will either exit the market or move into shorts and puts and it’ll be terminal velocity. Or maybe they just continue to stampede and we crab then go up. But there won’t be a steady decline.

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>>19722251
No idea, I just save confused anime girls

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>>19722248

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I only respect cunny and wish death upon permabulls, bros.

>> No.19722270

>>19722246
Who is this fluid druid?

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bros I need an update on the current market liquidity
how liquid is it out there?


>>19722252
cute

>>19722255
ya

>> No.19722276

>>19722263
Sorry about your calls

>> No.19722277

>>19722149
What about CPE?

>> No.19722288

>>19722271
>how liquid is it out there?
it's a viscous goo

>> No.19722309

I liquidated all my calls Friday and bought SPXS. Looks like I might get redeemed on my play. That being said, I'm still not sure if this is the 2nd leg down or just another hiccup like in May.

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>>19722269
What are some cute and funny trades I can make?

>> No.19722318

>>19722248
>Pathetic 5 figure
I reckon the average 35 year old is below six figures in todays world

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My calls

>> No.19722339

Down 400

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Florida is cool today. Nice Bday celebration for the greatest president.

>> No.19722350

>>19722318
31 and I'm pretty sure I'm well in the low 5 figures. I honestly don't even give a single fuck about my retirement, I'd rather focus on my career. My TDA is 4 figures, maybe my 20sh TVIX @ 110 will change that.

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>>19722288
that doesn't sound good
I thought that liquidity was the only thing keeping this party going

>> No.19722357

>>19722341
Fucking dumb cunts...wear a helmet.

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OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

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>>19722318
I have about $55,000 in cash and stock. Don't be like me when you grow up.
t. 40 y/o government wagie

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>>19722059
I hate your faggot guts. Stop diaper posting

>> No.19722370

>>19722059
>futures right now
My MGM and GNUS calls are fucked, goodl thing I bought an assloads of puts for gamestop

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>>19722315
VIX 50 or 60 calls for July or August.

>> No.19722376

>>19722363
Damn imagine killing her and throwing her overboard haha

imagine the look on her face LMAO

nobody would ever find her lol

>> No.19722377

>>19722363
this pic is way too high def for its own good

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>>19722158
>but it not crab...
It IS crab, mainstream media just invented that term the day they publicize it. I don't think people would remember the term unless they put it on the books. Crabbing is the term every trader is using on the internet for almost 10 years now.

>> No.19722389

>>19722370
I have IVR calls that expire on Friday.
Am I gonna get raped

>> No.19722392

>>19722363
what is it like, being 40?

>> No.19722414

Today is Cheeto Man’s birthday. Say something nice to him.

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>tfw puts

>> No.19722424

>>19722341
I'm so glad I don't live there anymore.

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>>19722354
Retards on here and wallstreetbets are whats keeping the market going, well, mostly reddit and their friends.

One more week and they cash out, then the big bois aren't going to want to buy till we're at spy 200 to make up for the missed pop.

It'll be a straight cliff fall when this absolute unit market being propped on the shakiest legs imaginable topples.

>> No.19722433

>>19722414
Well it’s almost 4 years and we aren’t at large scale war.

>> No.19722438

>>19722430
That’s photoshopped

>> No.19722458

>>19722170
its kangaroo because of the pockets dipshit

>> No.19722460

>bears cant get dow bellow 25k
lmao

>> No.19722464

>>19722430
it sounds like you've got it all figured out
the liquidity was all coming from robinhood all along

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>>19722414
His wife doesn't have any visible tattoos, and his son hasn't transitioned yet, so there's that?

>> No.19722474

>>19722433
He said something nice.

>> No.19722484

>>19722460
>bullfags can't keep nasdaq above 10k despite having infinite fiat at their back
lulz

>> No.19722497

we're gonna crab all week methinks

>> No.19722517

Australian market seems to be ok

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>>19722077
>neurological disorders that interfere with bladder control are pedophelia

Nigger you are dumb. Like, really REALLY dumb. And obsessed.
Drink Pepsi.
Drink Coke.

>>19722182
This has nothing to do with alphabet soup people, dipshit.
This is about comfort, style, and not having piss-stains on your furniture.

>> No.19722534

>>19722517
Zoom out

>> No.19722540

>>19722255
fugg thats a thicc kitteh fugggggg

>> No.19722558

>>19722363
go ahead and follow that white rabbit i dare you

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Futures trading is pretty fun
would recommend

>> No.19722593

It was nothing.

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>>19722573
don't you need a fat stacks of fuck you money, or you get margin called and kicked out of the futty club?

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>>19722392
It's strange. I cheated death three times (ruptured appendix, drowning, traffic accident), and that's not including years of drinking and drugs that aren't heroin and meth. No matter who you are some people die along the way, but when it's an old bro or a lover it's very disturbing.
Being 40, mostly it's very isolating. My kids are ten and twelve, so I pretty much cut off all social contact about thirteen years ago, partly because everyone went hard Lefty and I stayed the same (kinda lolbertarian I guess). I really didn't start getting serious about personal finance until five years ago; before that it was just trying to keep the lights on and bread on the table without help from the gubmint. I regret all the money I pissed away at the bar, but I live very modestly so my kids can still do/have shit and I can put money aside. I have a great job now, too, and I'm debt-free.
To conclude my blogpost, I'd say I'm very fortunate in a lot of ways. I had way too much fun but I survived. Now I have books and a piano and a couple of guns. The kids are well. I probably won't quite make it but my kids probably will.
Fin

>> No.19722609

Will DOW break -400 before before tmw morning? 50/50 CASH/VIX calls LETS FUCKING GO

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>>19722573
Youre bang average

>> No.19722613

I’m looking at bond futures and the yields are really fucking red. That is bad right? I don’t know much

>> No.19722614

>>19722596
There are micro futures that don't require that much capital, I don't have much money on this account at all
>>19722610
wot

>> No.19722619

>>19722614
Meant to reply to >>19722363

>> No.19722626

>>19722613
Everyone keeps saying green Monday and Tuesday, red to finish off the week

Then again, I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing

>> No.19722627

>>19722613
Fuck bonds.

>> No.19722632

>>19722613
great, another 20% plunge on my shit, never knowing when to buy

>> No.19722645

>>19722613
low interest rates are murdering bonds desu.
at least mr. fed has made it clear rates (probably) wont go negative. that would be the real nightmare

>> No.19722646

Bears can't crack 25k. This is the classic bear trap setup. Don't say you weren't warned.

>> No.19722678

>>19722646
at first it was "Bears can't crack SPY 300"
now its bears can't crack 25k.
next weekend it will be "Bears can't crack Nasdaq 9000" and ill be laughing and laughing and laughing

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AAAAAAAA
I'M SUCH A RETARD
ALL THESE SMUG BOBOS, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
1st and 15th are always green for a reason.
>1st and 15th are always green for a reason.
1st and 15th are always green for a reason.
>1st and 15th are always green for a reason.

>>19722613
That's bearish for sure, it's risk-off, the 10-year is the one I watch.
>>19722614
neat! thanks!
>>19722269
based, except for the deathwishing. These are A. the people shorts steal money from and B. completely correct for 100 years of stock marketing.
>>19722646
you have a point, but so do yields. looks like risk-off, asia markets as well

>> No.19722691

>oil down -20% since opec said they will cut more
explain this

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>>19722626
I threw chicken bones and I see a green monday, red tuesday but an uncertain thursday.
We have to wait for the swallow flight patterns on tuesday to be sure.
>>19722682
>1st and 15th are always green for a reason.
According to Google you created a brand new sentence
>>19722691
Short answer: Jews
Long answer: Juden

>> No.19722711

>>19722691
likely has something to do with this: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/OPEC-Panel-To-Discuss-Compliance-With-Oil-Production-Cuts.html
its hard to get OPEC members to actually comply when they cut low enough

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SPY EOW predictions?
Who else is gonna get JUSTED this week

>> No.19722734

>>19722678
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read on this board. Have you not looked at SPY and NASDAQ prices? Holy shit I hate this board.

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I dont know who I am
I dont know where I am
I dont know who shat my diaper
And I certainly dont know who you folks are

But I know you have to apologize.

>> No.19722738

>>19722722
dont ever post women again, my dick no longer gets up for them

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>>19722738
3D no longer does it for most of us desu

>> No.19722746

>>19722738
yeah thots are a turn off.
the only thing that turns me on is a modestly dressed girls with values.

>> No.19722753

>>19722722
VERY unsanitary and off-putting

>> No.19722762

man have yall gone and perused through zerohedge comment section? i mean I know biz is mostly right winger millenials and zoomers but yall at least respect the legitimacy of the virus even tho yall might not agree with the response. but wow those boomers are just plain delusional at this point. talking about it's pure hoax by the libs and scamdemics. good thing those are the ones most susceptible. they're gonna learn real good.

>> No.19722767

>>19722602
Sounds like you already made it bro

>> No.19722771

>>19722573
I only started trading a month ago. I don't want to do derivatives unless I really want to buy or sell the underlying asset.

>> No.19722773

>>19722734
spy will hit 250 by the end of this month and you will weep and weep. it is foretold

>> No.19722774

of note

Liquidity doesn't pump the parket until it stabilizes. The big red last week is destabilizing. It gives people more pause and less "TINA" fuck it I gotta buy feeling.

You have to wait for liquidity to pump the market. It takes time because it's got to force people into stocks.

Just wait a week or two and bulls win by defualt.

>> No.19722775

Asian Markets are dumping hard. Stay tuned later for Euro markets.

>> No.19722784

>>19722722
bros i want her to fart in my face uunngh

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>>19722702
>According to Google you created a brand new sentence
what does that mean?
Are you implying it's untrue?

That's also completely false, that sentence has been posted elsewhere...

>>19722702
>muh jews
go back faggot
this is a russian and saudi plot to shut down US oil industry and exports. It failed, and it looks like no glowniggers even had to step up and take any bigshots out.

>> No.19722802

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19722823

Tech and Nasdaq doing it's thing. It's the actual TINA

>> No.19722826

>>19722771
that's a smart choice, you can easily get fucked by derivatives

>> No.19722833

>>19722775
No, my HHT!

>> No.19722842

>>19722773
Yeah, goddammit this pattern is just going to be a reversal of that first COVID pop in first week of March but SHTF, we're gonna crash huge again, I dunno if its gonna be SPY 200 or anything that bad but millennials don't take ANY shit and WILL mass sell out of any bad situation, its almost guaranteed to hit SPY 250

>> No.19722846

>>19722762
I was skeptic and wanted hard numbers. The fact that even post lockdown conditions new york is experiencing roughly 6 times the amount of average deaths is evidence alone that the virus is real.

People all think they are smarter than they actually are, not all of their thoughts are actually theirs...

>> No.19722847

>>19722691
>oil down -20%
nani wtf

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>>19722738
Yeah same, cant shake the feeling that women just want to hurt you if they get to close.

>> No.19722862

>>19722762
ZH commenters are even more facebook cuckservative than /pol/. Same shit over at Above Top Secret too.
Overall a very discouraging year for anyone intelligent that questions official narratives, seeing the absolute retardation of most of the "community" of people that are supposed to be pursuing truth.

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Me tomorrow when I cash out on UAL

>> No.19722870

>>19722767
In a way, I absolutely have. I definitely recommend having children, just pick the right lady. She's probably not waiting at the bar.

>> No.19722880

>>19722691
Oil went up with the market and is now going down with the stock market. Pattern detected.

>> No.19722881

>>19722850
the only reason they can hurt you is because of how much joy the bring to you. That's why I only pursue ones worth my time.

>> No.19722884

>>19722846
>People all think they are smarter than they actually are, not all of their thoughts are actually theirs...

The vast majority of people dying there is because of what they did with old folks homes. They literally decided to quarantine sick people in them. Look at the mortality rate for it by age in NY. Mostly 80+.

>> No.19722893

>>19722846
Not only that. We have no idea about long term effects. It’s been 6 months roughly, and we’re still getting headlines about “scientists link covid to diabetes/cancer/impotence/Lung damage”. All this while DUDE ITS JUST A FLU I HAD IT I WAS FINE

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>>19722869
>he kisses the bull's balls instead of presenting his to be kissed by the bull
pathetic.

>> No.19722909

>>19722771
How would you rate your month? Like how much did you start with?

I’ve been here a week and have no idea what I’m doing

>> No.19722920

>>19722846
there's nothing wrong with being skeptical and wanting the hard numbers. it's the active denouncement and attributing anything that goes against their narrative to shadow groups out to get trump and the conservatives. There's absolutely no room for critical thinking.

>> No.19722925

>>19722602
Sounds like God loves you. You should thank him yourself. I have survived unexplained death myself as well as receiving blessings.
I don't believe everyone is graced with such an extended hand, you must be very special yourself.

>> No.19722935

>>19722893
>mainstream media
people who still listen to them should be shot dead no mercy

>> No.19722937

>>19722862
hit the nail on the head brother. i want to see the intellectual discourse b/c even as a moderate theres no fucking way we can keep shutting down b/c of a spike. it has to be a balance with onus of mitigation falling on the populace via social distancing

>> No.19722938

>>19722909
I was doing good until I fell for the SSL meme.
I cashed out of everything I didn't buy for dividends on Friday because I figured it was a dead cat bounce and now I'm just saving up cash for the bottom of the next dip.

>> No.19722940

>>19722846
>b-b-but New York makes vaccines mandatory

Waaaahhhh!!!!

>> No.19722942

>>19722920
To be fair, instituting a lockdown in the first place showed a lack of critical thinking in terms of cost vs. benefit.

>> No.19722946

>>19722862
My Christ, they are about as bad as the muh russia/muh bots pussy hat crowd. I don't think most of these people could name their elected officials but I'm supposed to take their stock market advice? Yikes.

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>ZIRP for AT LEAST 3 years
>M2 supply on fleek
>30-50 y/o demographic expansion
Yeah, I'm thinking we're about to lift off. See you on Mars, bullbros.

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YOU CAN DO IT NASDAQ-CHAN

>> No.19722965

>>19722846
>roughly 6 times the amount of average deaths is evidence alone that the virus is real.
Or Jew Yorkers are unhealthy/weak as fuck

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>>19722722
>>>19722734
Give qt big butt chicana gf

>> No.19722992

>>19722965
If that is true why would that effect the average so suddenly just now? you clearly are not firing on all cylinders. unironically return to pol with such fire and forget comments of no substance.

>> No.19722997

>>19722942
Insanely low IQ decision making happened. No apologies or admittance of this either. Then they move on to moronic cultural ideas. Market should be up tho in clown world so

>> No.19723006

>>19722905
Very bearish of you, sir.

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>>19722893
It seems they still haven't figured out why the sense of smell/taste problem happens. Some think it could be a neurological effect. Could be bad news for possibilty of virus laying dormant and becoming a recurrent illness.

>The herpes virus that causes chickenpox and shingles (VZV), for example, remains in our spinal cord cells for life.
>Most people in the US get oral herpes – or herpes simplex virus type 1 – by the age of 20. Following the first infection – usually after 1 or 2 weeks – the virus will become dormant in the facial nerve tissues.

But apparently everyone is on board with the ACE2 receptor knowledge now, and so the virus is apparently NOT primarily a respiratory illness, but the big problem is the epithelial cells in blood vessels. The virus appears to inhibit the ability of the circulatory system to vasodilate/vasoconstrict.

I never did any research into much of the "hard data" regarding the illness until now, and this is just from a recap in The Economist. I don't know where to go to get the better shit and catch up on what I've missed.

>> No.19723023

>>19722925
An old man said to me once, God looks out for drunks and small children. I don't know if that's a well-known saying or what but I sure can dig it.
I usually sell too early and every now and then I say fuck it and take the loss. It's okay. I've been playing with house money for so long it's easy to take the lesson and move on. There will be other trades. Just like the other parts of our lives, if we do what we can without being too stupid or crazy about it chances are good we will live to fight another day.

>> No.19723026

You people keep telling me to buy oil without telling me what specifically to buy. I'm retarded after all and must be spoon fed.

>> No.19723041

>>19722942
yea that was purely an emotional response. Fear was a main factor and we just didn't know much at the time and the science community wanted to err on the side of caution and media whipped that into a frenzy. moving forward, there's no way we should shut down again even if it gets worse. that would just trigger the next great depression (could still happen)

>> No.19723050

>>19723012
I feel like Corona is turning into a "everything causes cancer" type of situation.

>> No.19723054

>>19722920
>There's absolutely no room for critical thinking.
This is what has actually pushed me towards God more than anything.
Anyone is capable of doing more or thinking through things more, but not many choose to.

They just consume and and easily controlled. Someone spoon feeds them info to control their behavior and they eat it up. The bible essentially warns about these types of people. It can feel quite lonely in the company of pretenders and mindless hateful persecutors.

>> No.19723055

>>19722937
Personal responsibility for mitigation isn't going to work in the US. Between the niggers who'd rather loot and riot than take precautions and the aforementioned "no virus, just a hoax lol" mongrels, authoritarian measures are the only way to control the virus in this nation. Not to mention all of the plebs scraping by on stagnant wages who will disregard all non-mandatory measures because they're already in debt and have to work multiple jobs to make ends meet. We're already seeing the spikes in states that backed off the authoritarian measures to try letting people handle things on their own.

>> No.19723074

>>19722722
the sexpresso stands in the PNW are cancer and I hope an incel goes ham and murders these thotsforcofffes

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BUY THE BOAT, BIGOT

>> No.19723085

>>19722942
>he thinks the lockdown was a decision

>> No.19723091

>>19723050
It’s just so new, how the fuck is an average joe just gonna tell you it’s just the sniffles. This has never happened before.

>> No.19723099

why is nobody panicking futures are red?

>> No.19723103

>>19723023
It's not about wealth though. It's about having everything you need which we all do.
The people who get carried away chasing more and more and more without the sense to stop and witness the monsters they have become along the way is the problem.

Where markets are comparable to prostitution and extortion. There is more to invest in than just material wealth. You have more value yourself than you know, and all you have to do is take the next step to enter your own paradigm shift.

>> No.19723105

>>19723055
>We're already seeing the spikes in states that backed off the authoritarian measures to try letting people handle things on their own.

Honestly, the spikes in cases don't actually matter, as long as it doesn't get to the point where hospitals cannot handle anymore people. That's what the point of the lockdown was, and in that regard, it works (though trying to estimate how effective lockdown actually was is another story). Like when I read about cases spiking, I shrug. It means nothing. Nobody expected to eradicate the disease, so why are people shocked when cases go up somewhat?

>> No.19723114

>>19723026
XOM
RDS.B
CVX

>> No.19723115

>>19723099
i got out on friday and I'm all cash, you?

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>>19723041
>err on the side of caution and media whipped that into a frenzy
media was disgusting in downplaying it until Italy

>>19723050
I don't think it's THAT bad
But it's a disease of the blood. What isn't effected by the blood?
And the kidneys are massively impacted by this type of difficulty in regulating blood flow, so it's especially a nightmare for kidney disease.

>>19723079
OK, this is based.
I'm beginning to enjoy this stuff, you KNOW it's clickbait for boomers because they HATE millenials (their children)

>>19723091
>It’s just so new
so new and so fucking weird

AND so prone to causing pneumonia. That's a huge problem.

>> No.19723129

>>19722722
Doji by Wednesday but still doesn't get it all back?
>>19723079
>millennials are destroying this country by not consooming like my 401(k) needs

>> No.19723134

>>19723099
It's predictable..

>> No.19723145

>>19723091
Yeah but....so? What are we going to do about it? Like, i don't see the point. We're not going in lockdown again, so whatever surprise the disease has in store for us, deal with it. That's literally the only option we have.

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>>19723099
Stocks only go up

>> No.19723156

Someone redpill me on hertz. Wtf is goin on. Should i all in my 1.5k paycheck from friday when market opens?

>> No.19723157

>>19722992
Uh cuz there is a covid virus running around?

>> No.19723161

>>19723115
i have hedge options position that will print on this swing down
then will ride the underlying stock positions on the next pump

>> No.19723169

>>19723156
Absolutely

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>>19723155
YOU ARE GETTING REAL GAY MUMU

>> No.19723171

>>19723156
Better off putting it in SPY and shotgunning a beer tbqh

>> No.19723173

>>19722842
>but millennials don't take ANY shit and WILL mass sell out of any bad situation, its almost guaranteed to hit SPY 250
nah man, it takes more balls to cut your losses than to just baghold believing the stock will go back to pre-march levels because of price memory.
Then it just gets worse when the price bogs down further because they fall into sunken cost mentality instead.

People who just bandwagon into the stock markets have no idea what a stop loss is or managing risk. How do I know this? I was like that too and so were my idiot friends.
The next step after this is that some of these people will have learned what a stop loss is and will be eager to secure their profits that way or sell off their shit entirely once they near breakeven (assuming they were lucky enough to have a pick that goes back up).

i know too well what it feels to baghold at -40% due to sunken cost and my eagerness to sell off once it miraculously went past break even after months of bagholding

>> No.19723177

>>19723099
Red futures are amusing, but excitement doesn't begin until they're down at least 2%. True hype/panic is reserved for the -5% limit down.

>> No.19723190

>>19723169
Im very much considering it. Everyone else makin bank and shit i keep long holds im sick of being a nogainzfag. Im going all in boys gonna hail mary this paycheck. PRAISE KEK

>> No.19723192

>>19723156
autists saw cheapies when it declared bankruptcy and institutional money pulled out, pumped it.

>> No.19723194

What's a better payoff

Short XLF
or
Long SQQQ

>> No.19723199

>>19723099
We still have 11 hours to open.

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>>19722942
>NOOOOO I LOST MONEY IT WAS LOW IQ!!!!!

>> No.19723207

>>19723055
haha yea i mentioned that but forgot to include that I am 100% certain it's not going to work and we're just going to keep spiking up until it gets serious enough that ppl actually do it and the consumer demand will plummet. it'll usher in the next great depression. I'm banking on this. I live in one of the southern states and nobody wears it except black and real old ppl.

Us millenials got the worst job market fresh out in decades and if similar depression repeats we will have the buying opportunity of the century. Just don't get blown out before then.

>> No.19723222

>>19723026
OAS. I made my first thousand with them. But wait for now. Things are about to dip and it sure as hell not the time to buy.

>> No.19723226

>>19723177
>True hype/panic is reserved for the -5% limit down.
i dunno how you guys stand trading on the NYSE where afterhours can have those crazy swings.
I'm glad my stop losses are virtually guaranteed on my TSE stocks.

>> No.19723228

>>19723099
After living the crash in March, this shit is a snoozer. Back to back limit downs and circuit breakers were comfy times.

>> No.19723231

>>19722920
To be fair, the collection and presentation of data has been disgraceful, and the media has been quite shameless throughout the whole thing. "Shadow groups" opens up a can of worms, but when both major parties and the globalist media collectively throw a fit over a reality television star, and the King Nigger feels the need to spy on his campaign... That's very fucking strange to me.
From a stocks POV I think it's been great. Not because I made some money, as nice as that's been. I like that young people have taken the opportunity to get started early. That's been one of the few positives of having modern tech at our fingertips. Some of the kids are going to get burned, but some them are future millionaires—hopefully not the Venezuelan variety.

>> No.19723239

>>19723099
Because the Dow will never go below 25k again. All we're doing right now is building pressure for the next leg up.

>> No.19723241

>>19723194
Which sector do you think will do worse, tech or finance?
my bet is finance

>> No.19723246

>>19723194
Short or puts on TQQQ. SQQQ is shit.

>> No.19723253

>>19723246
This.

>> No.19723258

they're pomping futures into green as usual........
........abandon rationality.

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>>19723239
Is this a joke? DOWJ is going to sub 10k before it rebounds.

>> No.19723262

Someone redpill me on whatevers going to moon this week. I have an extra $500 on top of my paycheck to load onto a rocket. What will it be boys

>> No.19723264

bobo pls have mercy
I want a new PC

>> No.19723272

God damn, I bought Tesla at $930. How much will it plummet tomorrow?

>> No.19723274

>>19723231
if we have a similar depression, the upcoming volatility will be the best opportunity will ever get in our lifetime

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>>19723264
buy puts then.

>> No.19723286

>>19723262
IVR

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Kisame, are we bullish or bearish?

>> No.19723297

>>19723272
>How much will it plummet tomorrow?
$800 EOW

>> No.19723298

>>19723200
>Trillions of $ in Capital destroyed
>good idea
Sure is summer

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>>19723264
BUY THE FUCKING PUTS JOHN

>> No.19723301

>>19723241
I think finance is going to get wrecked along with REITs and leisure. I think this all drags tech down, but tech is what keeps the market from becoming a full scale bloodbath.

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>>19723290
crabish

>> No.19723317

>>19723301
tech still too high needs to dump more desu

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>>19723290
BEAR TRAP JUTSU

>> No.19723322

>>19722942
Not quite, nobody knew what the effects of the virus was. Better a lockdown than half the population dead. The problem was the public health response, as usual, which never tell the truth and thus can't unravel the mess they put themselves in with their lies.

>> No.19723327

>>19723246
curious, why is SQQQ shit compared to TQQQ in a bear market? upside seems higher with SQQQ calls rather than TQQQ puts

>> No.19723331

>>19722171
>expiring in october and jan.
i mean you have time.

>> No.19723345

>>19723286
Wtf how is this bitch payin a 46% divvy? Redpill me nigga

>> No.19723347

>>19723317
agreed, tech is overpriced. but not as bad as most other sectors.

>> No.19723358

>>19722376
you're a fucking loser man

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What's tomorrow gonna pump on?

>> No.19723368

>>19723262
EMAN, PHUN, even fucking GNUS could make it in this clown market.

>> No.19723378

>>19723358
Stfu whores need to be cut into pieces, stuffed in GLAD strawberry febreze scented trashbags, and put into a freezer.

>> No.19723383

>>19723362
Buy health and biotech stocks 30 minutes before market close on monday and sell open the next day

Guaranteed 5-10% gains overnight

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>when bears try to break below 25k Dow

>> No.19723406

I see tomorrow spy opens at 297 pumps to 299 and finds much resistance then tanks to 295 eod

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>> No.19723419

>>19723368
GNUS is GOING to make it

>> No.19723422

>>19723362
"as wall street set to extend last weeks sharp losses"
???????????????? what the fuck does this even mean in what dimension

>> No.19723426

>>19723408
A lot of robinhoodies are winning though, some are financially ruined.

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>>19723394
I like you kiddo, sell your calls tomorrow.

>> No.19723429

>>19722376
>>19723378
No. They will face judgement in their own time.
Don't be a hypocrite. Killing people gruesomely is worse than what they are doing.
You both are worse than the people you hate so much for doing things that are also wrong out of petty jealousy or anger.

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>>19723408
lmfao, I hope none of you are still using robinhood

>> No.19723438

>>19723408
how the fuck is Cramer right? baffling. even a broken clock is right twice a day

>> No.19723442

>>19723419
How are those bags anon?

>> No.19723457

Seriously, buy real time data on tradingview just for 1 month. It costs like 4 bucks. Look at how your Robinhood trades execute in comparion to the fair market value of the stock when it executes. You chumps are getting scammed

>> No.19723460

>>19723408
These niggers are almost on tilt. Keep up the pressure

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Ive decided to hail mary my $2000 cash load into GNUS. Will i make it bros?

>> No.19723468

>>19723173
Fuck me. To be fair. I had to many day trades and couldn't set a stop loss. I'm in deep on nail. Got caught holding it Friday. Will definitely bag hold for pride. Although in the months it may take to recover I could actually probably make up the loss and then some. How do I break this mentality thooo and just sell

>> No.19723470

>>19723438
When the market is broken, the broken clock is always right

>> No.19723481

>>19723438
you know personalities like this just scoop up all kinds of ideas they see floating around. so they pickup some trash but every now and then you can also scoop up some treasures.

I have had plenty of experience of people scooping up nonsense I have dumped out as a satirical joke dressed up with a bow. they aren't as smart as you think they are.

>> No.19723483

>>19723442
Not heavy at all and I’ve done DD out the ass.

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>>19723419
>>19723442

>> No.19723487

>crude oil down almost 4% alreadt
Yo what the fuck is happening with oil? Should i be worried that im still bagholding OVV shit

Is it fucking possible for tomorrow to be green but oil a bloodbath?

>> No.19723491

>>19723430
What's a better alternative for a big dreamer?

>> No.19723499

diaper edition seems appropriate, the market is about to shit itself

>> No.19723503
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19723503

>everyone here playing home run derby and im here bunting and stealing bases

>> No.19723506

>>19723487
nobody knows. you would think these jews want to sell it higher to get profits, but no, they intentionally dump it instead to shit on everyone including themselves.

>> No.19723508

>>19723483
All the yahoo finance people in the comments said it is fire so did yall and thats good enough for me. I get 20% returns a year trading on general consensus. Never looked at fundamentals and dont even know what half the companies i own even do. This shit works

>> No.19723517

>>19723461
Who knows in this fucked up market anon.

>> No.19723521

>>19723487
>bagholding OVV
I work for OVV. Sell it.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S GOING DOWN AGAINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19723531

>>19723508
It works until it doesn't.

t. 2017 crypto bull

>> No.19723534

>>19723491
depends on what you want to do
if it's just long term hold use m1 finance, it has dividend reinvestment and is super easy to use
if you want to actively swing/day trade and trade derivatives, use TDameritrade, tastyworks or Schwab
I use both m1 finance and TDameritrade personally

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>>19723438
Cramer is often right, the narratives in the monologue have been great for years, BUT now Kudlow has his nuts in a vice somehow. You have to read between the lines.

I'm not sure if that's really "wall street" or if it's some group like that davey daytrader cult. It's definitely pump and dump, with some possible short squeezing.

>>19723383
This is.... shit this is really a good idea
Regeneron especially has been PUMPING every damn open and then dumping throughout the day. Tomorrow probably won't be a good one though...

>> No.19723555

>>19723468
write it off as a loss in your head.
unless you also made the rookie mistake of risking more than you could actually stomach to lose.

hope for a miracle. I got lucky as fuck and now I am much more cautious and eager to guarantee my gains (conservative trailing stops). I have to constantly remind myself that gains of 10%-20% in a short period is already a victory. Who cares if it goes up another 10% after your stop loss triggers? That gain is already good for an entire fucking year unless you are obsessed with gambling/speculating

>> No.19723557

>>19722170
When a bear attacks its standing up and comes down on something.
When a bull attacks is rushes and “bucks” up with its horns.
So basically a bear crashed down on you and a bull knocks you up

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Reminder if bears can't break through 25k then hard support is reconfirmed and the market bounces hard. Failure to break 25 is very bad. For your own good unload your shorts tomorrow if it's not broken (it won't be) or you'll get burned.

>> No.19723562

>>19723491
I recommend TDA. I have had a good experience with them.

>> No.19723570

>>19723531
Depends how autistic u are. I always bag hold if takin an L and ive realized stocks only ever go up. Theres nothing to worry about. If u aint in this casino youre missing out bigly

>> No.19723580

I'm a dead man

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>>19723426
people hemorrhaging money are less likely to post about it

>> No.19723586

>>19723521
Wtf you mean by that anon
It was a coin flip between suncor and OVV and i picked OVV because i thought their natural gas exposure would be a good thing
Aaa anon dont mess with me. Elaborateee

>> No.19723587

>>19723521
Enlighten us anon about your workplace

>> No.19723588

>>19723562
Seems like their app is kinda crap atm, going by the reviews on it. Do you have any issues with the app itself?

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>>19723558
18k is the only hard support I see

>> No.19723606

>>19723570
I've got a similar mentality, although only for certain stocks. I really want to go long for most of my purchases but this market doesn't want to allow it. How the hell are you supposed to deal with these insane assett bubbles?

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>>19723461
>toaster oven pizza bagels
Welp. She tried.

>> No.19723609

>>19723383
Until it doesn't.

>> No.19723611

>>19723588
they have two apps, thinkorswim, which is also a desktop application
and a regular app, which is roughly the same as their website
thinkorswim is what you want to use for trading actively

>> No.19723616

>>19723585
Most of the trading is done by robots but ok

>> No.19723624

>>19723570
I made 20k on by 2.3k "investment", but I sold at like 12k. Lesson learned which is why im a bear on the DOW, since i've been on the other wise before and know whats coming. Also the market is a joke right now.

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I'm beginning to think the frequency of posters talking about the DOW instead of the S&P is a bearish indicator.

>> No.19723627

>>19723616
Did somebody say otherwise? I don't think you know what a retail investor is

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I tried to help. Time for bed. Don't fall for the bear trap! Let the other forums fall for that. Gl all!

>> No.19723634

>>19723588
You can trade through thinkorswim or on their website. both are good. I would recommend trying it for yourself, I have no problems trading with them.

>> No.19723635

>>19723625
dow, s&p, nasdaq move in unison

>> No.19723644

>>19723635
Yeah but nobody talks about the DOW in ordinarily circumstance. Only when the market gets hinky and we get more newfrens showing up.

>> No.19723647

Friendly reminder that there's absolutely no way Robinhood zoomers are causing a large enough capital influx to actually cause a significant change in the largest financial market in the world.

>> No.19723652

>>19723586
What made you pick OVV over others? The market hates the company and it recently had a reverse split which probably made the long term chart look promising to you. It won't go over $10 for a long long time.

>> No.19723666

>>19723297
Capital doesn't get destroyed, it gets redistributed.

>> No.19723670

>>19723558
6,000 or bust

>> No.19723673

>>19723647
my normie friend believes this and he about to go into stock trading
how bad will it be?

>> No.19723688

>>19723487
Analysts have been forecasting a drop in prices to $34 range for the last 10 days.

Short term, oil is going fucking down. If you're bagholding on companies that are going to survive for at least a year, then you can hold if you don't mind waiting until next summer.

>> No.19723698

dead man walking

>> No.19723699

>>19723666
checked and true.

>> No.19723701

>>19723673
Probably terrible, too much uncertainty for a newbie.

>> No.19723709

>>19723173
Yeah bro it takes so much balls to be a fucking retard who panic sells in order to cope with the fundamental uncertainty of clown world rather than holding for future $3000 gains EOY despite massive volatility in the short run, lots of balls bro you don't have paper hands at all seriously fuck you 'bro'

>> No.19723710

>>19723688
Yep oil will crab at $35 for a long while. Until 2021 for sure unless there is a war. I would not buy into anything right now. I have $30k of oil stocks I've been sitting on for 3 years.

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Europe wake up already I want some action.

>> No.19723714

>>19723666
Yeah, Wendy's just distributed some of their capital to a bunch of rioters and a fire.

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>imagine being a bull right now
aaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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19723716

lol it just keeps falling

This shit will open at $295 and i will be up BIGLY

>> No.19723722

I just put stop losses on everything, god knows what will happen tomorrow

>> No.19723743

>>19723722
It's 10 hours until open and it's down 1% you massive fucking addicted freaks
Go to bed you fucking losers oh my god

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>>19723722
They'll triggered immediately at home. Hope they're stop limits and not stop market so you don't get cucked by chads like me buying your panic sales for 0.01. ;)

>> No.19723745

>>19723716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE44mMi054Y

>> No.19723750

>>19723722
Now go back and set them another 50% lower because the big boys will manipulate all the prices just low enough to pluck off your stop losses and then drive the prices back up to Fridays levels. HTH

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>>19723709
>>19723709
Did yall get raped as toddlers?

>> No.19723763

>>19722059
I just want you /biz/nessmen to know no matter what happens tomorrow I'm grateful for all the fun memes and everything you taught me about finances.

God bless.

>> No.19723771

>>19723750
This. And while you are at it put in limit buy orders to siphon off a bone of your own.

>> No.19723784

>>19723557
Or knocks up your wife.

>> No.19723785

Just put in a buy order for 500 GNUS. See you boys at the Luna party

>> No.19723786

>>19723760
>yall
>one person
>facebook filename

>> No.19723795

>>19723722
You will get shaken out and either buy in higher or sit on the sidelines.
Market will crab slightly down this week, shorts will get wrecked, longs will too, those that hold their ground will be fine.

>> No.19723797

there will be a dip, and i will be there to buy it

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'E bought?
.... Dümp et

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>>19723763
Thanks fren.

>> No.19723816

>>19723786
Im tweakin off the meth rn sorry bout that little fiasco

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Kangaroo markets are exciting because "What the fuck was THAT?!" roller coaster experience where it all ends up to mean nothing.

Crab markets are annoying.

Sloth markets are agonizing.

>> No.19723828

Why are more people not in OPES? Did you not just see what happened with NKLA? Shit will be green tomorrow no matter what the market does.

>> No.19723829

>>19723803
What anime girl is this? She's cute and I want to watch it

>> No.19723835

>>19723820
we live in the most exciting times desu

>> No.19723846

>>19723709
im glad you understand. It's the pussy way to just passively baghold hoping for a miracle to bail you out.
you don't enter a position without deciding a point on when to cut your losses. Going in blindly is what leads retards like you to either panic sell or just baghold a shit stock to the ground.

admit that you just have a gambling addiction you retard

>> No.19723852

>>19723816
don't do hard drugs they are bad for your body, mind, and soul.

>> No.19723854

>>19723846
literally depends on the underlying

>> No.19723858

>>19723763
I have learned more about finance in the last 5 months than I have my entire life until then. Its been a wild fucking ride.

>> No.19723864

>>19723820
Agree on crab markets are annoying. The 2800-2960 SPX snibsnab made me want to die.

>> No.19723870

new
>>19723868
>>19723868
>>19723868
>>19723868

>> No.19723871

>>19723852
drugs are based
it's the comedown that will fuck you up

>> No.19723872

>>19723835
I love it, the DOWJ is as volatile as a shitcoin.

>> No.19723880

>>19723829
Konosuba

>> No.19723881

>>19723829
Aqua from Konosuba. She makes my penis the big penis

>> No.19723886

The only bad thing about life returning to "normal" is that it's only a mater of time before I'll have to go back to work full time.. Wearing a mask till it blows over totally but still at the office instead of going in as needed as it is now. Oh well, just gotta milk it for all it's worth while it lasts.

>> No.19723918

Wtf is going to happen tomorrow bois? I sold about 8k of my profile on Friday around 4pm for a small profit. Was it a dead cat?

>> No.19724148
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>locust swarms in africa/asia
more doomer bait

>> No.19724581

>>19723555
Downward gaps will fuck your trailing stops

>> No.19724931

>>19723394
Done

>> No.19725012

>>19723785

make it stack is 10,000

>> No.19725035

>>19723461
yes friend u will. yes you will.

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