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19735006 No.19735006 [Reply] [Original]

First time on this board, and it's appalling to me that you guys still fall for the shitcoin pump and dumps. Why not get a real job? I go to a non-target and have a $35/hr internship for the summer (posting mid call rn)

What's the point of putting so much effort in with essentially gambling when you could just pursue a real career?

>> No.19735067

>>19735006
where the fuck did you find a 35/hr internship?

>> No.19735114

>>19735067
Anyone in the Fortune 500 (and a lot of tech startups) will pay that for a finance/STEM degree

between junior and senior year that is, I got $22/hr last year

>> No.19735197

>>19735114
I see, what's your major? How did you get an internship at a fortune 500 company?

>> No.19735240

>>19735197
Finance (well really, Finance/IS double major)

And the F500 company I work for doesn't recruit from BU, but the schools nearby, so I reached out and stomped the life out of the plebeians that were in their applicant pool

>> No.19735276

>>19735006
BU a target nigger. It not harvard but it a pretty good school.

>> No.19735332

>>19735276
BU isn't even T20 lol
Got in with a 29 ACT/1350 SAT and 3.34 weighted from a mediocre public school

https://corporatefinanceinstitute.com/resources/careers/recruiting-search/list-target-schools-investment-banking/

https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/comprehensive-list-of-target-schools

>> No.19735343

>>19735006
I got accepted to Boston and UMass and BC. What were the differences? I only applied because they sent me “pls apply with us letters.”

>> No.19735564

>>19735343
UMass is tough to get out of, not worth going to unless it's fully free.

Go to BU if you're a POC/less wealthy/want to do anything other than econ/finance.

Go to BC if you're white, reasonable wealthy, or well-connected in the Boston area. Pair these traits with and Econ major and you're set for life.

Of course, the party culture is only good at UMass, nonexistent at BC, and BU is alright but kind of slimy.

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19735657

>First time on this board
Yeah? How about you stop being such a newfaggot and learn to lurk more before you make retarded threads like this one about things you have no understanding of and ask to be spoonfed.

>> No.19735678

>>19735657
Ahh, so then you can't tell me why you love fake moeny so much?

>> No.19735823

>>19735657
Found the bear

>> No.19735849

>>19735006
>why not get a real job when you can make money doing nothing?
there's no way a brainless retard like you has a $35/hr internship

>> No.19735858

>>19735849
Not hard whatsoever

If you still make under $20 an hour by the time you hit 18 you've failed at life

>> No.19735902

>>19735006
I wanna wagecuck but nobody wants to hire me it seems like. I got a business degree from some shitty state school and then learned to code. Still rejections

>> No.19735915

>>19735858
if you're still working for other people after you turn 18 you've failed at life

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19735949

>>19735678
How could you possibly read what I said then make that reply?

>>19735823
????

>> No.19735975

>>19735678
Are you retarded?

>> No.19735981

>>19735006
>35 $/hr
shame on you donate it to poor people you American privileged slaveholder, places where I live not even a doctor makes that much

>> No.19736052

>>19735276
I'm a retard and go to BU. They have a retard section of the school with lower admission standards.

>> No.19736067

>>19735902
Harvard Extension School. It's tough, it's a brutal time investment, but it'll open the doors.
>>19735915
Ok poor
>>19735949
zzzz
>>19735975
No I'm getting my bag
>>19735981
When I hit that inflection point where the tax write-offs from donating to charity are a net benefit, then I will

>> No.19736072

>>19735343
You can look it up yourself but it depends on major and how much money they are offering you. Prestige is BC>>>>BU>=umass amherst

>> No.19736085

>>19736052
Exactly. I (OP) was in CGS, my HS stats weren't good. To be fair i actually did like the program, it does give a slight edge in some respects over straight QST kids for things like ES and Core in QST

>> No.19736475

>>19735006
Ive been lurking on biz since 2017 and no larp it made me really rich. So honestly all i have to say is fuck you and enjoy your shit life.

>> No.19737193

>>19736475
What would make you think a nerd who lurks on /biz/ would stick around if they finally caught a check??

I just smell jealousy lol

Sorry you couldn't get into anything better than a state school bud

>> No.19737246

>>19735006
>First time on this board
>larping this gay

>> No.19737584

bumping just so this sits on your board for longer

>> No.19737756

>>19737584
Replying just to tell you you have to go back.

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19737789

>>19735006
>Why don't you work to make someone else money?
>I have a finance major but I'm too fucking stupid to understand a simple thing like the difference between income and accruing assets when it comes to long term wealth.

NEVER gonna make it.

>> No.19737806

>>19737193
Haha im way to old to be in uni. Because guess what you can still find gems like DMG which make money. And for the lels. But yeah im fucking rich so fuck you bitch i could fuck your mother easily everyone has their price.

>> No.19737818

>>19735006
>35/hr
>Real carreer

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19738124

You get paid hourly? Poor flex Anon, get on my level, those are rookie numbers. You're literally not gonna make it if you are locked in on hourly contracts, think bigger.

>It's a good board for shitz n giggles

>> No.19738134

>>19737789
Ok poor
>>19737806
If your so rich why not expand your horizons?
>>19737818
>Internship
Also "carreer" sheesh maybe you should try college

>> No.19738223

>>19735006
Please kill yourself immediately sir. I’m serious.

>> No.19738342

>>19735006
Because I do have a real career, $58 an hour. I buy crypto for fun, and it turns out I've made more in crypto gains in a few months than my entire years salary. Taking moderate risks with a percentage of your income is smart. Whether it's investing in stocks, metals, or crypto, risk is good

>> No.19739004

>>19735006
i have a full time job in finance but i don't come here for the shitcoin threads. i browse a combination of zoomer retard forums (/biz/, wallstreetbets) and boomer retiree forums (yahoo finance) to gauge where main street sentiment is. obviously the boomer forums are a better reflection of main street sentiment, but /biz/ and wallstreetbets is kind of amusing because of how laughably retarded everyone is.

>> No.19739146

>>19735006
because we are low IQ and have autism. This should be obvious to you.