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19797920 No.19797920 [Reply] [Original]

Where tf do I start?

>> No.19797931

>>19797920
Buy a computer

>> No.19797933

bump cuz same

>> No.19798002

>download free app like robinhood or cashapp
>link bank account
>buy something
>???
>shitpost on /biz/ like an expert

>> No.19798004

>YouTube "How to become a software engineer"
watch 20 of the top results
>Youtube "My computer science degree in x minutes" (kek unifags BTFO)
>watch 20 of the top results
>decide on an IDE/language to learn
>YouTube the IDE/language and learn it
>think of a project of moderate complexity and utility
>build it and make sure it is demoable

From there, either
>put it on resume
>apply to jobs
>become wagie
or
>your idea is so great you can generate income from it alone
Beware that even if you succeed at getting a job as a software engineer, the personalities you will have to put up with will still make you want to kys

>> No.19798039

bump #2. Crypto seems like a meme. Where do you guys even learn about this. shit and have any of you gotten success?

>> No.19798049

>>19797920
by pressing CTRL + F13

>> No.19798058

>>19797920
Start with Harvard's CS50 lecture series on YouTube. It's their intro to comp sci course and is very entertaining.

>> No.19798086

also,
>read Clean Code by Robert somefag I cant remember. Good book
>don't be male, white, or asian
>learn git/source control (VERY VERY important - NO WAY AROUND THIS. LEARN IT)
>have sex
>don't work for startups
>don't work as the sole dev of any company
>don't work under a female manager
>don't work with pajeet devs
>learn how to bullshit feature estimations and twist words to negotiate deadlines
>don't work after 5pm or on weekends EVER. Idgaf if the CEO will see you walk right out the door. Be the first out the door, set a precedent, tell everyone they can fuck off.

>> No.19798154

>>19798086
based. Cant help being a straight white male.

>> No.19798177

become a software engineer isn't worth it, but learn to code to create your own product/service.