/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.20008688]

How horrifying edition

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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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>Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Wife Market:
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Suggested books:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Star Trek is gay:
>>20005322

[Anonymous No.20008698]

My horsies

[Anonymous No.20008704]

>>20008688
Horse bros what happened? Did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.20008712]

>>20008698
>>20008704
why are horsies glue now?

[Anonymous No.20008714]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5BrE1Pi5cU

[Anonymous No.20008722]

>>20008704
no worries fren, it is just stabilizing for today. the horse needs to rest for a bit before running again

[Anonymous No.20008729]

I love my horses.

[Anonymous No.20008733]

>>20008704
Horse always takes a midday nap

[Anonymous No.20008734]

buy the SHLL dip or you'll regret it

[Anonymous No.20008736]

>>20008712
It’s up 40% today retard stop bitching

[Anonymous No.20008741]

this thread is now a SSHL thread and VXRT got 400 what should i go into

[Anonymous No.20008743]

So i've made some tendies today, tomorrow will still be green or blood red?

[Anonymous No.20008750]

>>20008704
Your horse broke a leg, he's glue now

[Anonymous No.20008754]

Putting this in this thread:

Ok ok, since everyone wants to be a moonshot boi right now, let me tell how you REALLY use options. What you're going to want to do is setup a "call backspread", how you do this is finding a good moonshot, then you SELL CALLS at a point somewhere below the current price, then you use that money to BUY CALLS somewhere above the current price.
This allows you to gamble for free really, anytime the price is at or below the strike of what you sold you will be breakeven, anything above your bought calls strike is big money. The only time you lose money is anywhere between those strikes. Backspreads are the superior strategy in high vol environments like this.

[Anonymous No.20008756]

14 IS NOT ENOUGH
HORSE GO UP MORE MOOORRRE

[Anonymous No.20008758]

whatever happened to KTOV?

[Anonymous No.20008759]

>>20008698
>>20008704
>>20008712
well anons i did it. i bought WKHS. at $13.81.

if it drops again i will have lost all confidence in the market, all confidence in you, in myself. i won't know what to do. pls god, jew, whoever. make it go up.

[Anonymous No.20008762]

>>20008729
imagine how she would look sitting on it up to it's balls

[Anonymous No.20008765]

>>20008708
I still think we're going to see Boeing have some big dips because the demand is so low and earnings are going to be shit. I don't think there is any rush to buy, I'm just going to watch it and buy when it's having really really shitty days.

[Anonymous No.20008771]

feels great holding american companies now, it is independence holiday week, its going to be all green all day all week

[Anonymous No.20008772]

the amount of free money i'm making from wkhs puts is absurd

[Anonymous No.20008777]

>>20008758
The pump ended. Sabby won

[Anonymous No.20008781]

The USPS contract will finalize 2 days before my birthday. On the release of a new game I want which features horses. Im holding my horse. I have a feeling they'll get the contract

[Anonymous No.20008782]

>>20008736
but I want more monkey. Horsies need to run more

[Anonymous No.20008786]

>>20008756
is this the "lunch time dip"

[Anonymous No.20008795]

>>20008759
>>20008756
>it's sliding again
oh no
stock market makes me a woman, i can't take it. too many feels.

[Anonymous No.20008799]

>>20008765
>betting against airlines when tickets are at super discount during the beginning of fucking summer where everyone is going to travel
bro.. didd you even check the airline tickers now

[Anonymous No.20008805]

>>20008799
>travel
where

[Anonymous No.20008812]

Why didn’t you buy The Stallion when it was at $3 when the DD was out there, Friend-O?

>you didn’t buy at $3
>you didn’t buy at $4
>you didn’t buy at $5
>you didn’t buy at $6
>you didn’t buy at $7
>you didn’t buy at $8
>you didn’t buy at $9
>you didn’t buy at $10
>you bought at $11
>you bought at $12
>you bought at $13
>you bought at $14

[Anonymous No.20008811]

LUV +9%
AAL +7%
BA +7%

[Anonymous No.20008813]

>>20008786
Speaking of, what did you guys have for lunch?
I had a korean beef bowl from a local farm to table place with a 6' tall raven black haired qt.

[Anonymous No.20008819]

>>20008765
It already had a pretty damn shitty week last week. If anything you can bank on pre-July 4th run up along with the 737 news bringing it near 200 then dipping back to 180 maybe.

>>20008772
Welcome aboard brother.

>>20008762
We're never going to see that because we're never going to get fucked by the horse..

[Anonymous No.20008820]

>>20008688
Second time trying to get info on CLDR.
Please supply some breadcrumbs.

[Anonymous No.20008824]

>>20008781
If they do get the contract, you could make a fortune. But if they don't get the contract, you'll get the reddest horse dildos shoved up your ass.

[Anonymous No.20008826]

>>20008758
we chilling till merg.

[Anonymous No.20008830]

>>20008799
Hope you're not going to yurop

[Anonymous No.20008833]

>>20008812
i was in KTOV

[Anonymous No.20008834]

>>20008795
It's understandable to have huge reservations about the health of the market when everything feels like a house of cards. That's why I liquidate my positions each day.

[Anonymous No.20008837]

Should I sell $10 WKHS puts to make ~2 grand?

[Anonymous No.20008840]

>>20008805
to the moon

[Anonymous No.20008845]

>>20008812
because i can't go back in time you bastard, that's why i bought at almost $14.

[Anonymous No.20008847]

>>20008812

[Anonymous No.20008851]

HORSECHADS RISE UP!

[Anonymous No.20008853]

HORSE PUMP YES

[Anonymous No.20008854]

>>20008811
>DFEN +10.78%

[Anonymous No.20008855]

Nevermind bros the horse is back

[Anonymous No.20008857]

oh nonononono hahahahahah nice black monday bearkeks

[Anonymous No.20008860]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.20008872]

>>20008854
hnnnnnnngggggg!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.20008877]

>>20008813
Maybe I'll make a cold cut sandwich, avocados are expensive though

[Anonymous No.20008878]

Buy psilocybin stocks

[Anonymous No.20008879]

>>20008811
>>20008854
Haha fucking rookies.

Wirecard is up +154.49%

[Anonymous No.20008881]

>>20008824
I only have 40 shares at 8.68 desu. Ill set a stop loss. Worse case I pay off that game. Shoulda bought more but I was iffy

[Anonymous No.20008887]

Grand galop chromatique in E-flat major, S.219 is a bravura piece by Franz Liszt, composed in 1838. This gallop was one of Liszt's favorite encores which he considered a "rouser." The galop chromatique was published as a piano solo and also in a version for piano duet (S.616). Among 20th century pianists, György Cziffra notably attained enormous audience success with this piece.

[Anonymous No.20008889]

HORSE HAS FINISHED NAPPING
ITS MOOOOOON TIME

[Anonymous No.20008891]

>>20008879
Always buy anything that goes bankrupt. It goes up as much as 500% in the coming weeks.

[Anonymous No.20008893]

Oh god im financially cooooming

[Anonymous No.20008897]

I'M NEVER GOING TO GET THAT LOVING WIFE AT THIS RATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ARE NXPI AND WEN GONNA DIP OR DO I JUST HAVE TO BUY NOW?? IS THIS THE TOP FOR TODAY???

[Anonymous No.20008898]

Can someone please explain to me what happens with the stock price after holding onto shares from a 2:1 stock split

[Anonymous No.20008901]

>>20008879
Based marcus

[Anonymous No.20008902]

Bring out the mare in heat, that'll get the ol stallion going

[Anonymous No.20008908]

ktov

[Anonymous No.20008909]

>>20008734
This. It’s consolidating hard af around $30.

[Anonymous No.20008910]

>>20008837
Yes, the contract bids end 7/14 and results aren't announced until way later.

[Anonymous No.20008911]

>Cruises
>Oil
>Dennys
>Airlines
>Casinos

Who /codac/ here?

Is this our once weekly 5% bounce before the -10% daily the rest of the week brehs?

[Anonymous No.20008922]

uhhh...KTOV?

[Anonymous No.20008931]

>>20008812
There are so many opportunities. It's not worth to seeth about one of them.

[Anonymous No.20008935]

>>20008908
wow

[Anonymous No.20008937]

Playing persona 4g on my off monitor, riding horses, and shitposting with you all has been the comfiest I've ever been in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.20008940]

>>20008734
But what if you don't want to CA up? I wish I could just write puts for SHLL ITM to essentially buy stock at a lower cost or collect the crazy volatility premiums.

[Anonymous No.20008942]

>>20008908
>he fell for the Israel pump and dump
>he didn't put his money on The Stallion, 100% American

[Anonymous No.20008945]

>>20008908
can't stop laughing at this shit
buy at $1
sell at $1.3
repeat forever and you're rich

[Anonymous No.20008948]

>>20008910
Oh shit I thought that was the date they were bring announced

[Anonymous No.20008954]

how do i make money via wkhs puts

[Anonymous No.20008962]

>>20008819
but imagine her lips gripping around the shaft, her body shaking in ecstasy, cream dripping just begging to have her womb filled with seed

[Anonymous No.20008964]

>>20008931
>a shrimp stock
lmao

[Anonymous No.20008969]

>>20008954
Sell puts

[Anonymous No.20008975]

>FB stock
its outperforming big tech like MSFT even with the ad boycott

[Anonymous No.20008982]

>>20008897
FUUUUUUUCK
THEY
KEEP
GOING
UP!!!

[Anonymous No.20008983]

>>20008897
this would be 10x better if she wasn't wearing underwear

[Anonymous No.20008990]

>>20008908
you dumb bitch rofl should've sold while you still could

[Anonymous No.20008991]

SOLO anon, you told me to do my research and I did. I am in at 500 shares. Please dont be misleading me!

[Anonymous No.20008993]

Now that's the kind of pump I like to come back and see

[Anonymous No.20008996]

>>20008754
how do i sell calls
can i even sell calls as europoor
dont see that option in my broker interface

[Anonymous No.20008998]

>>20008935
What the fuck was that? Heeb magik?

[Anonymous No.20009011]

>>20008759
Think you dun goofed there anon

[Anonymous No.20009014]

>WKHS volume
holy FUCKING shit

[Anonymous No.20009015]

>>20008983
imagine taking off her panties while she pours your tea tho

[Anonymous No.20009017]

>>20008990
I'm riding until $12. In at $.59

[Anonymous No.20009018]

>>20008996
Never do european-style options, ever.

[Anonymous No.20009022]

>>20008983
I dunno about that I stole it from my good fren the qipao poster... or whatever he posts these days

[Anonymous No.20009023]

LUV +10%
AAL +8%
SAVE +8%
BA +8%

[Anonymous No.20009025]

>>20008948
Also read this,
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-06-19/workhorse-s-nikola-like-investment-undervalued-hedge-fund-says

WKHS is largely undervalued because of NKLA's recent run-up but we see now there's some big holes in NKLA's fundamentals which naturally brings WKHS up as a viable competitor. Let's not forget there's other contracts to be had with DHL, Fedex, and Ryder. People sleep on Ryder but Ryder has huge contracts with Amazon. And if WKHS and Ryder get together, that's like getting WKHS and Amazon together.

>>20008962
.. Degenerate

[Anonymous No.20009033]

Do I buy bioc?

[Anonymous No.20009040]

>>20008996
>>20008996
I have no idea how yurop options work but this is how my merican broker would do it

[Anonymous No.20009041]

any thought on COTY

apparently they have deals with Jenner and Kardashian now

[Anonymous No.20009042]

>>20009017
>12$
thats never gonna happen do what im doing and sell it once u get to a high point again go into other things until the rumor of them getting bought out turns to be true then buy back in

[Anonymous No.20009044]

I went all in on $CLDR today. Banking on it getting bought out this week.

[Anonymous No.20009046]

>>20009023
watch them lose that and then some tomorrow based on nothing changing overnight

[Anonymous No.20009054]

>>20008975
Maybe shows you, how nothing matters.

[Anonymous No.20009056]

>>20008996
They might force you to buy the underlying equity to sell a call at your broker, Idk I would call them if I were you. This is a covered strategy since you capped the loss of the sold call by buying some calls, so it's not a lose all your money bet like brokers think you will be doing. You really need to call them, writing options is super important to making money in these markets for brokebois.

[Anonymous No.20009057]

>>20008964
It's just an example.
I don't know much about shrimps but supposedly it's incredibly hard to raise them in a tank but shmp seems to have done it. I'm not suggesting to buy. I don't know much about shmp or shrimps but it could have made you rich and there are a lot of those stocks. You "just" have to follow them and wait for the right time when all the press releases hit. Hard for a single person but relatively easy for a group. You can be rich if you want, it's doable.

[Anonymous No.20009058]

Boy those airlines are going up

[Anonymous No.20009059]

is KTOV going to sky rocket?
What was that brief dip? It's already back at 1.2

[Anonymous No.20009062]

>>20008812
>you didn't buy into an ATH by a literal who company that doesn't even have customers.

Just because it's up now, doesn't mean it will stay up or continue going up. you fucking penny stock retards are delusional.

[Anonymous No.20009068]

>>20009041
Gonna dump back to 4.2 or something, buy it then

[Anonymous No.20009079]

>>20009017
In at .87, sold 1.30, have limit order for 1.10. Here's hoping.

[Anonymous No.20009080]

C'mon horsie let's go

[Anonymous No.20009081]

>>20008996
Yuro options are a completely different system than Americas and there's literally no reason to ever buy or sell them. They're worthless.

[Anonymous No.20009083]

>>20008991
Buddy, we’re gonna be rich

[Anonymous No.20009086]

Nah. I ain’t buying SOLO.

[Anonymous No.20009093]

>>20009023
>DFEN +11.23%
Feels good man

[Anonymous No.20009096]

>>20009062
The news isn't even here to sell yet

[Anonymous No.20009099]

>>20009044
By who, need evidence

[Anonymous No.20009102]

>>20008743
idk

[Anonymous No.20009104]

>>20008799
I've been in quite a few airports lately, and let me tell you, they are fucking empty.

[Anonymous No.20009114]

Digits and the horse hits 25 before EOD

[Anonymous No.20009117]

sold my horsies at 4.50 feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.20009118]

WKHS SHORTS GETTING BIG STALLION COCK UP THEIR ASSES

[Anonymous No.20009119]

>>20009057
>You can be rich if you want, it's doable.
idk i only have $500 in the market, i know that's nothing. i could put 30k in there. but i'm down 10% since i started so i don't think it's a good idea.

i want to be rich, but i also don't want to be a broke nigger.

[Anonymous No.20009120]

>>20008898
If you really don't get stock splits, here's your cheat sheet.
Stock splits = good
Reverse splits = bad
We'll use your 2:1 and 1:2 ratios

After a split, your per share typically opens at half price, but that's fine because you have twice as many shares. Most everybody has their graphs updated to the split adjusted price within 48hrs. Stocks usually go up the week after a split.

Reverse splits, your per-share is now double, which may be initially impressive. But this is bad, you now have half as many shares, and stocks almost always fall after a reverse split. Actually I can't think of a single time a company recovered after a reverse split. Just remember that reverse splits should make you run away from that stock.

[Anonymous No.20009122]

>>20008799
Airlines are a gambling stock right now. AAL & co will do some random shit again and probably falling back down to previous lows.

[Anonymous No.20009132]

>>20009114
HORSIES ARE FUCKING CUTE! CUUUTE!

[Anonymous No.20009140]

>>20009104
The market looks ahead, not at the current state of things.


>>20009062
Urban One is still up +1000% and more from last month from literal fucking nothing. What's your point? WKHS actually has big news going for them and a very strong float.

[Anonymous No.20009145]

>>20009093
if i make money from NCLH im just gonna put it into DFEN and hold forever

[Anonymous No.20009146]

Costco chart looks week, I'm thinking about selling.

Yes?

Also just taking profits in MRK, KO, PEP, and JNJ.

[Anonymous No.20009149]

>>20008908
Unless you bought in at the peak you should still be up? I bought in at .65 and I'm still up over $800. I'm holding until they either confirm or deny a merger. A Merck merger would put the value well over $2 per share.

[Anonymous No.20009151]

>>20009117
Oof

[Anonymous No.20009158]

I like Angel Hair pasta.

[Anonymous No.20009160]

calling it now WKHS $16 EOD

[Anonymous No.20009166]

where is that fucking horse dip already fuck

[Anonymous No.20009167]

>CLSK
STOP FUCKING CRABBING

[Anonymous No.20009169]

Horse bros ride together

[Anonymous No.20009173]

>>20009140
Nigga coronachan isn't going away. She's going to be around with us and eventually the markets are going to recognize that. They haven't yet.

[Anonymous No.20009178]

>>20009166
Lunch hour had it all the way down to $13.30's you ignoramus. Everyone's back on the afternoon snoot of coke now.

[Anonymous No.20009182]

Another reminder WKHS 7/17 $10p are still $1.80. It would have to fall 56% from where we are for you to start losing money.

And may I remind you that even Urban One is still up +1000% even though we all know it's good for fucking nothing. WKHS actually has a business plan.

[Anonymous No.20009190]

>>20009140
>WKHS actually has big news

no, it really doesn't. you don't even know who, if anyone, will buy their garbage haul. what exactly does it do that the current vans being used by literally everyone doesn't do? It's electric so recharge/range is going to be an issue or the thing probably has a curb weight that would make it illegal to use on most roads.

[Anonymous No.20009194]

>>20009119
>$500
Yeah, that's quite a grind, but it's better than nothing. What do you own?

[Anonymous No.20009196]

>>20009169
I thought that hedge boy said $13 was their target, this shit really is FOMO pump

Go to the moon, I sold at $10

[Anonymous No.20009201]

Robinshit bby. How are airlines as a long hold?

[Anonymous No.20009210]

I AM FINANCIALLY STAGNATING

[Anonymous No.20009207]

>>20009173
You mean people will eventually wisen up to the fact that being scared of this flu is fucking retarded if you aren't a morbidly obese diabetic COPDer in their 70s once they get MSNBC's cock out of their mouths?

[Anonymous No.20009213]

>>20009166
nothing ever dips at 1pm its after lunch when everyone is feeling good

[Anonymous No.20009215]

bros the girl I’ve been dating for almost 2 months just posted a picture of us together on her insta it got 500+ likes. I’m gonna make it bro I met her family yesterday too I’m no longer gonna die alone

[Anonymous No.20009220]

>>20009182
>$10p
Why would I buy puts?

[Anonymous No.20009223]

>>20009140
The market looks at its dick for guidance

All airliners except(maybe) DAL and LUV will declare bankruptcy by this time next year

[Anonymous No.20009227]

I was lost and without hope. Thought I was gonna bleed all my money. Then the HORSE found me.
The HORSE is a kind god.
The HORSE is a generous god.
The HORSE provides for and protects its children.
PRAISE BE TO THE HORSE.

[Anonymous No.20009231]

>he didn't buy the SHLL dip
LOL not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.20009232]

>>20009215
nice bro next post your portfolio :-)

[Anonymous No.20009233]

"O horsechads, look thee out a kingdom equal to and worthy of thyself, for $15 is too little for thee."

[Anonymous No.20009235]

>>20009201
They are long long holds and for some reason nobody here can handle holding anything ever. Like the people who already sold the HORSE, so it's up to you.

[Anonymous No.20009236]

so glad i bought the amd diperino

[Anonymous No.20009244]

>>20009215
congrats bro! remember, it's a marathon with women.

[Anonymous No.20009245]

Here comes the horse cock pumping to 15 again. Come here horsie, stick it in our asses please

[Anonymous No.20009251]

>started trading in may with other stimulusbabbs
>was up $500 on my options with a $1k investment
>sat on it thinking it would go up
>ended up down $500
how do I quit being a retarded faggot and just take the guaranteed profit instead of waiting for potential profits

[Anonymous No.20009252]

>>20009207
where the fuck do you dipshits come from? literally no one with actual authority takes your analysis seriously, and likely for very good reason. Every single nation locked down, most non shithole countries have gone on to wear masks at a higher rate than americans, even Fl munis are closing beaches ahead of 4th of July celebration. you're fucking wrong dipshit.

[Anonymous No.20009254]

>>20009190
How would they get the go ahead to start using the vehicles on the road if they were illegal to use on the road? Surely you're not this retarded right?

[Anonymous No.20009257]

>>20009215
>instagram
Bruh

[Anonymous No.20009261]

>>20009194
a bunch of meme shit, i have a bad habit of buying the peaks.

TOPS
CJJD (big mistake)
SOXL
WKHS (at $13.8)
SOLO

pls no bully i know it's shit

[Anonymous No.20009262]

>>20009018
>>20009081
yea they sound like shit, i can buy synthetic american style options from banks but i never found anything like covered calls and i dunno how to sell covered calls
>>20009056
im not broke, id just like to know how to write options
>>20009040
i have to look up some identifying code for one specific option on a different website and can then buy it like every other exchange traded pseudopaper, just on a diffrent exchange
this looks very different and far more practical

[Anonymous No.20009264]

>>20009182
So when you sell a put, you can close that position anytime right? Or am I thinking of another strat?

[Anonymous No.20009265]

Can anyone explain to me how to use a schiff pitchfork

[Anonymous No.20009270]

>>20009245
god literally created them for horse cock

[Anonymous No.20009274]

>>20009167
It'll close high, spike AH, spike more PM, open higher, then dump and crab again and repeat

[Anonymous No.20009275]

>>20009201
They are multi-year holds, just like real estate, just like oil. They aren't going to recover any time soon.

[Anonymous No.20009279]

>>20009245
if WKHS reaches 50 dollars by next month i will learn to ride a horse dildo and anal train until i can take it

[Anonymous No.20009280]

>>20009264
yep

[Anonymous No.20009288]

>>20009215
>counting likes on kikestagram
ngmi

[Anonymous No.20009287]

>>20009252
>can't shill deaths anymore
>can't shill hospital capacity rates anymore because they're sitting empty
>stuck shilling meaningless "cases" statistic
>counts towards the statistic since you'll test positive for months after getting over it

[Anonymous No.20009290]

What's the next WKHS?

[Anonymous No.20009293]

>The horse has almost twice the daily volume of SPY
This is healthy right?
Also, looks like a reversal might be coming with the SPY soon.

[Anonymous No.20009294]

>>20009251
stop gambling. trade with a plan. anything outside of planned trading is literal gambling.

[Anonymous No.20009299]

>>20009215
we've been going on dates since Valentines Day but I officially asked her to be my girl almost 2 months ago

>>20009257
I don't have insta, she has one

[Anonymous No.20009300]

>>20009254
different municipalities and states usually have standards on max weight allowed. just because the frame is rated drivable doesn't mean it can actually drive on anything. It's more likely this piece of shit is cucked rangewise

[Anonymous No.20009302]

>>20009220
You sell them..

[Anonymous No.20009309]

>>20009261
lol at least you didnt buy ship at 0.30 and now its crabbing at .14. Whoops last time i fomo into a penny stock.

[Anonymous No.20009316]

>>20009280
That seems too good to be true.
So I could sell a put now. Get $180. Then I could close it tomorrow and just keep the $180? What happens to the person who bought my put? They seem to get nothing. It’s like a scam.

[Anonymous No.20009321]

>>20009254
It's been approved as a commercial vehicle by the FMVSS last week. Which is a federal standard. The fucking retard is completely unknowledgable about everything coming out of this mouth. It's almost impressive.

[Anonymous No.20009323]

>>20009287
>claiming victory over known lagging metrics and imperfect knowledge.

literally hasn't even been a year and you retards are already full "told you so, bro."

Fuck off back to /x/ or /pol/ where your bullshit will be echoed.

[Anonymous No.20009324]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.20009330]

I just bought the top bros...
Fuck my shit up, that line doesn’t look good.

[Anonymous No.20009329]

>>20009316
Well you probably wouldn't be capturing the whole value because the premium of the put wouldn't have dropped to zero. You have a net between what you sold it for, and the price you bought it back at

[Anonymous No.20009334]

>>20009324
don't you need a lot of money to make anything decent from divies??

[Anonymous No.20009345]

>>20009302
Isn't it better to just buy $20c for august or something

[Anonymous No.20009349]

>>20009099
>*by whom

And by IBM, retard.

[Anonymous No.20009350]

>>20009323
fear mongering and bullshit belong here: >>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.20009352]

>>20009264
You close it buy re-buying it. So if the price keeps going up, the put option loses value and you can buy it back for say, $80 instead of $180. You keep that $100 change.

[Anonymous No.20009360]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT WKHS IS YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.20009361]

>>20009201
I wouldn't buy individual airlines. Buy conglomerates and holding companies. I'm elbow deep in IAG and AIRF, bought at the end of March but it's been mostly crabbing since then so it's still a good buy.

[Anonymous No.20009363]

>>20009350
I'm not spreading fear, you're some retard spreading fake analysis as some kind of positive forecast.

[Anonymous No.20009366]

>>20009220
Sell them you fool

It's almost 20% returns on the cash to cover for it and all it has to do is not drop 50% in 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.20009367]

FB $219

[Anonymous No.20009369]

>>20009120
why does it even make a difference?
it should make no difference

[Anonymous No.20009373]

>>20009324
how

[Anonymous No.20009375]

CNHI

ATOM

For the fren with $100 life savings

[Anonymous No.20009376]

>>20009329
Oooh ok I think I get it now.
So I guess you’re gonna buy your put back before 7/14 when the USPS contract is announced ?

[Anonymous No.20009381]

>>20009334
I get 4 cents per disney stock yearly, I have 40 disney stocks

they are my friend :^)

[Anonymous No.20009383]

>>20009324
thoughts about PDI PCI and PTY? these look like boomer dividends, but are leveraged and give better yields than most dividend stocks

[Anonymous No.20009384]

>>20009316
That's not how it works. If you sold to open you need to buy to close, which means buying a put at the same strike price.

[Anonymous No.20009388]

>>20008759
DONT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! BELIEVE IN THE ANON THAT BELIEVES IN YOU! also take profits it might just dip a bit back to 13 ish but be sure to leave some int there incase it magically goes to 20

[Anonymous No.20009391]

I still think electric vehicles are a meme, but it seems like that's where all the money is going these days.

[Anonymous No.20009393]

>>20009373
Have 300-400k in stagnant boomerfolios. You need half a million in the best dividend companies before you could even live extremely cheaply somewhere in the midwest.

[Anonymous No.20009394]

>>20009334
yes, this is a time intensive investment strategy. however you don't need a whole lot of capital to make it work, just time + dividend growth does the major heavy lifting.

i'm not shilling a get rich quick scheme, i'm letting people know a way to safely grow their net worth and provide them with a future stream of passive income. I also advocate for investing in growth stocks even if they have no divvy, as diversification in investment strategies is also beneficial

[Anonymous No.20009397]

>>20009300
Sure, but local ordinances don't vary that much, and unless they have extremely shit infrastructure any road that could handle a semi is going to handle a heavy delivery truck. Other companies already make all electric delivery vehicles, the only difference is that this one is federally backed. You actually have no idea what you're talking about, you're just mad you didn't get in. You're dumb as shit and you have never worked in either industry. Actual armchair expert.

[Anonymous No.20009400]

>>20009324
>bank pays you $50 in dividends
haha not anymoooore

[Anonymous No.20009403]

>>20009391
Is it a meme that almost all of europe is committed to banning gas powered vehicles in the next 10 years?

[Anonymous No.20009408]

>>20009324
Once WKHS makes me a millionaire we'll see about buying dividends

[Anonymous No.20009410]

>>20009384
Like >>20009329
explained. Ok I get it now. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.20009412]

Are the Robinhooderinos going to pomp Wirecard again tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.20009414]

>>20009391
California wants electric cars on the road. WKHS is primarily delivery trucks for small business/mail men that will probably need them.

[Anonymous No.20009417]

>>20009397
>Other companies already make all electric delivery vehicles

notice how no one fucking uses them either. I still see 15/hr retards delivering shit in semis and vans for a reason. WKHS is a retard bet. at least tesla has memes and literal rich retards lined out the door to buy their shit.

[Anonymous No.20009418]

anyone going to try and short the tortoise from here, or too risky?

[Anonymous No.20009422]

>>20009366
Yep, this shit won't drop 50% in 3 weeks since the USPS bid ends on the 14th and results will not be finalized by the 17th.

If you guys still doubt the DD, read this.
https://www.theverge.com/2020/5/14/21259037/usps-coronavirus-pandemic-next-generation-mail-truck-program-delay

>The deadline for bids was supposed to be March 27th, but is now July 14th, according to the USPS. The program could award up to $6 billion in contracts to one or multiple bidders, and it’s expected to result in the manufacturing of nearly 200,000 new mail trucks.

You know how speculation runs the market? Because the news won't finalize until well after July 17th, WKHS will stay high for the foreseeable future. Sure it'll crab, but it won't drop to $10.

[Anonymous No.20009423]

>>20009388
nah i'm not gonna take $8 profits either this thing moons or i quit stocks and go pay for a threesome

btw this is what my robinhood looks like. i don't phonepost.

[Anonymous No.20009426]

>>20009391
The market is betting on the future being run by gay baseddrinking niggers.

There is a big surprise in store for them.

[Anonymous No.20009437]

>>20009418
Do it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.20009439]

>>20009412
dont be retarded anon
dont buy into a company that offically declared bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.20009447]

>>20009403
There's serious rumblings about banning the sale of diesel vehicles. I don't know about petrol.

[Anonymous No.20009451]

GIDDYUP

[Anonymous No.20009459]

>>20009412
desu i dont know why bankrupt companies dont get delisted instantly

[Anonymous No.20009468]

Is it too late to get in on WKHS?

[Anonymous No.20009472]

>>20009363
im not spreading anything. anyone who steps away from their TV for a minute can realize that coronachan is far less deadly than originally thought, most hospitals never reached half expected capacity and there's thousands of ventilators still unused. despite cases going way up, deaths are still falling..which means that its far less deadly than even the revised numbers indicate and certainly not worth shutting down entire economies.

thats what the facts are showing. if you think people should be forced to sit in their home because there's a chance they may get it, that is fear mongering. you should probably ask people to never drive because of the risk of automobile accidents.

let people live their life.

[Anonymous No.20009474]

>>20009439
But anon that bankrupt company made me €1200 today thanks to the little green men

[Anonymous No.20009475]

>Liquidated my TDA account's $LUV position to try and squeeze in more puts for WKHS
>It breaks $15 and nobody wants to buy for $1.95-$2.00 right now
Damn it.. well at least we know the sold puts will expire worthless and I'll keep the premiums. :)

[Anonymous No.20009478]

>>20009468
You could just buy some cheap OTM calls and hope for the best

[Anonymous No.20009483]

>>20009468
NKLA went to $70 purely on some photoshopped pictures of ford vehicles

[Anonymous No.20009485]

>>20009459
Well if it's chapter 11 then the equity still exists, it's just going to be spun off and diluted to all hell by the time restructuring is over.

[Anonymous No.20009487]

HOW? HOW IS IT STILL PUMPING?

[Anonymous No.20009488]

>>20009468
yeah just wait for the next $12 dip

[Anonymous No.20009490]

>>20009412
Robinhooder here, wirecard isnt available to trade on robinhood

[Anonymous No.20009492]

>>20009417
Amazon does. They literally have 100,000 of them doing deliveries right this second. Just because you don't see them driving around your shit hole doesn't mean they doesn't exist. I live in my state's capital city where there is a warehouse. They only use electric vehicles here you absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.20009495]

YES WKHS PLS GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.20009497]

>>20009422

I seriously hope a USPS bid is what horsie tards are betting on. USPS has delayed purchasing new mailtrucks for almost a whole decade.

>>20009472
>coronachan is far less deadly than originally thought
This is your speculation, only a few months in with limited data.

[Anonymous No.20009500]

>>20009478
>cheap OTM calls
You know buying calls for WKHS today is a huge gamble like, they're already up 300%.. better to just sell puts.

[Anonymous No.20009502]

>ba 185
extremely bullish

[Nurse !qNeKKU4Z4M No.20009505]

>>20009483
also merged with an SPAC

[Anonymous No.20009506]

AGAIN?
THAT'S IT?

[Anonymous No.20009509]

>>20009400
your bank is at risk of a dividend cut (forced, not voluntary) you have a bad bank.

neither JPM nor BAC are at risk at this time. WFC is but I've avoided that bank for years because I've always felt it is run like shit compared to based Jamie Dimon at JPM

[Anonymous No.20009517]

bad horse, go back over $15

[Anonymous No.20009529]

>>20009517
DO NOT CHASTISE THE HORSE

[Anonymous No.20009534]

any new plays? i can't stop looking at the horse to decide if i want to even play anything else.

[Anonymous No.20009538]

>>20009459
stockholders have to carry their bag in shame until the legal team finishes paying off everyone that isn't them

bankruptcy lawyers that can sell bankrupt stocks to robinhoodies are the future. KTOV, HTZ, Wirecard, chesepeake. All are massive value for bondholders

[Anonymous No.20009540]

>this shill actually has no idea what he's talking about and thinks random towns can prohibit specific vehicles approved by the feds from driving in them
What kind of amateur hour is this

[Anonymous No.20009546]

>>20009497
>This is your speculation, only a few months in with limited data.
https://reason.com/2020/06/28/cdc-antibody-studies-confirm-huge-gap-between-covid-19-infections-and-known-cases/

[Anonymous No.20009547]

if you do not understand the value of pubes on a female then you won't make it.

[Anonymous No.20009551]

>>20009474
fucking clown market
i would still rather buy one of those super risky speculative pennystocks, at least those are not factually worthless fo shure and they are also volatile af
>>20009485
does wirecard have relevant equity?
i thought they just push money around

[Anonymous No.20009554]

>>20009492
>They only use electric vehicles here you absolute retard.

bullshit. Either way. I'll wait and see on those 100k electric delivery vans. so far those amazon dipshits use uhaul rented ones.

[Anonymous No.20009557]

>>20009534
really hoping horse goes back down to high 12 to buy back in

[Anonymous No.20009559]

is TTNP finally goin up

[Anonymous No.20009565]

>>20009502
I mean they're testing the 737 MAX again which has been grounded since 2019. This is the time to be bullish for BA.

>>20009492
Bingo!

>>20009497
Doesn't matter if they're correct or wrong with the USPS contract. This causes volatility, and that's why people should be trading options on WKHS instead of the actual stock. Just my 2 cents though..

[Anonymous No.20009569]

Laugh at me. I'm a poorfag who only has 50 shares of the horse while a good chunk of my portfolio is still RTX.

[Anonymous No.20009570]

OH HE'S PUMPING

[Anonymous No.20009571]

I hope at least one person here took my advice last week and checked this out...holy smokes

[Anonymous No.20009574]

That's it faggots. Based Horse never going under $15 again

[Anonymous No.20009584]

>>20009546
anyone who understands V(D)J recombination knows antibody tests are dubious measures. just shut up retard.

[Anonymous No.20009586]

BUY CCH

THEY ARE THE NEXT WHKS

[Anonymous No.20009588]

>>20009497
only a few months in, muh 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.20009594]

christ, look at that horse run. i can't get over watching it run like this day after day.

[Anonymous No.20009596]

>CHK dumpsterfire
Time to scoop up some cheapies for a few pennies

[Anonymous No.20009597]

Pretty heavy into horse already and don't want to buy higher than I have to, where's the next hot tip to park $10K?

[Anonymous No.20009598]

Anybody else buy the Big Lots dip this morning?

[Anonymous No.20009601]

>>20009502
Up 10 fucking percent. Absolutely no reason for this shit

[Anonymous No.20009604]

>>20009571
NRGU is better than your shitty NRG, go away.

[Anonymous No.20009608]

OFF TO THE RACES

[Anonymous No.20009612]

Glad I met you gents, glad I met you.

[Anonymous No.20009617]

>>20009547
>gf has nice trimmed pubes
>tell her to shave them just to see how she'd look
>she does
>immediately I wish her pubes were back
This is how we learn

[Anonymous No.20009625]

What the fuck is AMDs problem?

It's behaving like a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.20009626]

>MRNA going up
>AMD slowly recovering

[Anonymous No.20009630]

If horse goes over a milestone i'll go stay over it eventually

[Anonymous No.20009636]

>>20009261
Tops is similar to drys therefore it's shit, but I don't know anything about those. Try to get into $CRIS if you can. Price target is 2.

[Anonymous No.20009639]

>>20009601
>No reason
>He doesn't read the news
How does it feel to be an absolutely retarded investor/trader

[Anonymous No.20009644]

>>20009574
u were saying?

[Anonymous No.20009651]

>bought WKHS at 7.60 last week but didn't hold
Oh well. FOMO'd it today at 12.88

[Anonymous No.20009657]

>>20009571
Nope

But I bought it the first time you mentioned it like a year ago, and ended up taking the loss. Similar with goviex or whatever it was called.

[Anonymous No.20009660]

>>20009597
Heavy into the horse and scared? Have $10k? Why not just sell cash covered puts on the horse?

[Anonymous No.20009672]

>>20009506
nice art, what doujin i wonder

[Anonymous No.20009673]

>>20009509
Like you I'm feeling good with JPM and BAC. Also avoiding WFC for the plague it is.
If you also see recovery in financials, check out some of the Canadian banks that are paying out in July. Leaf banks have an even higher yield and a lower risk profile than many of our domestic majors.

[Anonymous No.20009677]

>>20009617
had a gf who trimmed her pubes into an arrow
it was good because if I ever got lost down there it was like
"here is the vagina"

[Anonymous No.20009680]

>>20009630
>If horse goes over a milestone i'll go stay over it eventually
Wat

[Anonymous No.20009681]

C'mon horsie, follow me across $15 and then $16 and you can have all of these you want

[Anonymous No.20009688]

>>20009639
They are testing airplanes. Doesn't mean they should be up 10%.

[Anonymous No.20009698]

>>20009660
>horsechads
>scared

[Anonymous No.20009699]

>>20009657
Sorry to hear that, fren. The key to this stock has always been patience, I've been buying and holding since 2017

[Anonymous No.20009702]

>>20009551
They have capitol assets, likely have some cashflow. I would agree that buying equity of a company that is likely to have many of their assets seized is retarded, but there is a place in the market for trading equity that might be undervalued compared to what you think post restructuring assets will be.

[Anonymous No.20009715]

>>20009681
based

[Anonymous No.20009716]

How many shares are generally too much? For example, if you're buying like 3,000 shares of something for a 1 $ , there is no guarantee that even if it went to 1.10 $ that you'd be able to sell all of those shares off, correct?

[Anonymous No.20009725]

>>20009554
>bullshit
You've already proven you're an armchair expert why the fuck would I give a shit if you think something is fake? The idiot who lives in cousinfuckville USA? Fact of matter is I'm up over $2k on WKHS so regardless of your speculation I'm still up $2k. Enjoy being a broke dick loser. You, your children and your children's children will grow up and die in whatever shit hole you're from. Regression to the mean is an actual thing and unfortunately for you and your descendants, you're average as fuck.

[Anonymous No.20009741]

VXRT just gt mentioned in zacks i think im gonna buy this instead of SHLL

[Anonymous No.20009742]

>>20009716
dude don't ask questions just let things happen

[Anonymous No.20009754]

>>20009741
Inverse zack in all cases.
Don't listen to this faggot

[Anonymous No.20009769]

>>20009245
>>20009270
built for BHC

[Anonymous No.20009782]

>>20009716
Usually no more than 2% of your portfolio if you're incredibly conservative. If you're less conservative, then set your stop so that the most you can reasonably lose is 2% of your portfolio's value.

[Anonymous No.20009786]

What's your favorite hydrogen stonk?

[Anonymous No.20009790]

TRUE CUNNYCHADS BUY CCH

[Anonymous No.20009794]

>>20009786
shll i guess

[Anonymous No.20009806]

>>20009688
Testing airplanes for a model that's been grounded for 400+ days. This isn't just any test, this is a very bullish (and rightly justified) test.

[Anonymous No.20009807]

>>20009681
kek

[Anonymous No.20009810]

WHERE DID ALL THE HORSE BROS GO WE WERE JUST AT 15.30

[Anonymous No.20009814]

>>20009790

[Anonymous No.20009815]

Anyone in on Lca

[Anonymous No.20009820]

>>20009790
No thanks, I never see people eating utz

[Anonymous No.20009823]

Just came into an unexpected 1k lads, what options should I buy?

[Anonymous No.20009824]

>>20009790
It's down today and most of last week. What are you going off of that it'll pump?

[Anonymous No.20009825]

Guys have you seen how many compaines earnigs are gonna go out tomorrow? It will be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.20009826]

THERE ARE NO MORE CHADS

ONLY WORKHORSES

[Anonymous No.20009831]

>>20009810
I saw 15.35 then the dip

[Anonymous No.20009830]

>>20008736
>It’s up 40% today retard stop bitching
God fucking damnit I hate when SMG is actually correct the 1 in a million times

[Anonymous No.20009833]

>>20009782
Horse is 11% of my portfolio with no stops

[Anonymous No.20009834]

>>20009786
Imagine being a girl and seeing that while you blow his cocktail sausage.

[Anonymous No.20009837]

>>20009716
If it's a S&P 500 or Russell 2000 stock you will easily fill your order. The amount of shares doesn't matter. But that it's only $3300 notional value matters. Which is by and large peanuts for brokers.

[Anonymous No.20009839]

>>20009786
Is this what the average /biz/ness user looks like?

[Anonymous No.20009842]

>>20009831
yea me to

[Anonymous No.20009845]

>>20009790
I'm eating some utz peanut butter pretzels right now. I'll help your investment anon.

[Anonymous No.20009847]

>>20009840
>>20009840
>>20009840
>>20009840
new thread

[Anonymous No.20009860]

>>20008688
My 13.50 stop triggered earlier shattering my horse dreams. At what point would you consider buying back in lads? Its bouncing off 15 like a beach ball at a nickelback concert

[Anonymous No.20009874]

>>20009786
i have some plug

[Anonymous No.20009881]

>>20009782
Okay boomer.

[Anonymous No.20009887]

>>20009860
>13.50 stop triggered
Man you're stupid

[Anonymous No.20009910]

>>20009823
You should sell covered options to retards and learn options strategies Naked options will obliterate you

[Anonymous No.20009918]

>>20009475
I decided to be a degenerate gambler and sold a $15 put. Worse case scenario, I basically buy the horse for $9.7.

[Anonymous No.20009984]

>>20009874
Bought a couple hundred for my mother's portfolio two days before they mooned again. She's now 30% in the green with them already.

[Anonymous No.20009994]

>>20009918
I was just thinking about doing that. I believe in the horse but it's due for a correction soon

[Anonymous No.20010005]

>>20009151
>horse approaching with folded ears
>gives hand
lmao

[Anonymous No.20010012]

>>20009881
Sure, when you win, you win. But when you lose, you lose hard. Going all in on one stock is gambling. Having a balanced portfolio of 10% gains every week is investing.

[Anonymous No.20010015]

>>20009984
Oh shit they went up 17% today again. So it will be around 40/50% now

[Anonymous No.20010053]

>>20009672
Obv some PC fag NTR

[Anonymous No.20010071]

>>20009984
>he buys stock for his mom
you're a good man. i killed my mom.

[Anonymous No.20010109]

>>20009584
You can't maintain diversified antigens without stimulation promoting naive -> memory. Ab tests are relatively robust because they rely on a threshold on the fraction of reacting cells. The problem is if the sequence fragment used for probing is wrongly chosen (which is pretty much the same problem as pcr-based methods) except here you can use the entire organism itself if you so want (usually isolated fragments though).

[Anonymous No.20010111]

>>20009994
I agree, but I'm betting on the correction happening sometime this week, with a slow recovery back around $15.

[Anonymous No.20010113]

>>20010071

[Anonymous No.20010147]

>>20010071
Well, I didn't buy them for her. I finally brought her to invest her money and put together a portfolio to buy.

[Anonymous No.20010178]

>>20009114
It is willed

[Anonymous No.20010196]

When do I sell my BA? I'm up 30%

[Anonymous No.20010283]

>>20010012
>balanced portfolio of 10% gains every week is investing.
>10% gains every week

yo retard if you had 10% gains each week, youd literally own the entire planet in a few years.

[Anonymous No.20010391]

>>20009887
Making $4000 in less than two weeks sure is dumb, hedging against a correction what a moron. Tell you what we can put my portfolio against yours this year and see who has more realized gains

[Anonymous No.20010401]

>>20009786
You gon get fucked fat boi
BRING THAT ASS HERE

[Anonymous No.20010592]

>>20009114
>horse hits 25 before EOD
That is such a ridiculous claim. Not even a lofty claim, just straight impossible.

That's not a fucking moon mission that's an intergalactic travel mission. If it hits 25 I'd have to report you for insider trading because that's the only explanation.

[Anonymous No.20010790]

>>20009190
>what exactly does it do that the current vans being used by literally everyone doesn't do?
Have large contracts with multiple organizations. Have 4 patents and 2 pending patents

[Anonymous No.20010956]

fomod on wkhs at 15....

fuck yeah!

[Anonymous No.20011073]

should I hold clsk over night?