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20263866 No.20263866 [Reply] [Original]

Not sure if this belongs here.
I haven't had a job in a few years, but I've been in school. I am thinking of just adding a job or two to my resume to fill the gaps. Is there anyway they could verify this? Even if I just put like a grocery store?
What if I add fake community service?

>> No.20263952

Buy chainlink you stupid faggot

>> No.20263963

>>20263952

lul, need someone to unload your worthless digits to?

>> No.20263967 [DELETED] 

>>20263866
bro, they run background checks

your best option is to fill out your resume honestly

what i do to make things look better is to use the most technical and professional title for any particular job, and emphasize how you used your skills/honed your skills at each job

t. went from janitor to fortune 500 finance bro

>> No.20263985

>>20263963
Everyone who hold link is in the green you absolute faggot

>> No.20264018

>>20263985

good luck cashing out

>> No.20264028
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>>20263967
How the hell does a background check know where I was employed? Do they have the dates too? I have been pushing these dates all over the damn place. Can't I just say I worked at some recently closed corner store under the table?

The only reason I want to do this is because I have PTSD and I kinda did some stupid shit like going back to school for a useless degree so I didn't kill myself. I am now healthy and functioning but I cannot get hired.

On a side note I buy shit from china and resell it online. I am unsure if I should add this since its sort of unethical. I buy/sell graffiti stickers which are borderline impossible to remove. I am unsure how employers will feel about this but I've done over 30k in sales

>> No.20264036

>>20263866
Are there like HUGE gaps?
1 year gap is okay, I recently justified it by "I was searching for jobs, but only in my area, that was really naive" and they slopped that shit up.

You can lie about one job, as long as you have references from another one.

>> No.20264043

>>20264036
Im talking 3.5-4 years man. I was pretty much an empty body filled up with SSRI's roaming around

>> No.20264060

>>20264036
Attended UNI TWICE. Two different bachelors degrees. Very stupid but I was pretty much fucked in the head borderline dead. If I didn't make the choices I did I more than likely was going to off myself. Not sure what to do now though. Im thinking of just lying and saying I worked at this ghetto ass grocery store that was near my old house. The employees there seem to leave every other week.

>> No.20264068

>>20264043
Well shit that is hard.
You could go full sociopath mode and say you were taking care of a sick grandparent, aunt, uncle or something with dementia or ALS for 2 years.
You'll seem like a saint.

>> No.20264416

I see this issue posted all the time here. In Australia we just make up job history and get friends to act as "professional references"

This should work unless you are in some super specialised field.

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>>20263866
Buy LINK so you don't have to work

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