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20275390 No.20275390 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw no qt gf to come home to after a hard day of wagecucking

seriously.. ive put in my life savings in crypto in hopes of making it. My dream is to afford a house in a big city and then try to live happy.

What are your goals once you've made it?

>> No.20275425

I just wanna fucking build gunpla all day

>> No.20275452
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>>20275390
What is it like being with an autistic woman?

>> No.20275457
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>>20275390
imagine setting your standards this low. i’d rather fuck zaid than that attention-deprived aspie thot you fucking beta simp

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>>20275390
to buy all the gex 3 deep cover gecko copies money can buy

>> No.20275502

>>20275457
Cringe. She cute, but its probably just some pseudo Napleon Dynamite cosplay.

>> No.20275746

>>20275390
I didn't need to know girls like this existed. It's not fair.

>> No.20275773

>>20275390
Tfw no autistic corncob gf

>> No.20275853

get more serious into weightlifting
pick up a few hobbies. one thats craft oriented and one musical instrument at least and probably some less constructive.
maintain some small part time job that keeps me social.


making it for me is 1m in crypto btw and I've been waiting so long for the golden bullrun

>> No.20275865

>>20275457
jesus christ is that a chernobyl survivor or something

>> No.20275899

>>20275390
Who dis? Name please?

>> No.20275911
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20275911

>>20275457
>imagine setting your standards this low. i’d rather fuck zaid than that attention-deprived aspie thot you fucking beta simp

>> No.20275917

>>20275452
>>20275502
>>20275746
>>20275899

if you think she's attractive you are literally a pedophile.

>> No.20275921

>>20275899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Hapmm9YiY

>> No.20276018

>>20275917
Roastie toastie

>> No.20276190

>>20275921
I dont get it. is this really what true autism looks like? just seems a little quirky

>> No.20276441

>>20275457
No attention deprived aspie thot gf, why live?

>> No.20276498

Seriously Every time.
>Imagine to myself that I want a GF
>Want someone laying next to me at night.
>Don't want to eat alone.

Finally get a GF
>Irritated this space heater is making me sweat under the covers while running up my AC bill.
>All my toilet paper gone in 12 hours.
>Hugh high food bill because all she wants to do is eat

>Crave being single again so I can have my own time back to jerk off and play games

>> No.20276566

>>20275917
If you don't think she's attractive you are literally an American

>> No.20276938

>>20276498
having a gf is for cucks. i just miss going to music festivals and banging other dude's gfs

>> No.20277367

>>20275390
Yeah thats all I really want too. We'll get there its just putting in much more effort than normies now rather than later

>> No.20277450

>>20275911
I basically look like pic related with a more mild chin recession. AMA

>> No.20277536

>>20276190
in case you were not aware, the majority of psychiatric diagnoses are jewish memes that are used by people in positions of authority to control the thoughts and behavior of others

>> No.20277611

>>20276938
You deserve to be publicly beaten to death by a pack of feral niggers

>> No.20277654
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>>20276498
>All my toilet paper gone in 12 hours.
So much this. WTF do they do in there? I use one roll every 10 days or so. Girl uses one every day.

>> No.20277655

>>20275390
My dream is too live in Cambodia. I want to open a small cafe/bar, marry a cute local girl and raise a beautiful family.

>> No.20277683

>>20275390
>Mfw qt gf and house and I don't even wage cuck

Ah yes, I hold SUTER. Why do you ask?

>> No.20277717

>>20277536
based

>> No.20277724
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20277724

Gents, you literally have no fucking excuse. Go out, live and be strong.

It's a miracle he can speak at all, yet he's articulating better than most of us, without the use of his jaw or lips. And yet many of us just sloth our lives away till we die.

Go and make something of yourself.

https://youtu.be/ST9vj2PAScY

>> No.20277864

>>20275425
Very nice anon. I hope you make it.

>> No.20277901

>>20277724
You're forgetting to factor in the part where people give a shit about him and actually support the guy both inspite of; and due to his problems. A lot of people live solitary, dull, sterile lives without ever developing those support systems that allow them to grow in life; some being unlucky enough to either be born into isolation, or with "supports" that wind up undermining their development since before their birth.

>> No.20277964

>>20277654
Youre probably a pencil neck sóy boy. A fully grown adult male should be using at least 1 roll per day. If you aren't you need to up your food intake and start taking bigger shits

>> No.20278047

>>20275899
it's a biz jannie

>> No.20278237

>>20277536
Based

>> No.20278548

>>20277901
DELET

>> No.20278554

>>20275921
Super fucking cringe. Are they gonna fuck or no?

>> No.20278853
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>>20277964
Jokes on you pal, I'm fat as fuck and have to flush 2 or 3 times to not clog the toilet. Pic related.

>> No.20279063

>>20277536
based

>> No.20279103

>>20275917

she looks young. i don't talk to girls unless they are clearly adults. even if a girl is 18 or 19, i won't talk to them if they don't look like an adult. i'm 38 and can't be seen around town with a girl who looks like that.

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>>20277654
Is it weird that a six pack of TP will last me literally 3 months?

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>>20279276
No man, that's normal. When all this covid shit started I had 9 rolls of toilet paper. Since I usually buy the jumbo Costco pack that lasts me more than a year, I thought, "whoa I need some more toilet paper". The stores were sold out, but turns out I didn't even need any. I started paying attention and that shit lasts forever. Then my FWB spends a week at my house during lockdown, and the shit disappeared like it was going out of style. Fuckin roasties, man.

>> No.20279324

>>20277654
>WTF do they do in there? I use one roll every 10 days or so. Girl uses one every day.

we lay toilet paper on the seat and in the water. it keeps everything clean and reduces the gross sound of peeing.

>> No.20279334

>>20275390
That dream is dead and every woman you'll meet only wants what you have. You become a resource to them, they'll say what you want to hear and when you're not home, find another dick to ride. And then, if you cease to be useful, they'll find someone else to leech off of.

Probably just gonna buy property and fuck off.

>> No.20279351

>>20278853
wow how glorious. fuck off fatty

>> No.20279378

>>20279276
no. people completely overuse TP. you don't need 20 squares per wipe

>> No.20279409

>>20275390
You wont be happy in a big city. If anything move there just to find a girl then get the fuck out

>> No.20279438

>>20277536
based

>> No.20279444
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>>20279378
Are you seriously telling people how much tp to use on an anime imageboard at 10pm on a Saturday night?

>> No.20279467

>>20279324
It's a home toilet. I get that in a public bathroom, but at home? And the peeing sounds, come on. I could understand not wanting fart and shit sounds to be echoing throughout the house, but piss sounds are to be expected.

>> No.20279490

>>20279334
Yes, this.

>> No.20279528

>>20275390
Pay off the debts of family and friends.
Watch an F1 race in person, preferably before Kimi retires.
Then die alone in enlightenment with a book of all my schizo ramblings.

>> No.20279529

>>20277901
Yeah. Born into a troubled and abusive family.
Then into an abusive society.
Now I'm just alone. Getting older.

>> No.20279626

>>20275390
You shouldn't be living with your girlfriend for very long before marrying her.

>> No.20279671

>>20275390
i just want work to be an option not a necessity

>> No.20279687

>>20279324
Cute

>> No.20279725

>>20279103
I'm 31 and I don't date over 19

>> No.20279758

>>20279725
A model anon, bless you.

>> No.20279843

>>20277654
I dated a chick who was into diapers. Saved my TP supply

>> No.20279896

>>20279324
>and reduces the gross sound of peeing.
Holy fucking christ is this for real? My dumbass mom and sister always leave tp in the toilet, I always wondered why the fuck they did that. Wtf is wrong with women

>> No.20279967

>>20279444
Yes he is faggot and so will I.
1) take 2 (two) sheets laid on top of each other, dampen with water
2) take a third sheet and lay it on top of those two dampened sheets
3) take shit (you're subhuman if this part takes more than 1 minute on average btw)
4) wipe bungus with moist tp
5) use 1 (one) more dry sheet to wipe bungus hole again to make sure

Four sheets and you're even cleaner than basically anyone who uses 10-20 (or whatever goofy number the average person uses) because it was also moist. You're welcome.

>> No.20280011

>>20279529
Never give up fren. You're stronger than you think

>> No.20280110

>>20279967
Protip: Dietary fiber helps keep you regular and achieve no wipe/one wipe shits, thus keeping down your use of TP.

>> No.20280181

>>20280110
You sure? I thought fiber makes your poop squishier and thus more messy. Whenever I have trouble pooping (very rare fortunately) it's a no-wiper, otherwise it takes 1 or 2 wipes as I said. But I do know if you eat terribly it'll also make your shits gnarly so they take lots of wiping

>> No.20280186

>>20279324
You know it's possible to clean toilets on a daily basis right?

>> No.20280527

>>20277654
man that guy is /fit/

>> No.20280713

>>20275457
Reminder that Zaid has a girlfriend while there are incels here who have never felt the touch of a woman in their pathetic lives.

>> No.20281599

>>20279103
because you're concerned about the legality
not because you're brainwashed with slave morality and can't admit to yourself when you think a girl is pretty, like the faggot you replied to?

>> No.20281676

>>20275390
>>20275921
okay this is actually really heckin adorable and makes me very fucking sad

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>>20277654

>So much this.

>> No.20281785

>>20275917
cringe

>> No.20281794

>>20277683
kys

>> No.20281804

>>20275390
>big city
you'll never be happy

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>>20277654
>>20279276
>>20279378
imagine the smell

>> No.20282409

>>20279324
I find it funny even if a 2m tall lad pees whilst standing up, it's nowhere as loud as a woman opening the ports.