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20283379 No.20283379 [Reply] [Original]

How can I convince my braphound gf to let me lick her shitter? What does it taste like to lick a big sweaty shitpipe? How deep should my tongue to inside?

>> No.20283591

>>20283379
Just fucking do it. If she wanted two pussies in a relationship she would be with a chick. Man the fuck up. One night when youre smashing doggie just pull out, put your arms under her legs and then hands over her ass, and pull that brapper ass right into your face. Lick where ever you want and stick your tongue as deep as you want where ever you want for however long you want. Its really not that difficult.

>> No.20283661

>>20283591
Based

>> No.20283680

this is officially my favorite board

>> No.20283683

>>20283379
Tastes salty. Done it a couple of times and never again. Fucking her in the ass is ok, but eating her ass is not.

>> No.20283740

This is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope you realize that women aren't objects for you to ogle and objectify. They're people and deserve love and respect. You don't deserve a woman like this. Go back to your pathetic porno freak. Obviously that's where you learned this twisted perverted behavior.

>> No.20283745

>>20283379
Its fucking amazing. It kinda tastes ripe, the only word i can describe it with. Its adamantium, diamond tier hardness for ur dick, so fucking after rimming a big ass feels like accomplishment and fulfillment.

But yeah, the first time is the hardest. I just straight up told my braphog that i liked it at the start of our relationship. Now, she ALWAYS gets on top of me in 69 when shes sucking me off, telling me to sniff and lick her ass.

Shouldnt be to hard to get anon, man up. If not, you can always say the whole "hey, ive been thinking about something.. im kinda curious about.." etc..

Or you know, like the anon above said. Just do it. Nike.

>> No.20283756

>>20283683
Fucking weak. Must have had some nasty ass hoe. Love motorboating some good ass. Its actually more disrespectful to not bury your face in some good ass.

>> No.20283761

>>20283379

This is a great biz discussion about biz by biz around biz after and before biz thank biz.

>> No.20283777

>>20283756
Done it 3 times actually. Not my thing. Even anal is overrated.

>> No.20283813

>>20283777
fuck a trap, you'll never go back

>> No.20283823

>>20283379
don't eat it just seed it

>> No.20283832

>>20283777
Anal is overrated for sure. Done it once and after the feeling of excitement passed I just realized it doesnt feel as good as pussy. Also getting shit on my dick did not help

>> No.20283841

>>20283813
99.99% of traps IRL are unfuckable.

>> No.20283857

>>20283777
Oh and btw, I cannot Imagine myself lickeing ass. I bet it smells and tastes awful. I remember a while back some anon posted on /biz/ how he got tricked by 4chits to lick ass and smell the brapper, and he did. What followed next was intermittent puking. So no, you guys will not convince me to lick ass

>> No.20283864
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20283864

>>20283379
tell her youll do it after the shower if itll give her more confidence. Plus she will fucking love it. It's ok to deep dive once or twice but don't go down there often

>> No.20283874

>>20283864
stay on the surface mostly, is what i meant

>> No.20283877

>>20283857
Your fuck buddy or girlfriend will be well prepared for it, and even with all preparation, it's bad. The anon's girl probably doesn't give a fuck about him.

>> No.20283882

>>20283777
I will respect the fuck out of your trips, because honestly youre right, anal isnt my thing either. Why stick your dick in a semi-ok hole when there is a 100% better hole MEANT for taking dick. Doesnt negate the fun of motorboating some good ass though. And three whole times? Those are rookie numbers my trips getting friend. Gotta pump them up.
>>20283761
Ive already read all the link threads, thought id help some maybe poor bastard too afraid to eat his own gfs ass. Actually makes me sad for him. Especially if she actally exists AND is a brapper

>> No.20283923

>>20283841
m8, if you fuck traps you re gay. Now if you told me you only fuck 9/10 shemales who kinda pass, then I would be okay with your statement. But traps? are you mad lad?

>> No.20283942

i kinda wanna have anal with my gf lol

>> No.20283971

>>20283882
And three whole times? Those are rookie numbers my trips getting friend. Gotta pump them up.
Nah. 3 girls were enough to make me decide not to put my face in a shitbox again.
>>20283923
I don't plan on fucking either, unless I'm on alcohol, cocaine, a hard dose of xanax and some good afghan hash, cause I doubt I'd know what I'm doing, and my dick gets rock hard for hours straight.

>> No.20283977

>>20283942
is it worth to put a condom on b4 fucking her in the ass guys?

>> No.20283986

>>20283977
No do it raw with a lot of lube if she's been tested recently.

>> No.20283987

>>20283977
Nah mate, just go in raw for the full experience

>> No.20283993

>>20283986
>>20283987
we are smashing with condom i kinda dont wanna get shit on my dick tho

>> No.20284019

>>20283993
You get to bust in there without any repercussions tho

>> No.20284033

>>20283993
If you're going down that route and being worried about brown stains on your dick then you shouldn't be doing it.

>> No.20284037

>>20283987
Don't actually do this unless you're prepared to get both shit and blood on your cock and making it extremely difficult to get her to let you do it again.
>imagine not slowly training your gf into becoming your personal butt slut over the span of a year

>> No.20284048

>>20283993

thats the best part

>> No.20284052

>>20284033
this

>> No.20284054

>>20283923
There's nothing gay about being attracted to trans women. It's actually more straight than being into straight women. Women today are masculinized and anti-feminine. They cuck, demean, and swindle the men who fall into their web. It's actually gay for dudes to like modern women. What kind of fag would want to be humiliated and submit to an angry feminist? But trans women? Trans women are feminine and actually WANT to be women. They want to serve their man. They want to make you a more masculine man. Plus, they know what it's like to actually be a man and so know what you want and need and feel. There's nothing more straight and manly than having sex with a trans woman, submitting her to your will. In the act, her womanhood is not acted upon, but is rather made by the act itself, made real in the very intention of truth as you make it. What can be more straight than that? Meanwhile, all the other normies are busy being bullied and cucked and robbed by the nasty natal-females.

>> No.20284061

>>20284037
>imagine not slowly training your gf into becoming your personal butt slut over the span of a year
Imagine spending that much time with one hoe when there are 4.5 billion cum dumpsters alive.

>> No.20284094

>>20283591
fpbp

>> No.20284106

>>20283971
>three whole girls
Were these bitches dimes with brappers? Im gonna go ahead and assume they werent. And like someone else said, if youre doing this they gotta be freshly showered and clean. It actually makes me feel for you because you havent had good expereinces. Makes me think of a dude who decided to be gay because his first time with a chick "wasnt good". I hope you continue to try, for your own sake. I will keep you in my prayers

>> No.20284107

>>20284054
>Falling for the trap meme
NGMI

>> No.20284130

>>20284106
>Makes me think of a dude who decided to be gay because his first time with a chick "wasnt good"
More like a full time gay who decided to experience with a woman

>> No.20284131

>>20284106
you're going to pray that anon licks a clean asshole?

>> No.20284147

>>20284130
just for the kink of it

>> No.20284183

>>20284106
>Im gonna go ahead and assume they werent.
Wrong.
>And like someone else said, if youre doing this they gotta be freshly showered and clean.
See >>20283877
> hope you continue to try, for your own sake. I will keep you in my prayers
Lmao

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>>20283379
I don't get it. That girl can de so much better than this. Life isn't fair. She's dating a NEET

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20284218

>>20284106
>I will keep you in my prayers

>> No.20284226

>>20284203
That's a plain Jane.

>> No.20284248

>>20284203
Stop posting mentally ill trannies

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20284276

Just ask her. I've never had an issue and all I crave is women sittin on my face. One GF ASKED ME if she could, another thought it was really weird until we did it a few times and then she was into it. Braphounds always enjoy it literally just b urself also great /biz/ thead faggot

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20284336

>>20284054