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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/385-Larkspur-Dr-Galloway-OH-43119/75093049_zpid/?

This is the house I will be buying when I make it from link.

>> No.20336100

cringe

>> No.20336105

>>20336079
it nice, but that looks like a bitch to fucking maintain.

>> No.20336113
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20336113

>>20336079
>Americans dream of buying 1.5million dollar mobile homes

>> No.20336118

>>20336079
>Ohio
Yikes...

>> No.20336132

>>20336079
Nice double wide. Mutts are pathetic.

>> No.20336136

is doxing yourself in the future a based or cringe move?

>> No.20336138

>>20336118
Yeah, he needs to pay 3 mil for a studio condo in some sodomite shithole

>> No.20336151

>>20336138
Ohio is literally a dem shit hole.

>> No.20336156

Already sold

>> No.20336161

>>20336079
>he wants to live in an XBOX HUGE trailer

Absolute state of burgers

>> No.20336228

so..you know your heating bill and utilities is going to be like 3k a month right?

>> No.20336245

>>20336079
Why would you want to live in a trailer OP

>> No.20336321

>>20336113
kek

>> No.20336322

>>20336079
Thanks OP I bought 1000.

>> No.20336348

Why dox yourself on biz?

>> No.20336366

>wanting to live in a cuck shed
>in ohio
>for 1.5 mil
Yikes, that’s gonna be a cringe from
Me dawg

>> No.20336383

>burgers think that a mobile home is a status symbol in 2020

>> No.20336403

>>20336079
So this is the power of link... get rich to move into a trailer

>> No.20336425

>>20336079
Looks like shit.

>> No.20336467
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20336467

>>20336079
Perfect for robbing. Rural. secluded. Would probably take 20 - 30 minutes for law enforcement to arrive on scene. The seclusion ensures no one sees me casing the place. i could literally watch that house for days without anyone knowing.

>> No.20336595

>>20336113
>>20336132
>>20336383
Can the europoors fill me in on why they think it's a mobile home?

>> No.20336636

>>20336595
Stupid mutt. OP posted a trailer

>> No.20336642

>>20336079
I don’t see what the issue is exactly. It looks fine

>> No.20336729

>>20336079
Noice. Find yourself a qt with fat toes you can suck on.

>> No.20336773

>>20336079
I know nothing of columbus, but going off house price it must be chalk full of niggers.

>> No.20336888

>>20336079
>Sold: $1,400,000 on 05/09/19
>Zestimate®: $815,549
why would it be worth near -50% less than a year later, or do they pluck 'Zestimates' at random out of their arse?

>> No.20336917
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20336917

>>20336729
I’ve heard fat toe cuties prefer warmer places like Georgia or Florida

Maybe id have better luck there

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20336990

>>20336917
Places with beaches are ok

>> No.20336988

>>20336595
In shithole post-communist states, most construction is done with structural brick or other manufactured masonry. They think anything with wood in it is fake.

>> No.20337106

>>20336888
Zestimate is automated so for unique properties it can be pretty off, for condos in a city it's far more accurate for example.

>> No.20337139

>>20336467
Except for the two giant bloodthirsty dogs that live there.

>> No.20337216

>>20337139
depending on what i'm after the dogs wouldn't stand in my way. i'd be armed with a supressed pistol or a tranq rifle. i'm an animal lover myself you it would take some motivation to make me want to kill an animal. i would avoid it if possible. but if i got on the inside and got suprised by a large dog. i would have no choice unfortunately.

>> No.20337243
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20337243

>>20337139
Yeah he’s pretty viscous

>> No.20337356

>>20337243
Vicious

>> No.20337366

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1223-Back-Valley-Rd-Sneedville-TN-37869/41499381_zpid/

I've got a need for Sneed.

>> No.20337372

>>20337216
This isn't /v/ you delusional faggot

>> No.20337384

>>20337366
Yea im thinking thats pretty fucking comfy
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1223-Back-Valley-Rd-Sneedville-TN-37869/41499381_zpid/?mmlb=g,30

>> No.20337479

>>20336079
Purchase price 1.4m
Zest 850k
Shitsville Ohio
Future value when you try and sell = 485k
Great job

>> No.20337501

>>20336888
They do but that’s besides the point

>> No.20337507

>>20337372
i'm not a larper. i'm a real life jogger. i use to do shit like that. not houses but other shit. nothing like going out for a jog.

>> No.20337515

>>20337479
People in nyc and la are some of the happiest because the come to anonymous websites to brag about how everywhere else is a shithole

>> No.20337540

>>20337479
Implying you would ever want to move, place looks like heaven if you are a homebody.

>> No.20337590

>>20336156
Everything is for sale for the right price.

>> No.20337649

>>20337384
What is it with poor people and having piles of hoarded trash everywhere

>> No.20337673

There’s a reason Quicken Loans is based in Ohio, it’s a shit hole and the people are stupid/willing to work for 35k per year.

>> No.20337679

>>20336113
>>20336132
>>20336161
>>20336245
>>20336383
>>20336636
I never realized american houses triggered yuros so much

>> No.20337694

>>20337679
They don’t own property so it’s a foreign concept

>> No.20337701

>>20337673
I get it anon you are very happy with your life and where you live so you come to this thread to remind everyone how happy you are

It’s okay

>> No.20338049

>>20337679
Euros are packed like sardines in their govt approved boxes. They are not used to having a yard or space. They actually have a word for it since it is so rare over there: "detached house".
Pretty depressing.

>> No.20338158

>>20337649
imagine trying to sell your house so instead of cleaning it, you just put all the shit in piles in the corner. I'm sure everything in that pic used to be in the tub. truly disgusting

>> No.20338209

>>20337649
Garbage companies want like $50 to pick-up an old couch. Monthly garbage bills add up. Easier to throw it in the back yard.

>> No.20338224
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20338224

>>20336079
gay as fuck

pic related is my castle + winery

gonna live like geralt in witcher 3 ending

>> No.20338335

>>20337701
do people that live in the federally dependent welfare queen states in the midwest and the south actually enjoy it there? not living in a dense coastal city seems strange to me. there’s far better economic returns (as long as you have a half decent education), and better food/nightlife/women/entertainment etc. i don’t understand the fantasy of living in the middle of nowhere in an area with ugly/stupid people and no resources.

>> No.20338359

>>20337694
Technically all of their concepts are foreign ;) hehe

>> No.20338379

>>20338335
Most people don't have even bachelor's degrees, and most who have degrees don't have a degree that's in demand. All together, that's maybe 75-85% of the population where a high cost of living coastal city is a losing proposition, because they'll never earn enough to make up for the expenses.

>> No.20338529

>>20338224
Can I work in your vineyards and live in your guest castle?

>> No.20338577

>>20338335
Idiots and losers live in shitty places like that and a t like it’s special. Literally they are super ugly and fat

>> No.20338595

>>20338529
sure anon

>> No.20338682

>>20336105
this

>> No.20338705

>>20336228
.003 link per month? Not bad

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>>20336079
Nice choice fellow anon!

>> No.20338927

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/355-Jimtown-Rd-Newport-TN-37821/40956211_zpid/

>> No.20339035

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/118-Vern-Cor-Almond-NC-28702/194735295_zpid/

comfy

>> No.20339076

>>20339035
Enjoy your roaches and misquotes

>> No.20339255

>>20339076
tell me more about how much you love the hustle and bustle of the big city

>> No.20339483

>>20336079
WTF ANON THAT SITE STOLE ALL MY LINKIES

>> No.20339788

>>20336079
No pool

>> No.20339886

>>20337366
>https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1223-Back-Valley-Rd-Sneedville-TN-37869/41499381_zpid/?mmlb=g,30

Formerly tidy

>> No.20339901

holy kek OP

>> No.20339909

>>20336079
>ohio
yikes!

>> No.20340001

>>20336079
>OHIO
noped out of that page pretty fast

>> No.20341098

Look at this hillbilly hick dreaming about a house out in the sticks that reaks of horse manure and where a shopping mall takes an hour to get to.

City life is best life. Penthouse right in the heart of NYC. Bad bitches everywhere, mad parties at nightclubs, nothing comes close to the city vibe.

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>>20341098
>Look at this hillbilly hick dreaming about a house out in the sticks that reaks of horse manure and where a shopping mall takes an hour to get to.

>> No.20341608

>>20336136
Based. the fact that the potential dox is out there makes the property less valuable because nobody wants to risk getting kidnapped when everyone knows a billionaire lives there, but you also have plausible deniability that maybe you didn't buy the house after all.

>> No.20341622

>>20336079
Thanks anon. I'm about to contact them and buy it