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2075538 No.2075538 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys I'm handicapped and no one will hire me. Down to my last $100 pls tell me how to invest this in crypto.

I don't know anything about programming or anything BTW.

Please help me, I don't understand what to invest in or how to buy bitcoins or how to make wallet.

Thanks.

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t.bh. I would not bother. All people can tell you is to buy some shitcoin and maybe get a 100% return in a day which would be really lucky, or to buy and hold one coin and wait a few years for a 10000% return. The only way you could even turn that 100 into 12 k would be if you bought a coin at 2 satoshis and maybe it would one day get to 100. You could also try trading every 5 minutes and make some dough that way, but even then, if your coin doesnt go up, youre fucked.

But if you want to try your luck and become some crypto millionaire

1. Get coinbase and register credit card
2. Buy a bunch of BTC, ETH, or LTC
3. You can start trading between USD and Crypto and start making some money
OR
3. You can sign up for coin exchange like bittrex or poloniex
4. Deposit your BTC there and start trading alt coins.

>> No.2075550

>>2075538
Youtube my friend use it! $100 isnt going to get you dick really. Cryptoncan be unforgiving. Tread carefully

>> No.2075565

>>2075548
>>2075550
Thanks for the advice. Do you guys know how I can make most ney online? Someone said mechanical turk but I didn't understand how to join it or do stuff there.

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>>2075565
Hentai artists can make 10 k a year if youre dedicated. Despite what a lot of people say, you could probably learn to draw porn in a week, if you can spend 10 hours at it.

>> No.2075620

>>2075565

I'm in a similar position, I have very little money to my name and a sleep disorder which makes me unemployable. I recommend UHRS, it's the best 'work online' i've found that doesn't require skills or experience etc. you mostly judge internet search results and can make usually something like minimum wage on there. a lot better than mechanical turk. you can sign up to it through clickworker or a couple of other places.

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>>2075599
>Despite what a lot of people say, you could probably learn to draw porn in a week, if you can spend 10 hours at it