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Imagine having a cushy white collar job in a crypto project, literally all you have to do is just keep your eyes on crypto, play the game, and you will make it...
But you want to be a machiavellian genius so you create this elaborate hoax with 2/10 execution that instantly gets you doxxed and you ruin your life and reputation forever.

>> No.20815344

>>20815313
I think they were already in deep shit for a long time and somehow managed to get this far to try and scam link. I think this is literally their last shot before kicking the can

>> No.20815347

>>20815313
lack of regulation attracts greed, unscrupulous business tactics and manipulation

Zeus won't be the last "company" to try this

>> No.20815351

Any updates on him?
Haven’t heard much since he went on a dozen-tweet crying session

>> No.20815406

>imagine thinking some report is going to affect any significant volume
you linkies are desperate to find a way to delude yourself to this dump

>> No.20815427

>>20815406
none of us said anything about price action, Simeon

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>>20815406

>> No.20815522

>>20815351
Probably at home barricading his doors and peeking out through his mail slot.

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>>20815511
Is this guy actually retarded?

>> No.20815598

>>20815313
>with 2/10 execution that instantly gets you doxxed and you ruin your life and reputation forever
I missed this part, can someone fill me in. All I know is some company Zeus Capital released a report on LINK saying it would go to $0.07

>> No.20815769

>>20815598
It’s literally LARPING

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>>20815313
>>20815511
Simeon Rusanov is a KGB agent hired to FUD LINK. Not many people know that he's actually related , 4th generation cousin to man in the bigger picture Sergey "Extra Sauce" Nazarov.

Story is, that Sergey "No pickles" Nazarov had a fight with him at family wedding, when Simeon reached for the last piece of bread on the table that Sergey was eyeing for a good minute.

225lb pounds of clean muscle mass at the time at 13 years old Sergey grabbed Simeon hand and put a fork right into it while shouting "DECENTRALIZED".

Simeon trained for 15 years in underground tunnels in Moscow to be a perfect agent for the job to stop Sergey "Fuck Cola Zero" Nazarov from making 4channel autists millionaires.

By doing so, KGB wants to centralize oracles in joint operation "Commuracles".

Basically Simeon is first step in bringing communism on the blockchain.

CIA and FBI already tracking him.

Sergey "Supersize me" Nazarov want his beard skinned off clean so he can wear it Texan Chainsaw massacre style.

That was his bread you commie fucks.


Damn writing this was so much fun

>> No.20815982

>>20815769
which part the Zeus Capital part or the doxxing and ruining the author's life and reputation forever?

>> No.20816020

>>20815833
kek'd

>> No.20816069

>>20815511
This guy is so cartoonish

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>>20815347
>Zeus won't be the last "company" to try this
indeed

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>>20815833
>Story is, that Sergey "No pickles" Nazarov had a fight with him at family wedding, when Simeon reached for the last piece of bread on the table that Sergey was eyeing for a good minute.
typical simp-peon with his hands in the cookie jar

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>>20816114
getting caught redhanded all the time