/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.20881321]

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>Previous thread:
>>20877471

[Anonymous No.20881346]

How will you guys spend the weekend?

[Anonymous No.20881355]

First off, fuck niggers!

[Anonymous No.20881381]

I need all the Chinese stocks that are rebounding after the Chinese rains passed the three gorges dam.

[Anonymous No.20881392]

Guys HIHO got pumped AH - that's all well and dandy, but for a 4x in a matter of minutes that drops to still 2.5x and rests there to NOT correct in some exaggerated fashion at market open would be suss in my opinion.
SO this is my proposal: let's come up with a solid, bearish spread for this stock on the expectation of some kind of high volatility movement the next time the market opens.

[Anonymous No.20881401]

Market Crash Monday

[Anonymous No.20881410]

>>20881346
Kimmy

[Anonymous No.20881419]

>>20881401

[Anonymous No.20881428]

haha zero progress on the relief bill, I look forward to buying your tqqq at $70

[Anonymous No.20881432]

>>20881346
Spread eagle getting my boipucci smashed by a milf i've been seeing wielding a strap-on

[Anonymous No.20881457]

[Anonymous No.20881467]

>>20881346
got a new pack of rearz barnyards in and picked up some marshmallows at the store
so, probably that

[Anonymous No.20881469]

God damn it.
Gov bucks aren’t coming, cheapies aren’t coming, just bad shit on the way.

[Anonymous No.20881474]

>>20881346
my practice gf is coming over tonight, and also GSL starts in 3.5 hours

[Anonymous No.20881481]

>>20881428
This is why I don't think we're at the top. Bears are still posting about buying the dip.

Do you know how many people on /smg/ were saying to buy the dip on March 23, the actual bottom?

Pretty much nobody except SOXL guy, who had been shilling it the whole way down.

[Anonymous No.20881491]

>>20881346
Drinking some fine Scotch after my OSTK and JMIA gains

[Anonymous No.20881496]

190 KB JPG
Rocket mortgage IPO?
Anyone ever use it?

>>20881254 #
Nice, holidays during summer time are good.

the US worker really gets fucked In terms of work holidays in the first world countries.

[Anonymous No.20881511]

>>20881381
What happened? Im heavily into China!!

[Anonymous No.20881516]

BREAKING NEWS

[Anonymous No.20881530]

>>20881346
diapers

[Anonymous No.20881556]

>>20881481
I'm pretty sure that I was screaming " BUY PEP"
because PEP was down some crazy amount that day, it was under 103 or something absurd

[Anonymous No.20881564]

>>20881481
the world was supposed to end bro

why am I so stupid

[Anonymous No.20881586]

>>20881556
I called the bottom to the day, but i failed to buy anything til like 2000 dow points later bc im a giant puss. Still did well on those buys though

[Anonymous No.20881611]

>>20881481

DO NOT GET ME STARTED!!

I WAS LOOKING TO BUY THE DIP IN MARCH BUT PEOPLE HERE KEPT SAYING:

>THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING, ANON. WAIT A WHILE LONGER

>DONT CATCH A FALLING KNIFE ANON

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS VERY THREAD RIGHT NOW WHO SAID MARCH WASNT THE BOTTOM.

ARE YOU NOT EMBARRASSED?

[Anonymous No.20881623]

guys i bought 20k shares of HBP at $2.
this is it. i retire next week.

[Anonymous No.20881643]

>>20881623
Hey that's a St. Louis company
nice buy

[Anonymous No.20881644]

how many days will ratking be proven wrong before he just eats rat poison

[Anonymous No.20881648]

>>20881611
>>>DONT CATCH A FALLING KNIFE ANON
Which is good advice. Hindsight is great and all but you don't know when the tides will turn on a downtrend. Plenty of money to be made if you wait until some sign of reversal and then buy in then. Or do the long hodl cost average if you wanna be that kind of trader.

[Anonymous No.20881668]

>>20881511
Three gorges dam flood waters have lowered.
Fear around China's economy has subsided.
What are you bought into and why?

[Anonymous No.20881671]

>>20881432
Based. My wife rails me occasionally with a small benis and it’s fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.20881672]

>>20881623
Whats the deal? The graphs look promising, is there a reason the price has been jumping around this week?

[Anonymous No.20881674]

>>20881611
this isn't the bottom, anon
just wait till October

[Anonymous No.20881695]

>>20881672
they have earnings on monday and if you look at
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/HBP/history?p=HBP
someone bought 500,000 shares earlier

[Anonymous No.20881700]

Anyone have opinions on these private-equity investment vehicles? I feel like these are the next meme that nobody is talking about yet. People are still starstruck with the SPAC memes.

[Anonymous No.20881706]

>>20881695
I like that, this is good info, ill try and buy at open on Monday

[Anonymous No.20881710]

>>20881700
Ackerman spac go up

[Anonymous No.20881720]

>>20881700
My two friends who work in finance say that they’re the future but one of them also told me to put 100k into timber futures so idk

[Anonymous No.20881729]

>>20881706
it is the BEST info. totally not a gamble my dude. here i go

[Anonymous No.20881734]

>>20881611
I bought during the march sale event. When quality companies take an epic shat you strike like mad. Come october if it happens again I'll strike some more.

[Anonymous No.20881733]

>>20881706
Buying something the day after it pops 35% in 1 day. Yup this is /smg/

[Anonymous No.20881752]

>>20881734
Thank goodness Intel isn't a quality company. That guy just keeps dropping.

[Anonymous No.20881758]

>>20881733
better than buying something that went 500% right?
>fucking kodak
>prpo

[Anonymous No.20881789]

>>20881648
>In hindsight, blah blah blah

Who gives a shit!! The truth is people here kept me from investing in March when I actually saw a big opportunity.

They say it with such confidence that you start to doubt yourself. Holding a wrong opinion is fine but holding it with absolute certainty is very dangerous. Where the fuck are these cunts now!! Bet they are still shilling their newly formed wrong opinion on /smg/ lol

[Anonymous No.20881791]

>>20881481
I was a perma-doomer who waited years for another 2008-style crash and my Roth IRA has been sitting on cash since 2019 (I expected that SPY would never hold above 300, then it did for like a year). When March 2020 happened, I did nothing because I expected it to go lower... like SPY 50 and complete global collapse. Every time it went up, I said "This is the bull trap." I posted pictures overlaying with 1929, 2000, and 2008. I thought SPY 300 would trigger the next leg down and Great Depression 2 Electric Boogalo. It didn't. My Roth IRA is still in cash because now I don't want to buy in at these prices.

[Anonymous No.20881799]

>>20881720
I think accounting for management fees which are insanely high in private equity they will still outperform the large index ETFs. I'm just thinking about people way overspeculating on their performance and getting some good swing trades in.

[Anonymous No.20881803]

>>20881346
Building a treehouse for my 3 kids during the days. Getting blazed up and playing Total Warhammer Ii after smashing my wife senseless. Middle aged Boomer life is best life.

[Anonymous No.20881820]

Y r there so many references to Zoloft in the Adam Mckay film: The Big Short?

[Anonymous No.20881828]

>>20881611
It is a bull trap, sure you can make money on the way up, which I regret not doing as I expected things to play out on a shorter scale, but we are nowhere near the bottom. Why do you think they called for a V shaped recovery, that is not organic growth, everyone who has been through the BTC bubble knows what is about to come.

[Anonymous No.20881842]

>>20881789
>people here kept me from investing in March
were you trying to hit the buy button, and some pretty boy from /smg/ disconnected your internet or something?
at some point you have to ignore the noise and make your own decisions

>>20881803
blessed
you should post pics of the treehouse for the lads

[Anonymous No.20881844]

>>20881733
You do know that most daytrading revolves around momentum and high volume right ?

[Anonymous No.20881875]

>>20881789
Don't put the blame on anyone else but yourself coward.

The market is pure like that. Unless someone has a gun to your head making you trade, you and only you choose how you interact with it

[Anonymous No.20881877]

>>20881844
Something something jew destruction of financial theory aka behavioral science “fallacy”: niggers that nig don’t necessary have to keep nigging.

[Anonymous No.20881882]

>>20881820
Are there? I suppose anti depressant use would be common on Wall Street.

[Anonymous No.20881888]

>>20881752
Intel, well they'll turn around. May take time but it'll happen. Look at AMD. It went down to just $2 per share. Now several years later it's on fire. AMD will stumble at some point. Or intel will come out with something that kicks AMD's ass. Either way those who bought intel when it was down will be rewarded.

[Anonymous No.20881908]

>>20881882
There are two. One where the california autist dr makes his CD swap trades and the bankers are gloating in the bar. Two. When the incel shithole capital Jew is panicking at the swaps not being priced accurately.

[Anonymous No.20881919]

>>20881720
>put 100k into timber futures
Unironically a solid call. There's a lumber shortage that has been ramping up the cost of lumber for a while now-- up 220% since the bottom in back in january.

[Anonymous No.20881922]

>>20881791
>I posted pictures overlaying with 1929, 2000, and 2008.

This cunt right here is the fucking culprit!!

[Anonymous No.20881930]

>>20881877
This looks like a seizure.

[Anonymous No.20881933]

>>20881877
if you looked at the AH volume and the fact that it's moving into the top 10 for robinzoomers, and earnings on monday, it was a decent buy at close today and keep your finger on the trigger at opening and then set a stop loss on monday morning

[Anonymous No.20881944]

Am
I supposed to relate? I doubt most bankers and traders are on anti depressant anti anxiety drugs.

Probably realized a lot of kids would watch this movie and got paid by Procter Gamble to market Zoloft.

[Anonymous No.20881950]

>>20881888
I've daytraded intc twice this week on the bounce. Decent money.

Reminder:. 0.33 per share ex dividend date Aug 6 iirc

[Anonymous No.20881964]

>>20881930
>t. J(ew).

[Anonymous No.20881975]

>>20881964
You're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.20881988]

Give me 1 reason not to but puts on $H into earnings

[Anonymous No.20882000]

>>20881988
The market tends to go up. And you can't really time the market right? So it's better to buy long term calls on random shit than buying puts on short term shit.

[Anonymous No.20882008]

/comfy/ sitting on AAPL calls already up several thousand going into the weekend about to have a hurricane party

[Anonymous No.20882032]

Kek. Apple will be around for damn near forever. Unless you think people will toss the iphone into the shat heap. Smartphones are the biggest chain on your neck today. Soon you won't be able to take it off without dying. Just look at what all you can do with them now. To say nothing of what will happen when they eventually cram a 16 core 5Ghz chip and 1tb of ram inside one without it melting. Bye the bye - the same goes with T. All those phones require service. There's just 3 providers. Several billion people on this planet and that number is only going up..

[Anonymous No.20882043]

test fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.20882046]

>>20881988
Because premium takes a dump after earnings.
If you think it is going down you'll make more money selling calls. Better yet, if you sell OTM calls you win if it doesn't move too.

[Anonymous No.20882047]

>>20881791

Learn about fundamental analysis. When you trust the company based on fundamentals you don't get scared over systematic risk, crashes can prop up well-managed, zero-debt companies by killing their competition.

[Anonymous No.20882049]

warren buffet was right all along
F to all the losers still holding airliners instead of a stock that's actually growing

[Anonymous No.20882050]

>>20881611
I shorted on March 23 and felt big dumb but by April I was 100% long

[Anonymous No.20882074]

>>20881648
If you started DCAing when the market had dipped 20% you'd have made mad fucking money in the rebound, even if you lost a bit in mid-late March.

[Anonymous No.20882078]

>>20881791
However, we still have not reached previous ATHs, so more crazy things could happen then.

One thing that I keep thinking about... for stocks to go up, there must be buyers. If people lose their jobs, they lose their income and their automatic 401k contributions. I think part of the slow unending march upward has to be millions of Americans having part of their paycheck automatically invested into their 401k every payday... but now there are less 401k contributions and less income.

Suppose the big boys had a conspiracy where they would just keep hot potatoing the same stocks back and forth at higher and higher prices to make stonks go up. Well, eventually you reach a limit with your money and there has to be new money coming into the market. There is less new money coming from income so it has to be coming from somewhere else. I know about the money printer meme but I'm not quite sure how QE money makes its way into stocks. If banks or whoever just buy treasuries to turn around to sell to the fed for printed money then the they should all be trillionaires and SPY should be 5000.

[Anonymous No.20882079]

>>20881491
Think JMIA can still grow enough to buy? Also my guuy, also ascended with my 19 shares of OSTK

[Anonymous No.20882081]

>>20882043
Based

[Anonymous No.20882089]

>>20881491
Did you sell jmia?

[Anonymous No.20882090]

>>20882049
>Hmmm line go down a lot, maybe go up soon? Buy airline share now Mr. Broker!

[Anonymous No.20882091]

>>20882032
>there are people here that didn't buy apple years ago as part of their portfolio including other bluechips and tech
>there are people here that genuinely didn't know what AMD even was until a few days ago
>there are people here that, not even joking, didn't know we already had a big dip in march, they haven't even looked at the graphs. they are THIS new

[Anonymous No.20882094]

>>20882049
warren buffet is holding way way way way too much cash
like holding the airlines isn't great, but almost anything is better than having that much cash

[Anonymous No.20882140]

>>20882078
The retards who lost their jobs (mostly the service sector) are not the type of people to invest in stocks and have 401k - I just wanted to let you know this. The people who are financially conscious enough to have automatic investment into things like their Roth IRA and 401k are not the types of people who got fired over the nothingburger. This explains why people are so surprised that the stock market is "not factoring in the job less and economic downturn."

Bitch, Facebook and Apple employees can work from home if they want. Oh yeah, and they're definitely still buying a lot of shit to fill their time at home. They're just not travelling or eating out - but they'll still order the new iPhone and grab a new pillow from Amazon though.

[Anonymous No.20882174]

>>20882049
Picture what will happen once they come out with a cure or the cases of the virus start to drop.. A sudden reversal is the outcome. People are bored as hell. You can only stay home or do the weekly grocery trip so long before you go stark raving mad..

[Anonymous No.20882211]

>>20882140
I hear wayfair has the finest pillows

[Anonymous No.20882235]

>>20882140
I am one of those people wfh during these uncertain times.

Yes, I buy stuff routinely from Amazon and other deals on the website. However, my confidence in the economy is waning because of all the uncertainty around this pandemic.

I am saving more and there are other people like me who are saving more. Therefore there must be a glut in the economy somewhere. QE only directly helps the bond market and we should not see the multiplier effect of this in stocks where the value of the companies are actually increasing amongst all this uncertainty.

[Anonymous No.20882237]

>>20882211
Filled with young children.

[Anonymous No.20882239]

>>20882211
Purple does, actually. Check out $PRPL.

[Anonymous No.20882251]

>>20882174
>A sudden reversal is the outcome.
sure, if the airliner didn't already take massive debts or stock dilutions to survive until the vaccine is actually ready

[Anonymous No.20882252]

>>20882239
Is it over? Is NAK going to die via faggot dems?

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/510049-house-passed-spending-bill-would-block-pebble-mine-construction

[Anonymous No.20882279]

>>20882251
Airlines were shit stocks even before corona. If you want to play the recovery, get hotel stocks. MGM gonna be headed to $30

[Anonymous No.20882281]

>>20882235
At this point I'm fairly certain the definition of "saving" to a lot of people have become "invest in blue-chip stocks that can never go bust" because of the waning value of the dollar. They realize this. And the blue-chip stock companies don't solely depend on USD for growth, since they're worldwide. I think this is why tech is seen as so strong. Yes they are listed on NYSE, but as an Asian person, EVERYONE I know back home in Korea are investing into foreign companies like Apple, Amazon, Facebook, etc. Americans aren't the only investors.

[Anonymous No.20882298]

>>20882252
$NAK has 43,850 bagholders on Robinhood. Rest in peace folks.

[Anonymous No.20882312]

>>20882281
I'm Canadian and 80% of my portfolio is in American stocks. It's not like the TSX has anything but Shopify, zombie corruption machines like SNC and Bombardier, and mining pennies. And banks, I guess.

[Anonymous No.20882315]

>>20882279
>Airlines were shit stocks even before corona.
????
Air Canada has similar growth AMD before corona

[Anonymous No.20882356]

Can AAPL hit 450 before the split?

[Anonymous No.20882359]

Marathon Patent Group ($MARA) jumped 33% after hours today. I sold 100 shares yesterday. Is there a future in these bitcoin mining companies?

[Anonymous No.20882363]

What's the smallest set symbols you should check every day to get a general "what the market is going to do" feeling?

SPY
VIX
DXY
TLT

[Anonymous No.20882400]

>>20882211
W..
Dubs..

OH MY GOD guys its gonna pump

[Anonymous No.20882403]

I sold my tech as a defensive move on Wednesday. Hoping for a pullback Monday so I can get back in. I'm so anxious over another nosedive like the start of the year - I gained a lot during this rise and just didn't want it all going up in smoke just because politicians are dragging their feet on the stimulus bill. Knowing my luck, I'll get comfortable buying back in and there will be some groundbreaking event like the fed suddenly raising interest rates or some shit. Or SEC finding massive stock manipulation in key tech player stocks.

[Anonymous No.20882406]

>marathon PATENT group
>they mine bitcoins
this is truly a clown market

[Anonymous No.20882411]

What is /biz/ monthly return rn followed by their top stocks?
>Sub 1% ngmi
>1-2% sgmi
>2-3% gmi
>3-4% mi
>4%+ reply to this post or your mother will sign her will to your siblings.

[Anonymous No.20882422]

>>20882356
Its the wild west on the markets, anything can happen, even if it makes 0 sense

[Anonymous No.20882434]

>>20882422
ESPECIALLY if it makes zero sense.

[Anonymous No.20882447]

>>20882400
My triple dubs and your normal dubs... WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[Anonymous No.20882464]

>>20882422
Would TQQQ hit $170 by next friday?

[Anonymous No.20882468]

>>20882074
That's true and I have been toying with the idea of a special market crash strategy specific to the idea. Something like if indexes drop 20% or 25% or something, just start adding on every red day once every couple weeks and wait for the rebound. This would beat my ordinary swing strat pretty easily (backtested on every market crash greater than 20%) and with less effort on my part.

[Anonymous No.20882493]

>>20882090
The time for airlines is approaching. Do not ignore them.

[Anonymous No.20882512]

>>20882411
SLV Calls and Apple

[Anonymous No.20882526]

>>20882315
>Air Canada has similar growth AMD before corona
SSSSSHH! that's a secret.

[Anonymous No.20882534]

>>20882464
tqqq has the rest of the nasdaq holding down the big boys, so I wouldn't count on it

[Anonymous No.20882536]

>>20881346
Dying from a heatwave and doing work because my boss is a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.20882538]

>>20882512
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.20882543]

>>20882464
we would need +3% nasdaq every day in a row all 5 days for that

[Anonymous No.20882548]

>>20881346
prayer group on saturday church on sunday

[Anonymous No.20882563]

>>20882538
Be nice to me i am new & basically retarded.
How do calls work?

[Anonymous No.20882578]

>>20881888
>looks at IBM
We'll see.

[Anonymous No.20882593]

>>20882281
aww that image makes me sad bro

[Anonymous No.20882606]

If I can do TA on indices like SPY and whatever, and an index is made of a bunch of holdings, why can't I do TA on my own portfolio value? It's also just a bunch of holdings.

[Anonymous No.20882622]

>>20881919
Also gonna chime in here. Personal friend and fellow anon around these parts works for a lumber yard. He's been complaining of shortages for months. Today his yard completely ran out. Never happened before.

[Anonymous No.20882632]

>>20881346
To do list:
>fixing the fence in my backyard
>publix run
>dinner with gf at pf changs tomorrow
>hurricane party with our friends

[Anonymous No.20882636]

>>20882493
you can't time when the vaccine will actually release, so your best bet is to stay out of airliners until *after* profit taking from news.

also better if some of the big airliners actually go bankrupt so the stock prices will actually reflect the cashburn they've been suffering, and more consolidation after corona.

[Anonymous No.20882645]

>>20882403
steady in, steady out
it's smart to be defensive, but don't be crazy about it

>>20882578
buying IBM has been good to me
I'm not advocating going into INTC heavy, but you shouldn't slander the good name and hefty divvies of IBM

[Anonymous No.20882658]

>>20882363
I've tried adding DIX and GEX to my daily checks but it seems about as reliable as a coin flip for predicting the next day's SPY.

https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix

Also this max pain calculator:

https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/options-max-pain/SPY

Something I'm starting to learn is that when you see like 50k open interest of a strike, that's probably a market maker or someone big using it as part of a spread because they're extremely confident it will never reach those levels and may even try to manipulate it if it does (for individual stocks). Open interest doesn't tell you whether they're long or short.

[Anonymous No.20882660]

>>20882632
>hurricane plague party
This is why Americans are banned from every other country

[Anonymous No.20882665]

Now to be fair airlines that don't have a large cash pile will be hurting ever more the longer this goes on. The two strongest is DAL and LUV. Of those two DAL has a higher upside to be had. Which if the other airlines go broke or get bought well that only helps the DAL or LUV investor.

[Anonymous No.20882675]

>>20882593
That $2/hr has been gone for Amazon employees for 2 months now I think. Kind of sad.

[Anonymous No.20882713]

>>20882140
The main reason the stock market is as high as it is , is because of QE. Interest rates are nothing. Stocks are the only show in town.

[Anonymous No.20882720]

>>20882645
Yep I'm in IBM to. Mist of a turnaround. They posted pretty good earnings as well. The divvy is well covered.

[Anonymous No.20882722]

>>20882665
Thoughts on JBLU? I feel like they have massive upside with upcoming Europe service, etc. I have 250 shares about $9 average, kinda wish I dumped when I was up a grand though

[Anonymous No.20882725]

>>20881346
Waging

[Anonymous No.20882735]

Anyone here familiar with Tradingview's Pine Script? Could I have a strategy that looks at one chart and buys/sells on another one? Like could it check the 200 daily moving average on SOXX and depending whether the price is above or below, buy or sell SOXL repsectively and backtest the results?

[Anonymous No.20882736]

>>20882140
Nah some of us are neets that can as of now only get work experience through retail hell.

[Anonymous No.20882756]

>>20881791
Could you run an updated version of those “crisis” charts?

[Anonymous No.20882791]

>>20882665
Why do you say DAL and LUV are the strongest?

Their debt to equity ratio is over 60%. How do you know they can weather this?

[Anonymous No.20882813]

>>20882411

I’m gonna make it by the skin of my teeth

[Anonymous No.20882821]

>>20882756
Here is the Kim poster chart.

[Anonymous No.20882847]

>>20881346
I don't really think about how I will spend my weekend. I just live through it like I do from monday through friday.

[Anonymous No.20882855]

>>20881481
>Pretty much nobody except SOXL guy, who had been shilling it the whole way down.
I'm still here and it worked out pretty well! I admit though it could have turned out the opposite as in retrospect I realize my risk management left something to be desired. I'm working on that now

[Anonymous No.20882879]

>>20882855
Show YTD. 3 month doesn't include the crash.

[Anonymous No.20882883]

>>20882791
In march during the eye of the storm DAL was burning 100 million a day. By end of June that number had shrunk down to just 40 million. They're on track to cut that burn number to zero by end of this year.

[Anonymous No.20882923]

>>20882883
DAL has 15 billion liquidity on hand.

[Anonymous No.20882935]

Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.20882944]

Going back to Canada tomorrow, what the fuck do I do for the two week giga quarantine?

[Anonymous No.20882969]

>>20882935

What's your 1-month?

[Anonymous No.20882978]

>>20882944
Masturbate to /d/ and smoke weed, as one does in Canada

[Anonymous No.20882992]

>>20882658
It's supposed to be used mid term

[Anonymous No.20883011]

>>20882969
Up $700 or so. not gonna lie I'm still down 3k overall from getting fucked hard by a boeing option. but I'm trying to claw my way back

[Anonymous No.20883018]

> https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/22/bill-ackman-and-tontine-holdings-rewrite-the-terms-for-spacs.html

Accidentally posted in the old thread. Anyone see PSTH/U? A new SPAC setup by Bill Ackman. It’s worth a look.

[Anonymous No.20883029]

Whats this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.20883046]

>>20883011
I would use apple for that, itll take a month or so but atleast it will split and 99% of robin hood will go balls deep into it, including myself

[Anonymous No.20883047]

>>20883011

Uh-oh...ngmi...

[Anonymous No.20883073]

>>20883018
I’m in. Long term hold.

Don’t really like Bill, but I’m hoping they can pull something off.

[Anonymous No.20883079]

>>20882879
I dollar cost averaged in over the month of February until some time in April. Pretty much like what I was saying in my rants though I wish I had been clairvoyant enough to just go all in at the end of March. Account would be a bit bigger had I done that. Now that it's done though, I'm sticking to a trend strategy based on overlaying a 200 day moving average on the SOXX underlying. The assumption is if SOXX is under the 200 dma then volatility is too high to be in SOXL so I sell. If SOXX is above the 200 dma, I go back all in SOXL. That way I should be able to ride most of the bull markets and avoid the buge drawdowns

[Anonymous No.20883081]

>>20883046
yep, bought these an hour before close today. Hoping to see 450 before split, then I’ll use the profits buy the stocks and hold

[Anonymous No.20883100]

musics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GnsNlYk8I4

[Anonymous No.20883135]

>>20883081

Oh, hey AAPL calls anon! Don't sell! Hold hold hold!

But remember to sell if they go ITM. Don't be too greedy!

[Anonymous No.20883141]

>>20883081
I bought the shares believing it would, I wouldnt be surprised if we see 450 by mid august

[Anonymous No.20883163]

>>20883100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C35DrtPlUbc

[Anonymous No.20883176]

I bought apple today. Kinda before the end of day run up. I did it for several reasons. One I'd be able to claim the last divvy pre-split. Just 1 share. But post split that'll be 4 shares and part of another. The other reason was the post split price won't stay "cheap" for long. So in all likely hood you would end up paying more post split than if you'd just bought pre split.

[Anonymous No.20883183]

>>20883135
sup bro, yeah my hands are shaking but I'm holding lol. I fully expect a little pullback Monday but think the only way until the split will be up. I'll keep you guys posted.

any reason in particular to sell once they go ITM?

[Anonymous No.20883185]

accumulating AAPL and selling after the split a safe bet?

[Anonymous No.20883186]

>>20883081
Very happy to see people buying longer dated options here. Too many people buy weeklies hoping for a moonshot then get fucked by IV crush and rapid theta decay towards Fridays.

[Anonymous No.20883192]

>>20883073
Cool, I’ll start accumulating soon. If for nothing else just to see what they can pull off like you said.

[Anonymous No.20883218]

>>20883183
Once they are in the money, you're consistently gaining intrinsic value as the stock goes up and are not affected by theta decay as much. Once they are in the money, you can leverage yourself by selling higher strike covered calls against your bought calls. For example, you can sell two 8/7 $550c options against your $450s. That's called a calendar spread. And if it SOMEHOW hits $550, you can roll it out or let it get assigned in which case, you exercise the 450s and sell them at 550 for a gain of $100 per share.

[Anonymous No.20883223]

>>20883183
>I fully expect a little pullback Monday

Same, but just keep the long expiration time in mind. Full discretion here, I didn't buy any options, but I am holding 25 shares. You have effectively half a year to be correct so I think you're safe. Long-dated options are generally the best to hold. Good luck! I hope we both make it.

[Anonymous No.20883270]

>>20883183
>any reason in particular to sell once they go ITM?

Oh, and the reason I say this is because it's not often that one is lucky enough to see their OTM options become ITM. I might actually be giving you the wrong idea telling you to sell the moment they're in the money; if AAPL reaches 450 in the next few weeks or months, it's probably holding that trajectory for a while.

[Anonymous No.20883274]

>>20883223
>>20883218
thanks! I'm thinking about using the profits from these calls and just buying shares outright. I have 4 shares in my TDA account that I bought immediately at the last split around $90 a share, long term it's an amazing stock

[Anonymous No.20883280]

>>20883163
This is one of those songs when you hear it you swear have heard it from somewhere or in something before but you can't remember when or in what.

[Anonymous No.20883285]

Thanks to the retards buying my TSM and TNA calls. I'll take good care of you money.

[Anonymous No.20883294]

>>20883274
*using the profits once the time comes to sell, not selling yet

[Anonymous No.20883303]

>>20881820
>he doesn’t know covert product placement

[Anonymous No.20883310]

>>20881474
based. drg was on fire

[Anonymous No.20883318]

>>20883280
I think it was the first non english #1 hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD4ib9-laGY

[Anonymous No.20883326]

>>20883274

And I feel obligated to tell you that of course it's always possible Apple will not reach 450, and you might not see gains of thousands of dollars or anything crazy. It's obviously a super hot commodity right now, and no retail investor in their right mind who's holding would be thinking about selling off yet.

[Anonymous No.20883327]

>>20882548

[Anonymous No.20883333]

>>20883186
buying options dated too near term terrifies me tbqh, like to give myself time in case of a flash crash like March or something

[Anonymous No.20883341]

>>20883183
Make sure to let us know how that massive dopamine hit feels when you login and see your up 100%

[Anonymous No.20883359]

Microsoft might buy tiktok

[Anonymous No.20883362]

>>20882735
No Pine Script gurus here today?

[Anonymous No.20883384]

>>20883218
>in which case, you exercise the 450s

Wouldn't you still need $45K of buying power to exercise the options? Otherwise, wouldn't Robinhood just try to sell the contracts automatically?

[Anonymous No.20883387]

>>20883359

[Anonymous No.20883401]

>>20883359
shit, really? I haven't heard this before.

[Anonymous No.20883404]

TRUMP BANS TIK TOK, 5 minutes ago on AF1

[Anonymous No.20883412]

>>20881481
I was in those threads and saying to buy in late march. There was a ton of crazy bears crowding the threads though and 99% non regular posters came in

[Anonymous No.20883418]

>>20883404
just give the link is it that hard

[Anonymous No.20883438]

>>20883404
Link

[Anonymous No.20883452]

nobody even eats tic tacs anymore lmao

[Anonymous No.20883456]

>>20883412
I'm sorry I wasn't here. I was super swamped with work (Amazon went haywire in March/April with COVID sales) and literally had no time to visit /smg/. I just bought shares of Amazon whenever my paycheck came in from March-May.

[Anonymous No.20883461]

>>20883418
>>20883438
>it's real

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1289385727180935168

[Anonymous No.20883464]

>>20883404
Trump doesn't have that power.

[Anonymous No.20883472]

>>20883461
>https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1289385727180935168
Holy shit.. Snapchat to the moon?

[Anonymous No.20883478]

>>20882622
Do not buy man. There is no actual shortage of timber. There's a slowdown but things are ramping up

Source; Supervisor at a 250MBF mill.

[Anonymous No.20883480]

>>20883418
>>20883418
>>20883438
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1289385727180935168

[Anonymous No.20883488]

>>20883472
When vines died they all went to youtube

[Anonymous No.20883504]

>>20883472
snapchat won't get anything the sequal to vine (byte) made by the same creator of vine has been released so everyone will probably move there

[Anonymous No.20883517]

>>20883464
He can sign an executive order to ban it. He can claim that the app is foreign spyware and dangerous to the American public.

It would be valid unless a court overruled him. Then it would just go to a higher court until it probably went to SCOTUS. Seems like he does have the power.

[Anonymous No.20883539]

>>20883359
US buying the spyware, of course.. kek'd.

[Anonymous No.20883545]

>>20883517
People sign an agreement letting the app spy on them when they choose to use it.
Facebook, Instagram, etc., are all the same.

[Anonymous No.20883547]

>>20883073
>>20883192
I think he's going to attempt AirBNB. Imagine if it's something like Robinhood though. Exponential meme factor. That bastard Ackman might actually do it too

[Anonymous No.20883548]

>>20883517
google is run by pajeet and is spyware too yet they dont talk about that

[Anonymous No.20883560]

what the hell is ticktoc? is it that hookup app that everyone's using now. you know the one where prostitution is allowed or at least they say it ain't but they do it with a "wink wink" as they say it.

[Anonymous No.20883563]

>>20881346

[Anonymous No.20883566]

>>20883504
Arent there other clones ready to go by big tech? Thought i read even fb had one in the wings

[Anonymous No.20883567]

>>20883539
>Windows isn't spyware
kek'd

[Anonymous No.20883570]

>>20883545
Yes but Facebook sells the data to the US Gouvernment which is kosher

[Anonymous No.20883584]

>>20883563
Nicely done. But, uh... Aren't you worried about getting banned?

[Anonymous No.20883590]

>>20883560
Fucking boomer, its a short video social media app, that is used mostly by zoomers

[Anonymous No.20883594]

>>20883560

Like Vine but for dancing/lip syncing videos. Mostly used by teen/early 20s thots for sexual competition

[Anonymous No.20883614]

>>20883566
i didn't read anything about that anywhere so i don't know wouldn't be surprised if facebook did it tho

[Anonymous No.20883615]

the only thing i know about tik tok is that 90% of the tranny webms on /gif/ use it

[Anonymous No.20883616]

>buying another round of 1000 dollars worth of index funds for the month of August

My retirement fund grows

[Anonymous No.20883626]

>>20883584
I've evolved beyond the point of using /smg/ regularly, desu
I had to let you guys know

[Anonymous No.20883639]

>>20883560
App for teens and college students. Appears to be a place to post short videos and stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.20883644]

>>20883594
at least vine had funny nigger shenanigans. tik tok is just roasties doing cringe dance routines, idk who their target is. mostly simps I guess

[Anonymous No.20883646]

Whats up with the intel stock?

Good to buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.20883655]

>>20881321
checkem

[Anonymous No.20883669]

>>20883644
Its just softcore underage jerk off material.

[Anonymous No.20883680]

>>20883563
>>20883626

Godspeed, anon.

[Anonymous No.20883686]

>>20883646
NASDAQ is at all time high, and Intcels are still down 30% from the crash. Wait for a correction in the broader tech market.

[Anonymous No.20883690]

Based?

[Anonymous No.20883692]

>>20883644
>idk who their target is

each other, for social media clout and influence. with that clout and influence they can get boys/money.

[Anonymous No.20883711]

>>20883690
This will ruin my favorite podcast

[Anonymous No.20883718]

>>20881668
I am shorting China, the dam is gonna collapse

[Anonymous No.20883728]

>>20881346
Probably staring at the wall. I just moved so I don't know anybody. My watchlist is massive and I'm comfortable holding what I have so nothing to research. Going to be boring as fuck.

[Anonymous No.20883740]

>>20883646
No wait at least a quarter or two. It probably languishes as amd eats share

[Anonymous No.20883789]

>>20883692
it's annoying how we're creating a generation of narcissists. and I say this as a millennial who feels totally detached from zoomers

[Anonymous No.20883846]

>>20883789
>it's annoying how we're creating a generation of narcissists

we're not creating anything, social media is just a mirror, and modern amenities allow people to be disinhibited for the first time in history.

[Anonymous No.20883855]

>>20883789
Its only the good looking ones and thats not new

Uggos get 2 likes and 3 followers.

[Anonymous No.20883883]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TECH UP AFTER CONGRESS HEARING, KODAK UP AFTER TRUMP SAID IT, DONAL PLEASE EAT AT DENNYS ON MONDAY!!!!!! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHDOWN IN A HOOOLE AND I DONT KNOW IF I CAN ESCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.20883916]

>>20883690
no thats tyranny and gives american social media a monopoly even more

people were talking about pro trump , anti corona, pro white/anti black stuff

all on tiktok thats why they dont like it

they were getting completely exposed

[Anonymous No.20883919]

>Donald Trump signs executive order shutting down all dine-in restuarants except Denny's

[Anonymous No.20883945]

>>20883916
have you not realized trump is literally a tyrant

[Anonymous No.20883949]

>>20883547
He's going to buy reddit

[Anonymous No.20883950]

>>20883883
>DONAL PLEASE EAT AT DENNYS ON MONDAY
He only eats McDicks

[Anonymous No.20883951]

>>20883919
>Donald Trump loans Denny's $1B for its corona vaccine research program

[Anonymous No.20883952]

I grew up living in the middle of nowhere. 20 miles to the nearest town of any size. So all this lockdown, stay at home stuff don't bother me a bit. Now I live just 5 min away from a little ceasers

[Anonymous No.20883960]

so... is Huttig Building Products, Inc. (HBP)
going to moon on Monday? or is it prpo again?

[Anonymous No.20883965]

>Trump going after TikTok because he's too addicted to Twitter rambling
BUY TWTR CALLS
>>20883919
>Donald Trump give Denny's 1 billion dollars to work on a way to make covid vaccines edible in a grand slam breakfast

[Anonymous No.20884101]

>>20883965
Donald trump gives GameStop a 1 billion dollar loan to make COVID vaccines a preorder bonus in gamestop

[Anonymous No.20884170]

>>20883960
Its 2.50 , they will announce earnings, and someone bought 50,000 shares or something like that this morning. Im just going to buy 50 shares cause I fomo now

[Anonymous No.20884173]

>>20884101
how did the kodak thing even happen its a camera company ? LOL

[Anonymous No.20884191]

>>20884101

Michael Burry would end up like that stocktwits Kodak grandpa, times about a million

[Anonymous No.20884201]

>>20884101
Donald Trump issues an executive order demanding you use the last chance to buy NAK <1.62

[Anonymous No.20884204]

>>20884173
They also make a bunch of chemicals. They can use that knowledge and equipment to manufacture pharmaceuticals. Or at least building blocks.

[Anonymous No.20884238]

>>20884173

It was the weirdest turn of events in the market for a while.

[Anonymous No.20884241]

>>20883919
who ever hacked twitter verified accounts really fucked up not setting up options and getting those shit to pump/dump a number of stocks
Tesla, Apple, Microsoft.
imagine

[Anonymous No.20884270]

SELL TIK TOK!!!!!!! OH NO ITS GETTING BANNED

[Anonymous No.20884298]

>>20884241
>buy Tesla puts
>tweet out as Musk "selling all my TSLA to spend more time at SpaceX"
>end up rich enough to buy Tesla out

[Anonymous No.20884304]

>>20884241
thats because they were retard teenagers. they already got arrested, it was a 17 year old

[Anonymous No.20884324]

>>20884201
soon to be <50 cents

[Anonymous No.20884357]

>>20884241

[Anonymous No.20884405]

>>20884170
I dont know man, im skept on this. Thing we missed it

[Anonymous No.20884419]

>>20884298
>Hertz calls
>"Tesla will be buying out Hertz as we plan to revolutionize the rental car industry"

[Anonymous No.20884425]

>>20884324
You would be sitting on a goldmine with this stock

[Anonymous No.20884439]

>>20884357
>it's real

[Anonymous No.20884449]

>>20884405
If earnings are released in the afternoon then I will buy in before it

[Anonymous No.20884491]

>>20884419
kek

[Anonymous No.20884619]

Gold :: inflation-adjusted

2020: 183 USD
2011: 206 USD

can't believe people fall for this fucking meme

[Anonymous No.20884663]

>>20883690
No! Muh teenage girl dancing videos!

[Anonymous No.20884696]

>>20884619
Gold interest is driven by negative real return treasuries and an imploded bond market. The truly rich don't bother with stocks nearly as much as the peasants.
Goldmemers miss the point since stocks already account for massive inflation anyway. Anti-gold memers miss the point with thinking the interest in it is driven by concerns of inflation.

[Anonymous No.20884838]

I hope they pass the 2nd check bill next week. Clock is ticking. Congress is supposed to be gone for the fall break on 8/8. Pressure is mounting to get something done before then. On a personal note; I want my 2400 bucks as soon as I can get it;hurray the fuck up you bastards. I want my free money..

[Anonymous No.20884871]

>>20883916
>people were talking about pro trump , anti corona, pro white/anti black stuff
No they weren't, tiktok got infested by commies pretending to be hip to the recent trends while shilling their political messages

[Anonymous No.20884883]

>>20884696
Here is gold and silver inflation adjusted for last 100 years in log scale. Gold top, silver bottom.

[Anonymous No.20884907]

>>20884871
im on tiktok right now and almost everything is conservative and liberal people are being laughed at

[Anonymous No.20884914]

>>20884838
Congress does not normally go on vacation when there is big important bill like that pending. They will get it done before that date or they will delay their vacation until it's done.

[Anonymous No.20884933]

>>20882622
>>20883478
I've been posting about timber futures too, I bought calls on WOOD early July and did really well.

Why do you say don't buy supervisoranon? Check out uneducated economist on youtube he talks a lot about this stuff.

[Anonymous No.20884938]

Tiktok is getting banned this sets a dangerous precident for the future anyone holding social media should be worried

[Anonymous No.20884982]

yeah anyone holding chinese stocks should be worried

[Anonymous No.20884983]

>>20884938
Tiktoc is owned by the hostile foreign state of China and they can not be trusted with our data. America has the right to protect ourselves

[Anonymous No.20885003]

>>20884938
If you use social medias a lot, particularly if you make money from social medias, you should have backup accounts on other platforms and mirror your posts to those. Really important for something like youtube channel, for example.

[Anonymous No.20885019]

>>20884983
yea and facebook gathers and sells a shit ton of data without telling people to who god knows. Why haven't they taken facebook down. Yea tiktok gave a shit ton of data but i feel there has to be a standard other then the country it's run by

[Anonymous No.20885034]

>>20884938
good. fuck tik tok and fuck chinks

the new precedent is fuck chink subversion. i think thats a solidly good precedent

[Anonymous No.20885039]

>>20884938
It's getting banned? I thought Microsoft is trying to buy it? Don't be a fear mongering faggot. Post the source that Trump decoded to ban it. We both know you can't. Don't come to a board that literally thrives off news and then post stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.20885065]

>>20885019
Oh I’m not excusing the other companies. They are fucking terrible. But all of tiktok’s data goes straight to China and does not pass go. I would say that is worse.

[Anonymous No.20885070]

https://youtu.be/OA4iqIuoryk

THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
>THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
>THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
>THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
>THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
>THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
>THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
>THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
>THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING

[Anonymous No.20885074]

>>20881401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9SYhRVJv1Y

[Anonymous No.20885090]

>>20884838
>Gibs me dat: the post

[Anonymous No.20885093]

>>20881491
>JMIA
IM UP 75% Not going to sell though because fuck making money all about that crash and burn baby.

I get horny seeing life giving me everything then immediately ripping it away

[Anonymous No.20885101]

convince me not to go balls deep on AAPL calls during the next dip

[Anonymous No.20885110]

>>20885039
Source was posted like 20 posts up you lazy fuck just type tiktok ban on google and it comes up in microseconds,
>Trump decoded to ban it
retarded phone poster

[Anonymous No.20885116]

>>20882735
I found it. There is a function in Pine Script called security that allows you to pull data from other tickers

[Anonymous No.20885137]

>>20885101
We can't. Go balls deep.

[Anonymous No.20885175]

>>20885101

Make sure they're long-dated. Remains to be seen whether Apple crabs around 430 or even trends lower. At some point people are going to say, "all right, it's a good stock to own, but these prices are a little high".

[Anonymous No.20885176]

>>20883690
that would be dope. tiktok followers are fake anyway. just bots rewarded to those the CCP think are doing good.

seriously, make a pro-China TokTok video and you'll get ten thousand followers over night. just remember they aren't actual humans.

[Anonymous No.20885195]

>>20885116
good job

[Anonymous No.20885215]

>>20885116
Nice. I knew I saw it before somewhere but I couldn't find it anymore in the docs.

[Anonymous No.20885233]

>>20885070
It's not though, infact the water levels have gone down for now. You can literally see the graph in the stream you posted.
>>20885110
Honestly, thank god. Now the dumb bitch I work with won't laugh like a fucking retard at retarded zoomers doing retarded dance. Her child has downs and I can see where it came from.

[Anonymous No.20885367]

>>20885195
>>20885215
Yeah I'm pretty happy about it. 'Bout to get down to some serious backtesting. Weekend spoken for

[Anonymous No.20885400]

>>20883883
https://youtu.be/ZOgMc3AKje4

[Anonymous No.20885438]

>>20882140
That's probably the highest velocity money in the market and the closest fringe to default. If you take their combined credit and force them into insolvency what kind of burden does that place on the banks once the forbearance allowances peter out and they turn into realized losses? It's going to be a supermassive shitshow. I knew a girl, who at her first job, somehow managed to get financed for a new vehicle. That's a $24k+ debt burden that was leveraged on a temporary job, and her mother who cosigned isn't in a high paying job. She's now terminated job searching in what may be one of the most competitive markets around.

Then there's oil, production cuts and layoffs, that's a huge % of US GDP, and a substantial payload of well paid workers. Coal has also seen layoffs, BTU may well end up filing for bankruptcy again. 170 people, temp labor at $20/h, two months ago. Depressed demand will impact the whole system. Marketers got shitcanned for example, were among the first people to go. Look at any freight data.

It's like you're a robinhoodist.

[Anonymous No.20885500]

>>20881346
Watch baseball

[Anonymous No.20885506]

>>20885367
I'm not sure if there's a real way to simulate soxl beyond its range in pinescript though. Short of doing it manually of course (you can use 'var' to make "static" variables and then update the price action manually on each candle to calculate the current theoretical value of SOXL and plot that alongside the buy/sell strategy items, but the backtesting tools on tradingview will of course not keep track of that).

[Anonymous No.20885543]

>>20885500
As someone in Tampa, tha'ts really nice, first time ever seen manga of the rays.

IRL Tropicana Field fucking sucks and it's a shitty place to go, I don't know why it's popular here. Even as a kid they gave away tickets because it was sho shitty.

chotto reizutenaniyo

[Anonymous No.20885561]

>>20885438
Are you forgetting the fact that these tech giants service the entire world, not just clownfest America?

It's like you're an American who can only think inside of a small box.

[Anonymous No.20885604]

>>20885543
I know, I've been there. It's easily the worst field in baseball. The only redeeming feature is that it gives The Rays a huge home field advantage because of how fucked up it is.

[Anonymous No.20885619]

>>20885543
Another Tampa fag eh.

[Anonymous No.20885680]

>>20885561
You're aware the US literally dominates every import/export table in the world, right? SK, CN, JP, UK, DE... This is a fucking global crisis. Not to mention these tech companies only contribute like 10% to US GDP, weighted to 30% of the S&P. Their service regions are irrelevant. Let's not forget that many of the EMs are going to get BTFO from all this demand depression.

[Anonymous No.20885730]

>>20885506
Yeah I'm gonna spend some quality time messing around with it. I know SOX goes back to 1994 or something and that's the underlying for SOXX and SOXL. I can try other unleveraged and leveraged pairs too. The key being to get out when volatiliy is high and base something off that. Maybe SOXL and VIX. At any rate I'll post about it if anything interesting pops up

[Anonymous No.20885732]

>apple's yearly revenue and profits have been nearly flat the past 5 years
>the p/e was sitting around 15-20 for most of the last decade
I don't understand why apple is suddenly being valued like a growth stock. Is this a meme or is 5G going to give apple a huge revenue increase? At some point it has to catch up, right?

[Anonymous No.20885775]

>>20885732
Stock market sucks.
Big tech is its only asset class and doing quite well to match and exceed inflation risks.
There have been like 3 attempts to rotate out of tech. And the second there is any spike in fear, back into tech it all goes.

[Anonymous No.20885810]

>>20885680
dude america doesnt even make televisions maybe our only exports are fucking corn and wheat and onions

lol loser

[Anonymous No.20885817]

>>20885732
Every school district in the US is moving forward with a contingency plan that requires at-home learning, and depending on the district's agreements many are tied up in AAPL products. They will be providing every student in the body with their own iPad this year for that plan, at least where I am, and as far as I'm aware that only extends to elementary here, but that's still several hundred iPads and there's 24 elementary schools. I could see it going as far as a steep shortage in available product.

[Anonymous No.20885833]

>>20885732
NASDAQ and FAANG are a prank and a correction is coming.

[Anonymous No.20885838]

>>20881789
/biz/ is 99% retarded with both bull and bear opinions. If you take some /biz/ opinion seriously kys

[Anonymous No.20885901]

>>20881481
>Buy the dip.

Prepared 2019 Chad reporting in.

[Anonymous No.20885907]

>>20885810
We were net exporters in oil before the supply glut, which is why Saudi Arabia and Russia did everything they could to take advantage of it and destabilize our market. Factor in that US cashflows support virtually every fucking market the world over. That means even when there's no direct ownership foreign manufacturers are heavily indebted to the US. Then there's IP licensing and agreements, which is where the US truly shines. Not only do we singularly pay for all pharma research across the globe, but we also own virtually all the IP rights as an example. Same goes for technology products. Another is entertainment. And yeah, we export the fuck out of agricultural commodities.

[Anonymous No.20885929]

>>20885500

[Anonymous No.20885940]

>>20885833
>any day now

[Anonymous No.20885950]

>>20881481
>Bears are still posting about buying the dip.

We’re saying it’s gonna crash I ain’t buying shit till it crashes

[Anonymous No.20886000]

>>20885817
That would definitely be a good short term boost, but I don't think that will be a consistent yearly revenue stream after covid. Apple shares have doubled in the past year while revenue was up only 11% YoY. At least amazon has the decency to show a 40% YoY revenue growth with no slowdown in site for online retail.

[Anonymous No.20886053]

>>20881467
I can feel those marshmallows coming on.

[Anonymous No.20886079]

I’m going to be so bored my calls were just starting to print aswell

[Anonymous No.20886096]

>>20885680
>This is a fucking global crisis
You're overestimating the global impact of the nothingburger. This isn't something like 2008 where the U.S. collapsed on itself taking others down with it. Many other countries are up and running just fine. This is why you don't see compounding negative feedback loops in the market. As a matter of fact, other countries are eager to take advantage of the "weak" dollar by buying up U.S. equities, such as stocks. You would think Hang Seng, Kospi, Nikkei, etc would all tank with such cluttered populations right? COVID surely has to shut down their whole nations? Well it didn't and things are up and running again. Whereas during the financial crisis and .com boom, people actually lost jobs and slews of big name companies went up in flames. We're not seeing any banks go up in flames.

And before you tell me, "that's because it hasn't happened yet," that's totally OKAY. I will keep riding the market up until that first bank, airline, or service sector giant like MGM flops belly up - and that's when I'll be more careful. But if they DON'T go belly up, then you've just missed out on the bull run-up of your lifetime. Sorry dude.

[Anonymous No.20886143]

>>20886096
>We're not seeing any banks go up in flames.
Yet. Some of them actually already did.

[Anonymous No.20886170]

>>20886143
Not the ones that matter. I'll care about it when Wells Fargo goes belly up.

[Anonymous No.20886173]

>>20886096
anon, every single market tanked and recovered similarly to the US thanks to the printing. Look at world wide interest rates before and after March. If things were normal they wouldn't get a deflationary crisis to afford such cuts.

[Anonymous No.20886187]

>>20885907
actually americans dont own any of that and it all goes to big multinational corporations which do everything they can to jew the american people and build the wealth offshores

[Anonymous No.20886206]

>>20886096
Bank runs have been happening in China for months.

Banks runs in the US would have happened and banks would have failed but reserve ratios were set to zero and they have been backed by infinite money, making them "crash proof" just like Japan's zombie banks.

[Anonymous No.20886208]

>>20886173
It's not just because of the U.S. printing though - it's a global movement to reopen the economy - and many others have done so successfully. It's only the U.S. that seems like it's lagging behind because of the initial lack of preventative measures. But the other countries recovering on their own as well asides from the U.S. printing gives me (personally) a very bullish outlook.

[Anonymous No.20886254]

Hey, i'm completely new to investing. What broker should I use?

[Anonymous No.20886258]

>>20886206
Except those bank runs were fueled by rumors, and not on ones like ICBC..

[Anonymous No.20886298]

Anybody else in ATNM? I'm waiting for the PR on the 5th

[Anonymous No.20886299]

>>20886208
>destroying the dollar index and making USD not worth the paper it's printed on is bullish

We did it lads.
I shaped recovery confirmed.

[Anonymous No.20886302]

>>20886254
Vanguard

[Anonymous No.20886326]

>>20886208
America doubled its public debt in a month. What kind of effect do you think that's gonna have?

[Anonymous No.20886340]

>>20886302
Oh okay, why? I wanna make sure i'm picking the right one.

[Anonymous No.20886403]

>>20886000
You've got to consider that market pricing isn't a rational function. There are people that dive into stocks on the daily on the basis of news, their time horizons, risk assessments/tolerance, and upside expectations are all wildly different.

Day traders want to buy the daily bottom in a momentum move for the day. Swingers are slightly less sensitive to local bottoms. Investors are far less sensitive to all movements. And then there's gamblers who don't care about upside or risk.

Then there's the fiction of pricing a company, and the idea of efficient markets, and all the underlying - and broken systems that institutions use to analyze risk and value companies.

This is why you'll see a company beat earnings and then selloff, 'cause nobody actually has any idea what's going on, and they assume everyone already knew (efficient markets). But then it rallies after the drop, probably price insensitive investors trying to find a good entry, including institutional. Same with missed earnings rocketing.

At least when discussing AAPL, everyone in the investment world knows they have very sound fiscal practices, a la MSFT. They'll actually stash that money or reasonably invest it into relatively risk averse shit like developing their ARM platform. But no, I wouldn't rate it as a growth stock, they've reached a pretty solid point of saturation as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.20886494]

>>20886340
They have extremely low expenses on their funds.

[Anonymous No.20886518]

making new hang on

[Anonymous No.20886522]

>>20886254
What the fuck is a broker?

[Anonymous No.20886554]

>>20886522
something you break stuff with idk lmao

[Anonymous No.20886578]

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>20886572
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>>20886572
>>20886572
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[Anonymous No.20886609]

>>20886096
You do understand the Fed is buying up insane amounts of debt and their SPVs are still increasing their balance sheets, right? Their CMBS and MBS purchases are off the fucking charts. Disregarding QE in its entirety. There's so much shit that has yet to precipitate that it's insane. You should really look at the forbearance numbers and try and figure why the financial sector is still hovering around their lows, and how tied into shit like auto manufacturers they are, since vehicle sales are down some 20%. Rail traffic is down 15%. Airlines, restaurant, retail... All down, and a slew of bankruptcies to illustrate the point that nothing is actually healthy. Shit it paints a pretty grim picture that the CARES act reduced the reserve requirements to 0%. Consider what that means, and how badly that could play out when somebody walks in on the banks hyperleveraging trades with virtually nothing to back them.

And how is the market going to behave while our elected officials arm wrestle over the stimulus bill? What will that precipitate?

[Anonymous No.20886660]

>>20886340
Also, you want to open a Roth IRA ASAP. And you want to put the maximum investment of 6K in it every year. You can put 12k in the first year.

[Anonymous No.20886662]

>>20886494
just made a new account with them, thanks

[Anonymous No.20886803]

>>20886660
>You can put 12k in the first year.
WHAT??
Oh dear god can I redo?