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[Roko's basilisk No.21122607]

What is the easiest way to kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.21122648]

Death by embarrassment

[Anonymous No.21122785]

Holy shit. Delete this now.

[Anonymous No.21122800]

>>21122607
By buying LINK. Take out a suicide loan

[Anonymous No.21122810]

bruh

[Anonymous No.21122814]

>>21122607
reckt thread

[Anonymous No.21122837]

>>21122607
you missed out on a 3x-4x for a few thousand, big deal

[Anonymous No.21122840]

>Selling a suicide stack
You know there is a cure to not having a suicide stack right? The cure is having a suicide stack.

[Anonymous No.21122852]

[Roko's basilisk No.21122928]

I had over 25k if I've never sold. This is going to haunt me until the day I die.

[Roko's basilisk No.21122978]

Swing linkers be warned. You will beg for the rope.

[Roko's basilisk No.21123150]

Im drunk right now and im going to tell you a story...

I took out a 5k loan last year for around 5k link. I sold in increments after thinking I could swing trade. I'm now literally bankrupt. I spent all my link on chinese hookers. I'm an absolute degenerate. I now only have around 80 link.. Everyday is pain. The material world is not for me apparently.

[Anonymous No.21123248]

>>21123150
Im a winner

[Roko's basilisk No.21123307]

Before I leave this world I've told my friends and family who actually listened and gave a shit about me to buy link and hold for the next 10 years... Hopefully someone will heed my warning. Please /biz/ do not sell until it is time. The AI future is coming and I'm apparently not apart of it.

[Anonymous No.21123361]

>>21122607
don't tell me you haven't bought back in???

[Anonymous No.21123404]

>>21123150
Even worse than that is the fact you're a namefag.

[Anonymous No.21123413]

>>21123307
It serves no purpose to kill yourself. The dead can't tell me I'm smarter than them.

[Anonymous No.21123444]

>>21122607
You've only lost an x4, did you spend it all? Otherwise there is still plenty of room for further growth, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.21123454]

>>21122607
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

GET FUCKED FUD

[Roko's basilisk No.21123495]

The worst thing about this was two years ago when I had this really cute Chinese gf...

She broke up with me because she knew I would never amount to anything. I had over 20k accumulated at the time.. I told her I would be rich in the future. She told me I was a degen gambler.....

She was right.

[Anonymous No.21123966]

>>21122607
AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Roko's basilisk No.21124106]

I think im gonna go with the exit bag method like Robin Williams. I hope that when I die I can reflect the life I lived and I hope all you stinky linkies make it.

May kek and Saturn bless you all.

[Anonymous No.21124609]

Only have 551 link but never ever selling.

Going to get to 1000.

[Anonymous No.21124676]

>>21122607
I sold 500k under a dollar. Just remember it could be worse. There's always going to be missed opportunities, but also new opportunities everyday.

[Anonymous No.21125631]

>>21124106
this is what im worried about seeing, bizlets who got in early because it was shilled to them on here and now sold for one reason or another and are going to feel the bigest levels of regret that they ever could for the rest of their lives. i would rather chainlink didnt succeed than seeing a whole bunch of bizlet neets like me killing themselves because of literally a single wrong trade.

[Anonymous No.21126525]

>>21122607
normies will sell after a 2-3x
very few will be able to hold at 10x $100
autistic retards will hold at 100x $1000
the chosen ones blessed by Kek will hold till $10,000 and beyond

[Anonymous No.21126921]

you could have bought back at 1.6$ in march

[Anonymous No.21127066]

>>21126921
What part of fucking chinese hookers after his also chinese girlfriend left do you not understand?
Anyway, he probably roped himself during this thread.
God bless OP.

[Anonymous No.21127123]

Just kill yourself instead of namefagging and whining about your boring story.