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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.21153502

>>21153475
he sold when he should have bought
dear god he should have bought

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>> No.21153632

>>21153475
so what does chain link do anyway?

>> No.21153675

>>21153632
your mom

>> No.21153706

>>21153675
OOOOOFFFFFF REKT

>> No.21153716

>>21153475
anyone post the fat sergey leaving the hot tub meme?

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>> No.21153875

lol I made some myself
now i need to kill myself after it 100x

>> No.21153891

>>21153738
It feels unreal that this guy was right at the time, but within only a few months later the entire crypto market was completely obliterated and only LINK would manage to make gains for two straight years while everything else bled out to zero.

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>> No.21153970

>>21153475
I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

>> No.21154017

>>21153475
Guys there's this cute girl at work and she is easily a 9. We've been on friendly terms for a while but on Friday she asked me if I seeing anyone and suggested we should "Link up." Immediately I thought of Sergey Nazarov and I had a massive throbbing erection. Somehow she didn't say anything and still want's me to come over. Should I tell her that I'm gay or is it just easier to show her my portfolio?

>> No.21154067

>>21153632
No one knows.

>> No.21154101

>>21153475
Rory met Steve on Grindr. You see, it's an open secret that Steve is a sissy bottom. Rory was on vacation in CA with his wife and her mongrel negro child at disneyland when Rory matched up with Steve on the gay hookup app. They were both at Disneyland that day and like the degenerate homos they were (Rory being closeted), they needed to hook up in a public bathroom or behind a bush somewhere. Rory found an opportunity to seperate from his wife and negro while they were waiting to get on the pirates of the carribean ride, the wait was still 30 minutes which was enough time for a quick pozzing. Rory feigned illness from the lunch they had earlier, and headed to nearest bathroom where Steve was waiting.

After bottoming out inside Steve in the main stall, Rory pulled out his iphone and looked at his blockfolio. Steve noticed this and asked him about his holdings. After Rory mentioned NXT, Steve told him his "thick daddy" helped create NXT. Rory was exstatic, and flew out to New York the next day to meet Steve's thick daddy, Sergey.

>> No.21154149

>>/biz/thread/S4583633

>> No.21154218

>>21153776
the bogs read /biz/ and target this shit

>> No.21154231

>>21153475
Christ. I was in most of these threads. Why am I still here?

>> No.21154234

>>21153475
Jason Parser? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parcel a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parsers has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

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>>21153824
>buy 10k ODN instead
ahahahahaha

>> No.21154289

>>21153632

It makes cucks seethe. Vital economic function.

>> No.21154304

>>21153475
Sounds like xrp threads today. Except xrp is actually going to be the standard

>> No.21154319

>>21153632
Nothing. It's a shit 4chan hype coin.

>> No.21154353

>>21153824
>maybe in 2020
He was half right

>> No.21154394

>number to up so its not a scam!
cant wait for this worthless shitcoin to drop 50% in hours

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>> No.21154566

>>21154531
RIP

>> No.21154584

>>21153970
WTF i love SERGEY now.

>> No.21154676

>>21153961
hahahaha i forgot about this comp

based

>> No.21154709

>>21153475
6 months from jan holy shit id rope to lmao i remember seeing this post anon did you actually sell you fucking retard?

>> No.21155098

>>21154231
You and me both. I haven’t even made much money from this shit.

>> No.21155129

>>21153632
Kills kikes dead.

>> No.21155308

>>21155098
I just broke over 100k. I feel nothing anymore