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she suddenly rings your door bell. What would you do?

>> No.21232476

>>21232434
I didnt order a whore. Go back where you came from roastie

>> No.21232521

>>21232434
Punch her square in the face

>> No.21232529

>>21232434
politely ask her what she wants

>> No.21232562

>>21232434
Ignore her like I do everyone else.

>> No.21232564
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21232564

who?

>> No.21232584

>>21232434
answer my door

>> No.21232594

>>21232562
THIS lol

>> No.21232603

>>21232434
oi what u want cunt, your boyfriend and I are busy sucking each other off. He don't love you anymore.

>> No.21232612

>>21232434
>those lip injections
aaaaand she ruined herself. It was fun while it lasted.

>> No.21232623

>>21232434
Release the hounds

>> No.21232635

>>21232434
cum on her salad and call it a french dressing

>> No.21232636

>>21232434

put my dick in her ass

>> No.21232646

Just opened the pic.
Does she kiss her mother with those huge lips? Why is her head so fucking large, it's like half the size of her torso...

>> No.21232683

offer her 0.1 chainlink for sex
she'd be foolish not to take that.

>> No.21232767

>>21232434
Probably be too scared to open the door as I live on a rural property far from the main roads, its 4:30am and it is heavily raining outside with 20knot winds. Plus I don't have a doorbell, so that in itself would have me worried. I honestly don't think I have even had a person arrive at my home unannounced, partially due to the roughly 1km driveway.

>> No.21232787

>>21232434
Ask her if she has any hotter younger sisters

>> No.21232809

>>21232767
Sounds incredibly fucking comfy.
Good for you anon.

>> No.21232825

>>21232434
>these nigger lips
Awful

>> No.21232889
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>>21232767
Sounds kino, but if anybody were to knock at your door with that weather at that hour they're surely a djinni or beast of myth that will grant you wishes or take you on an adventure. Settings like that is how fables begin.

>> No.21232908

How the hell did you manage to ring the doorbell from there?

>> No.21232968

>>21232612
The wall is a cruel and unforgiving mistress

>> No.21232984

>>21232434
you're a man
>close door

>> No.21233002

incels all of you

>> No.21233036

>>21232889
Or how you get eaten by a wendigo. Let alone if it was a young attractive female. I would be politely asking her to leave from behind a locked door, with a firearm within reach. Give it two hours and she can come in for a coffee and dry off by the fire, but not at this time of night.

>> No.21233051

>>21232767
Sounds comfy, where do you live?

>> No.21233062

>>21232434
Have sex

>> No.21233094

>>21233051
russia

>> No.21233105

>>21232562
Fuckin BASED

>> No.21233140

ask her if she has any relation to sir igor bogdanoff

>> No.21233166

>>21232434
Open the door with my big fat gut hanging over my tattered underwear and let out a massive fart

>> No.21233249

>>21233036
This is why when I make it I'm going to have some kind of dungeon or holding cell in my house. That way I can let the djinni in from the storm, but there's 0 chance it's real Belle Delphine who slits my throat while I'm sleeping.

>> No.21233274

>>21232434

Lads here me out. I am legit one day marring this girl. I am British too, and she doesn't know it yet but I am marrying her. I am a 9/10 6ft2 Chad with big bags of capital, a 7 inch dick and top tier charm, and I've picked her to be my wife on the basis of her looks and banter. I am aware she has a boyfriend but that is a mere obstacle that is to be overcome. Literally within 2-3 years you will see me in the press putting a ring on her finger in a church. Cap this and remember this post. I am already making moves.

>> No.21233288

>>21232434
guys this is shopped right

>> No.21233291
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>>21232434

>> No.21233314

>>21233274
Don't bring that demon to a holy place unless you want her to go up in flames in front of your eyes

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21233327

Wrong house, thot.

>> No.21233336

>>21233274
Chad move lmao. A dude is dumping his cum inside her every night, violating her anus and that's who you're going to marry.

>> No.21233355

>>21233274
didn't read

>> No.21233404

>>21232434
Fuck off, I'm not voting.

>> No.21233457

>>21232612

FUCK, I noticed that too, fucking dumb bitch is going to have plastic face at 25...

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>>21232434
freak out since i don't remember installing a door bell

>> No.21233704

>>21232434
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>> No.21233877

>>21232434
>Bust copious amounts of nut
>Fire in the direction of her face
>Scream
YOURE NOT GETTING MY LINKIES BITCH!

>> No.21233978

>>21232434
pull our walther .45 and request name and to state business

>> No.21234026
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21234026

What do you want?

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>>21233036
>refusing to fuck an attractive female just because she's a wendigo
That's xenophobic, Anon.

>> No.21234895

>>21232767
How do you overcome the fear of isolation?
Also isn’t it kinda risky since it can be easy to rob?

>> No.21234924

>>21232434
>she
Shoot through the door. Empty the clip.

>> No.21234980

did she actually make her lips fuller? what is her fucking problem?

>> No.21235009

>>21232434
smooch her

>> No.21235019

on 2nd look it looks really shopped, nvm

>> No.21235056
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>>21232434
MY DRINK? MY DIET DOCTOR KELP? DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK???!!!!

>> No.21235068

she’s cute. you guys are delusional.

that said, I would tell her I’m not buying what she’s selling and shut my door. If she rings again, I’d invite her in for dinner.

>> No.21235155

>>21232434
i tell her ugly ass to stop advertising on 4chan. we know you do marketing for her. gtfo

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>>21233274
Godspeed anon, imagine the power of the most financially succesfull ethot of the century combined with an autist with heavy crypto bags. True powercouple.