/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21631864]

are you ready for another 500k dump tomorrow?
dont let me down marines and eat it all up like the good little cúcks that you are.
i want all of you to deposit your wageslaving money and buy my dump tomorrow so i can acquire a yacht for my cayman island beach mansion

im counting on you you marines,
Sergey Nazarov

[Anonymous No.21631896]

dr;ns

[Anonymous No.21631971]

>>21631864
>i can acquire a yacht for my cayman island beach mansion
Honestly, I don't mind sergey splurging a little because he is a young billionaire who will change the world as we know it. In the process he also made me richer than I've ever been in my life.

[Anonymous No.21632042]

>>21631896
i dont need you to read marine. just make sure you got that deposit ready tomorrow to catch my dump tomorrow ok?
>>21631971
have fun with those imaginary numbers on your exchange, i'll make sure mine go to my bank account

[Anonymous No.21632073]

>>21631864
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how Chainlink works.
Its superiority is only hinted very subtle, and without a solid dose of advanced autism most of the Lambos will go over a typical investors head. There's also Sergey Nazarovas very nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from /biz/ shitposting.
The real frens understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realize that it’s not just funny- it also says something deep about society.
As a consequence people who don’t trust Chainlink truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Nazarovs iconic catchphrase "Get in here faggot, we’re gonna save the blockchain," which itself is a cryptic reference to the Russian epic 'Crime and Punishment' or the struggle of life itself.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sergeys genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a QR Code tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.

[Anonymous No.21632080]

[Anonymous No.21632110]

>>21632073
this guy gets it. hold the bags and buy more while i dump mine on you

[Anonymous No.21632236]

500K dumps barely do anything these days

[Anonymous No.21632561]

>>21631971
what a faggot