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are you excited guys?

>> No.21633998

>>21633922
Yes because either
A) good news and price skyrockets
B) bad news and price dumps so I can acquire more linkies
I win either way

>> No.21634020

Yeah I'm looking forward to seeing all the shit posting I just can't get enough

>> No.21634049

I’m a nihilist and foodie so yeah of course I’m excited for a nothingburger

>> No.21634064

>>21633922
it will be like a big "football game" or whatever normalfag sport is popular at the moment

>> No.21634100

>>21633998
wrong. neither of that will happen. its gonna be a nothingburger and nothing happens to the price for another year

>> No.21634218

>>21634049
fucking kek

>> No.21634311

>>21634100
Good news = pump
Bad news = dump
no news = dump

>> No.21634354
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>>21633922
>Chinks wake up. LINK Pumps
You cant make this shit up

>> No.21634423

>>21633922
good god I'm so excited for you crazy kids

>> No.21634460

>>21633922
Price prediction?
I say $25

>> No.21634527
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how Chainlink works.
Its superiority is only hinted very subtle, and without a solid dose of advanced autism most of the Lambos will go over a typical /biz/tards head. There's also Sergey Nazarovas very nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation, his personal philosophy draws heavily from /biz/ shitposting.
The real frens of course understand this; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realize that it’s not just le funny memes. They know it also says something deep about this society.
As a consequence people who don’t trust Chainlink truly ARE idiots. Of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Nazarovs iconic catchphrase
"Get in here faggot, we’re gonna save the blockchain"
which itself is a semi-cryptic reference to the amazing russian epic 'Crime and Punishment' or the struggle of life itself.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sergeys genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have my wallet QR Code tattooed. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.

>> No.21634611

link -> IOTA

>> No.21634707

i thought it was funny that when I registered for the conference that in the drop-down box for "How did you hear about smartcon" there was an option for reddit but not 4Chan. LOL WTF?!

>> No.21634795

Somewhat nervous. I’m hoping it goes well so we see another pump. If it doesn’t go well then it prolly will dump a little or might be a lot due to normies not knowing to just hold.

>> No.21634840

>>21634707
Shhhh let’s not bring too much attention to us.

Let the normies do all the work for us anon. By the time things get serious for chain link and the normies are buying in we all mostly would have made it or got serious cash out of LINK.

>> No.21634897

don't think we'll see staking, but some other cool stuff that will pump the price
i base this on nothing but my gut feeling.

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>>21633922
Tesla partnership confirmed!

>> No.21635058

First time anyone has mentioned smartcon. About fucking time.

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>>21633922
are you going to get your gift op?

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>>21633922

>russian vaporware scam that swindled 32 million dollars from neets that bought vaporware erc20 tokens holds an online conference for their scam called 'Smart Con' after pump and dumping the token into the top 5 of all crypto tokens made so far creating a market capitalization of billions of dollars out of thin air.

truly ironic, because it really has been a smart con.

congrats on this, seriously.

>> No.21635100

>>21634064
>it will be like a big "football game" or whatever normalfag sport is popular at the moment
Christ you're insufferable
Is this the attitude you carry toward everything in life?

>> No.21635117

>>21635100
cringed so hard, I broke my own spine

>> No.21635207

>>21635100
Nigger lover
>>21635085
Nigger

>> No.21635318

What's going to happen at this SmartCon?

>> No.21635321
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>>21633922
on 8/29/2020, on the last day of the smart contract summit, as the last presenter... sergey nazarov will give his keynote speech... and the world will be changed forever.

>> No.21635404

>>21633922
Does anyone know which deity can make the price go to $81K by EOY?
I'll save my prayers for them

>> No.21635513

>>21634840
this, let others brag and get the attention, id much rather this place remain invisible

>> No.21635540

>>21633998
Crab at $16 for a year? I am ok with that.

>> No.21635561

>>21633922
so 8 days until the traditional dump

>> No.21635582

Sergey truly is the Smart "Con" himself. It's your call, linkies.

>> No.21635616

>>21635321
Sergey: *Tink tink tink*

>> No.21635632

>>21633922
Probably buy the rumor, sell the news like always... So dumping after. Still not selling, still not swinging though.

>> No.21635677

>>21635616
Ahem...

>> No.21635690

>>21633922
I'm so excited for you guys. You deserve this.

>> No.21635707

>>21634707

And that is a nod and a courtesy to us. They don't want to send more waves of normies to biz than they have to. That's to their benefit AND ours.

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>>21633922
>>21635632
>Probably buy the rumor, sell the news like always... So dumping after. Still not selling, still not swinging though.
CORRECT. NOT FUCKING SELLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
ITS MONKEY SEASON $1000 EOM LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21635752

>>21633998
Either way, it doesn't matter in the long run. What matters is adoption.

>> No.21635758

>>21635677
Fuck niggers

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>>21635207
>Nigger

ask yourself, why is there a basketball american speaking at smart con? I'm getting bitconnect vibes...