/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.21862128]

25 TSLA 2500c 9/4 edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.21862171]

plains all american pipeline

[Anonymous No.21862174]

>mfw my GTC 1899 TSLA buy might actually get filled this week

[Anonymous No.21862178]

FUCK APPLE AND FUCK JEWS

[Anonymous No.21862179]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.21862183]

Apple crabbing until Thursday and then pumping. 550 EoW

[Anonymous No.21862187]

>Everything I own either crabbing or bleeding
Why is it so fucking hard to make profit in this clown market

[Anonymous No.21862200]

FUCK THIS MARKET, ALSO FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.21862219]

If you love minorities you will never make it

[Anonymous No.21862223]

BOW DOWN TO ME SCUM I AM THE MARKET NOW AND I MIGHT SHOW YOU SOME PITY

[Anonymous No.21862225]

>>21862183
Reminder robinhood zoomers don't understand splits

[Anonymous No.21862231]

>>21862187
What did you buy?
Do you understand basic economics?
On what basis are you buying or selling?

[Anonymous No.21862240]

BUY THE TSLA DIP
BUY THE AAPL DIP

YOU WONT GET ANOTHER CHANCE

[Anonymous No.21862251]

>>21862187
you didnt hedge

[Anonymous No.21862250]

>>21862223
should have sold my apple covered call on open monday

[Anonymous No.21862253]

k what do I buy for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.21862258]

>>21862231
Tech
No
Because it dipped

[Anonymous No.21862259]

>>21862174
Fuck you, I'll start buying big 1$ before that to reverse the trend. You get nothing.

[Anonymous No.21862285]

>>21862187
Should have bought more back in march.

[Anonymous No.21862316]

>>21862258
BAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHHA

[Anonymous No.21862324]

I'm thinking XLC calls for friday, balls deep
that's what the fuck I'm thinking

[Anonymous No.21862326]

Genuinely do not understand this board. "should have sold my apple calls last week" $10 in any direction in one day is crabbing. Do you all not understand how larger stocks work

[Anonymous No.21862331]

>>21862316
hey asshole, this is a bully free zone

[Anonymous No.21862332]

>>21862128
Where is the rodent king?

[Anonymous No.21862338]

>>21862240
TOP*
FTFY

[Anonymous No.21862347]

Got $1000 to dump into calls. Thinking of.letting RKT settle into its support price and jumping in on some December exp. Will pull trigger tomorrow and let y'all know if it's a bloodbath or not

[Anonymous No.21862383]

Yall think $600 9/18 aapl calls will moon ?

[Anonymous No.21862395]

Buy LL calls for Hurricane Laura hitting Louisiana tomorrow night

[Anonymous No.21862398]

Does NVDA have further to go?

[Anonymous No.21862400]

buy WKHS peaks

[Anonymous No.21862419]

>>21862326
we only watch 1m candles round these parts

[Anonymous No.21862423]

>>21862383
No

[Anonymous No.21862431]

>>21862398
wait until new graphic cards

[Anonymous No.21862439]

>>21862423
FUCK U NIGGER

[Anonymous No.21862444]

>>21862439
Don't ask if you don't want to hear anything other than your own echo chamber

[Anonymous No.21862446]

>>21862039
Can you give me a quick rubdown what is this about anon?

[Anonymous No.21862462]

Today is last call for oil train.

[Anonymous No.21862463]

More like the DOWN jones, amirite bros?

[Anonymous No.21862465]

>>21862423
Are you stupid

[Anonymous No.21862470]

>>21862398
Yeah, datacenters are good, ampere leaks are okay. I'm long on it though, don't expect quick gains.

[Anonymous No.21862472]

If AAPL isn't 530 by Friday, I'm going to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.21862474]

>>21862398
Obviously... how is that even a question?
So does AMD, so does APPL, so does TSLA, so does GOOG.

Are you really getting shaken up just because the markets are a bit wild atm?

Also I came in here because I saw appl panic but looked and I only lost 1% per share yet gained so much this month alone... who the fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.21862486]

>>21862462
I just doubled up on xle

[Anonymous No.21862488]

>>21862462
Which ones do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.21862490]

>>21862128
Today is a boring stinker. Whatd you guys have for lunch?

[Anonymous No.21862500]

>>21862472
Livestream it

[Anonymous No.21862508]

>>21862462
i bought aapl yesterday instead of rds

[Anonymous No.21862514]

I just fomo'd back into TQQQ. Im such an idiot. This time with less cash that im more comfortable risking.

Pls dont bog me down

[Anonymous No.21862527]

>>21862490
Pancakes with ice cream.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21862543]

>>21862490
I haven't gone out yet. What do you suggest? Preferably something that's got some spice to it. I wanna wake my pallet the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.21862551]

>>21862527
whoa chubby bubby

[Anonymous No.21862559]

>>21862490
subway
herbs & cheese sub + bacon, chicken, hash browns, sweetcorn and cheese :^)

[Anonymous No.21862561]

>>21862508
HOW. THE. FUCK. DO. YOU. BUY. IN. SO. LATE. TO. A. STOCK. SPLIT?
You deserve it.

[Anonymous No.21862564]

>>21862490
I'm eating breakfast, eggs and toast.

[Anonymous No.21862565]

>>21862465
Come back to me when you're crying that you lost money because you thought another 20% rise in market cap was feasible within a month

[Anonymous No.21862568]

>>21862490
egg, ham, and cheese sandwich in a thomas' english muffin with chipotle mayo

[Anonymous No.21862574]

>>21862490
chocolate keto chow

[Anonymous No.21862577]

>>21862514
>he bought?

[Anonymous No.21862580]

>>21862474
I mean in short-term. Are we going to see it above 510 within the next week or so? Considering some options.

[Anonymous No.21862591]

Back after a long hiatus.
Are the c*nny posters finally gone?

[Anonymous No.21862593]

>>21862446
>Epic Games, developer of Fortnite is suing apple
>Fortnite is free to play
>Makes its money through microtransactions, through cosmetics that can be bought with real life money
>The game is on every platform including Apple
>Apple has a flat rate where they take 30% on all transactions
>Epic didn't like that so they put an option in the game to buy directly through them instead of Apple to bypass the 30% cut
>Apple removes the game from the app store because of the Terms of Service Violation
>Epic Sues Apple

[Celchad No.21862595]

>he didnt short the fcel 8% dip yesterday
>he didnt cash his puts out and buy in sub 2.80
>he isnt making money on fcel mooning rn

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.21862596]

Brehs, consider NAIL.

[Anonymous No.21862601]

I have a 8/28 apple 515 call. How fucked am i?

[Anonymous No.21862603]

>>21862490
cheese quesadilla with extra salt and ortega sauce.

[Anonymous No.21862606]

>>21862490
I'm going to have dinner soon, 6:30pm here now.
Salmon and spinach tonight

[Anonymous No.21862633]

>tfw sold EMAN yesterday

whatever I hate penny shits, I was still up like 90%

[Anonymous No.21862638]

>>21862601
Depends on the premium you paid for it

[Anonymous No.21862644]

>>21862593
I bet they're going to try to charge money for using UE4 to make up for lost profits..

[Anonymous No.21862645]

>>21862490
Grabbed some McDonald's between classes, quarter pounder and fries.

[Anonymous No.21862652]

>>21862543
I'm not sure what you live around. When I lived in NC they had a great wing joint with all different spice levels and really incredible hot fries as well. So I'm going to say go to your local wing joint and do that for the heat.
>>21862559
Subways meats are too wet for me but definitely better than my lunch so I can't even talk
>>21862564
That also wouldve been better than mine. I had 2 leftover hot dogs with onion and cheese cause I missed breakfast. Had a bbq this weekend and people only ate half the food so I've just been trying to save money by eating the rest of it but tbqhwy im fucking over it

[Anonymous No.21862653]

>>21862601
Cutting it close. I think they'll at the very least hit 525 EoW

[Anonymous No.21862654]

>>21862561
had to wait for my scholarship money to show up in the bank to afford a share

[Anonymous No.21862661]

On my way back up now finally.

[Anonymous No.21862666]

>All my stocks are crabbing or bleeding
>WKHS finally in green, sell it to try and counteract all these loses
>It goes up another 5%
Fuck me

[Anonymous No.21862668]

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/08/25/3-reasons-why-i-sold-half-of-my-apple-stock/
pahahahahahahahhaha imagine being this guy, selling half your AAPL during a pumping stock split clown market AND writing for the motley fool
he literally only had to wait until Friday KEK

[Anonymous No.21862675]

everything is falling into place
spy calls with my last bit of leverage

[Anonymous No.21862690]

>>21862601
If you believe harder then my calls will pump too. Don't lose hope.

[Anonymous No.21862696]

>>21862644
Maybe. Though, they're letting anyone use Unreal Engine 5 for free. Only have to pay royalties when you hit 1m in profit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21862703]

>>21862652
There's a dominoes in a gas station near by. They could get some wings there. That actually sounds pretty fucking good anon.

[Anonymous No.21862708]

>>21862593
>Apple removes the game from the app store because of the Terms of Service Violation
>Epic Sues Apple

i don't get it. if they violated the terms of service doesn't that mean apple wins? what's epic's case exactly?

[Anonymous No.21862710]

>>21862490
cocaine and a hooker

[Anonymous No.21862713]

>>21862652
where are you from that you put cheese on a hot dog?

[Anonymous No.21862718]

>>21862472

If you bought a 530 call you’re a fuckin idiot

[Anonymous No.21862725]

>>21862593
Taking the entire thing was especially brazen, how could they have thought they'd get away with that?

[Anonymous No.21862737]

>>21862128
You idiots

5:1 split. What's 420 * 5? That's the top for Tesla.

[Anonymous No.21862741]

>>21862708
"apple's control over the apple 'ecosystem' constitutes a monopoly"

[Anonymous No.21862743]

>>21862666
grab some $17 8/28 puts to soothe the pain

[Anonymous No.21862747]

>>21862713
the grilled hotdog with cheese at five guys tastes just like pa used to make it

[Anonymous No.21862748]

>>21862603
>ortega
Red or green, big papa

[Anonymous No.21862751]

>>21862490

Spam sandwich toasted bread mayo n lettuce tomato

[Anonymous No.21862758]

>>21862708
Epic tried to go around paying Apple's fees for being a free download that has in app purchases

They will lose. Eveyone who has gone up against apple on this has

[Anonymous No.21862759]

>>21862708
They're arguing Trust violations or something. I'd like to see Apple lose but I genuinely don't understand their strategy here either.

[Anonymous No.21862766]

>>21862666
>ever selling wkhs

Its not a damn day trade stock.

[Anonymous No.21862768]

>>21862748
red

[Anonymous No.21862772]

>>21862488
XLE should be fine

[Anonymous No.21862787]

>>21862713
I live in VA and it's really good.

[Anonymous No.21862794]

>>21862718
>Not buying 10% otm calls for 2 weeks in advance

ngmi

[Anonymous No.21862803]

>>21862710
Wouldn't that make you a cannibal?

[Anonymous No.21862810]

>>21862490
I havent even eaten breakfast. Keep dozing off. My mind is changing. If im really tired or bored ornnervous like right now (losing out on potential gains since im making no moves right now) for some reason my eyes want to close on their own. Had a job where the manager was over the policies and stuff the first day there. Eyes kept closing and couldn't keep them focused. Not sure what's changed that this happens now.

[Anonymous No.21862812]

>>21862713
Its not a regional thing I've had to eat a hotdog a day for the past 4 fucking days to get my moneys worth im doing anything to change it up man. And for what its worth, it's fuckin good honestly id do it again
>>21862703
On one hand im happy to have helped but on another im not sure that i did help if youre eating gas station dominos. Lol baggie what state are you even from i havent ever even seen a gas station dominos

[Anonymous No.21862828]

>>21862713
>never heard of a chili cheese dog
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.21862834]

>>21862596
This dip looks tasty

[Anonymous No.21862835]

>imagine buying Tesla at $2100

[Anonymous No.21862840]

I have no sympathy for tankertards but wtf happened to DHT? Did a ship get knocked out by a storm or something

[Anonymous No.21862843]

>>21862787
shit anon you spooked me im actually from VA as well

[Anonymous No.21862849]

>>21862812
>>21862787
>>21862747
alright I'm sold

[Anonymous No.21862860]

>>21862828
Some of my fondest memories as a wee lad were going to the AMC palace cinema with my grandmother and having a big chili cheese hot dog and large coke icee. Those were simpler times

[Anonymous No.21862864]

>>21862713
>>21862747
Chili dogs are based. My extreme autism like love for Sonic the Hedgehog got me into like Chili dogs.

>>21862803
Not what I meant when I say eating out. I also have oral herpes.

[Anonymous No.21862887]

>he didnt buy fngu in march
yikes

[Anonymous No.21862893]

>>21862860
Hell yeah, chili cheese dogs are nostalgic as fuck. So is sonic the hedgehog, remember how great those times were?

[Anonymous No.21862899]

>>21862864
they're better if the hotdog is deep fried

[Anonymous No.21862911]

>>21862864
Ahhh a man of culture. I also have oral herpes and possibly oral herpes in my dickhole but not sure. Do u tell girls before u begin physical contact? I dont and just hope they already have it or dont get it. One girl got it i pretended like it wasnt from me but she was a virgin so idk how she made that one work

[Anonymous No.21862914]

>>21862864
Everyone has oral herpes I thought just doesnt ever breakout for most strains

[Anonymous No.21862916]

>>21862514
thanks buddy, I was worried people were looking to get off this train. Pump my bags

[Anonymous No.21862928]

is he right?

[Anonymous No.21862966]

>>21862928
I dont expect tesla to ever get above 400 dollars after the split

[Anonymous No.21862984]

>>21862928
For TSLA and AAPL, yes.

[Anonymous No.21862985]

>>21862490
>implying I can eat before I make some gains

[Anonymous No.21862987]

>>21862928
sure just like every other analysts' predictions on a stock

[Anonymous No.21862993]

>>21862840
Looked at it for 3 seconds. Today is its ex-dividend date

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21862995]

>>21862812
I'm in Communisticut. Actually I should go to the BBQ place and get the smoked wings with the cajun dry rub. It's only 2 more dollars and they probably use bigger fresh wings and not those frozen shits.

[Anonymous No.21862997]

>>21862966
why?

[Anonymous No.21862998]

>>21862914
>Everyone has Oral herpes
Disgusting slut

[Anonymous No.21863004]

>>21862766
>up and down 5% a day
yes it is

[Anonymous No.21863012]

>>21862462
i've owned XOM for 3 months and want to KMS myself. please tell me things will get better.

[Anonymous No.21863022]

>>21862666
It finally breaks through and you sell? Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.21863030]

>>21862810
R u depress?
>>21862751
Gross amigo
>>21862603
Would have preferred this of all things mentioned i think. Red sauce only though I'm not a Mexican broad

[Anonymous No.21863039]

There is no way i shouldnt sell wkhs now and rebuy at $15 right?

[Anonymous No.21863047]

>>21862997
>Stock splits for the first time for a group of uneducated kids realizing they didnt just make free money
>All dumping the extra shares they got to get "free money"

I dont trust stocks that rely on kids with brokerage accounts

[Anonymous No.21863052]

>>21862911
I try to avoid hanging out when outbreaks happen. Otherwise I'll try to call in sick or cover it up with a band aid and say it was a shaving accident or something. So far I haven't given it to anyone and I was in a relationship for like 4 years. Don't know how I got so unlucky getting it if it's this hard to spread.

>>21862914
Meh, I doubt everyone but it's a lot more common than people think.

>>21862899
I just like chilidogs and sonic the hedgehog.

[Anonymous No.21863063]

>>21862843
Richmond here still seething about Stonewall Jackson's statue

[Anonymous No.21863079]

>>21863039
Not when it’s finally pushing like this so close to contract.

[Anonymous No.21863080]

>>21863047
there's only so many kids that will do this.
once the bottom is in, it'll start pumping.
then, all the kids will FOMO back in.
it's gonna be parabolic.

[Anonymous No.21863083]

>>21862995
o now we are talking. Do that and post pics to dab on my shitty hot dog life. I think I'm throwing the rest of the bbq leftovers out bros its not worth the $15 ill save anymore

[Anonymous No.21863093]

>>21863052
Take lysine supplements my man. Havtn had a bad outbreak since. If u feel the tingle pop 3 of them and it immediately goes away. Havent had a bad outbreak in years. Its a godsend idk why more people dont know about it

[Anonymous No.21863103]

>>21863022
You don't know it broke through until after it does, dicksucker. It could have easily just went down again.

[Anonymous No.21863109]

>>21862998
Its about 50%

[Anonymous No.21863110]

NIO AT 17

OOOOOOOoooooOooooo

[Anonymous No.21863113]

>>21863012
I sold my XOM three months ago after holding since March and I couldn't be happier. It'll go up but it'll take a while

[Anonymous No.21863114]

>>21862666
you need to learn to dump the losers faster and keep the winners
rookies do the opposite and basically try to martingale method the stock market, but eventually you have to start putting your paychecks to other things as the bags get heavier

[Anonymous No.21863115]

>>21863079
when is the contract?

[Anonymous No.21863128]

imagine chasing WKHS when it's pumping on no news instead of just waiting until tomorrow morning to buy at a 10% discount

[Anonymous No.21863131]

>people still fall for this shit
>tradingview doesn't even bother with the 99.99..%

[Anonymous No.21863136]

>>21863110
Only because i dont own it.

[Anonymous No.21863142]

>>21863083
Hold on there, chief. What kind of leftovers are we talking.

[Anonymous No.21863149]

>>21863093
Thanks

[Anonymous No.21863150]

>>21863063
lmao youre surrounded by hip sjw too thats brutal. I'm up by DC and can at least avoid it walking around for the most part. Did catch a few Easter egg basket haired whales doing an anti specifically black abortion rally thing down the corner the other week though. Its all become so odd

[Anonymous No.21863181]

>NAK
Looks like I'm stuck with these bags until 2030.

[Anonymous No.21863184]

>>21863103
You asked that after it broke through you stupid fucking mongloid. Actually you know what. Sell now. It’s going back to $15.

[Anonymous No.21863192]

>>21862928
HAHAHAHAH
he is so fucking wrong

[Anonymous No.21863193]

>>21863131
This is the limit where it flips from -99.99% to -100%

[Anonymous No.21863197]

Hi /SMG/

I'm making a DoomBull portfolio. I've got:
UUUU - Energy Fuels Inc
HL - Helca Mining
LMT - Lockheed Martin Corporation
What other Stocks should I have for Cold War 2.0 Chink China Chinese chicken, "Boogaloo Edition", decade?

[Anonymous No.21863208]

>>21863150
Yeah it's pretty bad. Day to day it's fine though since I live in a quiet neighborhood and people mostly seem apathetic here. The yard signs grovelling to niggers is annoying though.

[Anonymous No.21863209]

>>21862462
what do you think on CDEV?, seems like it has growth potential

[Anonymous No.21863212]

>>21863047
>/smg/ constantly flipflopping between thinking Zoomers make up enough of the market to crash or pump it

[Anonymous No.21863228]

*dabs on your memelines*

[Anonymous No.21863236]

BLNK got me suicidal lol

[Anonymous No.21863242]

>>21863131
Holy shit what's the story behind that stock?

[Anonymous No.21863244]

>>21863181

They’ll be delisted before then and you’ll lose everything

[Anonymous No.21863248]

Not getting my daily dopamine hits holding tesla and apple. I'll be back for power hour, fuck this.

[Anonymous No.21863251]

>>21862794
2 weeks is too close. 10% OTM is good though.

[Anonymous No.21863273]

>>21863197
You have no idea what doombull is or does. Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.21863285]

>>21863128
that's only true till it isn't anon we all know this

[Anonymous No.21863293]

AYX needs to pull itself together.

[Anonymous No.21863295]

>eating McDonalds
none of you are going to make it

[Anonymous No.21863299]

>>21863142
1 hamburger, a handful of hotdogs. Those im trashing at this point I can't take another one of either and really my body probably doesn't want that much red meat. Leftover corn and grilled zucchini I may keep for meals this week though. Maybe some pasta salad idk
>>21863208
There's a few BLM in my neighborhood but for the most part people seem to leave it alone. Although I grabbed a pizza a week ago and saw a black dude with an I CANT BREATHE shirt on hop out of a fire rescue truck. Youd think they'd remain publicly impartial but to be fair what do I give a shit

[Anonymous No.21863305]

>>21863242
It's a certifie scam.
The only things they do are offerings and reverse splits.

[Anonymous No.21863308]

Where’s the anon who said Apple would crab in the 490s today

he was right

[Anonymous No.21863322]

>>21863285
i bought puts at the top

[Anonymous No.21863325]

>>21863131
Don't remind me of that piece of shit!

[Anonymous No.21863338]

>>21863236
i took the loss. i have owned 2 EV's and yeah blink sucks.
i didn't go in earlier when it was cheaper because i know i don't use their chargers, then i fomo'd in like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.21863358]

>>21863299
Shred everything and throw it in mac n cheese

[Anonymous No.21863377]

>>21863212

[Anonymous No.21863380]

I just went all in on NIO. What is it and what does the company do?

[Anonymous No.21863395]

>>21863131
kek my coworker bet like thousands on that pos. >muh turkey contract

hahahahahahahaahhahaahahahhahaha

[Anonymous No.21863396]

>>21863380
it's a PnD run by the chinese government

[Anonymous No.21863408]

>>21863209
I like PE personally. It appeared on many of my screeners last quarter which are very demanding on cash flow and growth. I have XLE and Suncor though because I'm Canadian

[Anonymous No.21863414]

>>21863396
Oh fuck me.

[Anonymous No.21863445]

>>21863322
>top

[Anonymous No.21863457]

I just got back from the gym. Looking swole af. Chest n bis day. What did I miss? Looks like nothing. TQQQ/FNGU back in the green. Retards still panic selling the most valuable company in the world before a split.
Some gay airliner is laying people off which Is completely unsurprising.

>>21860740
Dumbest post of the thread

[Anonymous No.21863463]

>>21863338
Yeah man I’m down 1300 on calls for 9/18 and I doubt it can recover but I still don’t know if I should sell

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21863469]

>>21863208
In my town there are definitely more blue lives matter and we support our police signs than black lives matter signs. Feels good bro.

[Anonymous No.21863470]

>>21863380
>just went all in
my dude i hope for your sake it continues to moon, i've been in for 220 shares since it was ~$5 and i've been tempted to sell many times already. there's no way this is sustainable right? but then i look at Tesla and think, you know, clown fucking world. let's go to the moon.

[Anonymous No.21863474]

>>21862743
so much ez money

[Anonymous No.21863479]

>>21863377
Robinhood popularity is always an exit sign

[Anonymous No.21863486]

What XLE positions?

[Anonymous No.21863489]

>>21863445
don't test me, child

[Anonymous No.21863491]

>average housing price in the US is 400k dollars
Approaching Dutch levels of housing market madness I see

[Anonymous No.21863522]

>>21863491
Now what's the average price per square metre

[Anonymous No.21863524]

>>21863358
Dude ill blow the plumbing out if I pull that shit. I'm cooking chicken tonight its time to fix my innards

[Anonymous No.21863527]

>>21862231
Buying memes when they dip.

10% each in REFR, SHLL, RKT, JNUG, SLV

[Anonymous No.21863543]

How can I short Joe Biden

[Anonymous No.21863548]

>>21863463
They're going to shake a lot of paper hands this week. When it pumps late Thursday just say "fuckin jews man" and take your gains

[Anonymous No.21863550]

>>21863491
that's about what I'm going to spend soon but I live in a place where that's a nice house and not a dark skinned favela city

[Anonymous No.21863553]

>>21863491
You guys live on non-existant land. It makes sense, the US is fuck huge. That doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.21863567]

>>21863479
some guy in the Zerohedge comment section actually put together an anti-robinhood portfolio (i.e. he was shorting all the pennystocks the robinhooders were flooding into) and he should be a multi-millionaire now if he followed through with all that

[Anonymous No.21863572]

>>21863543
Bet on the election
Buy calls in early November

[Anonymous No.21863579]

>>21863408
Leaf, what the fuck are your banks doing?
https://www.bankofcanada.ca/toward-2021-renewing-the-monetary-policy-framework/toward-2021-outreach/lets-talk-inflation

[Anonymous No.21863602]

>had to sell 400 of my WKHS shares at a $14.39-per-share profit to help cover my downpayment after holding out as long as I could
>the stock almost immediately pumps to the highest price it's been since the start of August

Reeeee

Well if I'm lucky it'll crab long enough that I can get back in. No idea how much longer the USPS is going to give me though.

[Anonymous No.21863615]

>>21863567
Do you have a screenshot? Sounds hilarious

[Anonymous No.21863616]

How do I short the dollar?

[Anonymous No.21863628]

>>21863524
That's why no one will remember your name

[Anonymous No.21863644]

>aapl calls down 33% today
>up 250% since Thursday

[Anonymous No.21863652]

>>21863522
about 3000 euros on average per m2.
>>21863553
You have no fucking idea how little extra houses get built here, moreover interest rates 30 year fixed on mortgages is below 1.9 percent.


Randstad in this picture is the main metropolitan area of the Netherlands which is 90+% low rise 120m2 rowhouses

[Anonymous No.21863653]

>>21863491
>dude just get a pile of cash from your parents, and buy a house, and get two roomates to pay it off for you

[Anonymous No.21863667]

>>21863652
>about 3000 euros on average per m2.
and what's America's?

[Anonymous No.21863690]

>>21863616
Tech and commodities
Short the middle class, what little is left and what little will remain

[Anonymous No.21863692]

>down $500 because of this fuckin AAPL dip

it doesnt get easier, you just become numb.

[Anonymous No.21863700]

>>21863616
PM's, crypto, other countries currency.

[Anonymous No.21863706]

>>21863615
I don't but it's back from a couple months ago when Robinhood was still publishing metadata and ZH would publish big movements in Robinhood world to make fun of them

[Anonymous No.21863707]

>>21863567
Fucking brilliant.

[Anonymous No.21863721]

>>21863667
less than 1000 euros

[Anonymous No.21863739]

Cramer warned us not to buy apple pre split lmao. Imagine listening to that guy

[Anonymous No.21863751]

>>21863692
Buy the dip

[Anonymous No.21863762]

are the NIO charging stations compatible with TESLA and viceversa?

[Anonymous No.21863765]

if you apple cost basis is in the $400's then I don't know what to say

[Anonymous No.21863768]

>>21863692
>tfw both in Apple and Tesla

[Anonymous No.21863772]

>>21863602
plot twist: dejoy spilled the beans to congress and this rally is insider trading

[Anonymous No.21863793]

>>21863377
>>21863479
>>21863567
Didn't Robinhood get rid of access to popularity data?

[Anonymous No.21863794]

>>21863739
It sounds like people should have listened to him. I still think it's going to pump on Thursday and then pump more on Monday. but the late week dump next week will be beautiful to see

[Anonymous No.21863816]

Where’s that guy that had like 70k in ONTX?

[Anonymous No.21863818]

>>21863793
Only recently and knowing Robinhood, they'll allow access to major MMs for a fee instead going forward.

[Anonymous No.21863824]

Surely AAPL cannot go below $495.

[Anonymous No.21863844]

>>21863762
Tesla superchargers are not compatible with other electric cars, but the generic chargers you see in parking lots and malls in California work with all cars. I'd guess NIO's proprietary chargers don't work with other cars, it would be dumb if they did.

>>21863793
only recently, like a month and a half ago.

[Anonymous No.21863852]

>>21863816
at the end of a rope probably

[Anonymous No.21863863]

Do you have any good stock to recommend? No APPLE, tesla please

[Anonymous No.21863862]

>>21863816
$ROPE

[Anonymous No.21863870]

Feels good

[Anonymous No.21863881]

>>21863751
I bought 5k earlier today

[Anonymous No.21863883]

>>21863816
that guy was so retarded he'll probably make it all back by going all in on APPL options for the split

[Anonymous No.21863892]

>>21863863
Microsoft.

[Anonymous No.21863894]

>>21863816
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

[Anonymous No.21863904]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF APPLE NOW. THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST DIP, THERE IS STILL TIME

[Anonymous No.21863912]

WKHS floor about to fall out
trend reversal inc

[Anonymous No.21863922]

>>21863863
Royal Dutch Shell

[Anonymous No.21863929]

When a broker says "You need $25k in your account in order to day / swing trade", does that mean $25k in total assets (stocks, cash, etc), or $25k in cold hard cash? I keep a little in TDAmeritrade to fuck around with, but most of my money is in Fidelity. Should I just swing everything over to Fidelity?

[Anonymous No.21863934]

>>21863816
just like my shitcoins

[Anonymous No.21863953]

my ostk puts are up 9400% today.

[Anonymous No.21863966]

>>21863794
Idk im up 4% on a blue chip company in only a few days of ownership I feel just fine

[Anonymous No.21863975]

>>21863863
Visa. boring, but will outperform others in the september crash. or you could cashgang it like half the market and wait for the dip and dump it all in financials

>>21863929
$25k in assets in your account. doesn't include things like if you have a 401k/IRA portfolio though.

[Anonymous No.21863978]

>>21863644
Boy, I hope buying an apple call today works out, then...

12/18 $540

[Anonymous No.21863982]

>>21863816
BUY THE DIP
lma0

[Anonymous No.21863999]

>>21863953
how much capital

[Anonymous No.21864013]

>>21863929
Total money.
This is done so stupid people don't burn all their money away, basically saying, "if you have $25k you are better and smarter than the others." Which is pretty stupid.
But it is also a credit type of thing. They want to know, or at least like to think you are good with money and you won't be a problem in paying them back if they let you trade on a margin.

[Anonymous No.21864035]

>>21863904
these gainz are gonna write themselves

[Anonymous No.21864045]

>>21863870
feels really good

[Anonymous No.21864093]

Give me one (1) reason my buy and hold portfolio shouldn't be 100% tech. You objectively cannot.

[Anonymous No.21864139]

>>21864093
It should be and there is absolutely no point in owning anything else.

[Anonymous No.21864144]

>>21864093
My NAIL outperformed your TQQQ and you can eat my butt

[Anonymous No.21864150]

How does options work for stocks going into a stock split? Like what happens if the strike price is close to what it is now, and then all of a sudden come Monday it's trading at a fourth of what it used to be, what happens?

I'm not touching options because I'm retarded but I'm curious what happens

[Anonymous No.21864154]

>>21862128

What do we think about POR (Portland Gen Electric) stock anons?

It is down roughly 10% today and might be a cheepie, looking at its ROA they tend to produce beter returns on their assets than most utiliy company management, even if their Fin manager needs the sword of Muhammad to the neck for doing energy market speculative trading, management overall looks sound.

[Anonymous No.21864158]

>>21864093
>buying and holding
>not leveraging to exploit price action
NGMI

[Anonymous No.21864161]

>>21864093
I think there should be something deflation hedgey. When there is a temporary dip before the Fed POOMPS the dollar into worthlessness to fuel the next rally. Bonds are absolute shit unless you get stuff you can sell to the Fed at their price control targets. Maybe something that tracks with vola?

[Anonymous No.21864168]

>>21864093
Eventually tech will also face the consequences of reduced demand because of covid
T. family works for HPE and IBM

[Anonymous No.21864170]

>/smg/ starting to turn bearish on AAPL
Finally, we can start going up again.

[Anonymous No.21864179]

>>21863999
I bought 1 contract Friday at 0.60. They were worth 0.01 Monday, then sold them today at 95 cents. So, I made about 30 dollars lol. It was my first options trade.

[Anonymous No.21864188]

is there even one good reason to use a limit buy order instead of a naked put at the price you desire if you have the money and desire to own those 100 shares?

[Anonymous No.21864190]

where my FAGTMANs at? We can literally not be fucking stopped

[Anonymous No.21864244]

>>21864154
more like POOR

[Anonymous No.21864254]

>>21864188
and to follow that up, thoughts on selling WKHS 9/11 15.5 puts?

[Anonymous No.21864257]

>>21864190
I wish I played fagtman at the start of the rally instead of playing covid stocks.

[Anonymous No.21864269]

What ever happened to Dave F the portfolio posting madman? Did he killed himself?

[Anonymous No.21864297]

>cashed in my airline and oil puts to get more tech
Based boomers and zoomies buying "covid recovery" trash and I will keep milking them for money.

[Anonymous No.21864308]

>>21864168
Not a fucking chance lmao, please try to remember how retarded Americans are with their money. These companies will do just fine and are the innovators, this doesn't go on pause at the big boys. Not for a meteor or any pandemic.
>>21864170
Yup I'm surprised it went red 2 days in a row, picked up some more today

[Anonymous No.21864310]

>>21864154
Sorry, I only buy stocks that go up.

[Anonymous No.21864338]

>>21864188
No reason, someone will pay you to take it off their hands at the price you want you cant beat that for stacking shares

[Anonymous No.21864344]

why is horse poomping anyway

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21864347]

>>21864188
It could go up and you could end up not owning the shares.

[Anonymous No.21864359]

>>21864244

Hmm maybe. I did go through with the Barrcik GOLD shorts and they payed out roughly 22% in spite of what everyone said about going against uncle buffet. Now I'm doing a standard ROA play because I don't know where else to put it rn.

[Anonymous No.21864367]

WHY IS NIO PUMPING SO MUCH AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.21864371]

>>21862490
i picked up some taco bell - for good measure

[Anonymous No.21864374]

why would AAPL stocks go down so close before a split? it doesnt make sense

[Anonymous No.21864378]

>>21863572
>Buy calls in early November
This sounds pretty good, desu.

[Anonymous No.21864381]

What are we doing with this WKHS pump?

[Anonymous No.21864395]

>>21864257
Sell your shitty boomer stocks and just watch FNGU and TQQQ all day. Every time it dips buy a little. Even if you get it wrong and buy the absolute top it will look like a bargain price compared to whatever it is at in 3 weeks.
There really is no point in owning anything else unless you just want some set it and forget forever stocks or want to do covered calls.

[Anonymous No.21864407]

>>21864381
buying $17 puts

[Anonymous No.21864409]

Glad I sold my tesla this morning at a nice profit

[Anonymous No.21864412]

Theme of the day is DON'T PANIC.

[Anonymous No.21864422]

still holding wkhs since $2. i can sell now and basically retire going tech/tqqq.
but i feel like wkhs will go really far soon.. take the risk???

[Anonymous No.21864430]

PLEASE ADVISE ME ON HOW TO DIE

[Anonymous No.21864437]

[Anonymous No.21864444]

>>21864367
analyst upgrades
plus that "battery as a service" model announcement

[Anonymous No.21864447]

>>21864374
Waaaay the fuck overbought. Index neutral. Profit taking commence.

[Anonymous No.21864469]

>>21864254
I've been doing that. Wkhs will either moon or die eoy. So whatever.

[Anonymous No.21864476]

>>21864374
Dumb niggers catching the fade

[Anonymous No.21864481]

what's up with oil? will it do better in some time again?

[Anonymous No.21864492]

>>21864430
Don’t trade options. Only do covered calls.

[Anonymous No.21864499]

>>21864381
ACOOOMULATING

[Anonymous No.21864504]

I got too many tech stocks, what else should I buy? Give me specific front-runners please

[Anonymous No.21864508]

Goog ath

[Anonymous No.21864521]

>>21864395
How do i have the balls to watch tqqq drop 10% even if it goes up 20% the next month

[Anonymous No.21864535]

>>21864422
If you've held this long youre waiting for the contract announcement either way

[Anonymous No.21864538]

How can i long lobster?

[Anonymous No.21864539]

>>21864504
Denny's.

[Anonymous No.21864540]

>>21864504
Semiconductors
Fintech
Biotechnology

[Anonymous No.21864551]

>>21864504
More tech

[Anonymous No.21864555]

>>21864179
Good job, now don't let it go to your head. First one is always free.

[Anonymous No.21864557]

>>21864504
RKT

[Anonymous No.21864568]

>>21864535
well thats the risk. what if they dont

[Anonymous No.21864571]

>50% tech
>25% health
>25% consumer goods
re8

[Anonymous No.21864592]

>>21864308
You're underestimating the size of the B2B market idiot

[Anonymous No.21864599]

>>21864540
You have stocks in mine for those? Thanks brother

[Anonymous No.21864604]

>>21864179
christ, I wonder if it's worth it gambling on $0.01 contracts every now and again.

[Anonymous No.21864609]

>>21864538
Hes dog whistling us telling us the market will snib and possibly even snab through the election. TYBT

[Anonymous No.21864621]

>>21864599
Soxx

[Anonymous No.21864632]

>>21864555
>>21863999
Both replies to me are trips. Going all in on the next one.

[Anonymous No.21864642]

>>21864521
You just remember that whatever action TQQQ/FNGU does it's underlying index is doing by 1/3rd and you re-fucking-lax and buy the dip.
3x ETFs aren't for every asset class but they make a lot of sense in tech because there's not any compelling arguments as for why it would suddenly drop.
Unless bond yields jump up or there's some other asset class that's performing really well money will keep flowing into tech.

[Anonymous No.21864649]

I have a lot of stocks I want to be in but not enough cash to actually make money if I spread too thin. How do you mentally give up on "missing out" on gains in one company/sector?
As a hypothetical, imagine you knew industry X was going to skyrocket over 6 months, but you already have money in industry Y which is also skyrocketing. How do you handle not having spare cash to put in X?

[Anonymous No.21864653]

Fastest and most clean way to kms? Lost 3k today

[Anonymous No.21864656]

>>21864571
5/10

[Anonymous No.21864663]

If you are a big boy, and you are reading this, please enlighten retards, should we run for our lives in the nearest weeks? Retards are piling into tech like sardines, we are pigs, too delusional, too greedy, oh there is so much greed out there. If you are cashing out, please guide us through darkness, show us the way. Many of us have so little, yet we can loose so much. Give us a sign

[Anonymous No.21864670]

Just bought 6 AAPL 720, 8/28 for $12. I'm financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.21864676]

>>21864568
Then why didn't you sell when it was at 20 like a great majority of us? Or at 19 earlier this month? At that point you watched it go from 22 down into the 14s and saw 19 again so.... you either believe in it or you're incredibly dense. You tell me which one

[Anonymous No.21864689]

WKHS puts for $17? Yes or no?

[Anonymous No.21864704]

>>21864663
idk I'm a retard betting on pharma (as long as it's not penny stocks) because of rona

[Anonymous No.21864710]

>>21864653
buy a bunch of brown paint
take a bath in it
go outside
yell ooga booga and kick down your neighbor's mailbox
wait for the bullets to start flying

[Anonymous No.21864719]

>>21864653
go to the nearest BLM protest and just start spraying

[Anonymous No.21864733]

>>21864689
free money unless somehow usps contract comes out before friday even though they said they would announce it eom september

[Anonymous No.21864734]

>>21864689
Maybe?

[Anonymous No.21864738]

>>21864481
Yes
>>21864093
None. It's all I hold and a couple REITs in Canada. Then I sometimes trade oil

[Anonymous No.21864741]

Everything vehicular is raising in price like crazy right now on the local used market. I sold my beat to fuck travel trailer for 5k even though I bought it near 4k 2 years ago never
Markets are being really weird.

[Anonymous No.21864744]

>>21864663
In the coming weeks, perhaps. Not quite yet but holy shit it's edging really fucking damn close.

[Anonymous No.21864747]

who is /cashingout/ this week
i feel comfy in my current gains but next week i think there will be a bit of a pullback

[Anonymous No.21864757]

>>21864653
I lost 8k in a penny all because I was too stupid to just leave it and dip.

[Anonymous No.21864759]

>>21864653
Ahh chin up sport it's just money easy come easy go right? LMAO jk get dabbed on dumb fuck I'm up $70 today LOL @ ur life

[Anonymous No.21864761]

>>21864653
Find the TSLA employee responsible for managing "accounts receivable" and force him to see the actual ledgers.
You'll be dead within a day.

[Anonymous No.21864772]

>>21864604
they where worth way more this morning (~1.30), but I slept in. I downloaded the app about an hour before close and was still able to make a trade that day. If the bank transfer wasnt instant, I would have bought them today instead of Friday and would have made about 10k, but Luck was never on my side. Still can't believe how easy robinhood makes it.

[Anonymous No.21864781]

>>21864571
>health
Moves slow. No point

>consumer goods
Literally just buy AMZN and AAPL it's the same thing but better.

>>21864653
>killing yourself over the minimum at a table at a nightclub
>killing yourself over the price of a 2002 Ford Taurus

You will never make it because you don't even have a concept of what constitutes a lot of money.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21864791]

>>21864604
you can get like 20,000%+ returns on those things if they do a kodak, but 99.99% of the time they go to 0. It's one of those high risk high reward type plays.

[Anonymous No.21864803]

>>21864676
that's why i'm asking.
as for not selling at 23, i wasn't expecting or looking that day when it pumped so fast

[Anonymous No.21864834]

>>21864747
>today there will be a pullback
>tomorrow there will be a pullback
>next week there will be a pullback

Enjoy your 30% tax on realized short term gains

[Anonymous No.21864839]

>>21864469
so if thats the strategy, do you want to sell the puts as far out as possible for the largest premium? is there any downside to that? assuming my strike is 15.5 and I believe it's going to hit that at some point within the next couple weeks

[Anonymous No.21864845]

>>21864747
Not pulling out but hedging my tail I you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.21864849]

>>21864834
>Enjoy your 30% tax on realized short term gains
???

[Anonymous No.21864859]

>>21864604
Your better off being the house than the player at a casino

[Anonymous No.21864872]

>>21864839
you want to be a buyer of WKHS puts right here
the peak of a pump is the worst time to sell them

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21864876]

>>21864653
nice try glow nigger

[Anonymous No.21864895]

>>21864803
I would suggest waiting especially at your buy in. There's really no reason it shouldn't be 25 to 30 before EOY with a portion of a multibillion dollar govt contract.

[Anonymous No.21864901]

How do you buy the dip if all your cash is already locked into the position? You mean you don't enter every position with your entire net worth?

[Anonymous No.21864939]

>>21864834
This is where I am at. Cant make the fun moves because of the altered risk vs reward from tax bullshit.

Makes me wanna move to PR almost just so I can do fun short term trades before next year

[Anonymous No.21864970]

>>21864872
why? i want to own the underlying, and am pretty sure the 15.5 level is where it wont go past, but will probably touch. will premiums for a 15.5 strike put go down or up as the underlying price drops from the 17.5+ pump?

[Anonymous No.21864981]

>>21864901
you use leverage on a small portion of your worth to limit losses and maximize gains

[Anonymous No.21864986]

>>21864144
What's the unleveraged version of NAIL, I want to look at it's SMAs

[Anonymous No.21864991]

Financially RUUUUUUUINEEEEEEEEED!!!!!

[Anonymous No.21865000]

>>21864642
Im convinced but im a bit sad i didnt buy soxl instead with my gambling money when im so bullish on tsm amd and maybe mu

[Anonymous No.21865008]

>>21864970
put premiums go up as the underlying price goes down

[Anonymous No.21865009]

>>21864991
jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.21865025]

>>21864901
Then you already bought the dip and you are fine.

[Anonymous No.21865068]

>>21864991
lol did you just buy this?

[Anonymous No.21865078]

Should I buy NAK if it hits it's 52 week low? Or is this degenerate gambling? I want to go put 2k into it and pray.

[Anonymous No.21865094]

HORSECHADS WHERE WE AT

[Anonymous No.21865102]

>>21864991
Might as well buy scratchers

[Anonymous No.21865112]

>>21865068
yes lmao

[Anonymous No.21865115]

>>21865008
that makes sense, probably should have guessed it was the inverse of calls. the 15.5 premiums for WKHS look good enough to a noob like me so i got money hungry. thanks

[Anonymous No.21865119]

when does USPS announce the contract?

[Anonymous No.21865178]

>>21864744
Thank you, fren

[Anonymous No.21865181]

>>21864991
>Paying $12.00 to get (You)s on 4chan

[Anonymous No.21865182]

>>21865119
End of September

[Anonymous No.21865191]

>>21865078
No dude. Stop it.
>>21865119
This information is posted every day multiple times a day, i will not spoonfeed you. Use your magic pocket super computer and Google some information if you refuse to lurk moar

[Anonymous No.21865195]

>>21865119
It's still up in the air. Congress simply can't get their shit together for some reason.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21865228]

>>21865078
I want to accumulate half the company and then take them private so I have my very own gold mine.

[Anonymous No.21865250]

>>21865119
It could be any day now until September 30th which is the absolute deadline. If we still don't have news then expect a massive crash.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21865263]

>>21865181
he doesn't need it to go up very much to get a decent return.

[Anonymous No.21865264]

>>21864981
How are you maximizing gains if you're only using a small portion?

[Anonymous No.21865267]

Someone bake what fuck

[Anonymous No.21865289]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.21865291]

can someone make a new thread? FFS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21865300]

>>21865291
we're only on page 9, chill out.

[Anonymous No.21865321]

>>21865300
>reddit doesnt understand to make a thread at the bump limit, not page 10

You faggots ruined 4chan even more than it already was

[Anonymous No.21865335]

Reminder Trump will lose in November

[Anonymous No.21865392]

>>21865335
good

[Anonymous No.21865400]

>>21865335
And we get a senile old man with a totally unappealing VP to replace him. Whoop!

[Anonymous No.21865402]

>>21864653
Don’t worry bro.
I lost 2k last month and made them back 1 month later

[Anonymous No.21865406]

>>21865321
>>21865291
Complaining but not making a thread... idk sounds like you retards are more than half the problem to me

[Anonymous No.21865413]

>>21865335
I hope so I want it all to burn

[Anonymous No.21865425]

>>21865406
Complaining about complainers but not making a thread...

[Anonymous No.21865432]

>>21863816
he's dead, just like SNSStranny and SAVAanon

[Anonymous No.21865439]

>>21865406
Im shitting

[Anonymous No.21865440]

Sold my only share of apple and dumped the 500 on RKT

LETS GOOO

[Anonymous No.21865441]

good idea or no?
american here, but if biden wins then people are gonna be swarming to buy guns.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21865446]

oh fuck we're on page 10, it was nice shit posting with you gentlemen

[Anonymous No.21865452]

Farewell

[Anonymous No.21865457]

>>21865449
>>21865449
>>21865449
>>21865449

[Anonymous No.21865462]

I take a nap and see a big red dildo 3m candles on NIO fuck happened

[Anonymous No.21865506]

>>21865441
H&K is doing worse and worse due to their shitty protection laws that protect their tech. Their guns are also more expensive than americans are willing to buy because of the huge cheap selection they have. They're gucci guns basically, not something you'd buy during a crisis. Don't do it.