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COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy:
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coomcoin

>> No.21865450

COOM is going to make it.

At least check out the website, anon.

We're trying to save you from chasing pump and dumps

>> No.21865471

HOLD YOUR COOM FOR MAXIMUM GAINZ

>> No.21865479

$COOM got some big news coming

>> No.21865487

COOM $0.01 end of nofap November

>> No.21865491
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21865491

is there an alternative to uniswap? my transaction keeps failing

>> No.21865532

$COOM is one of the only uniswap projects I trust fully

>> No.21865544

>>21865491
Slippage 5%
Set gas to fast

>> No.21865619

Raise your slippage and you will coom buy coomies now while you can still get more than 1million COOM for 1 ETH

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21865661

I am a Sperm Whale. Who else a coomillionaire?

>> No.21865682

COOM is a real project we have good developers working hard full seriousness big news COOMing!

>> No.21865835

Coom is the only Gemcoin out there.

>> No.21865877

It’s sad but you guys can’t convince people here to buy. I mean who here knows how to read a chart? They hear some fancy words and buy. That’s it. Monke see monke do. Maybe dev can add some cool sounding words to coom website

>> No.21865936

Seriously peiple think about it, this coomunity at the discord is solid, We have a guy vested in at 16k USD around 43 million COOM tokens. If we literally can pump this to a penny to then a dime...dump just slightly below a penny HODL then rise HIT ONE DOLLAR...and literally begin to gain attention to the point that we in yeara time get to a 15 USD mark to the point that we end up with a Coinbase listing where in fact a Fucking meme token is constantly shilled to normies to the point that they end up with PTSD from constantly hearing about COOM.

Think of the old days of 4chan when the scientology prank went down! Think of the meme magick! Think of the potential of this!

>> No.21865949

>>21865877 Us whales have strong sticky hands that will never sell. If you buy you become part of the COOM family and we will all make it. No cooming or selling ever.

>> No.21865968

What is COOM actually planning to do? Just be a meme coin?

>> No.21866043
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21866043

So many exciting things cooming. This is just the start.

>> No.21866054

Brigadier COOMERral Reporting! And Never selling... well I make some cash when hot 1$, only for the lambo, the rest will be in my sticky hands till 15 at least!!

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21866216

This is not a coin.

This is a cult.

A 480 addresses COOM cult.

>> No.21866255

>>21865877
They'll buy on the ATH euphoria, at the same moment when the chad sperm whales will dump their huge loads on them. Don't worry about coomlets, they deserve to be poor.

>> No.21866308
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21866308

This is OURcoin. This is our COOM. This is our chance to make it and escape clownworld. You can't outsmart clownworld, you have to outdumb it. COOM is funny. Funnier than doge. Funnier than tendies. Funnier than boomer, funnier than almost all memes. Join our coommunity and let's outdumb clownworld together.

>> No.21866575

>>21865544
checked and thanks it worked

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21866911

>>21865544
CHECKED

>> No.21867266

>>21865404
kek its a fucking cum cube

>> No.21867542

what's the make it stack currently?

>> No.21867850

Master coomer here sirs

>> No.21868030

>>21865404

At our current price of .000183USD per 1 COOM
As of 25AUG2020 20:18UTC


>BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>Risk: Small

>>10K: Private COOMER buy price:1.8257USD
>>50K: COOMtenant buy price: 9.1364USD
>>100K: First COOMtenant buy price 18.27USD
>>200K: COOMptain buy price price 36.5523USD

Risk Medium:

>>500K: MajorCU buy price:91.36USD
>>1Mil: CUUMlonel buy price 182.56USD
>>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral buy price 365.08USD

Risk: High
>>10mil: Major COOMERal buy price 1824.01USD
>>20mil: BLUE BALLS General buy price 3647.9

Risk: OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
>>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies buy price 1821t.99USD

>> No.21868138

>>21867542
1M cummies

>> No.21868282
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21868282

>He coomed?
>Poooomp eeet

>> No.21868533

>>21868282
very based sir

>> No.21868832

COOM is the one new coin that I might actually believe in.. we live in a bizarre world KEK

>> No.21868878

>>21866308
This is the most logical thing I've ever heard

>> No.21868897

If it can crab out of the bear market it might be the only shitcoin this year that makes it

>> No.21869797

>>21868897
poomp eet

>> No.21870056
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21870056

>>21868897
he solde?

>> No.21870405

I'm going to pump it massively, buy now

>> No.21870787

what a terrible day for crypto market

>> No.21871747
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21871747

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE GREASIEST COIN?

>> No.21871782

Imagine still holding back from cooming

A little goes a long way

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>> No.21872258

Not a shill, but realistically now is the time to put some money here. Even 20 bucks is a safe bet guys lmfao

>> No.21872352

>>21870405
Explain it.

>> No.21872725

holding $20, will I make it?

>> No.21872755

>>21872725
HOW ABOUT 200$ EOM?

>> No.21872782

>>21872725
Just put a $1 valuation next to the amount of COOM you're holding and decide for yourself

>> No.21872861

>>21871920
ayy lmao

>> No.21873322

Coombaya my ejaculords

>> No.21873499

>>21871920
coom is quite the precious commodity

>> No.21873503

AHHHHHH IM GONNA COOOOOOM
-said by no semen retention kings.

>> No.21873991

I'm gonna cook bros this is going up so fast ahhhhhhh

>> No.21874368
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21874368

we're all gonna make it boys

>> No.21874732

we made it

>> No.21875162

What a shit day

>> No.21875611

>>21875162
Dont worry man pay day is coming

>> No.21876263

>>21875162
slow and steady day*

>> No.21876304

What other exchanges is it aiming for?