How to effectively be a parasite in these trying times?

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How to effectively be a parasite in these trying times? Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:26:52 2020 No.21877963 [Reply] [Original]

When Covid broke out I jumped on my parasite mobile and applied for unemployment as soon as I heard about the bonus payments. Since I had more time to myself I began using the time to improve myself and begin savings accounts as well as a robinhood account. I began investing in late march when I saw a majority of stocks dropped in value in comparison to its Pre-Covid rates and have so far made 500 from selling stocks.

Wanted to ask is there any more ways to milk the government during all this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:30:46 2020 No.21878058 File: 140 KB, 749x735, 1594834683033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No. Youve already sold all the self respect anyone was willing to buy

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:43:58 2020 No.21878350 >>21877963 this is a gay meme

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