/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.21892330]

I believe in you Big Apple


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https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous
>>21889947

[Anonymous No.21892356]

those assholes i fucking TOLD about WKHS better stick their hands up and apologize

[Anonymous No.21892369]

Hop in, loser. We're going to Mars.

[Anonymous No.21892373]

I think this is the end Applechads

[Anonymous No.21892387]

>CRM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21892390]

LCi

[Anonymous No.21892391]

first for WKHS sucks big horse balls

[Anonymous No.21892416]

>TQQQ

[Anonymous No.21892418]

>gay phone man sells stock
>stock goes up
how

[Anonymous No.21892426]

ARE WE BACK NAK BROS?

[Anonymous No.21892428]

bought $300 fb calls expiring 8/28

[Anonymous No.21892445]

>QuantData
>We have identified an unusual $TSLA sweep that expires on 8/28/2020 with a strike price of $2,300.00.
>382 CALL contracts with a price of $13.08 were purchased at a $500,825 premium.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21892448]

>>21892418
>He sold?

[Anonymous No.21892447]

gimme tomboy gf

[Anonymous No.21892450]

>>21892391
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.21892452]

>>21892330
Tomboys are grossly (pun intended) overrated. Some slovenly bitch who cant cook, wont clean, dresses like a dyke, farts around you and is clueless in the sack. Hard pass.

[Anonymous No.21892453]

>>21892416
>FNGU

[Anonymous No.21892459]

>>21892364
With you anon. I accidentally bought AAPL 8/28 instead of 9/11. Lost $50. It hurts.

[Anonymous No.21892471]

So, big man Jerome is making some announcements tomorrow at 2pm UK time, which means half an hour before US market opens.

What effect do you expect from this? Will there be a dip we can take advantage of?

[Anonymous No.21892481]

>>21892445
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.21892486]

>>21892445
Literally a rounding error.

[Anonymous No.21892487]

>>21892387
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.21892494]

>>21892330
Im going to have to go with the tomboy on this one.

[Anonymous No.21892512]

>>21892471
If he announces more inflation (he will) I'd say everything except the Banks will pump.

[Anonymous No.21892513]

>>21892391
>does the same shit every week since early july
>every time it pumps anons in SMG fomo in and lose money
heres how to play wkhs:
run strangles/ICs in the 14/19 range until the end of september
at the end of september we will hear news regarding the contract, before then open up straddle positions because wkhs will either go back down to 4 or shoot way up depending on how the contract goes, you win either way

[Anonymous No.21892525]

>>21892487
ITS NOT STOPPING HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE

[Anonymous No.21892528]

CLSK is really hurting me right now, bros.

[Anonymous No.21892537]

>>21892387
i have no idea wtf CRM even is but jared from livetraders mentioned it today and i scalped a quick $200 total off two of the breakouts, feels good.

[Anonymous No.21892541]

>>21892471
Yea, the dip is RIGHT NOW. Literally take your life savings, at this very moment, and put every penny into TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.21892545]

Hmm...i would love to sell ibio and dump all that into rlftf, but I should have done that yesterday.

I'm thinking I should just hold. Both are somewhat risky i think....but I feel like rlftf is about to rocket.

[Anonymous No.21892546]

>>21892453

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usDxh4b3yQc

[Anonymous No.21892555]

>>21892418
Jesus fucking Christ man before doing financial decisions please at least do some fucking research. Cook sells his stock every year in August. It's literally nothing

[Anonymous No.21892567]

wtf is wkhs doing

[Anonymous No.21892573]

>>21892537
>i scalped a quick $200
people like you are what is wrong with the stock market

[Anonymous No.21892582]

>>21892387
>Up 50+ in a day

Well damn.

[Anonymous No.21892585]

>>21892541
Wtf...i could have x5 my money and not worried about anything but instead I'm fucking about with penny stocks

[Anonymous No.21892595]

im no expert, but I think CRM is going to be pretty big in a few months. salesforce is a very big useless company and corporations love spending money on useless vendor lock-in things like salesforce.

[Anonymous No.21892600]

>>21892537
Just wait until the swap is complete
Holy fuckin shit this feels unreal all my losses from the year have been recovered in one trade

[Anonymous No.21892604]

>>21892567
crabbing down like anybody who's been watching it told you it would

[Anonymous No.21892608]

>>21892567
Recovering.
Did you buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.21892610]

I put in the call like 15 minutes ago, is WORKING this long in ToS typical over the first hour open?

[Anonymous No.21892611]

Go Canadian banks go go go.

[Anonymous No.21892612]

Reminder: SRNE is making COVID-19 tests that can get results on-site without a lab. They don't just make treatments.

Get in now.

[Anonymous No.21892628]

>>21892595
This guy works

[Anonymous No.21892635]

>>21892595
salesforce is absolute garbage

[Anonymous No.21892638]

>>21892528
Lol I took my $750 of profit yesterday
Feels good man

[Anonymous No.21892637]

>>21892608
>people are still buying this meme company based on a pipe dream

[Anonymous No.21892642]

>there are people who bought aapl at 507

[Anonymous No.21892643]

>>21892604
who? what
>>21892608
still holding since $5

[Anonymous No.21892646]

sell my gold yesterday, this happens
fuck me

[Anonymous No.21892649]

>>21892573
why? it's just simple psychology + price patterns and volume.

[Anonymous No.21892651]

Welp, looks like its a crab day

[Anonymous No.21892652]

>>21892612
Mom?

[Anonymous No.21892665]

>>21892642
>there are people who didn't
>a day before the inflation announcement
>2 days before the split last call

[Anonymous No.21892674]

>never invested in my life
>only bought and held LINK
>decide one day to check out /smg/
>see everyone making money on tesla and apple
>download robinhood
>bretty easy so far
>ask around to see how they're makin that much dosh
>OPTIONS
>think to myself if I should buy apple or tesla calls
>decide not to because the contracts were expensive
>look for a blue chip stock to trade options on
>decide to buy johnson and johnson
>buy JNJ this morning thinking I will turn a quick buck
>already down over 8 grand
fuck..

[Anonymous No.21892679]

I love that this literal who has been making me 100+ a day with just a few hundred in options placed

[Anonymous No.21892684]

NIO NIGGAS GET IN

[Anonymous No.21892692]

> I looked at Salesforce every day for almost two months and thought "man I wish I owned some CRM"
> I kicked myself when I didn't buy at $183 after it went to $202
> I never bought any
> look at it today
How am I ever going to cope with this bros?

[Anonymous No.21892699]

>>21892674
Jesus christ dude, you have a gambling addiction.

[Anonymous No.21892703]

>>21892674
imagine that, you gambled.
now what did you learn

[Anonymous No.21892706]

what in the ABSOLUTE FUCK is going on with CRM?

[Anonymous No.21892708]

>State a fact.
>Prove the fact with a scientific paper.
>Coffee-addicts sperg out and get upset.

They hated him because he told the truth.

[Anonymous No.21892709]

>>21892651
I'm up almost 3% for the day.

[Anonymous No.21892722]

>>21892595
This is pump is absolutely beautiful regardless on how well the company performs if you didn't buy the open im sorry

[Anonymous No.21892731]

>>21892706
They announced that they will literally force sales with violence.

[Anonymous No.21892733]

>>21892706
getting added to the DOW so on red days it can tank because of shit that's got nothing to do with it at all

[Anonymous No.21892738]

>>21892674
I'm mostly in crypto too, and I'm tempted to sell half my stack and all-in TQQQ everyday

[Anonymous No.21892742]

>>21892731
BASED CRM

>>21892733
kek

[Anonymous No.21892746]

>>21892567
money is moving to DPHC

[Anonymous No.21892755]

>>21892674
Why didn't you just buy AAPL stock or MSFT or Tesla or FB or GOOG or AMZN??
What the fuck is Johnson and Johnson?

[Anonymous No.21892761]

>>21892638
Nice, I bought at $13.64 so I'm basically fucked unless they make a big move.

[Anonymous No.21892763]

FUCK
Can this dump end already? Poomp it jerome!

[Anonymous No.21892767]

Guys, have we finally done it, after thousands of years of recorded human history have we finally found the perpetual money machine in QQQ?

[Anonymous No.21892768]

>>21892445
is it reasonable that i just exit my TSLA trade at 2299 if it actually gets up there before the split?

[Anonymous No.21892774]

>>21892637
What's your bear thesis on it or are you just retarded?

[Anonymous No.21892785]

Anyone bullish on Palantir?

[Anonymous No.21892788]

>>21892608
no not till 15 or 14 this thing follows the same pattern probably up until the contract.

[Anonymous No.21892790]

Everyday is a comfy day when you're all in on MSFT

>Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqfjiuqVrV4

[Anonymous No.21892793]

>>21892755
I think Anon's name is John and his grandfather is Johnson so he looked up "John and johnson stock" since he didn't know where to start.

[Anonymous No.21892794]

>AAPL temporarily pumps and then dumps in the morning
>Crabs in the afternoon
>Pumps in Power Hour/AH

EVERY DAY. THE SAME THING HAS HAPPENED EVERY DAY LAST WEEK, AND THIS WEEK. COME ON ANONS. IT'S NOT HARD. NO IT'S NOT OVER FOR APPLE, NO YOU AREN'T RUINED. JUST HOLD.

[Anonymous No.21892799]

>>21892674
ASK YOUR DAMN BROKER NEXT TIME

[Anonymous No.21892802]

>>21892330
Big tiddy goth gf.

[Anonymous No.21892819]

>>21892330
>Soft goth girl who probably has daddy issues and has to go to high maintenance therapy. Pillow ass is good for a fuck, but probably can't hang and is only enjoyable 1 on 1
>Motivated winner with a muscular pussy that can dry milk your cock juice straight into her chad ovaries. Pussy smells good from good diet and exercise. Outdoor hobbies and encourages you to be healthy and will cook you high protein keto meals.

How is that a hard choice? This is why some of you will never make it.

[Anonymous No.21892828]

>>21892794
>ruined
>with Apple
Unironically the safest hold on the market right now.

[Anonymous No.21892830]

How high will BIGC go today?

[Anonymous No.21892833]

>>21892706
doubled their earnings

[Anonymous No.21892841]

>>21892785
One IPO to rule them all

[Anonymous No.21892846]

>>21892819
>high protein keto meals
you're not in ketosis

[Anonymous No.21892855]

>>21892790
MSFT is comfy, easy gains.

[Anonymous No.21892868]

>>21892774
My thesis is why the fuck would I waste my time on some meme stock that's gone down so hard just in hopes of a miracle when I could invest in FNGU and print every fucking day

[Anonymous No.21892867]

>>21892819
>protein
>keto
retard

[Anonymous No.21892873]

where the NIO chads at
>$20 EOD
lol
somebody actually bought at $19.77

[Anonymous No.21892875]

How badly is Jpow going to dump DXY tomorrow? He's going to announce they'll inflate harder than Dobson.

[Anonymous No.21892877]

>>21892785
i don't even know wtf palantir is. i heard corsair is having an IPO soon that is a company i actually know and might gamble on.

[Anonymous No.21892882]

are IPOs swings or hodls? depends? reposting because didn't see new bread
also tsla OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21892887]

>>21892418
CEOs routinely sell many shares. It would be dumb to keep so much of his networth in a single company.

[Anonymous No.21892888]

UMMM, GUYS?
JUST ATE AN APPLE AND THERE WAS A WORM IN IT. IS THIS BULLISH?

[Anonymous No.21892889]

>Palantir is not profitable. The company reported $164.7 million in net losses for the six months ended June 30 on $481.2 million in revenue. This compares to $280.5 million in losses for the same time in 2019 on $322.7 million in revenue, the filing said. It has 125 customers.

>A Palantir spokeswoman declined to comment.

lol if you guys don't buy the shit out of this ipo then you're fucking stupid and don't deserve money

[Anonymous No.21892890]

>americans wake up
>AAPL dumps

can you fucking stop please? what the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.21892896]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.21892898]

>>21892573
Blaming some retail trader for what the big companies, hedge funds and "market makers", and HFT's are doing the entire day and pushing the price. How does it feel blaming the common man for what some companies do? Do the HFTs have a leash on you and ur just following their orders?

[Anonymous No.21892900]

>>21892882
just look at RKT

[Anonymous No.21892907]

>>21892873
Fuck yeah man

[Anonymous No.21892916]

someone bought $3,000,000 worth of wkhs in one single order

[Anonymous No.21892918]

My winners have me up from my 8k capitol to 9200. I cashed out my winners. My 3k of losers are dragging me down a net 170 dollars. Should I cut my losses? They are long ball miner stocks, Drop Box and Wendys.

[Anonymous No.21892921]

>>21892785
I don't know anymore. I'm a little spooked by the CEO saying that they might never turn a profit. But it's also a CIA black company so that probably doesn't matter? I know someone who works for the NSA and they said they use Palantir all the time. I'm very much on the fence now.

[Anonymous No.21892923]

>>21892889
Palatir seems like the next iteration of the technostate, basically the most valuable company in the world

[Anonymous No.21892926]

>>21892612
Who is she. Ive tried finding out but cant find anything on her

[Anonymous No.21892936]

>>21892882
>are IPOs swings or hodls?
Until first earnings. Most IPOs and tickers are actually garbage. This usually means they are always overpriced compared to how the market eventually settles at.

[Anonymous No.21892943]

>>21892898
i didn't blame an individual retard
i blamed a whole group of retards

[Anonymous No.21892958]

>>21892674
john and johnson??? is that retail?

[Anonymous No.21892960]

>>21892916
and now even more

[Anonymous No.21892967]

>>21892926
google industrial strength corsets

[Anonymous No.21892969]

>>21892767
Yes. But we will see a dip soon. RSI is boomin' high. Notice the pullbacks. Buy puts NOW.

[Anonymous No.21892979]

>>21892646
Why would you sell before thursday?

[Anomynous No.21892981]

>>21892916
At $17.20?? Could save themselves half a mil and just wait

[Anonymous No.21892983]

>>21892943
Still you're blaming retail traders for what the big companies algo's are likely doing hundreds of millions of times a day if not billions.

[Anonymous No.21892989]

>>21892916
At a $17 cost basis too, jesus.

[Anonymous No.21892994]

>>21892960
they're long
the short term play is to buy puts above $17.50 and to sell them at $16

[Anonymous No.21893008]

>>21892960
>>21892916
What the fuck can someone else confirm this?

[Anonymous No.21893010]

>>21892936
that's a good point, man, thanks. Finna enjoy the poomp, sell and wait for valuation to kick in

[Anonymous No.21893016]

>>21892923
>next iteration
it already fucking is. literally CCP levels of data collection but instead it the US government

[Anonymous No.21893017]

>>21892967
This sounds like a trap for some reason and I'm gonna see something I don't actually want to see. I'll liste

[Anonymous No.21893019]

Fucking shopify. Had 2 stocks until yesterday. They've been crabing for weeks. Yesterday I sell one to buy more tqqq and as soon as I do it it starts outperforming tqqq

[Anonymous No.21893025]

>>21892981
Because it literally doesn't matter. It's going to go up with the announcement. Sure, they could have saved a little bit, but they're going to make a profit.

[Anonymous No.21893027]

Robinhood IPO will be the greatest pump and dump of all time, make sure to get in early and set a stop loss, because the zoomers are going to go all in and the big money will pull the rug

[Anonymous No.21893041]

can an anon kindly post the "buy every dip" meme with the dude smugly smiling?

[Anonymous No.21893046]

>>21892921
They also provide assistance to photo-DNA software updates and upgrades for .gov orgs and whatever the national child pornography reporting center is. Sam Harris did a podcast and touched on it recently. It's truly a dystopian choice.

[Anonymous No.21893052]

holy shit bros
>https://money.cnn.com/data/fear-and-greed/

[Anonymous No.21893058]

>>21893027
Any idea on when they ipo?

[Anonymous No.21893061]

>>21893017
He's calling her fat you retard

[Anonymous No.21893065]

>>21893041

[Anonymous No.21893069]

>>21892916
Holy shit please don't hit $17.20 I don't want to see what happens

[Anonymous No.21893081]

>>21893019
Literally doesn't matter. It's just noise

[Anonymous No.21893091]

>>21892877
It's made by one of the dudes who founded PayPal. It's basically a computer program that spies on all messages, photos, videos, phone calls, emails, everything in whatever system you plug it into. The United States department of defense is using it right now, and it's some real dystopian shit. Buying into that IPO is basically like putting money into the supercomputer from 1984.

He talks about it from his book Zero to One.

[Anonymous No.21893097]

>>21893065
gracias bro, hope you make it

[Anonymous No.21893098]

>>21893052
extrememe greed is delusion

[Anonymous No.21893099]

>>21892868
because that meme stock might be accumulated while fngu is distributed

[Anonymous No.21893103]

>>21892921
kek, Palantir will soon become the US gov, they don't need to turn a profit in the traditional sense

[Anonymous No.21893108]

>>21892969
I love futures Anon, he wants us to make it.

[Anonymous No.21893117]

>TSLA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOPE YOU BOUGHT SUB 2000 I SURE FUCKING DID

[Anonymous No.21893134]

Is QQQ ever going to dip? Is it only just going to keep going up?

[Anonymous No.21893137]

>>21892755
J&J makes consumable items for the household. Very vanilla stuff so it seems like a "safe" position. But that's also the problem, they're stagnant at best.

[Anonymous No.21893138]

>>21893069
oh boy

[Anonymous No.21893142]

Gold miners up, time to jump back in or this temporary?

[Anonymous No.21893148]

How long until TSLA is added to the S&P

[Anonymous No.21893151]

>>21893098
you're right
i'm sure market makers won't pay any attention to this information at all

[Anonymous No.21893164]

>>21893137
hey gramps, you also buying a nice position in GE and F?

[Anonymous No.21893165]

>>21892893
we're here now but thanks

[Anonymous No.21893169]

>>21892969
Today has been a pretty big poomp so far. Hopefully we dip back to yesterday's lows for a hot minute so I can accumulate more FNGU

[Anonymous No.21893174]

>>21892612
I don't know how you provoked me but I slammed $100 on SRNE now thanks to you.

[Anonymous No.21893179]

>>21893151
it won't but we'll eventually reach the new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.21893180]

>>21892877
>i don't even know wtf palantir is
All you need to know is that this is the last face you'll see before singularity

[Anonymous No.21893183]

Fuck my broker, wanted to buy a lot of Tesla before closing yesterday and it showed me some bs error...

[Anonymous No.21893184]

>this chink shit printing me money for a month straight

[Anonymous No.21893187]

>>21893134
Tech has completely taken over our lives and it's only getting bigger. Even in a crisis they make money hand over fist.

[Anonymous No.21893202]

>>21893164
Wrong anon, I'm just answer his question of J&J is all. Personally I'm dumping into SPY and VOO.

[Anonymous No.21893210]

>>21893134
>Is QQQ ever going to dip? Is it only just going to keep going up?
This is a sell signal.

[Anonymous No.21893214]

Tesla flying as usual I see

[Anonymous No.21893224]

>>21892755
>What the fuck is Johnson and Johnson?
Newfags please lurk for a while before posting.

[Anonymous No.21893230]

[Anonymous No.21893237]

>>21893069
>Nothing happened
nice

[Anonymous No.21893251]

>>21893091
So go all in on Palantir?

[Anonymous No.21893262]

>>21892567
The same thing is does every week, newfag.

[Anonymous No.21893267]

yo im new to trading just downloaded robinhood and bought 10k of tesla and amd
did I do everything right?

[Anonymous No.21893268]

>>21893169
Hopefully. My TA crystal ball suggests a pullback on FNGU as well (and probably the market in general).

[Anonymous No.21893273]

Nth for taking a big stinky work shit on the clock and also having a slight blood wipe. If dubs ill go to the doctor, if singles just ignore forever like everything else

[Anonymous No.21893277]

poorfag here
pretty happy with my first investment

[Anonymous No.21893293]

>>21893267
yep

[Anonymous No.21893295]

>>21893273
baste I just saved a copay im gonna make it lads bloodwipes forever!

[Anonymous No.21893296]

>>21893277
hey its a start now keep investing more

[Anonymous No.21893297]

>CLSK
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.21893303]

>>21893268
Woah nelly

[Anonymous No.21893304]

>>21893277
first time is always free

[Anonymous No.21893313]

>That fucking explosion on the Nasdaq

We're reaching OOOOOOOOO levels that shouldn't even be possible

[Anonymous No.21893315]

>>21892755
Underage bizlet detected

[Anonymous No.21893318]

Ok guys hear me out: MSFT has consistently oscillated between 200/220 for months now. MSFT 215,p 8/28

[Anonymous No.21893319]

IM COOOMINGGGGG

[Anonymous No.21893320]

>>21893277
I'd take my profits before the split, this shit is absolutely unsustainable to a degree I haven't seen before

[Anonymous No.21893338]

>>21893297
I'm right there with you, bro. I hope they hurry up and do something, I need them to moon just a little before WKHS tanks so I can switch.

[Anonymous No.21893347]

>>21892646
So this is why NAK is pumping.

[Anomynous No.21893354]

>>21893277
Good job fellow T212 anon
>>21893319
Interesting, what made you buy BB?

[Anonymous No.21893361]

TSM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21893370]

>>21893277
Don't get used to it.

[Anonymous No.21893372]

MSFT FINALLY TAKING OFF! HOP IN FRENS, THE WATER'S FINE!

[Anonymous No.21893383]

>>21893202
My apologies anon

[Anonymous No.21893382]

>>21893273
bright red - don't worry about it
dark red - see a doc before you totalbiscuit yourself

[Anonymous No.21893384]

>>21892790
I've been watching it since 200, kicking myself for not getting in earlier. Should I just bite the bullet and buy today?

[Anonymous No.21893386]

>>21893251
I have recently thought about dumping a lot of money into Palantir but here is what is stopping me

a) I don't REALLY understand what they do.
b) I don't REALLY understand how they'll make money. Just throught government contracts? Is that generally a profitable way to make money?
c) They are going direct listing, instead of there being an IPO. Employees will be able to dump their fund hards. Not sure if this really matters for the overall future price of the stock.

On the flip side, Peter Thiel is like the ultimate transhuman-bugman-weathy-capitalist-God Emperor there every could be.

[Anonymous No.21893388]

>>21893318
MSFT will literally break $220 today.

In 1-2 weeks time you won't be able to buy it under $220 again

[Anonymous No.21893392]

So when are we selling bros? this shit is getting fucky

[Anonymous No.21893405]

>CHADDAQ and now even SPY are bullying the Boomer Jones

[Anonymous No.21893422]

>>21893384
Yes, it's only going to keep going up.

[Anonymous No.21893438]

Keep it coming, bulls.

[Anonymous No.21893440]

>>21893319
Sell before BB is clobbered once and for all

[Anonymous No.21893451]

>>21893388
I don't believe you and I don't think you believe yourself

[Anonymous No.21893459]

>Everything on my watch list is green
This shouldn't be happening. Rug pull tomorrow when they sell the news.

[Anomynous No.21893477]

>>21893320
Post-split his price is ~$289.48 so plenty of legs imo

[Anonymous No.21893484]

>>21892356
It's already going back down, calm down.

[Anonymous No.21893500]

If I want to market buy WKHS, is there any reason not to sell a naked put at the highest possible strike price for the highest premium and have it instantly filled, if expiration is in 2 days?

[Anonymous No.21893508]

>>21892873
Sold some today. Will wait for a dip for a rebuy

[Anonymous No.21893509]

>>21893484
that's what i told them was going to happen

[Anonymous No.21893530]

>>21893386
A, B, and C are true of everyone buying into every company, you shouldn’t let that stop you.

When you read someone saying something like “this biotech just got FDA approval for X”, that person is just regurgitating a fact they picked up on some investing site, probably from just reading a headline. They don’t know what that means any more than the guy who wrote the headline.

I, for instance, don’t even know what DXYN is or does. I don’t even know the company name just it’s ticker. But I made $2500 on a trade of it today.

[Anonymous No.21893533]

>>21893382
Think i just got a lil hemmy from drinking like a psychopath for the past month and pooping twice a day

[Anonymous No.21893537]

>>21893500
you would instantly lose money

[Anonymous No.21893549]

who the FUCK shilled me COP this week?!?!?

Oil is even UP today and this turd stinks it up.

[Anonymous No.21893564]

STOP SELLING RKT YOU FUCKHEADS!!!

[Anonymous No.21893565]

>>21893065

[Anonymous No.21893576]

Every time Chaddaq rises and DOW is red, my euphoria reaches new highs.
It's not enough that I keep winning, boomers must lose too

[Anonymous No.21893587]

>>21893565
these are getting out of hand lmao

[Anonymous No.21893602]

What is biz's opinion on Class A shares? Is it worth the extra dividend per month or should I steer clear?

[Anonymous No.21893605]

>>21893500
The reason not to do that is WKHS is a shit stock, shot company, that isn’t going anywhere, literally.

[Anonymous No.21893616]

NET bros what are the chances we stay over $40 this time?

[Anonymous No.21893624]

>>21893273
>>21893295
I'm proud of you, colonoscopies are for fags and doctors are scam artists. Get that money fren.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21893626]

Here comes the rug pull bros. All you bulls are going to get castrated. That means balls cut off.

[Anonymous No.21893631]

>>21893500
Naked put means you don't have money to fulfill your contractual obligation. And yes, you could get executed significantly below strike, or you might not get assigned at all. It's insurance, and depending on the opposing side, they might have risk tolerance that exceeds the price action that will occur in the next two days, so it's well within the realm of possibility that you won't get your shares.

[Anonymous No.21893637]

>to the one anon who jumped into SPOT with me on monday

[Anonymous No.21893640]

>>21893576
Based

[Anonymous No.21893644]

>>21893576
Extremely based and unfathomably redpilled

[Anonymous No.21893648]

>>21893602
only divvies are your fren poster supports divs everyone else says no

[Anonymous No.21893661]

>>21893626
they don't cut the balls off

[Anonymous No.21893664]

>>21893616
Not high enough ;_;

[Anonymous No.21893671]

>>21893530
Right, but I feel comfortable in the notion that I have a greater understanding of what Apple does (they develop, manufacture, and sell physical products - among other things) vs. what Palantir does. They help the government with such and such data and massage the data in such and such a way to produce such and such new data?

>>21893530
>But I made $2500 on a trade of it today.
How? I could see you making $2500 and not knowing what the company does by doing some technical analysis. TA is pretty "company fundamentals" agnostic.

[Anonymous No.21893678]

>>21893605
You lost money, get the fuck over it and learn how to trade.

[Anonymous No.21893680]

>>21893624
:^( I do have to get one next year everyone in my family gets poop schute cancer so I gotta do a cam show for an old man when I turn 30

[Anonymous No.21893685]

>euphoria before Fed meeting
Time to load up 'dem Puts

[Anonymous No.21893686]

>>21893273
Bro just dab the paper under the faucet with a few drops of water.

[Anonymous No.21893688]

>>21893626
namejoggers were a mistake

[Anonymous No.21893697]

>>21892330
Whats the best broker in europe? I started using etoro when I was a noob because of the social trading shit but after some years Im confident in myself.

[Anonymous No.21893698]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.21893705]

>>21893626
Baggie, I too and waiting for these puts to print.

[Anonymous No.21893712]

>>21893564
>RKT
Isn't JPows speech tomorrow gonna boost it?

[Anonymous No.21893713]

wait why is horse POOMPING again

[Anonymous No.21893720]

>>21893698
I hate you people the most

[Anonymous No.21893723]

>>21893537
how does that work?

[Anonymous No.21893724]

holy shit facebook calm down mami you going to fast

[Anonymous No.21893735]

>>21893637
Congratulations on the gains anon, but I must ask, how does a music service stock reach 276 dollars?

[Anonymous No.21893739]

>FNGU

holy shit lads

[Anonymous No.21893742]

>>21893686
I'm going to walk out in the work bathroom, anus filthy and pants around my ankles to moisten this single ply tree bark they dare call toilet paper just to save the integrity of my male anus? I'd better be doing more than a colonoscopy cam show if I have to worry about my assholes beauty enough for that

[Anonymous No.21893751]

>>21893713
why are you playing horse on anything lower than hourly

[Anonymous No.21893752]

TQQ 152
>TQQ 152
TQQ 152
>TQQ 152
TQQ 152
>TQQ 152
TQQ 152
>TQQ 152
TQQ 152
>TQQ 152

[Anonymous No.21893762]

>>21893723
the shares x strike - premium would put you at a net loss unless the underlying pumped before you bought

[Anonymous No.21893764]

Is China finally done keeping TSM down?

[Anonymous No.21893781]

Say you own a 550 call in AAPL. Does the strike price get adjusted to 137.5 after the split? How does that shit work

[Anonymous No.21893784]

>>21893671
>How?
I read that their line was going to go down somewhere but would go back up quickly. So I bought when it was down to $0.88 and sold at $0.98. Easy.

[Anonymous No.21893796]

>>21892674
So you mean you put 1.2 million fucking dollars in JNJ?

[Anonymous No.21893800]

>>21893752
We're unironically hitting $200 this year aren't we?

[Anonymous No.21893802]

>>21893685
Nope. I dont trust the fed whatsoever but i sure dont lile touching puts when theyre pprobably up to something fully knowing their moving stocks

[Anonymous No.21893812]

>>21893781
Google it dude its not hard...

[Anonymous No.21893813]

>>21893742
I use the bathroom faucet. Dry paper causes the bleeding.

[Anonymous No.21893817]

>>21893720
put money in good companies and check once per week or when theres news
dont look at every minute to minute update. its bad for you.

[Anonymous No.21893821]

>>21893735
no idea, I was just playing the swing when it tanked on good news.

[Anonymous No.21893826]

>>21892595
Can confirm. My company uses salesforce. From an engineering pov its utter trash but sales people and directors love the flashy graphs they can show in meetings.

[Anonymous No.21893828]

Who /swing/ here?

[Anonymous No.21893834]

>>21893781
can i have some money lmfao

[Anonymous No.21893841]

>>21893742
>>21893273

>americans don't have a fucking bidet and shit outside their homes

[Anonymous No.21893842]

>>21893800
A couple anons mentioned they might do another split, so we'll see how it goes

[Anonymous No.21893843]

>>21893438
Unsustainable insanity... I just bought 2 more...

[Anonymous No.21893848]

>>21893742
Buy wipies nigga. Nobody is gonna judge you for wanting a clean ass.

[Anonymous No.21893850]

>>21893817
>>21893698
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Thanks for the context dipshit how about being useful to the conversation

[Anonymous No.21893855]

>>21893678
No, I actually made a little. But not as much as I would have if I’d spent that money on any of hundreds of other things.

You horsefags

[Anonymous No.21893865]

why is NFLX up 7%?

[Anonymous No.21893880]

>Line ever going down again ever
Lmao

[Anonymous No.21893886]

>>21893855
any actual horsefags were telling you not to touch it except to buy puts

[Anonymous No.21893893]

>>21892612
Slampig Shapiro?

[Anonymous No.21893895]

>>21892674
Fucking yikes. You chose a boomer dividend stock that consistently shows up on the lists of LEAST VOLATILE stocks. I made that mistake playing KR Q2 earnings.

[Anonymous No.21893903]

>>21893843
>based

[Anonymous No.21893906]

>>21893865
People wanna see that Cuties movie

[Anonymous No.21893927]

[Anonymous No.21893929]

>>21893813
I'm at work though its a stall
>>21893841
Yeah sometimes I have to poop at work its way unhealthy to hold it in til your insides bleed instead of your outsides
>>21893848
I'm not toting wipes around the office telegraphing my dooks bro. Just gotta suck it up a bloody hole means you're ALIVE

[Anonymous No.21893945]

>>21893752
Nice

[Anonymous No.21893950]

>>21893848

I am. If you want your ass smooth and wipey clean it’s because you want a dude to fuck you gay ass nigga

[Anonymous No.21893954]

>>21893886
this

[None !zMphDg0xdc No.21893965]

>>21892513
This is a good plan, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.21893966]

Is it too late to get into tesla befor the split?

[Anonymous No.21893980]

why should I buy stocks instead of crypto, bros?

[Anonymous No.21893981]

>>21892330
BABA calls

yes/no?

[Anonymous No.21893983]

>>21893929
>I'm at work though its a stall
>not just walking to the sink with your pants and undies down so you can wet your tp
what kind of uptight hellhole do you work at

[Anonymous No.21893987]

>>21893828
I am learning too. Have been reading up on TA for a little now. I kept seeing all this "And don't get too emotional!" shit and I thought to myself "Fuck that I won't get emotional". And then I sold MSFT calls yesterday at a loss. Looking back I would be up like 30% now.

any /swing/ tips? I am mostly doing it via TA and looking at RSI and MACD. Big companies too.

[Anonymous No.21893988]

is there a value that shows the ratio of a stocks price to its options premiums? i only have $1k to work with right now but i want to sell some naked puts to start employing the wheel strategy, but any stock under $10 has absolutely garbage premiums from the few I have looked at
anyone have any tips?

[Anonymous No.21893992]

>>21893966
You don't gain or lose money during a split. What is making everyone think otherwise?

[Anonymous No.21894009]

>>21893929
Just eat a lot of fiber so you don't have to wipe. And cut out fast food.

[Anonymous No.21894010]

>>21893929
Oh, right. My office bathrooms are separate individual bathrooms so I didn't think of that.

[Anonymous No.21894013]

>>21893950
Look at this low T li'l nigga ain't got no hair on his ass, bitches be laughin' when they see that boy butt.

[Anonymous No.21894016]

AAPL 510 EoD

[Anonymous No.21894019]

10y bull run
corona pandemic
another 10y bull run


Next bear run in 2030

[Anonymous No.21894020]

>>21892755
>What the fuck is Johnson and Johnson?

JFC do you even America? Thats like saying wtf is coca cola or wtf is Ford?

[Anonymous No.21894024]

>>21893980
Crypto is like buying a call on crypto. It's either going to a million or zero.

[Anonymous No.21894023]

>>21893981
No. BABA appears to be overbought and will crash. Buy puts.

[Anonymous No.21894025]

>>21893992
People are thinking once the split lowers the price to attainable for robinhood kids, it will balloon up again, or something

[Anonymous No.21894029]

>>21893992
Just don't want faggots panic selling and making the price go down after the split

[Anonymous No.21894032]

>>21893752
>Up 370% from mar lows
Imagine betting against america

[Anonymous No.21894037]

>>21893992
The assumption is that there will be no profit taking and retards will instantly buy "cheap" shares after the split
Which might be accurate, since like 90% of TSLA shareholders are robinhoodies at this point

[Anonymous No.21894041]

>>21894009
>fiber so you don't have to wipe
does nobody here have any clue about their own biology?

[Anonymous No.21894046]

When is the economy data dropping today?

[Anonymous No.21894051]

>>21893992
At this point it's fucking priced in x3.

[Anonymous No.21894064]

>>21893987
Bollinger bands + gut + buy the fucking dip. Just buy near the bottom bollinger band. In short buy below 52 week avg, sell above.

[Anonymous No.21894072]

Any news on Netflix? Why is it up 7%?

[Anonymous No.21894074]

>>21892330
10y bull run
corona pandemic
another 10y bull run


Sorry bears. Next chance is in 2030!

[Anonymous No.21894080]

Rkt Chad's, Where are you at? Despite today's dip still up 40%

[Anonymous No.21894088]

>>21894010
Sounds like heaven amigo but I work at a shit hole office that doesn't care about us at all
>>21893983
See above. They don't get a ruck about my holes man
>>21894009
I actually do but unfortunately my turd cutter stays messy. But hey this ain't some showbiz asshole here ready to wink and smile, this is common working mans sewer pipe ya know? It ain't supposed to be pretty.

[Anonymous No.21894090]

>>21894037
robinhood already has fractional shares though

[Anonymous No.21894097]

Fuck bros I wish I bought even more on those dips. I'm up almost $1,000 today and my account isn't even worth $20k this shit is unreal

[Anonymous No.21894099]

>>21893865
clown market, don't try to make sense of anything, just play

[Anonymous No.21894118]

I started trying this yesterday
I feel the green bros. Maybe I’ll dump more into bilibili

[Anonymous No.21894133]

>>21893927
Idk what this means. Explain.

[Anonymous No.21894144]

>>21894118
lookin good bud

[Anonymous No.21894169]

Should i buy NAIL becaue of hurrincane laura

[Anonymous No.21894172]

>>21894118
we're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21894194]

>>21894169
NAIL calls
insurance puts

[Anonymous No.21894195]

>>21893735
spotify has the potential to dominate not just music streaming but also podcasting and audiobooks

[Anonymous No.21894196]

>>21894080
Former RKT chad, gonna buy back in before close

[Anonymous No.21894205]

Bettew get on twain, gweilo. Else twain leave widout u, round eye.

[Anonymous No.21894223]

I bought MSFT at ATH ama

[Anonymous No.21894224]

>>21893992
You don't buy stocks because you think they have value, you buy stocks because you think that other people will think they have value. Everyone knows that everyone knows that everyone else buys for this reason. Maybe stock splits bring in greater fools to buy in at a lower price per unit, maybe they don't, but since other people are buying based on that idea, you have to buy in before they do. It's a big circle of game theory.

[Anonymous No.21894226]

Bros i got 10k in the market longterm, want to hodl for years
But the daily changes make me go insane, i cant help checking all the time
How do you guys with huge portfolios even deal with it

[Anonymous No.21894238]

>>21894226
Just don't check it daily.

[Anonymous No.21894257]

>>21894223
I figure its the least overvalued FAGGOTMAN. Long term no problem

[Anonymous No.21894272]

>>21894238
Words of wisdom...

[Anonymous No.21894277]

make a new thread lazy bastards

[Anonymous No.21894279]

Imagine not being able to score 45 on mental math expert level on rankyourbrain LOL

[Anonymous No.21894282]

>>21894118
Holy shit you'e a beast

[Anonymous No.21894293]

>>21894238
I guess......... lol

[Anonymous No.21894310]

>>21894279
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.21894318]

>>21893850

I think he is just using an old /biz/ meme

[Anonymous No.21894327]

>>21894223
How does world's gayest millionaire sound?

[Anonymous No.21894331]

>>21894118
>Maybe I’ll dump more into bilibili
This entire post made me crack up. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.21894353]

>>21893752
>literally too retarded to even get symbols right
lmao @ ur life.

[Anonymous No.21894356]

>>21892873
Kek, those people are in the green now, and youre still on the sidelines flinging shit.

>20 EOD

NIO letsssss goooooooooo .....

[Anonymous No.21894366]

>>21891617
>Is this serious?
Yes but it's very very difficult to get into a prop trading firm
1200+ applicants per position as a junior or graduate trader

[Anonymous No.21894378]

>>21894318
i just want a small home like this and live in peace

[Anonymous No.21894385]

>>21894118
Alright alright. Thats enough. Put your dick away. Show off.

[Anonymous No.21894389]

HOW HIGH IS NIO GOING TO GO

[Anonymous No.21894419]

>>21894257
The business press have shoehorned nvidia in so it can be FANGMAN, which sounds even gayer than FAGMAN

[Anonymous No.21894440]

>>21894389
buying puts rn

[Anonymous No.21894445]

>>21894366
>50k per year for this
>that's a good thing (tm)
lol

[Anonymous No.21894458]

>>21894419
kek

[Anonymous No.21894489]

Guys my 401k is all vanguard faggotry and has gotten me 5% this year.... I mean that's fucking unacceptable right? I have 4x my savings in my 401k but im 70% this yr in personal investments how do they get away with this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.21894493]

>>21894389
crabbing at 20 till friday

[Anonymous No.21894523]

https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/21894517https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/21894517https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/2189451721894517

[Anonymous No.21894526]

>>21894440
Which

[Anonymous No.21894549]

>>21894523
oops

>>21894517
>>21894517
>>21894517
>>21894517

[Anonymous No.21894551]

>>21894523
nigga wtf are you doing

>>21894517

[Anonymous No.21894565]

>>21894489
yes. these kind of funds are literal scams. if you want "super safe", brainless saving, then just buy the SPY etf. that's already +10% YTD if you didn't buy any since the dip. or +40% if you bought the very bottom.

[Anonymous No.21894573]

>>21891452
Test seems to be broken. It asks me _ - 2/2 = 1/1 and it refuses any answer format.

[Anonymous No.21894580]

Got to close my MSFT spreads a week early WEW

[Anonymous No.21894600]

>>21893992
Because they're brand new and read or heard from a friend that Tesla is about to be cheaper or whatever. At this point though i think it's inflated too much, even post split it's not going to be a super cheap stock and I believe this theory that it's gonna run hard will fall flat on it's face. Not to mention if any large holders sells pre or post split and drop the value as a result I fear a lot of the new investers will panic sell thinking it's about to crash which will lead to it crashing.

[Anonymous No.21894675]

>>21894023
>BABA
>overbought

Kek

[Anonymous No.21894687]

>>21894523
LOL LOOK AT THIS NEWFAG

[Anonymous No.21894708]

>>21894445
Only in base salary
Bonus is mostly four times that
T. trader
If you want an accurate picture look at salaries of derivatives trader and normal trader at prop firm
Prop trader isn't a job title

[Anonymous No.21894710]

>>21894205
Why do you chat with people that use anime avatars

[Anonymous No.21894758]

>>21894565
Fuck I wanna kms now

[Anonymous No.21895011]

>>21894710
Cheeky fucker. I missed that