/smg/ Stocks

[Anonymous No.21966990]

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain


>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Prev:
>>21966263

[Anonymous No.21967005]

Dennybros

[Anonymous No.21967006]

we crabbed for 20 days straight in july
we pumped for 20 days straight in august
we will ____ for 20 days straight in september

[Anonymous No.21967010]

>>21966984

Better thread

[Anonymous No.21967016]

niggers tongue my anus WKHS to 50

[Anonymous No.21967036]

green or red apple monday?

[Anonymous No.21967073]

WHY IS TWITTER FULL OF INSTATHOTS INVESTING IN STOCKS? IS THIS THE TOP?

[Anonymous No.21967082]

>>21967006
dump

[Anonymous No.21967092]

>>21967036
i'm going by the thesis that apple wants up by market makers were pushing it down to fuck weekly options gamblers, so it will probably go up

[Anonymous No.21967096]

CLSK BROS WE'RE COMING BACK

[Anonymous No.21967097]

How was your week anons? I made some cash!

[Anonymous No.21967098]

>>21967073
Nice. More hot girls who learn financial sense, instead of just blowing it all. This will have great reverberations to the next generation as they learn that consumerism is a dead end

[Anonymous No.21967105]

>>21967073
https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-spot-stock-market-bubbles-2017-10

[Anonymous No.21967106]

>>21967073
we need to shill them crypto

[Anonymous No.21967111]

>4 different /smg/ threads up at the same time
the fuck is wrong with you people.
you make us look bad.

[Anonymous No.21967135]

we crabbed for 20 days straight in july
we pumped for 20 days straight in august
we will go parabolic upwards for 20 days straight in september
we will go parabolic downwards for the last 10 days straight in september when trump gets assassinated by a crazed BLM joe biden supporter

[Anonymous No.21967149]

>>21967073
The internet allows instant access to information and alerts to trends. Instawhores have the capital to make investments so they can still make it big in a retard bull market while poor working class people with no savings cant, even if both would make the same decisions in the market

[Anonymous No.21967152]

>>21967097
I made over 2 grand on apple and I'm currently browsing catalogs on escort websites looking for a hole to coom in. So far mostly ugly thots with tattoos and the only providers without tattoos are milfs. Idk what to do, so many options but I can't make up my mind.

[Anonymous No.21967184]

>>21967111
oh sorry theres an extra thread mixed into the hundreds of pajeet shitcoin threads

[Anonymous No.21967188]

>>21967098

her knife grip could be way better, but that's teachable.

[Anonymous No.21967198]

Was anyone else asleep the last 5 months? I knew I should have checked /biz/ but was sketched out by all the btc shit.

Finally making money... but I feel a sever case of fomo that I wasn't here back in march/april. Oh well, better late than never right?

[Anonymous No.21967209]

>>21967111
The cure for a lack of bread makers is a lack of bread makers it seems.

[Anonymous No.21967247]

>>21967198
When you lose money you stop going to /biz/
When you make mad money you visit /biz/ everyday

It's all cyclical and I imagine Monday my calls for apple will probably go to shit and I will get mad like I always do and slap my mom around for a bit and cry in the bathroom and delete my search history and stop going to /biz/ for 6 months and then rinse n repeat.

[Anonymous No.21967253]

>>21967097
Down 5k. Ready to lose more on Monday.
>>21967096
Shit's probably gonna keep bleeding without another PR. We'll see.

[Anonymous No.21967277]

I still wonder why i never tried the stock market before the crash. My whole life had been aimed at mathematics, pattern recognition, and analysis. Although I'm still a newb this is really just buy low sell high, check fundamentals, watch for hype.

[Anonymous No.21967282]

I bought tanker stocks in April and lost 3 grand

[Anonymous No.21967320]

>>21967282
you would be up 100% on tsla

[Anonymous No.21967324]

>>21967282
imagine if you had just bought tech.

[Anonymous No.21967325]

>>21967098
Yeah, I actually witnessed a thot go from twitter commie, to liberal and then semi-capitalist in a little over a year. As soon as she started making money through investing and understood how to maximize her gains.. she went complete 180, it's all about educating the retards

[Anonymous No.21967329]

>>21967247
>I will get mad like I always do and slap my mom around for a bit and cry in the bathroom and delete my search history
based

[Anonymous No.21967339]

Leddit is really seething over that AAPL dump in the last 3 minutes.

[Anonymous No.21967342]

>>21967184
>>21967184
>>21967184
fucking this
also fucking lmao there are still subhumans trading those retarded pajeet ponzi coins
literally nothing but bitcoin matters

[Anonymous No.21967363]

>>21967282

[Anonymous No.21967377]

>>21967282
Kek. Don't worry mate. Just hold for the next couple years and you'll get your money back eventually.

[Anonymous No.21967380]

>APPLE SAYS IT HAS TERMINATED EPIC GAMES'S DEVELOPER ACCOUNT

[Anonymous No.21967389]

>>21967006
Bart

[Anonymous No.21967396]

>>21967098
>Cutting vegetables right on the table instead of using the cutting board that's right behind her
Dumb bitch is going to ruin the finish on those wood countertops

[Anonymous No.21967401]

>>21965209
That NRGU chart was interesting. Went from ~20$ pre-Covid to 2-3$ now. Surely oil will recover at some point, right? Or maybe the smart move is to wait until the election, because Trump is almost guaranteed not to do anything that hurts big oil, while the Biden administration might throw the green faction of the DNC a bone and do some retarded environmental deal.

[Anonymous No.21967415]

>>21967324
I bought 5 Apple stocks for 314 and sold for 310

[Anonymous No.21967422]

>own 50 shares of AAPL
>im holding until late october i don't care what happens between now and then

options gamblers BTFO though holy shit post your loss porn please

[Anonymous No.21967426]

>>21967073
NGL that's a pretty strong top signal.

[Anonymous No.21967434]

>>21967377
Ha, took three months for tankers to come back up to a point that i only lost half a percent.

[Anonymous No.21967437]

>>21967006
sneed

[Anonymous No.21967438]

>>21967247
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.21967453]

>>21967415
*Shares

God I'm pajeet. I'm just drunk a little. Sorry

[Anonymous No.21967455]

>>21967415
>selling Apple at a loss
>buying thousands of dollars worth of tankers
Wow, you really are a retard.

[Anonymous No.21967512]

>>21966990
I bought large SHLL bags at 19... when is this damn merger I wanna get rich

[Anonymous No.21967530]

>>21967380
>mfw fortnite zoomers get brutally dabbed on by based tim apple

[Anonymous No.21967541]

>>21967105
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.21967545]

>>21967455
I also bought a FB dip in June for 210 or something and panic sold

[Anonymous No.21967546]

>>21967005
>woke up
>in an excited daze sold debnys at 1155
>back to bed
>woke up

Fuck me big time when did I get so greedy bros?

[Anonymous No.21967583]

this is problematic for my RDSB bag

[Anonymous No.21967594]

>>21967097
Up 6.37% ($500ish bucks). With some trepidation, I bought a 12/21 call on SPY 376 Monday for $1400, now at $1800. Rest of my shit crabbed marginally greenwards.

[Anonymous No.21967599]

>>21967545
Luckily you can make it all back by just buying AAPL post-split and actually holding

[Anonymous No.21967626]

Are you winning?

Citi has almost got me to 100k. Based bank.

[Anonymous No.21967639]

>tfw you wipe your account back down to $100 and have to start over but you can only afford 1 option at a time so the picks actually matter a lot more

[Anonymous No.21967680]

>>21967626
why is citi going up?

[Anonymous No.21967685]

Rate my portfolio

WKHS - 30 shares @ 4.96
TQQQ - 5 shares @ 157.56
FNGU - 10 shares @ 220.86
NAIL - 10 shares @ 51.64
LL - 25 shares @ 26.65

Fingers crossed for a crazy tech pump next week, holding FNGU and TQQQ over the weekend could be my riskiest move yet

[Anonymous No.21967691]

>>21967626
> he uses interactive brokers

Congrats, you’re a gentleman and you’re going to make it.

[Anonymous No.21967697]

>>21967105
This is hilarious. The guy was screaming bubble in 2017. Now three years later the party is still going on. Anyone getting out of the market at that time must feel really idiot right now. The Fed has just announced that they will continue to keep rates low for several years more.
The only thing that could bring this beast of a market down is zero stimulus and free money. But it's very likely that we'll have a second round of some sort, even if it's with a haircut

[Anonymous No.21967713]

Sup /biz/,
suppose I got some insider information that could be useful for HKEX.
How do I profit from it?
> inb4 ask ur mom to make a trading account

[Anonymous No.21967714]

>>21967530
is his name actually tim apple

[Anonymous No.21967728]

Only hodl and sell no other tomfoolery

How am I doing

[Anonymous No.21967738]

>>21967713
sell it to HKEX

[Anonymous No.21967750]

>>21967626
>-213 theta
hope your gammas are covering that anon

[Anonymous No.21967757]

>>21967697
Oh yeah those fucks in congress will pass some bill in September that'll give checks to almost everyone again (2400 round 2). Cause this is an election year. Lots of pissed off voters already. Gotta give the masses something to win the votes

[Anonymous No.21967768]

>>21967685
>holding FNGU and TQQQ over the weekend could be my riskiest move yet
Why? You think the splits are going to affect them negatively?

[Anonymous No.21967769]

>>21967697
>The Fed has just announced that they will continue to keep rates low for several years more.
That's not news. It doesn't help either that primary lenders aren't lending and $ demand is increasing.

[Anonymous No.21967777]

BOEING GROUNDED EIGHT 787 DREAMLINERS, FINDS 2 MANUFACTURING FLAWS THAT COULD COMPROMISE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
>BOEING GROUNDED EIGHT 787 DREAMLINERS, FINDS 2 MANUFACTURING FLAWS THAT COULD COMPROMISE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
BOEING GROUNDED EIGHT 787 DREAMLINERS, FINDS 2 MANUFACTURING FLAWS THAT COULD COMPROMISE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
>BOEING GROUNDED EIGHT 787 DREAMLINERS, FINDS 2 MANUFACTURING FLAWS THAT COULD COMPROMISE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
BOEING GROUNDED EIGHT 787 DREAMLINERS, FINDS 2 MANUFACTURING FLAWS THAT COULD COMPROMISE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
>BOEING GROUNDED EIGHT 787 DREAMLINERS, FINDS 2 MANUFACTURING FLAWS THAT COULD COMPROMISE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY

[Anonymous No.21967782]

>>21967680
Citi is going up because da Jews always win. No seriously they went down hard and no one cared to bother to invest when they were making bank in tech stocks like zoom.
>>21967691
I hope. I just trade with the app on lite. Hope to go full account, but because I have a crappy accounting job I can't yet switch.

[Anonymous No.21967791]

Am I the worst biztard that ever existed?

- Lost 3k on tankers
- Was shorting ZM
- Panic sold numerous FAANG dips
- Bought cruiselines before everyone figured it out, was up 2-2,5k, didn't take money off the table and got absolutely destroyed in June
- Bought TSLA at 1500, sold at 1450

I acknowledge my retardation and from now on will stick to SPY ETF

[Anonymous No.21967792]

>>21967728
Great, unironically. Now actually put some money into your account, autist.

[Anonymous No.21967800]

memes aside, we really did crab for all of july and we have pumped all of august. people are saying nothing can stop this bull pump, and indicators look like this is the case. however, there is almost no way these levels of pumpage are sustainable, but what kind of catalyst could actually cause a correction to bring stonks back in line with a reasonable level of value?
right now i can think of almost nothing after JP's speech, and even though every fiber in my being screams "wait for a pullback" before going all in on TQQQ/SOXL, it really does seem like im just wasting time
of course thats exactly how i bought the top in June

[Anonymous No.21967814]

>>21967738
How?
Srsly. For once I got some unique intel, and have no idea how to profit from it.

[Anonymous No.21967817]

>>21967791
are you sure you won't find a way to sell SPY at a loss too?

[Anonymous No.21967818]

>>21967791
you are like leetle baby

[Anonymous No.21967823]

>>21967777
They also wanted to hire more Niggers for their production lines. Gonna dump hard.

[Anonymous No.21967824]

>>21967791
>- Bought TSLA at 1500, sold at 1450

[Anonymous No.21967852]

holy fucking based. with some tweeking this could be ground breaking

https://www.foxbusiness.com/money/biden-retirement-proposal-would-overhaul-traditional-401k-tax-benefits

[Anonymous No.21967883]

>>21967777
Boeing is shitting hard for the last few years
At this point other plane manufacturers should do something wrong instead just by chance
There has to be something really really wrong with Boeing
Do they have an hr roastie as ceo?

[Anonymous No.21967889]

>>21967814
just messing with you

if you think you know for that HKEX will go up, and what DATE (more or less), and by how much, you can buy call options for a high strike price at a reasonable date. Call options on some HKEX index ETF, I know nothing about asian markets.

[Anonymous No.21967890]

>>21967750
I pay no attention to that stuff. I look for options that are cheap and so far it has worked out very well. Example:
$50 stock
Option a is a 48 call with a cost of 2.90
Option b is a 51 call with a cost of 1.20

I think only a moron would pick option b, but they do. I think it is like people buying penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.21967906]

>>21967817
It seems I lose money just because I sell. So, never sell at all?

t. Bought into SPCE

[Anonymous No.21967910]

>>21967198
Only 297? I made $500+ today

[Anonymous No.21967912]

>>21967800
>
I went mostly all in on TQQQ/QQQ/GLD during yesterdays crash. Im a former bear and im tired of fucking sitting on the sidelines. I'll hold if anything drastic happens. It'll recover i dont need the money right away. I have another 15k i can buy more TQQQ on a big dip day or w.e . Leaving me with 5k to play around with in my savings account for bills ect.

DONT HIDE JUST BUY

[Anonymous No.21967917]

>>21967791
The only problem with tankers was the price being 100% manipulated, the play was a sure thing otherwise. As for you, your mistake was not knowing how to cut your losses.
Same with zm, it has no reason to be anywhere this high. But as they say, market, insolvent, longer, etc. The leason here is: never go bear. Instead find something else to long that is inversed to what you don't like.
Cruiseline issue is you didn't take profit. As for tsla, there was nothing wrong woth taking profit there, your issue is psychological (what if!!!!). If you're giving up, at least go TQQQ, not mere SPY.

[Anonymous No.21967919]

>>21967768
I can't say for sure, I think Apple and Tesla will keep going up in the long run but things might get fucky in after hours over the weekend while I can't sell and have 3x leverage. I guess I won't regret holding either way

[Anonymous No.21967946]

>>21967006
kill the kikes

[Anonymous No.21967958]

Anyone ever use a safety razor lol I just fucked my shit all up this shit isn’t safe AT ALL

[Anonymous No.21967961]

>>21967889
>>21967814
Looks like this is it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracker_Fund_of_Hong_Kong

[Anonymous No.21967962]

>>21967639
Maybe you should've been treating every option like it mattered before you wiped down to $100.

[Anonymous No.21967963]

>>21967728
You have a yearly 6K contribution limit on an IRA. The first year that limit is doubled.
Use all of it, every year

[Anonymous No.21967977]

>>21967912
i have 10k in AAPL and about another 10k in SPY equivalents/mutual funds, with about 17k on the sidelines
i just feel like the 17k would be better off in TQQQ right now and if another dip happens my paychecks could fund that as they come. i dont know. im so undecided. like i said i bought the top of the June pump and im getting the same feeling here

[Anonymous No.21967996]

>>21967639

You’re going to get wiped down to zero you absolute ritard

[Anonymous No.21967999]

>>21967777
>Boeing 7777

Heh

My family thinks that lying to your children is the best parenting skill and I want to kill myself but that seems too final and my brother would actually get hard thinking about me killing myself.

But thank fuck I bought LMT and not BA.

[Anonymous No.21968004]

>>21967791
If it makes you feel better, I panic sold with Novavax back when it was at $20 per share and I missed an opportunity at making a fortune since it peaked at $180 per share a few weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.21968023]

>>21968004

I had 370 shares under 2.25 average 2 years ago. It hurts.

[Anonymous No.21968039]

>>21967917
I read the tsla trade as 1000 to 1450, so scratch that point. Looks like you figured out from the previous trades that you cut your losses too late, but this caused you fear instead of understanding. Don't be emotional. And don't buy stocks (as opposed to options) you don't want to keep for long (thst's right: pennytards fuck off)

[Anonymous No.21968047]

>>21967977
Feelings mutual but from seeing TQQQ fall and recover over the summer and not buying more of it with my cash is my biggest regret of the year. My 15k is technically my options money now as it used to be my savings but if i get busy soon ill dump it on a red day into TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.21968069]

>>21967791
Stop trading dood, you suck.

[Anonymous No.21968072]

>>21967912
$10k in apple, $3k in Microsoft, $3k in TQQQ and $15k in QQQ. Have about $10k waiting to buy either TQQQ or FNGU

[Anonymous No.21968106]

reply to this post if you're a retard that has lost to either tqqq or spy year to date, or lost to hold and buy dip strategy. and how much time you've wasted while doing this and still losing.
don't be ashamed

[Anonymous No.21968115]

>>21967814
https://www.hkex.com.hk/eng/sorc/options/stock_options_search.aspx

2800
call

[Anonymous No.21968119]

My portfolio for next week: 60% AAPL, 25% TSLA and 15% oil.
Will I die?

[Anonymous No.21968146]

>>21967889
I know the date, it is next week. But I managed to find only 1 online broker that lets me trade the stock on HKEX.
And the KYC will take some time, let alone the wire transfer.

Also, I am not trading in my name. Nahuh. Too risky.

If anb here knows a HKEX broker I can call, Id appreciate that and provide a finders fee, if it works out

[Anonymous No.21968150]

>>21967791
>I acknowledge my retardation and from now on will stick to SPY ETF
at least you learned
most people who do that give up investing altogether.

[Anonymous No.21968155]

>>21967791
Don’t give up.
Overthink your actions and try again.

[Anonymous No.21968157]

>>21968106
I'm a retard for staying on the sidelines to long during the biggest bull run in the decade. Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.21968168]

my 401k is currently in a "2060 retirement path" fund. YTD 6.69%. I would be a retard not to switch to US equity large cap (s&p 500), YTD 9.21%, right? kind of sketched out messing with my 401k

[Anonymous No.21968173]

>>21968106
fell for the tanker meme and then fell for the gold miners meme
why the fuck didn't i fall for the tsla and amzn meme

[Anonymous No.21968178]

>>21968119
drop the 15% oil and use that money to purchase hedges for your tech positions

[Anonymous No.21968187]

>>21968119
No, but you should die.

[Anonymous No.21968208]

>>21968119
>no hedge whatsoever
banks > oil

[Anonymous No.21968241]

>down $0.13

[Anonymous No.21968244]

>>21968168

Yeah fuckin switch ASAP dude wtf. I’m up 30+% and I wasn’t even hardly in risky stuff I just switched it last night to be more aggressive/risky. I was 80% in a vanguard admiral s&p500 index fund and 20% in a foreign growth fund.

[Anonymous No.21968247]

Wtf I made 10% profit with my tankers in june

[Anonymous No.21968261]

>>21968115
The stock Im interested in is not in the list

[Anonymous No.21968266]

>>21968178
>>21968208
>hedges
such as?

[Anonymous No.21968269]

My friend got hired by exxon 6 months ago. Should I worry about him?

[Anonymous No.21968280]

Should I study economics in my spare time along with stock market stuff?

[Anonymous No.21968282]

>let's see anon's portfolio

[Anonymous No.21968287]

>>21967152
The agency in my town. Some real hotties

[Anonymous No.21968288]

>>21968168
Oh boy a target fund huh?. Yeah dump that. Your getting raped by fees just so it can dump over into bonds without any input from you. Also like you said the performance (gains) is lower to boot.

[Anonymous No.21968315]

>>21967817
>>21967818
>>21967824
>>21967917
>>21968004
>>21968069
>>21968150
>>21968155

Thanks, lads. The real treasure are friends we make along the way

[Anonymous No.21968316]

>>21967097
Well can't post weekly chart robinhood is showing the wrong numbers. Am considering raising the amount of cash I use for my strategy and/or increasing my risk to increase my returns. At least if I can consistently pull this off it'll be more money than any job I've held thus far.

[Anonymous No.21968325]

>>21968288
the exp ratio is only 0.06% actually, but the sp500 one is 0.02%. again, seems like a no brainer, but idk if retirement plans have something different to consider

[Anonymous No.21968350]

>>21968287
>tip required

[Anonymous No.21968353]

>>21968287
>GFE
>LFK-DFK
>etc
wtf is all this?

[Anonymous No.21968356]

>>21968266
QQQ put or VIX call. Im holding QQQ put for OCT 2 at 280 for example to cover a tech implosion

[Anonymous No.21968360]

>>21967800
Powell is very anti-poooomp the body language during the last speech was that of a 14 year old trying to get his first tit grab
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/FOMC20121024meeting.pdf

Read and be prepared for the printer jam as per powell himself circa 2012

[Anonymous No.21968361]

>>21968282
Here ya go >>21967685

[Anonymous No.21968371]

>too busy recently to check my portfolio
>my biggest position was NAK
>i am now financially ruined

it's over for me bros

[Anonymous No.21968373]

>>21967152
>>21968287
kill yourselves, disgusting degenerates

[Anonymous No.21968382]

>>21967714
Yes

[Anonymous No.21968414]

Any CALX bros here enjoying the pump?

[Anonymous No.21968443]

>>21968282
83% MSFT
17% ZM

[Anonymous No.21968446]

hasbro is gonna moon

[Anonymous No.21968452]

>>21967791
I'm still holding oil and WKHS....
My hands are getting tired bro...

[Anonymous No.21968468]

>>21968371
>biggest position
>miner without a mine, multiple year long high risk high reward gamble
you deserve it retard

[Anonymous No.21968472]

>>21968168
Change it. I was at 55% vti 35 vxus 10 bonds.
Now I'm at 65% large cap growth + spy, 15 foreign, 5 bonds. Working on less international and probably dump bonds later.
>>21968325
The expense ratios are fine but your 2060 fund probably has like 35-40% foreign+bonds which suck

[Anonymous No.21968483]

>>21968371

Why would you do this to yourself? You could literally buy anything and you choose to buy that?

[Anonymous No.21968485]

>>21968446
How would a you company even grow?

[Anonymous No.21968496]

>>21968353
GFE=Girl Friend Experience
LFK=Light French Kissing etc

[Anonymous No.21968502]

>>21967963
What do you mean first year is double?

[Anonymous No.21968513]

>>21968315
That’s the spirit!
Remember when they said you could be anything?
For me, they were just hoping whatever I became they’d never have to see it again.

[Anonymous No.21968519]

>>21968287
>$500 hr
>Onlyfans exists
You can probably make some money on leg spreader spreads. if you can beat $500 putting her on onlyfans or something you can pocket the difference

[Anonymous No.21968523]

>>21968472
10% US bond, 40% international stock. you are a wizard. guess im changing it

[Anonymous No.21968547]

>>21968353
>>21968496
>GFE=Girl Friend Experience
>LFK=Light French Kissing etc
How does holding a girl's hand feel like?

[Anonymous No.21968553]

>>21968023
>>21968004
real talk: how could you have possibly know it was going to reach this price from years ago? talking in hindsight is fucking retarded because the question is always going to be "how do you know?"

i've made bank so far off of the AAPL and TSLA split hype already, and plan on making more. because i KNOW this will print money, and so i put my money where my mouth is. i don't have a stop loss, because i believe in the trade, and know how long im holding for and why i'll sell when i do sell eventually (battery day and election). i could detail why but you can probably already figure that out yourselves, but the point is clearly you fucks didn't believe in novavax at the time for whatever reason, so why be mad at where it is now? unless for some reason you just KNEW it would go up a bajillion percent if you just held for years on end, but you didn't, did you? exactly.

this is precisely why FA and position sizing are so important.

[Anonymous No.21968559]

>>21968523

You’ll be glad you did man probably just made future you another million bucks or so

[Anonymous No.21968562]

>>21968468
>>21968483
it was my chance to get rich but now i am even poorer than before

[Anonymous No.21968563]

>>21968287
>>21968496
What’s it called when I want to pay one of them to tell me I’m home and I belong here?
Maybe if she doesn’t tell me out loud that she prefers my brother that’d be cool too.

[Anonymous No.21968574]

>>21967098
The fact that this is three years old seems to support the doombull thesis. FAGTMANN should have had a serious correction but continues to go up. Of course he will be right eventually but if you had gone all in on the stocks he’s warning about in this article the day he wrote it you would currently have 3x (or 4x if you include TSLA) your initial investment. I fully expect the house of cards to fall eventually but I would rather make money on the way up and try to get out before a crash than sit around waiting for the crash or, even worse, shorting the bull run over and over again.

[Anonymous No.21968588]

>>21968353
https://www.urbandictionary.com
GFE - Girlfriend experience
PSE - Porn star experience
LFK - Light french kissing
DFK - Deep french kissing
CBJ - Covered blowjob (condom)
DATY - Dining at the Y (cunnilingus)
DATO - Dining at the orifice (analingus)
MSOG - Multiple shots on goal (multiple ejaculations for one fee)
MPOS - Multiple positions available
DIGITS - Putting fingers up there
BLS - Ball licking and sucking
COB - Cum on body
BBBJ - Bareback blowjob
COF - Cum on face

[Anonymous No.21968610]

>>21968559
why the fuck do retirement funds lean so heavily on bonds and foreign? as hedges to the market? the entire underlying premise of investing your retirement is market go up, right? so why the FUCK would the default have so much in bonds? isnt that what you want to slowly transition to as you near 60?

[Anonymous No.21968618]

>>21968588
disgusting

[Anonymous No.21968627]

is there a even single thing in Canada worth investing in

[Anonymous No.21968628]

>>21968610

Boomers.

[Anonymous No.21968647]

>>21968588
>BLS - Ball licking and sucking
I have to pay extra for that?
How much extra?
What if I want her to smack them around a bit too?

[Anonymous No.21968652]

>>21968287
If I ever made $2000 off a single trade I'd probably tell myself I'd buy a nice hooker so i can stop being a virgin, but I know my cheap ass is just gonna throw that into TQQQ

[Anonymous No.21968657]

>>21968627
is there a syrup etf

[Anonymous No.21968667]

how do i close a debit call spread?

[Anonymous No.21968668]

>>21968574
i really just can't imagine the FED letting major corporations like AMZN, AAPL, MSFT, etc fail. think of all of the job losses that would mean, it would be armageddon. they're too big to fail.

im entirely comfortable with my 25k investment in AAPL right now. they aren't going anywhere any time soon. the only other option is WWIII and MADD or some shit like that and your money will be worthless at that point anyways so who gives a fuck. major tech and semiconductor corporations are too important to global infrastructure, they're untouchable, and not only that are the future because tech holds the keys to all of the major innovations coming up.

[Anonymous No.21968671]

>>21968610
Because foreign markets are 35% of the total market. In theory you're as diversified as you can get.
The reality is that foreign sucks. When American market is down, foreign is down even more and recovers take longer. I'm sad I held 35% for 8 years desu. Fell for the Bogle head meme

[Anonymous No.21968684]

>>21967422
Same stack, bought long enough ago that anything less than a March-style crash will leave me in the green. Can’t wait to sell those two contracts every week in perpetuity.

[Anonymous No.21968705]

>>21968652
Pleasure if temporary. The glory of TQQQ is eternal.

[Anonymous No.21968707]

>>21968657
it was delisted after the great heist in Quebec a few years back

[Anonymous No.21968721]

SOXL up 5.66% today, Gold stocks also up today.

[Anonymous No.21968725]

>>21968588
didn't know it could be so complicated. is her pimp a jew or somthing.
>flip her over and hear a little cha-ching from a jewish piano in the corner for a new line item.

[Anonymous No.21968741]

>>21968563
Well that would probably be GFE, but your mileage might vary (ymmv). Probably no tip required

[Anonymous No.21968753]

>>21968287
>30 fucking years old

Lmao absolutely discarded before reading the prices

For a 30 year old woman you can go to any bar specially with Coronita-chan. Women are more desperate than ever to get banged.

Is this really for real????

[Anonymous No.21968755]

SWTSX - is my main holding. (Same as VTI). Low exp rate; 0.03. Total us market + a bit of international exposure. So everything other than bonds.

[Anonymous No.21968759]

We expecting LL and oil to start recovering next week? I'm past my comfort zone on margin and would like to sell some stuff.

[Anonymous No.21968768]

>>21968563
>What’s it called when I want to pay one of them to tell me I’m home and I belong here?

im pretty sure that already exists in the ASMR community if you look hard enough, for free. i have a bookmark of just such a thing, not exactly but something similar. be careful, depending on your mood it might make you cry and say "god i really needed that": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2L_nvTlmdE

don't say i didn't warn you, anon.

[Anonymous No.21968784]

>>21968287
you could do all of that stuff with some random broad for free, and less risk of catching an std

I mean honestly, imagine sticking your fucking tongue in some hooker that has had god knows how many dicks up her pusy and ass

[Anonymous No.21968788]

>>21968753
Not everyone is attractive. You think some random bar chick would wanna go home with a 5’5” carless manlet like me? At least the hooker would probably be glad I’m not a disgusting old man.

[Anonymous No.21968790]

There is no stopping us

[Anonymous No.21968795]

>>21968671
>The reality is that foreign sucks. When American market is down, foreign is down even more and recovers take longer.
that's from 2008-today. Not true from 1990-2008. No one really knows what today-2040 will be like.

[Anonymous No.21968798]

>>21968684
Based AAPLbro. still trying to figure out how to price the covered calls though, im new to this whole options thing.

[Anonymous No.21968804]

>>21968652
Unironically based. Whore money is only for people that has /madeit/, if you're not rich then don't bother because it's just a waste in the end

[Anonymous No.21968806]

>>21968282
What should I spent my 50k cash on? I want more walmart but it’s getting quite spendy. On the other hand I think it could goto $500 in the next three or four years.

[Anonymous No.21968822]

>>21968753
There's younger

[Anonymous No.21968829]

>>21968671
Long US short earth?

[Anonymous No.21968831]

AUYchads

[Anonymous No.21968836]

>>21968790
dennysfags are the worst part of this general i swear to God.

[Anonymous No.21968853]

>>21968588
>MSOG - Multiple shots on goal (multiple ejaculations for one fee)
if you pay for the entire hour shouldn't you be entitled to cum as many times as you want in this hour

[Anonymous No.21968857]

>>21968836
>he obviously didn't go all in

[Anonymous No.21968868]

>>21968822
any of them actually have tits and ass though? where are the PAWG's?

[Anonymous No.21968870]

>>21968836
fags? one or two autists. always was

[Anonymous No.21968878]

>>21968831
These are men

[Anonymous No.21968899]

>>21968831
those are men.

[Anonymous No.21968903]

Posted in the other thread bit no response...
How do I make money on calls in robinhood? Have about 1000 usd to work with.

[Anonymous No.21968921]

>>21967036
yellow

[Anonymous No.21968931]

>>21968899
>>21968878

[Anonymous No.21968935]

Nooo! we got to cocky CLSK bros.

[Anonymous No.21968946]

>paying for sex
Absolutely degenerate, whores don't deserve your money. Put it in your portfolio and fap for free instead.

[Anonymous No.21968949]

>>21967073
Maybe they can buy my fucking GNUS bags, heh.

[Anonymous No.21968950]

>>21968795
I know. I was generalizing a bit. I still have some exposure, but less than half of what it was before. Bogle himself said there is no reason to own foreign stock though. Next dip I'll probably get rid of international and bonds.

[Anonymous No.21968959]

>>21968788
I'm average at best and have no problem picking up a random.

The majority of single 30 year old women in a bar are either divorced or about to get divorced so its literally shooting fish in a barrel.

Just buy her a few drinks and talk to her. If you're that ugly just buy her Texas long Island iced teas or Adios motherfuckers.

3 liquors shots in each of those.

Doubles if you're 1000% hideous. 5-6 shots in each drink.

Everyone at a bar by all means should be able to pick someone. Its a fucking bar lmao

[Anonymous No.21968975]

>>21968822
>23
>still some shriveled, used up whore
you'd have to be an immense retard to pay more than $100 for this old hag

[Anonymous No.21968977]

>>21968931
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.21969004]

My german newsfeed shills me hard on gold and warns me about the coming hyperinflation. They say only gold could save my money.

Is this bullish for stocks?

[Anonymous No.21969014]

>>21968977

[Anonymous No.21969016]

>>21968899
>>21968977
double dubs don't lie. that reaction face is hilarious though.

[Anonymous No.21969025]

>>21968282

[Anonymous No.21969036]

>>21968831
WHAT ARE THOSE?

[Anonymous No.21969050]

>>21968798
Just put them far enough otm at first that you know you won’t get assigned and then move your price closer. This is probably not the best way to do it but it’s worked for me pretty well with stocks that I would rather not be assigned on. On the flip side if I’m swinging a stock and want, say 20% profit I just sell covered calls at +20% of what I bought it for at whatever date I think it will reach my sell price. Works beat if you get assigned basically ATM.

[Anonymous No.21969054]

>>21969004
See >>21968831

[Anonymous No.21969056]

>>21968822
I seriously don't see how hard it is to pick up a college girl desu

They're ready to fuck anything at all times. Literally just ask her to chug drinks and play pool or darts with her.

I would only pay if she was an 18 year old virgin the day right after she turns 18. Thats really the only situation anyone should pay for fresh vagina desu.

[Anonymous No.21969068]

>>21968959
This anon is not exaggerating. Fort Meyers bars are like this around holidays expecially

[Anonymous No.21969069]

>>21968784
just avoid sticking your tongue in her

[Anonymous No.21969075]

>>21969004
it means you are leaking search result data to ad companies

[Anonymous No.21969084]

>>21968282
100% TQQQ

[Anonymous No.21969095]

>>21968502
I'm not familiar with that rule, unless he's referring to the fact that you can make contributions towards the previous year's total up until like April or something. So if he started in the first part of the year, he might've been able to put in all of this year plus all of last year.

[Anonymous No.21969111]

>>21969050
im kinda wondering if i should wait at least a month or two, or hell maybe until after the election, before i do this, though. i feel like AAPL can rocket hard after the split easily so it's hard to tell how far is far enough OTM.

[Anonymous No.21969115]

>>21968287
>1 apple share an hour
who falls for these scams
sex is overrated, buy AUY

[Anonymous No.21969120]

Reminder: You can and should haggle with hookers. Especially if you're young and hung.

[Anonymous No.21969127]

>>21969004
Not in the sense that you need to sell 50€ of them each day to get your kick of pigs' knees and boiled cabbage

[Anonymous No.21969153]

>>21968266
beta weight your portfolio and use the right amount of QQQ puts

>>21968356
he needs to use QQQ puts because his portfolio is extremely skewed towards tech, VIX calls arent that great in his case

[Anonymous No.21969160]

>>21969056

It's easy as fuck. Shit I just post art on an Insta and when girls comment I'll say thanks and open a convo. Got one interested in meeting up for a weekend. Wants the rough shit. I'm a manlet lads, its not hard, figure out an angle and work it.

[Anonymous No.21969173]

>>21969075
Well the other articles I get are related to drugs and online games.
Might be true

[Anonymous No.21969177]

>>21969056
i don't do this anymore but tbhwy i always felt like the game of seduction was a big part of the fun. it's like playing MTGA for free and building a large collection through skill and hard work gitting gud at drafting vs. just buying all of the cards up front. kinda takes all of the fun out of it, feels really unfulfilling compared to "earning" it for free, know what i mean?

basically, work on your physical health and hygiene and learn how to become a PUA. not a cringey one either but a legit one, you know what i mean im sure.

[Anonymous No.21969200]

>>21969120
see, this is more the body type im talking about. how much?

[Anonymous No.21969208]

>>21969068
Texas bars are always like that during happy hour or at night on the weekends.

Obviously, if when you enter a bar you see nothing but old dudes sitting at the bar, you just go to another bar.

I seriously thought that was sort of common sense

[Anonymous No.21969213]

>>21968950
I'd still buy China, India, Vietnam. These things swing, there are so many people investing in S&P500, foreigners even, that at some point it will not sustain its evaluation, and the market will go back looking for international opportunities.

[Anonymous No.21969217]

imagine paying to fuck a white woman

[Anonymous No.21969247]

>>21969217
asians are just knockoff/wannabe whites.

[Anonymous No.21969253]

>>Buy aapl calls
>>Extreme pump monday, make a bunch of money
>>buy back in when it bounces off the 495
>>crabs for a whole week
>>Theta kick in the dick for -50% of my gains


Well, they are 9/18 calls so maybe I have a chance.

[Anonymous No.21969260]

>>21969120
Fuck I wish I were young and hung.
Maybe then my family would think I was worth as much as my brother.

>>21969177
Eh
I don’t know if a woman has ever loved me, so if I pay one to tell me she does at least then I can’t be tricked into truly believing her.

My mom was said when I figured out no one likes me as much as my brother. But she still prefers my brothers.

[Anonymous No.21969267]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

net worth hitting all time highs on a daily basis. I may have missed it back in march, but I said Dow 30K in august. may have to wait for september

[Anonymous No.21969288]

>>21969200

I got a hooker to knock her rates down by half just by showing her my erect 8" cock and haggling a bit.

YMMV.

[Anonymous No.21969314]

>>21969014
Is this on Iwo Jima beach?

[Anonymous No.21969323]

when is this neuralink thing starting

[Anonymous No.21969340]

>>21968949
You had two months.

Face front, true believer!

[Anonymous No.21969370]

>>21969253
At least you took profits Monday anon, my call expires 9/4 and I could’ve taken my 160% gains but I got greedy now I’m -7%

We’ll see what Monday has in store for us , fingers crossed

[Anonymous No.21969374]

>>21968822
>no BLS

You’re telling me this girl will take money to fuck me but she won’t take money to suck on my testicles?

[Anonymous No.21969390]

>>21969288
usually i would be like
>paying for sex

but you're not really just paying for sex, you're paying to avoid spending money on dinner, drinks, stupid conversation that you don't care about and most importantly you're paying them to leave immediately thereafter when post-nut clarity hits. never got a hooker but i understand it

[Anonymous No.21969398]

Finding a girl who's 18 and still a virgin is a rare/hard to do thing anymore.. Most of them have lost it by age 16 now. Blame porn,drugs, and just society going into the shit hole... The whole "house party" scene as depicted in American pie is a fucking tame joke compared to shit now kids do. I'm fucking glad I don't got kids..

[Anonymous No.21969405]

>>21967073
This is exactly why I switched to options for my swing trades

[Anonymous No.21969413]

>>21969374
No that’s pipe be degrading for the hooker to suck on your balls, duh

[Anonymous No.21969460]

>>21969374
balls are gross and most guys don't even shave them

[Anonymous No.21969466]

>>21969413
Would it be degrading for her if I let her kick me in the testicles?

[Anonymous No.21969479]

>>21967209
This triggers a memory of a witty saying but I can't place it.

Please provide the source for the origin of this saying

[Anonymous No.21969489]

>>21969466
lel

[Anonymous No.21969500]

>>21969390
This. Imagine wasting time and money buying drinks for a girl who just wants free drinks and has no interest in fucking you.

[Anonymous No.21969503]

>>21969314
Black Sand. Red Blood.

[Anonymous No.21969526]

Watching a .com bubble documentary right now.
It's no argument that tech companies that are "overvalued" right now still offer services that are used. And that the current atmosphere is not like the .com bubble at all in the sense that there are no dozens of companies going bust from billions to 0 in a matter of months. It'd be like having 300 Nikolas and 100 Luckin Coffees in the current times.

But when YouTube gurus and TikTok "influencers" are hyping shit like Fastly and Tesla, you know it's a speculative bubble. The question is, will you ride this momentum, and do you have an exit plan? Do we even need an exit plan?

[Anonymous No.21969549]

>>21969267
retard

[Anonymous No.21969554]

putting more money into SPY QQQ AND TQQQ, what should my split be

[Anonymous No.21969559]

>>21969549
Leave divvie bro alone, dude

[Anonymous No.21969564]

Europoors eternally BTFO for all time

[Anonymous No.21969579]

>>21969398
>download HelloTalk app
>set learned language to chinese
effectively endless supply of young women, the vast majority of which are virgins or very inexperienced and they all love english speaking whites.

note that actually learning chinese is entirely unnecessary

[Anonymous No.21969578]

>>21967247
my sides...

[Anonymous No.21969585]

>>21969554
Buy VGT

[Anonymous No.21969603]

>>21967583
Bet you all of them took a combustion engine vehicle to the protest. Bet you plastics were used to make the markers they wrote that with.

[Anonymous No.21969615]

>>21969370

This crabbing is just getting fucking annoying at this point. Monday might be my last hurrah, I dont know how long to keep eating theta losses before quitting, as I dont want to run to expiry

[Anonymous No.21969622]

TSLA will explode next week. Musk is impressing the SHIT outta zoomers right now.

[Anonymous No.21969623]

>>21969526
depends what tech companies you're referring to. also tech and government have changed drastically in the past 20 years. if you think it's the same you really have no idea what you're talking about, unfortunately. that said, link to documentary you're watching? i love that shit.

[Anonymous No.21969662]

>>21969564
thats what they get for not illegally invading and voting trump

[Anonymous No.21969691]

>>21968168
How much of the target fund is in TQQQ? If the answer isn't 100% you done goofed

[Anonymous No.21969693]

>>21967757
>2400

You a fucking leaf or something? It was 1200 here canuck.

[Anonymous No.21969711]

what do with 15k

[Anonymous No.21969715]

>>21969479
The cure for low commodity prices is low prices because ti makes producers drop out. The cure for high prices is high prices as it encourages innovation that open up alternatives or increase efficiency. That doesn't apply to everything though.

[Anonymous No.21969736]

>EXPERIMENT WENT WRONG ELON MUSK IN HOSPITAL
EXPERIMENT WENT WRONG ELON MUSK IN HOSPITAL
>EXPERIMENT WENT WRONG ELON MUSK IN HOSPITAL
EXPERIMENT WENT WRONG ELON MUSK IN HOSPITAL
>EXPERIMENT WENT WRONG ELON MUSK IN HOSPITAL
EXPERIMENT WENT WRONG ELON MUSK IN HOSPITAL

[Anonymous No.21969741]

>>21967818
You were warned for two months faggot.

[Anonymous No.21969744]

>>21969323
Soon. Elon is African so he runs on CPT, colored people's time.

[Anonymous No.21969754]

>>21969579
kinda cringe doe. what do you gain of it

[Anonymous No.21969760]

>>21969711
AAPL

[Anonymous No.21969796]

>>21969693
If your married you got 2400

[Anonymous No.21969817]

>>21969585
bear

[Anonymous No.21969830]

What do when everything is terrible and I sold TQQQ and ROKU too soon?

>>21969736
Not even a fake link?

[Anonymous No.21969836]

Tesla better use some of that fee money to but Elons brain in an immortal body creating a bullrun singularity making everyone a zillionaire or im gonna be pretty mad

[Anonymous No.21969843]

>>21969247
Which makes them perfect whores for the white man, agreed?

[Anonymous No.21969850]

>>21968168
Kek, I hope someone told Joe that at the rate he's going, he need not worry about a 401k.

[Anonymous No.21969872]

>>21969830
It's over you can never buy back in

[Anonymous No.21969899]

>>21969615
It’s super annoying. I want out of these meme options and go trade spy monthlies for gains.

[Anonymous No.21969908]

>>21968588
>DATY

Who the fuck pays to eat some bitch's stinky, used box?

[Anonymous No.21969913]

>>21969817
Just buy it, man.
Trust me

[Anonymous No.21969922]

God damn.

I bet my brother knows the correct thing to do.

[Anonymous No.21969939]

>>21969585
Why VGT over QQQ?

[Anonymous No.21969945]

>>21968804
The irony of course being that rich guys have unrestricted access to free pussy. So long as you dont attract some thot trying to bleed you or extort you.

[Anonymous No.21969948]

>>21969913
>no little cunt
I like it anyway

[Anonymous No.21969951]

>>21969922
vxx calls

[Anonymous No.21970015]

>>21969843
only if they look like this

[Anonymous No.21970024]

>>21968282

[Anonymous No.21970035]

GME gonna short squeeze??

[Anonymous No.21970043]

Oil bros, our time has come. Next week moon mission

[Anonymous No.21970051]

We are live

https://youtu.be/DVvmgjBL74w

https://youtu.be/DVvmgjBL74w

https://youtu.be/DVvmgjBL74w

https://youtu.be/DVvmgjBL74w

[Anonymous No.21970066]

>>21970043
Which oil stocks should I buy to prepare for take-off?

[Anonymous No.21970072]

>>21970035
I fucking hope so. This is going for too long already. I don't get the fomo around Cohen though. No one cared about Foss either.

[Anonymous No.21970080]

>>21969945
Yeah but.. the risk

[Anonymous No.21970098]

>>21968282
>50% AAPL
>1 share of TSLA free from gains
>50% AMD which i just sold for a nice profit at the end of the day and am ready to DCA in whenever the next dip happens

[Anonymous No.21970100]

>>21970051
>"I think it's going too
>*pause*
>blow your mind."

Yeah, Elon?

[Anonymous No.21970112]

>>21969623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQjnkyoNIfg

Yeah, I firmly believe it's fundamentally different now. Back then people were jumping on without much information. Nowadays, we still have people jumping in without due diligence but on average, people are still pouring money into equity and solid ones too, like FAGMAN.

[Anonymous No.21970128]

>>21970051
wtf he's gonna fix all of these things? he can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.21970166]

>>21967791
>SPY ETF
This is yet another dumb move. Get a leveraged index ETF of some kind instead.

[Anonymous No.21970179]

>A logistics firm that bought and tested an early version of Workhorse’s (ticker: WKHS) drone, called HorseFly, says the product suffers from critical quality issues, including poor navigation software and substandard construction. The logistics company Unmanned Systems Operations Group, or USOG, said in its letter that it was unable to fly the drones as a result.
Am I late to the party did you guys read this earlier today?

[Anonymous No.21970182]

>>21970051
So much spaghetti

[Anonymous No.21970185]

>>21970128
imagine thinking shocks can't fix these things

[Anonymous No.21970188]

>>21970166
He can get SPY calls. I make more rolling long calls on SPY and QQQ than any other play. I used to do TQQQ like you guys but I don't like it when I can't have compounding gains.

[Anonymous No.21970191]

>>21970035
With its current short float and short ratio I don't know why it doesn't go to infinity on a $1 increase. My guess is the shorters have unlimited credit with their brokers so they don't get margin called.

[Anonymous No.21970210]

>>21970112
also the internet was hugely different back then compared to today. think of how easily and quickly people can access information about companies now compared to then. you're comparing the modern internet to shit like geocities, it's like night and day really.

still, all of the big crashes and financial crises are fascinasting, i started with 2008 and found out that i lived through it without knowing shit about it, it totally changed my view on the world. since then i've spent a lot of time watching documentaries and reading academic articles on these things, im always especially interested in why they happened, how they were handled, whether the handling of them was good or bad and why, and how they compare to our current situation. both useful because we're stock traders/investors but also just really fascinating stuff in general.

[Anonymous No.21970211]

>>21970066
I have HEU but I plan to dump it as soon as I'm up +15%.

[Anonymous No.21970224]

>>21970128
Jesus, dude.

Musk is literally selling meme placebo pills and selling it to his cult in a pyramid scheme lmao

Good for him on selling bullshit desu

[Anonymous No.21970234]

>"I could have a neuralink right now, and you wouldn't even know. Maybe I do?..."

oh shit

also elon musk sounds autistic, is he always like this?

[Anonymous No.21970244]

>>21970188
Sure but he's retarded. You actually have to pay attention to options. You can hold a leveraged index ETF and it won't go to 0.

[Anonymous No.21970268]

>>21970210
when you're watching a documentary about the COVID crash of 2020 a few years down the line, on a sunny tuesday afternoon in your cottage by the ocean, you're going to look back and say "yep, i remember those days"

and it's going to be great. we're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.21970269]

>>21970234
yes.

[Anonymous No.21970271]

>remove a coin-sized piece of skull
>close it up with super glue

you getting one, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.21970280]

>>21970271
Welcome to the cyborg age. Im not buying any first year models

[Anonymous No.21970285]

>>21970191
>With its current short float
It used to be only 60% until the company bought back half of their outstanding shares. The shorts' entry price is around 6,5$.

[Anonymous No.21970291]

>>21970271
>letting some billionaire autist mess with your brain

[Anonymous No.21970302]

>>21970268
i still go back and watch this from time to time. imagine my fear watching this shit live, not knowing he had a huge short position open and basically successfully FUD'd the entire market on live television for billions of dollars in profit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItEjc6VtuU

i felt physically ill watching this live

[Anonymous No.21970309]

>>21970128
Biggest sell signal ive ever seen. Musk has literally lost the plot.

[Anonymous No.21970326]

>>21970271
Imagine buying the beta test kit of 1st generation on this shit lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.21970341]

>no social media
>very few friends
how do i get my joint copped without paying?

[Anonymous No.21970354]

>everyone but musk wearing a mask

what happens if musk gets the coof?

[Anonymous No.21970376]

>>21970354
he is cyborg. he can't be killed anymore

[Anonymous No.21970377]

we are witnessing the lean hog future

[Anonymous No.21970378]

>>21970354
If you're watching the stream, you would realize nothing of value would be lost desu

[Anonymous No.21970389]

>>21970302
he said that at dow 19k, it only went to around 18k after that. his FUD didnt do anything

[Anonymous No.21970390]

OH NO BROS, THEY HAVE TO REINSTALL THE EMERGENCY SOFTWARE UPDATE ON THE PIG.

[Anonymous No.21970402]

>>21970302
the only thing i regret is not going all in on tech the moment i saw how nasdaq held at lower negative percentages against the rest of the market.

[Anonymous No.21970415]

pig brain.mp3 would make a cool ringtone

[Anonymous No.21970447]

>>21970415
put a DnB beat on that thing

[Anonymous No.21970453]

>multiple links

[Anonymous No.21970456]

>Dual neurolink implant
>more than one can be installed

This nigger is already offering a buy one get one free offer lmao

[Anonymous No.21970479]

>>21966996
>>21966996
>>21966996
>>21966996
Continue shitposting here pls.

[Anonymous No.21970639]

>>21967073
Link

[Anonymous No.21970776]

>>21967777
Fug this im selling