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22233431 No.22233431 [Reply] [Original]

Oh! Hey anon! Don't you remember me? We used to work together years ago...!

Haha I know right it's been soooo long, you look like you're doing well for yourself off of those internet coins, I always knew you were a catch ;)

Say... I know we didn't talk much back then and I kinda laughed at you when you asked me out that time but I had soooo much on my mind with uni and I was so young, but I always had a thing for you!

What's your reply anon?

>> No.22233457

Are you older than 22?

>> No.22233462

>>22233431
I date women, not literal women (female)

>> No.22233469

>>22233431
“Interesting, let’s catch up over a drink.”

Then smash and keep her on the back burner whenever I need some late night drooling neck action.

>> No.22233478

>>22233462
... what does this even mean...?

>> No.22233505

>>22233478
If you know, you know.

I know. And fucking goddamn this place.

>> No.22233516

>>22233505
Ah... You've fallen for that trap shit!?

Dude... That's gay

>> No.22233520
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>>22233431
This is one of the saddest larps i've ever seen OP

>> No.22233554
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>>22233520
Shut up and post your reply faggot

>> No.22233776

>>22233516
Nah I love big natural milky udders too much (traps don't have those) I just understood exactly what he meant because I've been here too long.

>> No.22233789

>>22233478
he's into traps

>> No.22233810

I don't date white women

>> No.22233909

I start shitting and pissing my pants while shouting "MY LINKYS STAY SUPER STINKY 1000 EOY" then I'll Reeee in Increasing pitch until the thot is BTFO'd. Then I'll drink my chocolate milk in victory

>> No.22233926

>>22233431
>We used to work together years ago...!
I've had a job?

>> No.22233936

>>22233431
> You're a man.

>> No.22234045
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>>22233776
Y-you fuck animals anon...?
STORY TIME!!!!

>> No.22234109

>>22233909
don't forget the tendies and honey mussy

>> No.22234155
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>>22234045
>women are animals

It's true.

>> No.22234160

>>22233431
>We used to work together years ago.
Impossible. I've never held down a job in my life.

>> No.22234257

>>22233431
"sorry, have no idea who you are"
proceed walking towards my lambo with a bigmac in my hand

>> No.22234292

>>22233431
"I have no idea who you are."

>> No.22234299

>>22234257
based

>> No.22234323

>>22233431
PLEASE FUCKING TAKE ME BACK!

>> No.22234326

>>22233431
get raped you insufferable cunt

>> No.22234349

>>22233909
damn this is based

>> No.22234387

>>22233431
Talk to me again and I'll get a restraining order you worthless cunt.

>> No.22234492

>>22233431
Shut the fuck up Bobbleheaded Bimbo Barbie Bitch.

>> No.22234539

Interesting hypothesis. Try to pump and dump her. Let her think she hit the jackpot. Then pump uturus full of seed

>> No.22234545

>>22233516
There's nothing gay about being attracted to trans women. It's actually more straight than being into straight women. Women today are masculinized and anti-feminine. They cuck, demean, and swindle the men who fall into their web. It's actually gay for dudes to like modern women. What kind of fag would want to be humiliated and submit to an angry feminist? But trans women? Trans women are feminine and actually WANT to be women. They want to serve their man. They want to make you a more masculine man. Plus, they know what it's like to actually be a man and so know what you want and need and feel. There's nothing more straight and manly than having sex with a trans woman, submitting her to your will. In the act, her womanhood is not acted upon, but is rather made by the act itself, made real in the very intention of truth as you make it. What can be more straight than that? Meanwhile, all the other normies are busy being bullied and cucked and robbed by the nasty natal-females.

>> No.22234586

>>22234545
Its okay bro we know you're gay and you want an excuse to like men.

>> No.22234673

>>22233431
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

>> No.22234747

>>22233431
>and I was so young
bitch you were 21 back then you weren't THAT young don't flatter yourself, you were 7 years past your prime I hit on you because there was nothing better
also why is an old hag talking to me, I think I just threw up a little, get the fuck out of my sight

>> No.22234814

>>22234257
Based

>> No.22234844

>>22234539
Mmm I'm not too sure anon, toastie toasties are all to eager too claim rape to get a slice of your bank balance

>> No.22234868

>>22234545
Imagine deceiving yourself into believing this because you can't come to terms with the fact you're gay.
COPE in the highest degree.

>> No.22234883

>>22234747
So much based on this thread

>> No.22234922

>>22234844
this, she will claim rape then ask for an outrageous settlement sum
and all of this for an used up whore who's over 25 and has had over 25 dicks inside her

>> No.22234961
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22234961

>>22233431
Damn Johnathan, that sex change you had is making you almost passable. Well, it was nice seeing you, gotta go!
>Traps are gay

>> No.22235075

>>22233431
heres 400 dollars for you to do yr hair if i can nut in yr eyeball

>> No.22235592

>>22233431
the slut stable is down the hall and to the right
sugar cubes get delivered at 11 am and 11 pm

>> No.22235611

>>22233431
Look straight through her eyes into her soul
"Meet me in the bathroom in 2mins"
Fuck her in every depraved way i can think of
Never contact her again

>> No.22235631

>>22233431
Show pussy. If It's not destroyed we can talk.

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>>22233431
"Literally who?"
>takes another puff off a fat cigar and blows it right in her face

>> No.22235787

>>22235611
Enjoy the rape claim and forever ruined image you retard

>> No.22235817

>>22235631
>If It's not destroyed
Look at her face you absolute pleb. Of course it's destroyed, you're 10 years too late for a fresh pussy.

>> No.22235978

>>22233431
who are you again?

>> No.22235985

>>22235592
Ok BASED

>> No.22236009

>>22235817
It's already too late a month after they've lost their virginity, they go fucking crazy for the cock once you crack 'em open.

More than a month later it's a punched lasagna

>> No.22236068

>>22233431
>I'm REEEEEEEE

>> No.22236115

>>22233431
pump her at least once but don't give her any of my money

>> No.22236123

>>22233431
>Haha yea I guess its funny how life plays out. I had a thing for you as well. Do you want to catch up over a drink back at my place?

Little does she know I swung my stack down to nothing, then fomo'd in at the ATH and sold the bottom due to fud.
Following this I got rug pulled threw what was left of my lifesavings at a hailmary scam coin.
Worse of now then before I started because I opened credit cards.
Hopefully I can at least get laid before I rope...

>> No.22236169

>>22233431
look her in the eyes, give her firm handshake and then fart

>> No.22236213

>>22236123
Kek

>> No.22236357

>>22233431
PUMP AND DUMP

DONT GET STUCK BAGHOLDING LADS

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22236525

>>22235787
>thinks bars and cafes dont have cameras inside that prove she followed me into the same bathroom
>not smart enough to sue her for defamation
>holds xrp instead link like a shizo

>> No.22236530

>>22233478
He jerks off to anime. Nothing wrong with it. Truly the patrician choice these days. Roastie are revolting 3D pigs.

>> No.22236605

>>22233431
Im sorry, I have a waifu

>> No.22236633

>>22233431
fuck off tranny

>> No.22236853

>>22234257
Dangerously based