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>Capital gains tax
what's your exit strategy?

>> No.22257422

surely there'll be like an anonymous crypto debit card we can just spend on

>> No.22257434

>>22257396
Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for black cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little black cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that black steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking ebony mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick black mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming ape spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like brunette hips birth a half black child, forever staking the black man’s claim to her lineage.

>> No.22257441

>>22257396
coffee is good for you in moderation

>> No.22257450

Donate to my twitch stream and wash it

>> No.22257462

>>22257396
Move to wyoming, pay 20% long term. Live my life. Or put that shit in a trust and live off staking gains.

>> No.22257463

If portfolio ever hits 7 figs
Move to tax haven
Start an LTD
withdraw everything into the company
Never pay a penny of tax

UK here not US

>> No.22257467

>>22257422
Coinbase already knows you guys bought X BTC, which means the government knows.
So yeah, you are cucked.

>> No.22257470

>>22257434
Americans are mentally ill

>> No.22257472

Side job that pays cash. I use it to pay my taxes even though I haven't payed taxes on earned income.

jk I pay my taxes like a good citizen.

>> No.22257480

>>22257396


sometimes when i'm out and i see a pretty girl showing off her body/tits in tight clothes i just want to make her pay for making me feel like i do. who is she to stir up these feelings and then know i will nevr have a chance with her? what makes her feel so safe? does she think the police will save her? does she think they will be fast enough to stop what i will do?

>> No.22257482

>>22257396
Lmfao she's wearing a wedding ring...
> girls will be girls!

>> No.22257503
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>>22257441
I think you're right anon

>> No.22257513

>>22257463
You can't change your tax residence into a tax haven quickly, it takes fucking years to get approved. Also tax havens will ask where the comes from, this isn't 1980 anymore.

>> No.22257521

A certain country grants permanent residency within 60 days of applying and full citizenship after 2 years of residence. They have 0% capital gains tax on foreign assets.
I plan on renouncing citizenship right before I hit $2M of net worth to avoid the US exit tax. All my investments are done with a broker that has lots of experience with international investors. I know some people here are going to get butthurt about me renouncing US citizenship but you know what SUCK MY DICK NIGGERS U.S. DOESNT DO SHIT FOR ME I WONT PAY A SINGLE PENNY SUCK MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>> No.22257523

>>22257434
have sex

>> No.22257555

>>22257521
2 years is a lot of time, bitcoin may have done its classic 80% crash by then.

>> No.22257561

>>22257480
have sex

>> No.22257573

Surprised there is no mention of Monero here

literal bizlets

>> No.22257574
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22257574

>>22257480
based

>> No.22257584
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22257584

what kind of coffee is this?

>> No.22257590

>>22257555
every heard of cashing out Bitcoin to USDT and storing it on a ERC wallet?

>> No.22257591

>>22257555
I don't trade crypto trash like you fucking stupid monkey brains. I day trade 3:1 leveraged portfolio margin with an algorithm running. Fuck off retard nigger.

>> No.22257600

>>22257470
>>22257434
all bbc posters are chinks until proven jewish

>> No.22257601

>>22257396
three days no fap this doesn't even give me a wiggle

>> No.22257605

>>22257396
my plan is to pay my taxes like a real citizen, what’s yours? ;)

>> No.22257616
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22257616

>Buy expensive car with crypto
>Aquire physical asset
>Sell expensive car in dollars
how stupid would this be?

>> No.22257629

>>22257396
>>22257584
>Exit strategy
Hopefully right out of that supple pink asshole

>> No.22257664

>>22257616
pretty stupid. first off what exotic dealer would accept crypto?

>> No.22257665

>>22257396
pay my damn taxes. Hopefully the long term rate

See you boys next year

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22257674

>>22257601
ok coomer

>> No.22257678

Crypto is tax free in Germany after a year of holding

>> No.22257692

>>22257664
There's some out there. Unless it's a trap:
https://bitcars.eu

>> No.22257759

>>22257590
So fucking what, you bought Bitcoin in an exchange with fiat = gov knows. Pay your taxes or get fucked, you can't hide.

>>22257591
I don't either. Im just telling the idiots here that think they can avoid taxes they can't. Also you are a larping retard, kys.

>> No.22257783

>>22257616
>Buy expensive car with crypto
>government: Where did they money come from? oh you didn't pay taxes?
>you: lll-linkiesssggjjrrrraaaaghjj

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>>22257396
Imagine spreading those cheeks at that moment and taking a huge snuff. My god

>> No.22257831

>>22257600
this

>> No.22257863

Capital gains tax should be 100% and anyone who says otherwise is a parasitic dividend kike.

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>>22257863

>> No.22257929

>>22257584
BBC coffee

>> No.22257932

>>22257892

Hello Moishe. I too, think that income derived from labor should be taxed at a higher rate than using money to make even more money. Goyim are born only to labor for us.

>> No.22257953

>>22257434
niggers are unironically a worse threat to the white race than jews

>> No.22258016
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>>22257953

>> No.22258053

>tfe I'm gonna lose more money from capital gains tax then my current net worth
FUUUUUUCCCCKK

>> No.22258107

>>22257396
Spend part of my gains on a gun and a boat to fight the tax man.

>> No.22258110

>>22257396
My plan is to get fucked in the ass harder than she would if I ever caught her

>> No.22258205

>>22258110
anon?

>> No.22258218

>>22258205
Yea?

>> No.22258237

>>22257396
>be in lowest tax bracket
>pay very small amount of tax compared to gain

ITT: zoomers that don't understand taxes kek
>being afraid of taxes

>> No.22258278

>>22257600
checked

>> No.22258301

>>22257396
pay my dues and enjoy life without worrying about that

>> No.22258346

>>22257434
>forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming ape spunk
this part was the best

>> No.22258367

>>22257467
>Coinbase
I lost it all. Im a bad trader. Srry

>> No.22258370

>>22257863

Okay pussy

>> No.22258381

>>22257932
capital investment into projects in exchange for equity is fine, in fact it should completely replace usury which is the actual moshe handrub

>> No.22258402

>>22257600
unironically this

>> No.22258492

>>22257863
fuck off IRS

>> No.22258504

>>22257396
literally BUILT for bbc. can you imagine getting to watch? jfc

>> No.22258558

>>22257759
maybe burgers are fucked. But where Im from no need to pay taxes until i cash out to actual FIAT

>> No.22258594

>>22257600
>Posted this 3 times on /pol/ like a year ago
>Some anon either liked it a lot or is just as clever and handsome as me

>> No.22258613

>50% capital gains tax in my country
bros...

>> No.22258680

>>22257450
Interesting..

>> No.22258695

>>22257863
Taxes should unironically be 0%. Meme flu showed us that money and debt aren't real.

>> No.22258701

>>22258680
uh its still a 20 or 30% or whatever commission twitch charges

>> No.22258735

>>22257450
Best idea in this thread. It will become income though? Unless you live somewhere donations aren't taxable

>> No.22258768

>>22257396

Purchase things with credit card

Send Monero or btc to a deepwebmarket cash vendor

Pay off credit card debts with cash

>> No.22258783

>>22257396
I'm forces to pay about $5,000 for quarterly gains by September 15th :(

>> No.22258833

>>22257434
kill yourself in minecraft

>> No.22258845

>>22257396
Hold for a year and pay long term taxes. It’s not that bad.

>> No.22258865

>>22257482
Do you know what a left and right hand are...?

>> No.22258897
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22258897

>>22257953
>niggers are unironically a worse threat to the white race than jews

>> No.22258912

Just visit a btc atm every so often when you need cash, dont make it difficult

>> No.22258945

I'd pay my taxes to help my fellow man.

>> No.22259003

>>22257396
>buy $10k worth of YAM
>Get 10x
>buy $100k worth of BURGER (realize gains)
>Get 10x
>buy $1M worth of SUSHI (realize gains)
>Get 5x
>buy $5M worth of HOTDOG (realize gains)
>Goes to $0 and now you owe taxes on $5,000,000 in gains with no way to pay
>Go to jail and buttfucked by tyrone because you fell for the yield farm meme

>> No.22259101

>>22257863
Yeah, Stealing someone else's money makes them a parasite.....Stupid

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22259462

5% on tax on mi shit country.

>> No.22259497

>>22259003
Your 5M to 0 are negative realized gains so you owe zero.

>> No.22259507

>>22257434
Europeans are mentally ill. Seek help friend

>> No.22259756

im just going to pay the tax desu. Ill have multiple millions from link, some of it taxed wont make that much difference. Too lazy and paranoid to go through any tax evasion schemes

>> No.22259850

>>22257434
>>22258346

>> No.22259867

>>22259497
You cant realize them if no one wants to buy it.

>> No.22260190

>>22257463
>>22257513
By the time crypto reaches its ultimate peak, Elon will have an operation settlement on Mars and he will give zero fucks about where your bags came from.

>> No.22260274

>>22257434
my goal in life is to make enough money to bankroll and organize several PMC firms and turn them into a jew, nigger, and cuckposter-obliterating legion. one of these days i will have enough capital to bring forth the hellfire that will cleanse this rock of your endless cancer once and for all. your days are numbered.

>> No.22260279

>>22259867
Burn the token to the 0000 address and move on. Gains realized.

>> No.22260359

>>22257584
Damn that guy has a huge ass.

>> No.22260368
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22260368

Kek

>> No.22260490

Move to a state without capital gains tax

Cash out only long term gains

Zero tax on up to 80k a year for my family

You want your money faster, pay up or leave this country

>> No.22260529

>>22257470
kek
at least we created DMG though
the literal best thing in the space right now, price action be unironically damned

>> No.22260565

>>22257591

>3:1 margin

Enjoy getting shrekt my man

>> No.22260589

>>22257863

Should unironically be close to 90% desu

>> No.22260611

>>22258053

Impossible you dummy, you're only taxed on gains. Cool larp tho

>> No.22260634

>trade your crypto to Tether or another stablecoin
>just turn into cash the amount you will spend

Holy shit you guys are 0 iq

>> No.22260669

>>22257396
I live in the Bahamas so I don't have to worry about this

>> No.22260724

>>22257396
>what's your exit strategy?
Pay what I owe

>> No.22261226

Already live in a country with no CGT

>> No.22261241

>>22257396
>>22257422
>>22257441

>ctrl-f puerto rico
>nothing
srsly, goyim? 10k a year 'donation' to local PR charity of your choice and stay there atleast 6 months per year. zero cap gains, zero dividend yield gains, 4 percent 20 year lockin on corporate debt. 5 percent flat on any appreciation before moving there, and 0 percent going forward on any appreciation while you live there. #nobrainer

>> No.22261406

>>22257396
make more than 15% profits.
simple as

>> No.22261609

>>22261241
Hurricane Juanita gonna destroy your laptop and trezor.
Now what?

>> No.22261634

Make up a fake person thenn funnel it though a gofundme

>> No.22261635

>>22257396
you couldn't have picked a worse time to ask this question

>> No.22262249

>>22260279
>unable to access computer til Jan 2021.
>losses remain unrealized
>Tyrone time

>> No.22262261

>>22261635
This kek. You cant cash out because we're all going to 0.

>> No.22262966

>>22261635
Maybe for you lol