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22302346 No.22302346 [Reply] [Original]

Alright, you smooth brained faggots are taking too long to get it, so I'm gonna spell it out:

STATERA is the ultimate /biz/ coin.

How many nigerians do you think are fluent english speakers, while also being into blockchain technology AND marketing?
What are the odds that a tranny named Megan Skye Phoenix, that admittedly browses biz, is also one of the lead members of the team?

That's right. It's because we are a bunch of LINK autists riding another solid project to the moon. From John Doe, to baguette guy, to fucking Megan. Only a group of absolute autists could organically come up with this kind of shit.

Don't wait three years, accumulate now.

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap/0xa7de087329bfcda5639247f96140f9dabe3deed1

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I actually happened to meet Abu-Bakr in Cape town yesterday.

He invited me for drinks as I’m one of the early investors and he seemed really nice over phone.

We met at a cocktail bar and seeing him for the first time was an intensive experience to say the least. He was a really short man, hardly more than 5’5 and of an extremely thin build. His skin was sub-saharan dark. He was old, if I have to throw in an estimate I’d say around 45-50.

We sat down at what I assumed to be his favourite table in the place. The first thing I was taken aback from was his attrocius english. He threw in words of Swahili in his sentences and was very unarticulate in his pronounciation. He repeatedly called me a ”cracker”, despite having a generally polite demeanor towards me.

He gestured towards a waitress and expressed quite blatantly that he was dissappointed for waiting so long. He even told how his ballsack had achieved a perfect balance with the help of decentralized index funds. He quickly dismissed the waitress with our orders. I don’t think she understood a word he was saying.

The rest of the night I watched him get smashed on various drinks. As the Swahili took over more and more the last three words I was able to decrypt from his sluggish ramblings ”Cracker money ours”. I ordered a cab and dumped passed away Mr. Bakr in the backseat and told the driver to take him back to his suite at the Hilton. He was an odd fellow.

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>>22302346
>coping bagholder down 80% from ATH

>> No.22302557

>>22302486
You post the same thing over and over again. It wasn’t funny the first time

>> No.22302595

>>22302346
This guy fucking gets its. STA is the new biz coin. We did our jobs with link now it’s STA

>> No.22302609

Heading back to 10c. One could assume a dead coin wouldn’t come back from 7.5c anymore but here we are. The lows might be getting higher too.

>> No.22302657

>>22302557
Ok, but did you see this?
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>>22302595
IYKYK

>> No.22302845

imagine shilling this hard to pump his worthless bags
you are trying so hard to meme its, but its not working and its cringe, fuck off back to your discord