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would you trade all the money you've made to date for a chance to re-do your teenage years?

>> No.22307628

>>22307605
if i could have a redo with a new face, yes

>> No.22307651

>>22307605
No. I'm tired of life. Just want to cash out and die.

>> No.22307757

>>22307651
this

>> No.22307794

>>22307605
Yeah because I would just buy a ton of bitcoin and stocks I knew would moon

>> No.22307798

Yeah because I'm old enough that being a teenager again means loading up on dirt cheap Amazon and Tesla stock.

>> No.22307824

My life has finally got good, now that the popular and cool kids work at the supermarket and I have 2 investment properties and growing, starting a business and hopefully whatever gains crypto can bring.

But yeah I would go back, because I could do it all earlier with way more knowledge, no brainer

>> No.22307867

>>22307651
Same. I don't even think I want to live forever anymore.

>> No.22307902

Nope, feels very good to be the old man absolutely ravaging a much younger girl and making her call you daddy in minecraft

>> No.22307929

Do I still possess the knowledge that I have now? If so then yes

>> No.22307942

obviously

>> No.22307954

>>22307929
This

>> No.22307964

>>22307605
thats a man

>> No.22307972

>>22307605
Absolutely, but only if I get to keep the knowledge I have now.

>> No.22308098

>>22307605
If I get to regain my knowledge, yes.
Recently found out a bunch of girls from my high school wanted to hop on my knob because I was a good singer.

>> No.22308100
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>>22307964
the devil himself

>> No.22308314

>>22307605
Only to make more money. Not to make the same stupid mistakes again.

>> No.22308569

>>22307605
yes lol.
this is assuming im like 13 again with all the knowlage i have now.
>redo teenage years
>invest in to bitcoin
>buy linkies cheap at 17
>buy etherium cheap
ect ect ect.

>> No.22308631

I can go back to when I was 15/16 and all in BTC and never work a day in my life after a few years.

>> No.22308755

I made it out without knocking up or marrying the crazy sluts i dated, so i would be worried about rolling THOSE dice again

>> No.22308773

>>22307605
my teenage years were the most miserable years of my life, so no

>> No.22308797

Obviously, OP.

Obviously.

>> No.22308817

>>22307794
This.

>> No.22308851

>>22307605
Yes why not.
I'm -70% so it would be worth the trade.

>> No.22308873

Question is not clear. If you are redoing your teenage years then I assume you're going back in time and losing all your money that you have anyways. Unless you mean you relive ages 13-19 and then after it is over you get transported back to the present with all your money gone.

>> No.22308999

>>22307605
When you say "redo" do I keep the knowledge I have obtained thus far? Or do I just wake up as a teenager again with no insight?

>> No.22309183

>>22307605
Redoing my teenage years would involve 9/11 happening again. I’d know it was gonna happen, I’d know about the follow on wars, I’d know about everything.
But if I speak up and warn people, altering the timeline in such a drastic manner is bound to fuck all my investments.

Sorry literal millions of people, but you’re not fucking my FAANG play.

>> No.22309311

the weirdest part about this is knowing what would happen all the way up till now. lmagine living 19 years over again, and then bang youre kinda thrust back into a reality you haven't seen in 19 years! would be tough to cope

>> No.22309324

>>22307605

I wanna fuck hilldog

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>>22307605
I bet hillary was fuckin wild in bed back in the ole days.
I'd go back, but who gives a shit, were here now, we can't go back.

>> No.22309422

>>22307605
Trade all my money to go back to a time where I didn’t need to feed myself, buy my own clothes, pay no taxes, didn’t have to work and I could play video games everyday after school at 3pm?

It’s a no brained anon

>> No.22309456

>>22307605
Yes because Bitcoin was less than 50 cents at that time. I would get a part time job and go all in. 100 bucks would net me about 1250 BTC

>> No.22309481

>>22307605
No, it wouldn't change how autistic I am. I guess the only thing I would do if I did do it, would be to invest in Bitcoin early.

>> No.22309504

Nope

>> No.22309542

Imagine hillary clinton at her prime sucking your dick while you stroke her cheek and fuck her face and two decades later she hires gang members to suicide you because you know too much

>> No.22309612

>>22309481
Smoke some good weed and take some good psychedelics if you want to cure your autism

>> No.22309678

>>22307605
Would have fucked hilldawg in her prime, not gonna lie.

>> No.22309698

>>22309481
try meditating. seems to be lowering my neuroticism (also lowers cortisol according to research). keep in mind it wont do shit if you only do it once or twice. it only start to show results once you've been going every day for a week (10 mins at least per session)

>> No.22309735

>>22309542
That makes her like a praying mantis.

>> No.22309755

>>22309698
That's an easy thing to suggest, but how exactly does one meditate?

>> No.22309778

>>22307605
With whay I know now, I'd like to start over at something like 17. Earlier than that would just be misery. At 17 I knew who I was but got fucked over by assholes. Knowing what I know now, I'd be much better off. At 41,im reasonably happy but it was rough getting here.

>> No.22309817

>>22309755
check online for tutorials the goal is to do nothing. think of it this way, you're power cycling your internal system to clear the ram that's been overloaded (autistic ik).
sit comfortably on the floor (cross legged, etc) relax all tension in your body and take deep, silent breaths -- slowly. when thoughts come (and it will happen very often in the beginning), learn to recognize it and return back to nothingness

>> No.22309844

>>22309755
Close your eyes and think of nothing but your breathing.

>> No.22309878

>>22309817
>>22309844
What if I want to lay down instead?

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>>22309817
>>22309844
Basically, isn't that what you do in your sleep? So you're just going to sleep?

>> No.22309915

>>22309878
Generally not recommended since you may just fall asleep instead. The OG Zen buddhist way is to sit without any back support but fuck that, sitting up against a wall is fine.

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>>22309915
Ahh, I'm too lazy for this shit :( so you just focus on your breathing? You don't have any visions?

>> No.22309998

>>22307794
/thread

>> No.22310010

>>22309940
A bunch of people larp as having experienced an acid trip at some point but I can't confirm personally.The first time I ever did it, a completely clear mind came fairly easily since I'm depressed. After about 5 minutes I basically forgot that I was an organic being and felt my head buzzing pretty good, but I got scared and noped out.

>> No.22310025

>>22307605
yep

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22310094

>>22310010
Hippies are not people anon.

>> No.22310195

>>22307798
This. Going back with the knowledge I have now would be ideal. My teenage years and 20's were amazing so I wouldn't change much. But knowing I'd never have to work again once I hit my 30's would be the icing on the cake. $10k into BTC sub $1 and you'd be free as a bird.

>> No.22310218

>>22307605
Yes. I’d be sooo fucking rich right now.

>> No.22310265
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22310265

>>22307605
No, my life didn’t go to shit until I was in my 20s.

>> No.22310281

>>22307605
Tough one to say. Probably.

>> No.22310302

>>22307605
Yes.

>> No.22310566

>>22307605
probably, i turned 20 in 2010 so it would give me enough time to mine a shit tonne of btc

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22311412

>kiss her when I had the chance
>buy BTC and ETH
>drop her cause I know I can do better with my stacks of crypto
>fuck all the staceys that were even mildly interested
>get over highschool instead of thinking about it still 10 years later

No thanks OP
I think I'd rather have dreams about being back in highschool every night...

>> No.22311431

Hell yeah, it's a no brainer. Other than investing, I'd stop fapping as much, lift earlier, learn to program earlier, and finish my engineering degree.

>> No.22311453

>>22307605
I'm 25 and have never made over $20k in 1 year. I would have nothing to lose doing this

>> No.22311461

>>22307605
yes