/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22613372]

Weekly KANI (crab) edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous
>>22611711

[Anonymous No.22613402]

we got too cocky gamers

[Anonymous No.22613421]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22613422]

anyone know what vvix is doing?

[Anonymous No.22613423]

Pelosi just said live that she's not coming down from the 2.2 trillion and will refuse ALL negotiations until the republicans come up to that number.

Proud of the reporters there though, they kept asking her questions about the stimulus package.

However she kept referencing first responders and how this bill is for them then she started to get teary eyed/almost cried on live television about the country being embroidered by the coat of Abraham Lincoln? (I can't make this up even if I tried).

She went into A HUGE voting rant for like 10 minutes completely ignoring the questions about the stimulus negotiations. Finally she said some random gibberish literally just saying the words "apple pie, baseball, motherhood, postal service" then peaced out of the live conference. It was like her robot brain got overloaded and shut down.

The video is at https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1RDxlrvMPegGL.. Go to the 41:43 mark and listen. After her gibberish she straight up just deadpan stares at the camera as her mouth moves with nothing coming out of it for 4-5 seconds. I know Trump says some weird stuff but it's like Pelosi took a page from his playbook talking complete gibberish to confuse people from the real problem. She must be breaking down or something.

[Anonymous No.22613424]

>>22613402
?
It went up today...again

[Anonymous No.22613430]

>>22613372
That's a man, fill my mouth.

[Anonymous No.22613433]

The 'daq is gonna finish above 10,800. Print it!

[Anonymous No.22613440]

Thanks for the cheapies, weak hands!

[Anonymous No.22613441]

Feels pretty nice

[Anonymous No.22613442]

Long on JK Rowling

[Anonymous No.22613449]

DELETE THIS THREAD N O W

[Anonymous No.22613456]

>>22613402
First for Kani cunny

[Anonymous No.22613462]

I have just averaged up on GME

[Anonymous No.22613466]

the blonde host on cnbc rn is hot af
how much do i need to make to get a hot cnbc host waifu

[Anonymous No.22613471]

BRK.B

[Anonymous No.22613488]

>>22613466
bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.22613490]

>>22613423
dr;vb

[Anonymous No.22613494]

>>22613466
At least 10,000 GME

[Anonymous No.22613508]

>>22613423
what if the repubs agree to send the 2.2 trillion out to the people?
isn't the disagreement just because the dems want to send all of the money to NJ, IL, and west coast states instead of sending it to Israel?

[Anonymous No.22613517]

>>22613466
Dang, she is cute

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.22613518]

WOW.
thanks for letting me take all heat for two days

[Anonymous No.22613531]

What's the GME suicide stack at?

[Anonymous No.22613533]

you know what /smg/?
FUCK CFDs
when I traded CFDs I was tense all the time, I was watching the lines go up and down like a crazy person, I felt the constant need to always be there right at the right moment for a line to go up or down
But now I just buy stonks and I'm happy, happy all the time
The temptation to make money regardless of whether the market is good or bad is huge, but CFDs are the devil's instrument and on them he plays a terrible tune

[Anonymous No.22613534]

>>22613466

Probably a condo on park ave or FiDi nearby to fuck them once they're off air.

[Anonymous No.22613535]

>>22613423
lol jus watched what the fuck

[Anonymous No.22613541]

>>22613466
Look up the Erin Burnett article from a while back that talks about exactly this stuff. Dating and what not. You need a lot of money. For more research there is an article about how Julia Borestein met and got married.

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.22613550]

>>22613518
oops for get add you

>>22613057
WOW.
thanks for letting me take all heat for two days

[Anonymous No.22613564]

Is diversifying a meme?

I have 15k~ in the stock market spread in tech, little bio and uranium.

But maybe I should take that 15k and go all in on a guaranteed safe bet

[Anonymous No.22613580]

just bought 160 more shares of GME. I'm going to make it

[Anonymous No.22613585]

>>22613541
Look at the wage slaves in the back!

[Anonymous No.22613588]

cunny

[Anonymous No.22613597]

What happen to the OP pic?

[Anonymous No.22613608]

>>22613588
that is biologically and unironically a woman

[Anonymous No.22613609]

>>22613564
"scared money, don't make money"

[Anonymous No.22613619]

>>22613580
Whats your game plan? When do you sell?

[Anonymous No.22613620]

>>22613597
Mods delete racy op pics all the time.

[Anonymous No.22613622]

Still waiting on savanon

[Anonymous No.22613626]

>>22613550
hehe
the point is that when you put a hentai link in the OP, the URL should make it look like it is stock market related
that's why I like the /inflation and /oil ones the best
plus those are decent tags anyway

[Anonymous No.22613632]

>>22613588
What a disgusting slut
I like her

[Anonymous No.22613643]

Monday = 1-2% recoveries
Tuesday = Dump continues

[Anonymous No.22613646]

>>22613564
sold my TSM and QQQ to go 100% GME before the nasdaq dip, how do you think i feel right now

[Anonymous No.22613647]

>>22613597
it was fucking /h/ bait. stupid tranny op never learns.

[Anonymous No.22613650]

BROS

[Anonymous No.22613656]

>>22613609
I'm making pretty alright money anon see
>>22613441

[Anonymous No.22613664]

414.77 shares in SHLL. How much will it be worth after the merger?

[Anonymous No.22613665]

>>22613646
well, how do you feel?

[Anonymous No.22613666]

>>22613620
nujannies are even worse

[Anonymous No.22613676]

>>22613619
I have a trailing stop of %15. No other plan than that

[Anonymous No.22613687]

I want to be a gme bro but I think I'll wait for a dip, is this a good idea Bros?

[Anonymous No.22613691]

>>22613620
Based as fuck lewd images are haram and do not belong in my boomer stock only SMG threads

Now, back to business. *Sip.* Yep. So what dividend stocks are we buying? I'm all in on XOM at $60

[Anonymous No.22613690]

>>22613564

Diversifying spreads out your risk, but cucks you out of any real upticks. If you mean diversifying asset classes like real estate, corporate notes, stocks and private equity, diversifying is great in that sense. You're better off finding 4-8 ticker symbols that are decent instead to invest in and not 40-80 where you have <100 shares in each.

[Anonymous No.22613693]

Tsla going up

[Anonymous No.22613700]

>>22613620
It was an anime girl in a bathing suit though. Nothing was showing.

[Anonymous No.22613702]

>>22613620
It wasn't even porn. There were no genitals or anything showing

[Anonymous No.22613704]

how much does theta fuck a weekly option over the weekend? should i sell my covered calls now for next friday, or wait until monday?

[Anonymous No.22613706]

>>22613656
then stick too it and dont FOMO. My risk is at a very high level but im making 22% this week...

[Anonymous No.22613707]

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22613712]

fuck. 10 minutes to decide if I want to DCA/average up on GME with my most recent paycheck

[Anonymous No.22613714]

>>22613564
>I have 15k~ in the stock market spread in tech, little bio and uranium.

that's not diversifying.
diversifying is having 5 index funds and 20 stocks covering many geographical regions and all sectors.

[Anonymous No.22613720]

>>22613664
How does one hundred million dollars sound?

[Anonymous No.22613724]

>>22613687
Get in now bb before they start talking about it on CNBC

[Anonymous No.22613726]

>>22613466
emmm, shes not blonde. What are u guys watching?

[Anonymous No.22613738]

holding gme over the weekend
pray for me bros

[Anonymous No.22613740]

>30 has been breached
30 has been breached
>30 has been breached
30 has been breached
>30 has been breached

That's MY horse

[Anonymous No.22613747]

>>22613720
Sounds good :)

[Anonymous No.22613750]

>>22613518
it doesnt matter what you do, dont you get it?

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.22613751]

oh no O_O super sellers just stepped in
they no want ES get back over 3320 there lot of support there


>>22613629
me used have favorite doggy before she died :(
she was murderius rat terrier

at night we would hunt rats off local orchard trees
me would shoot rats off tree with sling shot and she would maul them to death

could kill like 2-3 rats per night
miss her so much ;_;

[Anonymous No.22613753]

>>22613690
oh yeah I only am holding mostly about 4-6 big positions at a time.

[Anonymous No.22613754]

>>22613466
Reminder Sara Eisen is jewish.

[Anonymous No.22613756]

net chads where you at

[Anonymous No.22613757]

>>22613664
Over $40000 at least

[Anonymous No.22613769]

So what is the official list of /smg/ approved meme stocks?

[Anonymous No.22613770]

WKHS is absolutely carrying my portfolio right now
Jannies I want you to perma ban that one CLF shill. I want him off this board.

[Anonymous No.22613773]

>>22613714
this, also diversification is for draconian generational wealth. If you own something in every sector, there will almost never be a time where you(aka your family) are doing poorly.

[Anonymous No.22613779]

>>22613714
alright yeah the other anon made me realize. Guess its better than going all in on a stock though probably

[Anonymous No.22613780]

>>22613769
GME
GME
GME and
GME

[Anonymous No.22613782]

>>22613756
hoping it dips back down so i can buy up to 100 shares cheap

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.22613787]

>>22613626
I usually remove the link or change the tag to yaoi since people who click on that link are homosexuals, but they're too far in the closet to actually put what they really want in the tag so I do it for them.

[Anonymous No.22613791]

>>22613726
How much of /smg/ is unironically pajeet

[Anonymous No.22613795]

>>22613687
Fucking BUY

[Anonymous No.22613796]

>>22613751
>Murking rats with a slingshot so your dog can viciously kill them
Ok I'm starting to like you. What are your long positions if any?

[Anonymous No.22613798]

WKHS just hit $30.

I was going to shitpost about green horse pussy, but my tulpa bit me.

Maybe I'll do it when WKHS hits $50.

[Anonymous No.22613800]

>>22613770
listed to tyrone, jannies. he isn't fucking around

[Anonymous No.22613808]

>>22613740
ITM puts for AH

[Anonymous No.22613809]

>>22613769
>GME
>WKHS
>DPHC
>CLF (shill-esque)
>SQQQ
>IBIO (definitely shilled)

[Anonymous No.22613813]

divvies are my only source of joy now

[Anonymous No.22613814]

>>22613769
the more power we give GME the stronger the squeeze will be
we could collectively meme each other to financial success

[Anonymous No.22613816]

that big drop just now? that was me covering my short at the top at a loss, you're welcome bobo.

[Anonymous No.22613817]

SAVA leaps are still cheap, get in ASAP if you can.

[Anonymous No.22613819]

>>22613770
I have a dark secret, tell no one:

I bought WKHS at 12 and it has only now offset the money I lost messing around with CFDs before I knew what I was doing

[Anonymous No.22613824]

>>22613780
But GME was confirmed this week to not be a meme

[Anonymous No.22613826]

I'm all in cash right now waiting for the second crash

[Anonymous No.22613831]

When is it Intel's turn, lads?

[Anonymous No.22613832]

>>22613798
Your tulpa is a fucking shitter m8

[Anonymous No.22613842]

>>22613423
She was trying to say, "The postal service is as american as apple pie, baseball". Not sure what motherhood has to do with it though. That mouth twitching stuff was weird. I think her circuits broke. Reminded me of when an animatronic at Disney World fizzes out and the voicebox breaks and they sit there twitching, half mouthing their lines.

She's like 80 years old though so it's not too surprising.

[Anonymous No.22613860]

>horse charging into Friday close
IT'S CONTRACT TIME NIGGERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22613872]

>>22613809
Nobody buy in on the CLF meme. Its just one anon trying to sell off his bags and I for one fell for the meme


boys get in on NAK

[Anonymous No.22613881]

>>22613704
Theta x 3 > Delta x Expected price change = Sell
Theta x 3 < Delta x Expected price change = Hold

[Anonymous No.22613885]

>>22613687
Definitely wait for a dip. There's nothing propelling this drive.

Their sales were awful and have no business plan.

Its a nice Pump and Dump, but you don't want to be left bag holding from the top

[Anonymous No.22613898]

For the person who was asking for Deanies Wojak. I lost about $1000 on DF because of this general.

But, then I made $30,000 from Workhorse because of original WKHS-anon. So we're cool. I hope you all make it.

[Anonymous No.22613899]

>>22613842
as american as motherhood? wow racist much?
maybe the twitching was from when the teleprompter told her to stfu and gtfo

[Anonymous No.22613904]

>>22613687
No.
Imagine not getting in now.

[Anonymous No.22613907]

>>22613769

[Anonymous No.22613910]

>>22613751
my terrier is 17 years old and still has that killer instinct, those dogs are small and based. real english hooligans

[Anonymous No.22613911]

>>22613564
Spreading your money across like 25 different stocks in order to "diversify" is a meme, or more of a scam I guess since that lie was developed by people managing accounts in order to make more money
>"If you want to make a lot of money, resist diversification."
>"The idea of excessive diversification is madness."

BUT, if you're dumb as fuck then you might aswell diversify to reduce your risk as much as possible because in the end.. average or less than average is all you will get in life, that's just the truth so you might get to that point with less risk while you're at it

[Anonymous No.22613913]

>>22613885
>13828383% short float
>infinite borrow rates
>nothing propelling this drive
not going bankrupt is enough to fuck the shorts

[Anonymous No.22613914]

looks like the real gamers have entered the lobby...

[Anonymous No.22613915]

So the NASDAQ ended the week where it started.

[Anonymous No.22613921]

>>22613860
God damn ..WKHS has been a fucking incredible ride. I am so, so thankful to whoever was shilling it to me earlier this year. You made me a lot of money dude. Cheers.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.22613928]

>>22613872
Stop telling people to buy NAK before we get our 100k shares.

[Anonymous No.22613929]

[Anonymous No.22613931]

>>22613885
do you people not understand what a short squeeze is? its not a pump and dump. its a pump and pump and pump

[Anonymous No.22613936]

Lame, guess we're not hitting double-digits on GME today

[Anonymous No.22613942]

HORSE TO 31 IM GOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA beCOOOOOOOOOOM FINANCIALLY STABLEEEE

[Anonymous No.22613945]

>>22613704
a lot. 2 days of theta with no price movement. i opened an iron condor for that reason on BRK.b since it hasnt moved in about 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.22613950]

>>22613872
Biden promised to stop the pebble mine. Not saying he's going to get elected but I'm saying I will wait until election day

[Anonymous No.22613952]

spxu calls over the weekend
pray for me brehs

[Anonymous No.22613953]

>>22613898
never forget the Dean's foods debacle, dark times in /smg/

[Anonymous No.22613958]

Well the day wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

[Anonymous No.22613973]

Yes haha dump!

[Anonymous No.22613980]

>>22613588
Wow anime whores acting like thots in real life. Looks like Japan and anime are going to shit too.

[Anonymous No.22613987]

>>22613950
that info is going to make me DOUBLE DOWN on NAK.

[Anonymous No.22614002]

It is still the case that you can just look at TSLA's option chain to see where it will end that week.

[Anonymous No.22614010]

>>22613980
But look at the embarassment and shame on her face, and only from other women looking, not even men. She still hasn't been completely pozzed by the evil western influence.

[Anonymous No.22614011]

>Wrote some puts for mid October on a few select stocks Id still like
>No other positions or anything.
Comfy. I wont check my account till October.

[Anonymous No.22614016]

>>22613423
AHAHAHA what the fuck, that was like Trump except it wasn't funny, just sad

[Anonymous No.22614018]

>>22613936
Don't worry, it will hit double digits monday morning

[Anonymous No.22614019]

>>22613423
Jesus fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.22614020]

>>22613809
I present to you anons, BLNK. Its cheap and its been doing very well this week

[Anonymous No.22614023]

>>22613950
It will hopefully be approved before then so Trump can brag about Jobs and fighting the retarded restrictions of the Obama era.

[Anonymous No.22614034]

WKHSCHADS WE RIDIN TO FUCKIN MARS!!!!!
We run this market.

[Anonymous No.22614035]

>>22613423
Cleve? Is that you?

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.22614039]

>>22613750

[Anonymous No.22614043]

>>22613831
I give it a year.

[Anonymous No.22614061]

I don't need to work anymore thanks to workhorse. I can literally quit my job tomorrow and just retire

[Anonymous No.22614075]

OOOO GOD I'M MOOONING

[Anonymous No.22614080]

>>22613860
I can't believe I missed this

[Anonymous No.22614084]

>Up $500 for the week
>Still down $900 for the month

Honestly not that bad, especially for this dip. Have around $84k right now. Pretty flat month for me

[Anonymous No.22614085]

Last chance to dump ORCL

[Anonymous No.22614086]

>tfw your covered calls expire worthless

[Anonymous No.22614089]

realistically what is the top of WKHS

[Anonymous No.22614090]

UHM GUYS

[Anonymous No.22614105]

>>22614061
How much did you put in and at what price? I'm proud of you bros. I just hope you have exit plans just in case. ;)

[Anonymous No.22614117]

>>22613872
>>22613950
>NAK
qrd

[Anonymous No.22614130]

What happened to the Palantir IPO? It's just gone.

[Mongolian Silver No.22614132]

>>22613423
I will ONLY take the vaccine if it is made by Tesla or Apple, I’ll consider it if Disney makes it.

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.22614140]

>>22613910
damn 17 very old :( hope they doing ok

terriers best dog they still have actual dog instincts in them instead of genetic hand bad freaks

>>22613796
>:D rats very smart too its hard hunting
am not in market at all atm

am bag holding single /MNQ contract not too worried about it

[Anonymous No.22614152]

GMEE WTF

[Anonymous No.22614153]

>>22614089
Literally can't forecast that shit.

KODK got a fucking loan and their marketcap went up to like 100x the loan amount.

[Anonymous No.22614156]

>>22614089
Realistically $50-$100 depending on how much of the contract they get. Definitely not a sure thing, it could go back down to $10 if they bail on the contract

[Anonymous No.22614160]

>>22614085
nah

OK I'm up 1.55% this week
time for a nap

[Anonymous No.22614168]

I’m not very good at this game

[Anonymous No.22614177]

>>22614152
Calm down bros, we're on the steady climb each day.

[Anonymous No.22614180]

WKHS JUMPED TO $31.20 HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.22614188]

>>22614085
FUCK orcl. it has done nothing for me FUCK tiktok and FUCK CHINESE

[Anonymous No.22614189]

>>22614140
ya he runs laps around my 8 year old poodle mix

[Anonymous No.22614198]

>>22614168
Seems like you were playing it safe and making small gains then changed it up all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.22614211]

>>22614089
we will find out when the contract comes

[Anonymous No.22614212]

Made $1000 this week selling covered calls to gamblers. :)

[Anonymous No.22614213]

>>22614177
i hate the jews with access to afterhours, too pussies to dump it on our face like men

[Anonymous No.22614215]

>nasdaq down 1.07% today
>Dow down 0.88% today
>I'm down 0.20% today
>Majority of my loss was in crAAPL bag that I'll be holding for years anyway
Feels good to be a champion

[Anonymous No.22614216]

>tfw didnt sell that wkhs $15.5p a few weeks ago
all i can do is cope with my 60 shares

[Anonymous No.22614223]

[Anonymous No.22614225]

>>22614034
>bought at $8 and sold at $12
Fuck me

[Anonymous No.22614230]

GME tanking in AH

[Anonymous No.22614244]

is it over for me

[Anonymous No.22614247]

>FED not pumping anymore money than expected
>barely injecting any $$$ until the end of Sept
>stimulus ain't coming until elections
>covid-19 cases going wild again all over Europe - possible partial lockdowns incoming
>economy hasn't recovered completely anywhere but China
>massive chaos with elections in Nov
>SP500 finished below MA50
>ready to have MA10 and MA50 (aka Death Cross
>VIX and DXY barely moved despite all this

Is it time to go cash, bros?

[Anonymous No.22614252]

WKH MOTHER FUCKING SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCK YEAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22614254]

>>22613372
Degenerates should be banned

[Anonymous No.22614263]

Whats up with PIC guys?

Next horse?

[Anonymous No.22614272]

6.19 M volume in WKHS at close and AH holy fuck

[Anonymous No.22614274]

>>22614168
Tough time to start. Keep at it, and continually put money in slowly. Focus on defending what you have - FOMO and "only another +200% and I can quit my job!" are the biggest portfolio killers.

[Anonymous No.22614282]

>>22614244
no, the game doesn't even start till 25k fren

[Anonymous No.22614284]

BREAKING: OHSKOSH RECIEVES ENTORE USPS CONTRACT

[Mongolian Silver No.22614288]

>>22614016
Trump be unfunny Trump, Trump wins every time.

[Anonymous No.22614292]

>>22614247
They might sign or get a deal started in the middle of october

[Anonymous No.22614305]

>>22614284
AAAAAAAAAAAAaAa

[Anonymous No.22614318]

Poornewfag here. Should I start saving for btc or keep buying stocks? I have less than $1500 in stocks right now. I like buying stocks and holding, but should I take more risks cause I’m young.

[Anonymous No.22614321]

>>22614212
Nice
Also, what game?

[Anonymous No.22614324]

>>22614284
cope

[Anonymous No.22614331]

How many years until the market recovers?

[Anonymous No.22614332]

>>22614318
All in on GME

[Anonymous No.22614336]

>>22614160
Sorry fellow anime poster but I’m going to have to call you a tard

[Anonymous No.22614337]

>>22614318
All-in GME

[Anonymous No.22614339]

Gentlemen, I must go fulfill my duties as a stud.
Bon fin de semain

- Semental

[Anonymous No.22614340]

so, red next week right? finding some new lows?

[Anonymous No.22614344]

>>22614247
>Is it time to go cash, bros?

don't buy the stocks that go down until they are done going down
then your stocks will go up
just buy the right stocks

[Anonymous No.22614350]

>>22614284
Seethe and cope

[Anonymous No.22614353]

Anyone else let Hindenburg shake them out of WKHS? No, just me?

[Anonymous No.22614354]

>>22613508
No the dems on a bunch of extra stuff that has little or nothing to do with covid. Maybe state specific about riot damage, too, i'd have to double check. The total dollar amount is not the only issue.

[Anonymous No.22614360]

>>22614244
Just wage slave bro.

[Anonymous No.22614366]

>>22613704
Multiply by 100 and that's how much money you lose, basically.

[Anonymous No.22614374]

>>22614230
look at the volume, this happened so many times i dont even care anymore
same shit when it was +5% afterhours then went flat by open

[Anonymous No.22614379]

>>22614212
I haven't played video games since my balls dropped but I'm playing the fuck out of genshin impact and nothing will stop me

[Anonymous No.22614389]

>Horse is now 60% of my portfolio
>Don't know how to feel about this
>Massive gains
>It's still pumpen
>No where near close to considering selling
>May even buy more at a dip
>Currently sitting looking at my portfolio and sweating like a whore in church
Anyone else? Ive never had gains like these before. Surly there's gonna be a selloff Monday right?

[Anonymous No.22614398]

>>22614336
I have one (1) share of ORCL and I'm going to buy more if they go down
I'm not going to dispute your accusation

[Anonymous No.22614400]

>>22614353
Nah but it stopped me from putting in an additional $2,000 worth of shares at wherever it was back then

[Anonymous No.22614422]

>>22614353
Briefly, I sold when it went down to $14, then realized how retarded I was being and bought back in at $17

[Anonymous No.22614423]

>>22614212
>selling covered calls to gamblers.
GME? were you the one worried about it going past $10

if so, that was risky as fuck, scrambling for pennies and potentially losing the moonshot

[Anonymous No.22614431]

>>22614389
sell your original principal, if you put in $100 and it's now worth $300 sell $100 and let the rest ride

[Anonymous No.22614436]

>>22614389
lmao literally every day they don't announce it it will keep pumping due to fomo

[Anonymous No.22614438]

>>22614230
>5.6k volume

[Anonymous No.22614445]

>>22614353
Bought 900 horses at 8 and sold at 15

[Anonymous No.22614451]

>>22614389
>line go up?
>surely line go down now

[Anonymous No.22614453]

>>22614318
if you like to hold then go with RKT. check out the stock its undervalued as fuck right now. it got beat down like a fucking dog because of the untimely market dip. its bound to recover upwards over 40+ somewhere by the EOY easy 2x+. Q2 was amazing and Q3 will be even better.

[Anonymous No.22614458]

>>22614340
I dunno but that Pelosi press conference was terrifying to me. I'm all cash except for my palladium long now.

[Anonymous No.22614460]

What happened to the CLSK religious brah?

[Anonymous No.22614459]

>>22614360
im a student im just fucking around. fuck wage slaving id rather work out or read a textbook. freelance income is enough for baseline needs

[Anonymous No.22614463]

>>22613881
what is expected price change in this formula? iv? or the $ to break-even?

[Anonymous No.22614473]

TSM bros. That weekly candle looks fully retarded. Its over.

[Anonymous No.22614476]

Keep hearing nak could 100-400x if it goes forward.. why that figure?

[Anonymous No.22614480]

Why does this shit happen sometimes after hours? Is it just someone panicking and putting in a buy order way above the current price just hoping to get it in after hours, or just a glitch?

[Anonymous No.22614495]

>>22614473
80 support is unbreakable

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.22614500]

>>22614353
kek
there no way Hindenburg will be firm for much longer
they am like striking out on every pitch

[Anonymous No.22614504]

Guys help.

I sold 2 puts @ 45 strike
It closed at $44.86.

I already own shares in the underlying company. Do I buy more automatically?

[Anonymous No.22614510]

>>22614284
C O P E

[Anonymous No.22614516]

Once WKHS announces if they got the contract immediately sell. You have seen what happens whenever good stuff gets announced. Sell the news buy the rumor

[Anonymous No.22614519]

What stocks do I long in order to invest in me getting an anime gf

[Anonymous No.22614528]

>>22614318
you should put any extra cash in stocks every chance you get and don't be more than 25% crypto

[Anonymous No.22614527]

>>22614389
if you fully trust the company just hold and buy the dip. if you are only 40% confident, sell the difference

[Anonymous No.22614539]

>>22614389
Once the contract is announced it will either tank or moon

[Anonymous No.22614549]

>>22614344
very insightful post mr. anime

[Anonymous No.22614556]

I realized Gamestop is safer than cash so I moved all my cash into Gamestop

[Anonymous No.22614559]

>>22614423
If the moonshot happens, he gets to sell at $10. Profits are profits, anon.

What's the IV on GME? He's probably making decent money on those calls. In my book, if you can get 1% per week, you take as much of it as they'll let you have.

[Anonymous No.22614563]

OKAYY GMEEE

[Anonymous No.22614585]

zoom 6% on the day
i was looking at it since it doesn up 1% but never pulled the trigger, mfw

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.22614588]

>>22614476
It's a low estimate, the truth is buying NAK today is like buying AMZN for $5 or $6

[Anonymous No.22614592]

>>22613423
Holy mother of god. Guys, wtf, your country is litterally breaking into pieces. I'm so sorry. Please don't leave us at the mercy of chinks

[Anonymous No.22614595]

>>22614353
Got shaken out of 300 shares, but I still have 220 left.

[Anonymous No.22614596]

>>22614451
what do you call a short seller's mentality when they're selling their own shares

[Anonymous No.22614605]

>>22614556
Based. Fuck the Fed.

[Anonymous No.22614613]

Are they trying to subliminally fuck us out of our money? Lol

[Anonymous No.22614617]

>>22614516
if they get over 50% it's still undervalued

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.22614639]

>>22614556

[Anonymous No.22614640]

>>22614473
it's fucking hilarious how glued to $80 TSM is, perfect stock to just DCA your paycheck in basically.
Q3 should be soon though

[Anonymous No.22614642]

Shill me some stocks

[Anonymous No.22614657]

I just realized it's friday, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.22614660]

>>22614592
it's ok the chinks will implode too
we will all be at the mercy of the irish

[Anonymous No.22614666]

>>22613826
Same. VIX cannot seem to break below 25. It's concerning

[Anonymous No.22614691]

Sell the rumor. Sell the news. Sell everything.

[Anonymous No.22614692]

>>22614500
From now on, release of Hindenburg hit pieces should be considered a buy signal.

[Anonymous No.22614696]

>>22614642
Come back on Monday

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.22614697]

>>22614657
this week was crazy crazy week
going by too fast

it was such good week for trading tho nggghhhh

[Anonymous No.22614698]

>>22614657
Better this way. Maybe stimulus or vaccine news by Monday.

[Anonymous No.22614701]

>>22614691
DON'T BUY, HIDE!

[Anonymous No.22614707]

How to turn 60k Into enough money to live off dividends for ever? (Which I don’t know how much I’ll need)

[Anonymous No.22614732]

TGB has been doing very well this week

[Anonymous No.22614734]

>>22613423
>Finally she said some random gibberish literally just saying the words "apple pie, baseball, motherhood, postal service" then peaced out of the live conference

wait was she trying to channel the song from the Team America movie? zoomers and boomers probably don't know about this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

[Anonymous No.22614735]

>>22614657
Going to get high, make some pasta with chicken, and then play Bannerlord tonight.

[Anonymous No.22614740]

>>22613518
I hate rats

[Anonymous No.22614745]

>>22614559
i disagree, it makes sense on other volatile picks when realistically the upside potential may be 20% at most short-term and it gets predictable pullback afterwards if you want to buy cash-covered puts for that afterwards, but on a pick that has a non-zero chance of a short squeeze?
When are we ever going to get another chance like this where we can bet on a potential short squeeze *without* the company being in massive debt like DDS or BBBY?

you make profit but this is not a gamble you want to be fucking up in favor of pennies short-term. Short of Gamestop's HQ getting nuked over the weekend, there's no scenario where I don't just HODL

[Anonymous No.22614747]

>>22614642
NAK
BLNK
SNE - I got out of SNE but I have a gut feeling its going to moon.
WFC

[Anonymous No.22614751]

>>22614707
Work 9-5. Then get your $200 divvies every year and gloat on here like anons do.

I enjoy the level of divvie attention recently, its a sell signal.

[Anonymous No.22614753]

I LOVE TO EAT POOP

[Anonymous No.22614756]

>>22614559
Not that high actually, even 10c monthlies are only going for around $1.10

meanwhile WKHS weeklies that are >10% otm are going for more than that

[Anonymous No.22614760]

>>22614211
when is the contract deadline

[Anonymous No.22614761]

remembering that Hindenburg was short wkhs, i'm wondering if i should be buying NKLA, or if i should be buying puts on WKHS.

the number of stocktwits who think the USPS contract is going to happen makes me believe that it won't.

[Anonymous No.22614762]

>>22614707
My portfolio is at $60k now and wondering the same thing. I'm Apple, Microsoft, TSM, SHLL and WKHS for the moment

[Anonymous No.22614763]

>>22614588
It feels too good to be true

[Anonymous No.22614765]

>>22614735
I have no money because banks are nigger faggot kikes who havent settled my funds in 3 whole days. Im pissed as fuck

[Anonymous No.22614771]

>>22614480
Trading data is so fucked up. All the available sources out there for historical data for use in algotrading have random shit that looks like that everywhere.

[Anonymous No.22614784]

>>22614753
eat da poo poo

[Anonymous No.22614788]

No dingbro today? How sad

[Anonymous No.22614789]

>>22614753
What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.22614790]

GME is going up again

[Anonymous No.22614797]

>>22614760
Whenever the government wants it to be

[Anonymous No.22614803]

>>22614666
Sosnoff believes that a VIX of 20 will be the new 12-14 due to the market having to price in global biological events which it never has done before. Food for thought.

[Anonymous No.22614805]

>>22614707
go back to mid june and go all in on horse then today you'd nearly be there. 1 million would give you a safe 30 per year or a risky 60

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.22614820]

>>22614740

[Anonymous No.22614821]

>>22614244
my nigga, try -80% I am numb, fuck SLB, AZN, and PCG

[Anonymous No.22614829]

>>22614761
Hindenburg went short at $18 lol they've lost hand over fist

[Anonymous No.22614839]

>>22614617
Can't be valued. Even valuing it directly against the dollar amount their allotment of the contract is worth doesn't necessarily represent reality, as they could catastrophically fuck up and have the contract rescinded. Not to mention all of this is dependent on the wording of the contract. The window is 5-7 years, and they could easily chop up the contract into periodic renewals to mitigate issues in production which would be warranted considering how new WKHS is as a company. IP values are also very difficult to ascertain. This is /all/ speculative pricing meaning it's forecasted, which means there's a huge margin of error as reality seeps in.

Having said that I'm still long, but I've trimmed shares to limit myself from downside exposure in the worst case.

[Anonymous No.22614845]

>>22614198
I was fiddling with like $500 on meme stocks like BoA and GE. Then I start “buying the dip” once Tesla and Apple crashed. It’s been downhill since then.

[Anonymous No.22614852]

>>22614803
vxx will still always reverse split.

[Anonymous No.22614869]

>>22614613
>Democrats gets the senate
>Biden wins
>Big money starts pouring out of america
>State after state collapses under the economic burden that follows
>China numbah 1
The second democrats wins the senate (if they do), then I'm getting the fuck out of american stocks and so will the rich. I don't care what anyone says, europe will probably do fine aswell with a c uckold in the white house so that might be decent. But China will obviously prosper like crazy

[Anonymous No.22614879]

>>22614821
pcg barely moved dude, and its massively up recently

[Anonymous No.22614893]

Is this good after a month?

The only thing I know about 'investing' is not to do it with your own money so I dumped a couple weeks of unemployment gibs in it

[Anonymous No.22614903]

My kroger call up 51%.
Wtf you were an accident, you weren't even supposed to be traded.

[Anonymous No.22614906]

>>22614789
Looks like that man inside the toilet bowl bought AAPL like me and is now getting shit on.

[Anonymous No.22614917]

>>22614344
what is this anime? i want to hug these girls :3

[Anonymous No.22614919]

>Some insta thot single handedly crashing the almighty money printer
Kek

[Anonymous No.22614921]

>>22614869
I'll most likely teach English in Japan or something.

[Anonymous No.22614922]

>>22614893
>Is this good after a month?
yes
very nice

[Anonymous No.22614930]

>tfw lost $7000 on mistimed QQQ puts and SQQQ calls so i cant go in on all the fun meme plays this week
i picked up some GME calls but thats about all i can do. sad!

[Anonymous No.22614928]

>>22614893
Forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.22614942]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

bought before the dip but i don't care. my investment timeline is decades, not days, weeks or months or even years. Grow the number of shares while companies grow their dividends. TXN just announced an increase to their divvy of 13% and I picked up 3 shares this morning.

[Anonymous No.22614945]

>>22614753
Consider running for congress.

[Anonymous No.22614947]

bros, I bought walmart and its been going down a bit. should I double down and buy the dip or hold?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.22614951]

>>22614763
They're going to put a bunch of protesters on planes and fly them up there next summer to keep us from breaking ground.

[Anonymous No.22614963]

>>22614613
Fuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.22614969]

so how long until AAPL goes back up? october with the new iphone?

[Anonymous No.22614971]

>>22614869
dow doubled under obama though

[Anonymous No.22614976]

>>22614930
You doubted gamers.

[Anonymous No.22614979]

>>22614942
fuckberries

[Anonymous No.22614980]

>>22614930
So JUST'd, even your ID color matches your pink wojak.

[Anonymous No.22614986]

>>22614753
i masturbate to ass to mouth pornography which is essentially just fetishizing eating poop

[Anonymous No.22614990]

>>22614951
>inb4 they all get eaten by mosquitos and contract some weird new disease.

[Anonymous No.22615002]

Ding ding ding (little L8 whoops)! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .15% today, kinda shockingly good week considering. Index price action remains inscrutable to me, uhhh, it's down. So is VIX?? Gold up a little, I really don't know. Congratulations to ratsu, remember to read the new chapter and listen to the album (very good).
This week we're going to the Romano's in Vancouver, Canada! We can go to the nice aquarium there too, I went when I was a kid and it was awesome

[Anonymous No.22615008]

>>22614969
It's not going back up

[Anonymous No.22615009]

Next thread fuck this webo shit >>>22614952

Next thread fuck this webo shit >>>22614952

Next thread fuck this webo shit >>>22614952

Next thread fuck this webo shit >>>22614952

[Anonymous No.22615032]

>>22614969
Probably the new phone I'd imagine or if there are rumours of a car that have any credibility

[Anonymous No.22615035]

>>22614971
So..?

[Anonymous No.22615036]

>>22615002
Flat. I bailed on everything except palladium. Bad feel.

[Anonymous No.22615038]

>>22614879
I bought 10 dollar calls in august expiring last Friday... if i added another month to expiry i would have been golden. however i see alot of upside in the winter months fires are bound to go down cali gets 95% of their rain from october to may

[Anonymous No.22615041]

>>22614986
At least you have good taste in fetishes kpopschizo

[Anonymous No.22615048]

>>22614423
I did sell GME calls, but that was probably not me. I was not worried about hitting $10 anyway. I sold $14 calls for next week for $0.20 each. Either they become worthless on Monday or I get to sell at $14, which would be 100% gain + all the options I sold.

[Anonymous No.22615073]

>>22615008
enjoy your short time while it lasts, bobo, because it won't be long.

[Anonymous No.22615076]

>>22615002
Pretty good. First time I broke six figures so rugpull imminent. Have fun in Vancouver.

[Anonymous No.22615083]

Uh ohhhh...did someone's call expire worthless?

[Anonymous No.22615096]

>Breaking News S&P, Nasdaq in Third Weekly Loss as Tech Bulls Bail

[Anonymous No.22615111]

>>22614745
>When are we ever going to get another chance like this?
Oh, probably once a year or so. Not necessarily a short squeeze, but there's always opportunities. No need to jump in it if he's unconvinced. They call it FOMO for a reason.

Another way to look at it is just: what if the squeeze doesn't happen? What if the shorts extricate themselves slowly and the desperation-covering never materializes? You sound like you're entirely convinced, but that doesn't mean everyone is.

[Anonymous No.22615116]

>>22614919
Lmao dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.22615129]

>>22615073
Yea, other stonks will recover.
Apple won't. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.22615175]

>>22615129
Pretty much. AAPL in particular is going to have a very bad time. And TSLA.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.22615196]

>>22614990
There's no mosquitos in alaska. They didn't even have niggers until 1940s and WW2.

[Anonymous No.22615212]

>>22614132
what if it’s made by jpowell?

[Anonymous No.22615216]

Why have you not invested in WKHS yet? The entire market could be blood red and it still goes up continually.

[Anonymous No.22615224]

>>22615002
Better late than never fren. +6.03% this week, including +1.1% today. I'm very happy with the week tbqh. I halved my mistress from the start of this month and an not than happy to crab around for a while. Sitting on 15% cash, eagerly awaiting the Palantir listing.

[Anonymous No.22615234]

>>22614803
I don't think this will be true in 2021. But things seem pretty steady and predictable between 20-24, so I'm fine with that. Look what happened on September 2nd though. It was like the moment it hit 25-26, the bottom fell out from everything. It seems as though 25 can turn into 30 in a heartbeat right now

[Anonymous No.22615240]

>>22615196
Alaska is unironicaly the mosquito capital of the world.

[Anonymous No.22615249]

Started with stocks using $100 this morning I made it to $6000 I put it all on a bet bexuase my girlfriend pissed me off I lost it all. I wanted to kill myself but I reminded myself that next year I am getting $120,000 tax free so I shouldn’t do it yet

[Anonymous No.22615264]

>>22615083
Pretty sure everyone here had strike prices below that, but some had breakevens above and below.

[Anonymous No.22615283]

>>22615216
I have. Will sell on contract news and look for a reentry on the dip.

[Anonymous No.22615289]

>>22614707
Buy a laundromat/parking garage.

[Anonymous No.22615316]

Still in the green and plan to stay that way till I'm dead. Over 60 years of green and nothing but. My short term goal is to be able to lay my hands on 30,000 in cash in an eye blink if I feel like it without selling nothing or going into debt. Then I'll bundle up a few 100's and keep it under my pillow to help me sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.22615331]

>>22615002
Up 35% today via the sqqq I was bagholding from last week. I'm never going to bear short term sqqq options on the weekend again. It takes up too much attention.

[Anonymous No.22615335]

>>22615111
if the squeeze doesn't happen I guess I'll just have to exit out by Q1 2021 premiumless

[Anonymous No.22615367]

>>22614921
Who the fuck will want to learn English after the US becomes a smoking wasteland? Japanese refugee-welcomers?

[Anonymous No.22615443]

>RSU grant price was locked in five days ago

[Anonymous No.22615454]

>>22615367
Even if the US seriously disappeared, English is still a widely spoken language all across the world. They would probably prioritize learning Chinese over English though, yea, especially considering how much closer they are to China than US. Here's to hoping it's China that turns into a wasteland and not us.

[Anonymous No.22615540]

>>22615367
Its about going there to teach before it starts and then being """"stuck there""""".
What are they going to do? Airlift you into a warzone?

[Anonymous No.22615545]

So I buy nak?

[Anonymous No.22615573]

>>22615454
China = flooded wasteland
America = burning wasteland
>Only Nippon soldiers on!

[Anonymous No.22615587]

>>22615545
yes

[Anonymous No.22615612]

>>22615573
As long as the ones that draw the cartoons survive that's good enough for me :^)

[Anonymous No.22615694]

>>22615587
All in?

[Anonymous No.22615734]

>>22615694
close to it for me. I have 50 shares.
Cheap as hell anyway
If it went to zero, whats the worst that could happen? I lose 50 bucks lol

[Anonymous No.22616212]

>>22615734

Why should i buy NAK?