/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22732471]

Today was a bulltrap edition

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>Previous:
>>22730051

[Anonymous No.22732502]

[Anonymous No.22732505]

BUY TESLA

[Anonymous No.22732506]

I wish everyday could be like this day

[Anonymous No.22732510]

>invents better batteries
>invents new metals
>invents cheaper energy

[Anonymous No.22732520]

>>22732471
Also here's you conman talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6T9xIeZTds

[Anonymous No.22732522]

HAHA 69.420

[Anonymous No.22732523]

>Today was a bulltrap edition

[Anonymous No.22732524]

ELON SAID THE SEX NUMBER (6*) XDDDD

[Anonymous No.22732530]

Ut oh! I'm going to coom!

[Anonymous No.22732542]

>TSLA after hours

[Anonymous No.22732543]

>>22732524
:D::::::::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::

[Anonymous No.22732547]

>>22732542

[Anonymous No.22732548]

[Anonymous No.22732549]

>>22732542

[Anonymous No.22732551]

>>22732510

What you hear: 56% reduction via all these different methods put together

What I hear: battery technology has hit a wall and now we are reaching to try to sustain the electric future narrative.

[Anonymous No.22732555]

>TSLA wins again

[Anonymous No.22732568]

>>22732471
Also, here is a talking conman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6T9xIeZTds

[Anonymous No.22732582]

So are the $500 TSLA calls gonna print?

What about TQQQ $125 calls?

[Anonymous No.22732606]

>69% lower cost

[Anonymous No.22732611]

>>22732582
For this Friday btw.

[Anonymous No.22732618]

That's it?

[Anonymous No.22732619]

Next time make a tesla general thread faggots. I dgaf about your shit coin

[Anonymous No.22732626]

Man I'm sitting here buying corr stock the further down the more I buy the gains will be massive suck my throbbing white cock niggers

[Anonymous No.22732633]

^no coiner spotted

[Anonymous No.22732634]

Battery day letting the market breath. They timed indicators perfect for this.

[Anonymous No.22732643]

Elon's body morphology is a strong sell signal.

[Anonymous No.22732654]

>futures

[Anonymous No.22732664]

[Anonymous No.22732665]

>>22732471
Anyone live in a trailer? I have 60k in my robin hood account and want to move out of my parents house and quit my job. Trailer seems like the cheapest option.

[Anonymous No.22732673]

does anyone know the website that shows a stocks daily gain/loss in correlation to news on it i need it for a school project ive been searching for a while thanks.

[Anonymous No.22732676]

[Anonymous No.22732677]

>don't know how their own presentation is run
bearish

[Anonymous No.22732685]

>146k for model s plaid
weeeew

[Anonymous No.22732693]

>>22732505

[Anonymous No.22732695]

>>22732664

[Anonymous No.22732701]

TSLA dropping below 400 now

[Anonymous No.22732703]

>>22732654
So buying TQQQ at $124 was a bad idea along witha $125 call?

[Anonymous No.22732704]

TSLA under $400 again, hopefully i can but in at 300 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22732711]

>>22732664
>>22732693
>>22732695
>buy the hype, sell the news

[Anonymous No.22732717]

>tfw have puts

[Anonymous No.22732726]

>>22732665
By the way I live in North Carolina and you would think the trailer parks were full of rednecks but they’re actually full of Mexicans it seems. I am white 5’11” 160 lbs been lifting for 5 years (natty obviously)

[Anonymous No.22732728]

welp i lost 3 grand on betting tlsa would do anything but sink

[Anonymous No.22732733]

Lol TSLA bagholders getting BTFO

[Anonymous No.22732736]

>>22732701
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo the $500 tesla calls

[Anonymous No.22732739]

>>22732717
Same anon

[Anonymous No.22732743]

>>22732665
How much does a trailer cost? Might be able to buy a cheap old house, live in for awhile, do renovations and appreciate more value if you decide to sell compared to a trailer. Also be better for chicks, life, ect.

[Anonymous No.22732749]

There are people in this general that had calls

[Anonymous No.22732751]

holy shit tesla is going to plummet

[Anonymous No.22732753]

>>22732664
-11% already after finally caving and buying in

my POR options to zero after random wildfire news

some nights bois you go to the casino and loose 30 hands straight and ya just have to laugh about it.

[Anonymous No.22732759]

how do you trade TSLA after hours?

[Anonymous No.22732764]

Holy shit, TSLA is dumping hard rn. Telsakeks, how you holding out?

[Anonymous No.22732767]

you spoke too soon tesla doubters

[Anonymous No.22732772]

tesla is finally colapssing. $300 eow.

[Anonymous No.22732782]

when the fuck is usps announcing the contract details?

[Anonymous No.22732784]

>>22732701

[Anonymous No.22732786]

>>22732654
>>22732703
futures are completely disconnected from the following trading day until at least 0400 EST, please stop posting

[Anonymous No.22732792]

>>22732626
Isn't it a bit early to invest in that?
Sort of reminds me of cruises.

[Anonymous No.22732797]

I want red tomorrow. I sold all tech today

[Anonymous No.22732806]

>>22732743
I know where I could get one for 5000 dollars but I think I’d still have to pay a lot fee every month. I could buy a house but if I went trailer I could quit my job and maybe get something part time and easy if I went house I’d have to keep my job

[Anonymous No.22732814]

ELONS A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER
>ELONS A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER
ELONS A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER
>ELONS A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER
ELONS A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER

[Anonymous No.22732818]

>>22732643

kek

[Anonymous No.22732825]

Buy $MSFT.

[Anonymous No.22732827]

>>22732749
O~O
its going back to low 300s isnt it?

[Anonymous No.22732828]

>>22732726
depends where in NC, shouldn't be too bad if you take your trailer to Asheville and just live in the mountains or whatever.
>5'11
>160 lbs
>lifting for 5 years
drink some fucking milk holy shit

[Anonymous No.22732830]

Do you guys use elaborate TA? for me I just do support and resistance

[Anonymous No.22732834]

Wow, and used my 3 day trades already.

[Anonymous No.22732842]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS LIVE

[Anonymous No.22732843]

how do i trade AH?

[Anonymous No.22732850]

Elon spit facts about how insignificant EVs are how difficult any paradigm shift will be. Hope oil pumps after his spiel.

[Anonymous No.22732862]

>>22732828
Asheville is full of trannies bro. I live in Greensboro currently aka nigsboro. We have our fair share of trannies and niggers and nigger trannies but I would move somewhere rural in the area.

[Anonymous No.22732866]

RIP my $450 call, thanks elon

[Anonymous No.22732873]

>>22732843
you have to apply at your local synagogue, if you play it right you can leverage giant khazar milkers out of the deal

[Anonymous No.22732874]

>>22732850
Based oil Barron

[Anonymous No.22732875]

>>22732843
Depends, ask your broker or change brokers.

[Anonymous No.22732876]

>>22732862
all of america is crackhead nigger trannies
/pol/ has an idea that theres a rural place somewhere you can escape america but really america is hell

[Anonymous No.22732887]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HPAPENING

[Anonymous No.22732905]

[Anonymous No.22732906]

>>22732843
Ask your broker for access to the special after hours section of their platform.

[Anonymous No.22732907]

>>22732626
>corr stock
nice

[Anonymous No.22732911]

>>22732866
>>22732887
Buy the rumor, sell the news

[Anonymous No.22732915]

>well postured question
>elon just rambles arbitrarily

what the fuck...

[Anonymous No.22732917]

>>22732887
Autistic retard hypes up event which causes a rally on his stock.
Last second he crushes everybody's hopes and dreams by admitting he was full of shit and now stock is crashing.

[Anonymous No.22732926]

THUMP! THE PAPER BOY JUST CHUCKED A OLD PS2 GAME AT MY FRONT DOOR

SHOULD I GO OUT AND SEE

[Anonymous No.22732931]

>>22732876
There are plenty of great rural places left in America that will likely be rural for the next 50 years (assuming the US lasts that long). If you don't mind driving 30 min to work you can live in the middle of fucken nowhere near some of the biggest midwest cities.

[Anonymous No.22732939]

>>22732784
Clearance sale

[Anonymous No.22732944]

>>22732905
Absolute unit

[Anonymous No.22732946]

>>22732786
>futures

[Anonymous No.22732949]

>GPRO BUYING OUT TESLA
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GPRO BUYING OUT TESLA

[Anonymous No.22732955]

>>22732917
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY

[Anonymous No.22732959]

I'm down fucking 8% today. Another day like to day I will be really close to getting margin called. Fuck it I might kms bros

[Anonymous No.22732962]

TSLA is gonna cause tech to dump tomorrow aint it?

[Anonymous No.22732973]

>>22732905
>that body morphology
He is literally big ch*ngus.
He is literally r*ddit incarnate.

[Anonymous No.22732974]

>>22732907
Fill me in boys.
What makes corr different from any other recovery stock?

[Anonymous No.22732975]

>>22732862
does it? I've never been there but I believe that. I don't like trannies, but they're not a threat like niggers are. You can just live in the outskirts and go into town when you need stuff, right next to the mountains. Not a bad deal I would think. I'm in Fayetteville because I'm dumb and wanted free college so I haven't seen much west of here, but I think we have you beat on nigs.

[Anonymous No.22732983]

>>22732931
and its also a boring small town with a applebees and a gas station and corn

why would you have fun there

[Anonymous No.22732987]

>>22732917
You should never ramp up people's expectations before the fact. What they are doing is actually impressive but expectations are above what they should be

[Anonymous No.22732989]

>>22732962
when the market rallies off of just tesla and apple it will drop due to them as well

[Anonymous No.22732992]

>ACB
funniest shit

[Anonymous No.22733009]

>>22732962
yes, exactly like the first time.

[Anonymous No.22733015]

>>22732962
at least everything EV related. wkhs is taking a hit right now. not big but im afraid for tomorrow now. fucking elon.

[Anonymous No.22733020]

>>22732983
My version of fun and your version of fun are just different

[Anonymous No.22733021]

>>22732955
"Lol you retards really bought that 'electric future' shtick? What losers. Later nerds, my Bugatti is calling."

[Anonymous No.22733028]

>>22733015
what if they just made a gas powered startup company

[Anonymous No.22733032]

I'm going to buy the Tesla dip tomorrow and its going to be based.

[Anonymous No.22733047]

>>22733032
Tesla going to -$50

[Anonymous No.22733048]

>>22733032
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.22733051]

>>22732782
probably tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22733056]

someone on the youtube stream said they bought 7000 shares at 400

[Anonymous No.22733058]

Will Tesla end the week above 408? plz say yes

[Anonymous No.22733060]

>>22732955
>batteries are hard :(
>wait until 2022
>we're a small tech startup, please understand

[Anonymous No.22733064]

I hope TSLA goes sub 300 billion market cap tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.22733073]

>>22732975
Yeah there’s black mountain near Asheville which might be cool but Asheville is literally the Portland of the southeast. There is this town on the way to Cherokee called Maggie valley that’s cool.

[Anonymous No.22733078]

>>22732962
Just buy apple on the dip and ride the iphone hype train.

[Anonymous No.22733085]

>>22732806
How much is a lot fee? It’d have To be cheap or else I’d go with renting until you figure out more what you want to do, find an opportunity or make enough to buy some land.

[Anonymous No.22733101]

>>22733048
I lost 4000 on IAG shares, and the most I can do is now recover some of what I've lost, so I need to buy the dip elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.22733107]

>>22732955

basically he said "plz no bully" 18 different scientific ways. selling tmrw

[Anonymous No.22733111]

what kind of dumb fucking question is that
>Elon, will you listen to my mixtape?

[Anonymous No.22733115]

>>22733056
God definitely has a sense of humor. Tesla is going to take down the entire stock market to the sound of honking car horns.

[Anonymous No.22733118]

>>22733107
You haven't sold yet?

[Anonymous No.22733121]

>>22733048
Spice

[Anonymous No.22733126]

>>22732992
Yep. Leaf government fucked over the dude weed so hard. Say hey you can produce and sell this stuff now but EXTRA TAX SUPPLY LINE ROADBLOCKS HEALTH CANADA GETS TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN AND CANNOT DO IN YOUR OWN FACILITY AND YOU MAY NOT ADVERTISE OR EVEN HAVE NICE PACKAGING. Guberment set it up to fail.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.22733131]

>>22732949
no do this to me anon

[Anonymous No.22733139]

Alright, I've heard enough. TSLA is a joke and GME is the speculative pump of the future. See you fags later.

[Anonymous No.22733144]

not enough diversity on stage. just saying

[Anonymous No.22733160]

>>22733144
https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1308506883595153410?s=21

[Anonymous No.22733165]

>>22733139
basadoooooooooo

[Anonymous No.22733173]

>>22732992
I told you motherfuckers to buy HMJI.
(I didn't listen to myself either fuck me.)

[Anonymous No.22733177]

>>22733144
The shareholders voted against diversity.

[Anonymous No.22733186]

>Screen turns on with questions
>Nerds aren't smart enough to get out of the way immediately

Leaders of industry for sure

[Anonymous No.22733192]

>>22733078

[Anonymous No.22733196]

>>22733160
>I have 4 shares of WFC

based

[Anonymous No.22733197]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22733198]

>>22733060
>>we're a small tech startup, please understand

[Anonymous No.22733206]

>>22733160
Holy based

[Anonymous No.22733212]

>>22732905

dat ass though

[Anonymous No.22733222]

>>22733139
I missed the horse when people where shilling it here. Not missing this one lads.

[Anonymous No.22733227]

>>22733160
so this is why warren buffet's top holding is WFC.

[Anonymous No.22733231]

this tesla garbage is fucking horsie too

[Anonymous No.22733232]

>>22733160
racis

[Anonymous No.22733236]

Hope you all sold GME while it was above $10, because we're going red tomorrow along with everything else.

[Anonymous No.22733241]

>>22733186
They're robots. They aren't capable of independent thought and must be told what to do. That's why they're the bitches with the masks and Elon is chadding it out without one.

[Anonymous No.22733252]

>HELP ENGINEERS OUT THERE WE ARE OVERVALUED AND ONLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE PROMISES LOOOOL

[Anonymous No.22733257]

>>22733160
>yfw Cohen has a large stake in WFC
>yfw Cohen has a large stake in GME
>tfw you own GME

[Anonymous No.22733259]

>>22732551
That's exactly what I'm hearing too. The market seems to agree, was green now red within 15 minutes by -5% futures arent' everything as its not even close to open yet, still LMAO.

[Anonymous No.22733263]

>>22733160

For all the scandals that came out of that shitsack of a bank they sure are based.

[Anonymous No.22733265]

>>22733236
>sell
>GME
Kek, no. Riding it until mid November.

[Anonymous No.22733275]

>>22733126
Lmao, socialist shithole. They could have dominated the entire sector if they would let it grow and mature. Instead, they could wait to stock their dicks in it like a 16 year old boy and got it pregnant. Fucked forever.

[Anonymous No.22733280]

>>22732983

>get drunk at applebees
>flirt with 50 year old bartender
>go home with 21 year old meth addict
>wake up in a trailer park with a hangover

That’s how you have fun there

[Anonymous No.22733291]

>>22733173
i think HMJI is hilariously printing money but I think I got better shit to put money on
I wouldn't touch HMJI out of principle just because of that fucking 1.98% expense ratio. Also lol I can't put money in anything else but GME right now.

holy shit canadian ETFs are so fucking bad. QQC is probably the worst. Charges an expense ratio but all it holds is QQQ (which already has its own expense ratio) hedged with maple dollars like that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.22733294]

>qqq bounces off 50sma daily like Exxon off an up trend
>Elon spills his spaghetti all over the stage
>dollar moon mission

Just bought some comfy sqqq to hold overnight

[Anonymous No.22733298]

>..otherwise we're dead
OHNONONONONONONNO

[Anonymous No.22733299]

>>22733236
You're not getting my shares shorter

[Anonymous No.22733302]

>>22733236
god i hope so, i want cheapies

[Anonymous No.22733307]

>>22733160
Based
Based
Based
Based
Based
Based
Based
Based
Based

[Anonymous No.22733309]

>>22733160
He's not wrong and holy fuck I'm going to apply to their Based department

[Anonymous No.22733311]

>>22732510
>has Epstein loan his brother a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.22733324]

>it's not like Tesla is highly profitable
>our valuation would suggest we are, but we aren't
hundreds of people are about to shoot themselves right now, wow

[Anonymous No.22733327]

>>22733160
>https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1308506883595153410?s=21
Pretty based.
Twitter thinking they'll have an effect on Wells fucken Fargo is also hilarious.

[Anonymous No.22733331]

my god elon so embarrassing

[Anonymous No.22733339]

Melon putting on his bane mask and breaking the whole market's back tomorrow with his exchange traded shitcoin, no fake artificially pumped support levels will stop him. BASED

[Anonymous No.22733340]

SOMEONE SAVE TSLA PLEASE I WANT MY MONEY BACK

[Anonymous No.22733354]

>>22733236
Why would it go red

[Anonymous No.22733357]

>>22733275
Appropriate and accurate metaphor.

[Anonymous No.22733361]

>>22733311
Everyone can be linked to Epstein one way or another through six people.

[Anonymous No.22733366]

>>22733340

[Anonymous No.22733373]

>>22733324
SMALL
INDIE
STARTUP

[Anonymous No.22733380]

Okay time to sell my EV stocks and put everything into GME

[Anonymous No.22733382]

so do you think youre gonna lower the price elon?
>y-y-you have to u-u-understand
>shits his pants
>wee---weeee fuck man we are barely... yeah we will u-um fuck (tell them what they want to hear somehow tell them what they want to hear)
>i-iits already c-cheap s-s-so yeah

[Anonymous No.22733383]

>>22733280
that sounds like hell lol
these meth addicts dont look good from what ive seen across america

[Anonymous No.22733390]

Battery day? More like, more like, uh, "gonna dump 6% on an overhyped event" day.
Boom roasted.

[Anonymous No.22733394]

>>22733265
>not selling high then buying low
Oh yeah I forgot /smg/ can't think logically.

[Anonymous No.22733401]

>>22733324
Did he really say this? lmao

[Anonymous No.22733407]

>>22733294
Picked up my calls right before close

[Anonymous No.22733410]

The markets are efficient.

[Anonymous No.22733412]

>>22732626
I did that with sorrento, finally took 1k today, feels good

[Anonymous No.22733416]

Could someone please explain to a brainlet why everyone is expecting:
>TSLA to go down tomorrow
>tech stonks to go down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22733417]

>TSLA 395
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

[Anonymous No.22733419]

Sex offender with health illnesses here in debt had to go to food shelter
I'm living life on hard mode

[Anonymous No.22733433]

>TSLA eating my GME gains

[Anonymous No.22733439]

>>22733419
Wait for the next big boy crash and buy TQQQ like in March. You will be a millionaire rapist.

[Anonymous No.22733442]

>>22733416
if youre watching the live showcase right now, you'd understand

[Anonymous No.22733444]

TSLA broke support at 400, is now hovering above 390.

[Anonymous No.22733449]

i hope cohen is really swing trading GME and manipulating the price so those of us (me) who missed the boat can get in cheap again.

[Anonymous No.22733451]

i wouldnt buy a tesla stock if i had millions the stock is just too expensive in raw dollar amount

i dont get these people

[Anonymous No.22733452]

ELON PRINT MY MONEY

[Anonymous No.22733456]

>>22733416
People buy the hype and sell the event

[Anonymous No.22733455]

>>22733291
>holy shit canadian ETFs are so fucking bad
Yep. Bad liquidity is the real kicker on them. And no 3x version on anything. I've been using the weak US dollar to shift everything slowly over to USD.

[Anonymous No.22733466]

anon, you werent expecting to make a quick buck on battery day, right? you didnt buy stock in anticipation for battery day, right? i hope that any stock you have you were longing. anon, you didnt pay a retarded premium for a short term call expiring in 3 days, right anon? right???

[Anonymous No.22733470]

>>22733160
literally no way to say this without causing chimp-outs. Id say this would cause boycotts but most of their money is in a matress, not a bank

[Anonymous No.22733480]

>>22733442
There is a nigger in the background, I'm suprised stocks are not at 200 already.

[Anonymous No.22733482]

>>22733416
> Expecting

This shit is gonna crash.
Battery day was a meme, but nobody listened.

BUY THE RUMOR, SELL THE NEWS, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE POST IT NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.22733488]

>>22733439
Based
I'd work two full time jobs if I wasn't sick with an illness

[Anonymous No.22733491]

>>22733401
yes, some investor from a company with "asset management" in the name asked him about long-term profitability due to today's announcements, the answer was actually worse than what I typed. He went on about how he actually wants to sell the vehicles for less and basically doesn't care about profits.

[Anonymous No.22733505]

>>22733439
>a rapist millionaire
Unless you've got plans for your cash I'd very much like to read about

[Anonymous No.22733521]

>>22733401

he did say his company was overvalued when it was half the current market cap. he is right to give people a reality check before these retards lose all their money.
The Tesla pump will go down in history as one of the most insane things anyone has ever soon. The one single company that gave an entire generation a cold hard lesson on the word "speculation bubble".

[Anonymous No.22733526]

>>22733433
same

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.22733538]

Is meme day even worth watching?

[Anonymous No.22733539]

>>22733324
The second he said that the stock shot itself down by $10.
What the fuck did he smoke during that break?

[Anonymous No.22733542]

>>22733491
This is why you becareful when investing in individuals like this.

So many obvious signs were there. This was a great trade, but the party is over. Imagine holding TSLA long term. It was crabbing for the majority of the last bull run. P/E Ration, the CEO is more for innovation than profit (which is fine, but we are here to make money, not fund dreams)

It reminds me a bit of the chain-link followers, delusion outweigh reality during the last pump, would of been time to get out 15-19$. was obvious as fuck

[Anonymous No.22733546]

>>22733361
Was... was the degrees of Kevin Bacon game a hint from the FBI to the public???

[Anonymous No.22733552]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.22733566]

>>22733538
If you enjoy cringe yes

[Anonymous No.22733573]

>>22733538
its over and no

[Anonymous No.22733574]

>>22733417
>I hurt myself today
>To see if I still feel
>I focus on the pain
>The only thing that's real

[Anonymous No.22733592]

>>22733542
don't tell me nigger, I have puts. Elon is reddit personified, why the fuck would I put money in that?

[Anonymous No.22733593]

>>22733291
>maple dollars
all leafs should trading/buying in USD
dont forget we still pay commission. Although some broker allow commission free purchases of certain ETF's

[Anonymous No.22733594]

>>22733394
>he conveniently forgets black friday and cyber monday in the midst of a new video game console gen.

[Anonymous No.22733600]

Doesn't MSFT have its own "iphone/battery day" soon after which it will tank its own stock?

[Anonymous No.22733601]

>>22733521
Told you guys that Elon doesn’t give a fuck about his share holders which makes 1000x more based than ceo that has ever lived

[Anonymous No.22733605]

>>22733574
Only hope is to catch the dead cat bounce and sell out for minimum losses

[Anonymous No.22733616]

FUTURES BELOW 11100 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22733622]

>>22732665
I lived in one for a few years. Now granted, it was like 40 years old, but trailers generally are suboptimal compared to houses. Everything is cheaply made (plumbing, a/c units, insulation, etc.) BUT, it is definitely livable. I had a wife and kid so I had to get out, but if it was just me I would have been more than happy there. We were on a suburban street, not a park. My landlord lived in a house next door, so I can't speak for the park experience.

[Anonymous No.22733626]

>>22733592
im say as in adding to what you said bro.

Of course I know u didn't invest that crap lol

[Anonymous No.22733632]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka0W4J2ZAHU

[reluctant kneepad girl No.22733634]

>>22733616
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22733635]

Battery day is the stock market's version gender reveal party.

[Anonymous No.22733636]

>>22733416
what do other tech stocks have to do with TSLA's mess? are people honestly expecting that because elon shit the bed, AAPL, TSLA, AMD, NVDA, and Co. are going to dump too? why?

[Anonymous No.22733638]

>>22733482
I sold bro;)

[Anonymous No.22733641]

>>22733616
Where is based meme lines anon who told you so

[Anonymous No.22733642]

>>22733605
Brother, the dead cat bounce already happened. You're shit out of luck.

[Anonymous No.22733644]

why didnt elon just cash out his stock at the peak and resign from the company?

i would have lol fuck all that shit

[Anonymous No.22733652]

Why is tesla dumping so hard?
The conference today was good news.

[Anonymous No.22733653]

>>22733616
This retarded bubble hasn't even begun to unwind.

[Anonymous No.22733660]

>>22733593
>Although some broker allow commission free purchases of certain ETF's
Speaking of which, Questrade's policy on that extends to US ETFs in addition to the leaf ones. Depending on the fee structure you choose, it can either be free to buy fee to sell, or all free.

[Anonymous No.22733662]

>>22733552
this is why i only trade based on TA and overall market sentiment. price action and volume never lie.

[Anonymous No.22733666]

>>22733593
oh don't get me wrong, my TFSA is all 100% GME right now.
I just fucking wish I had options enabled, I would have had 10% in January calls. FUCKK.

[Anonymous No.22733667]

>>22733652

[Anonymous No.22733669]

>>22733644
Because he isn't running TSLA to make profits as a primary.

One of the reasons not to invest in the company. Unpredictble, too smart for his own good honestly lol.

[Anonymous No.22733676]

>>22733636
TSLA is a large part of the NASDAQ and index funds are very popular

[Anonymous No.22733678]

>>22733641
Im not him but I was also telling you along with him

Tremble at my powerful memelines faggots

[Anonymous No.22733688]

>>22733594
>he conveniently ignores the part where I said buy low
Unless you're doing long calls you're playing this game wrong.
Have fun waiting for November while I make daily gains.

[Anonymous No.22733694]

>>22733652
> Good news

[Anonymous No.22733695]

>>22733626
I know fren, I know. I actually put a small amount in ARKK and LIT today and then bought very cheap TSLA puts, I'm hoping the stock drops 25% again but I really win either way.

[Anonymous No.22733697]

>>22733636
Because the market is driven by emotion

[Anonymous No.22733702]

>>22733636
Cause a company worth 400 billion is gonna bring the whole market worth trillions obviously. Go read a book

[None !UgWA6MCN8M No.22733709]

>>22733641
in SQQQ calls

[Anonymous No.22733712]

>>22733669
ya but surely he knows its bullshit by now

he would rather do something actually useful but he has to admit his mistakes. space isnt real nor is a brain chip a good idea and neither is electric vehicle

[Anonymous No.22733716]

>>22733676
It's not in the NASDAQ 100, so not a large part.

[Anonymous No.22733718]

>>22733660
how hard is it to activate options on a TFSA with questrade? I'm with Scotia right now since that was my chequing account too. They want me to fucking mail an application to activate options.

also I went back to school recently so now I don't have a permanent income. Dunno what broker would approve me for options/margin at this point. It'll be too late for GME but I still want to do some LEAPs on TSM or something.

[Anonymous No.22733742]

>>22733280
>needing to be at some establishment/business in order to be entertained
>having no choice but to pay to do literally anything when living in the city


I know you're just trolling but its hilarious how unimaginative slab-walkers are. i wouldn't ever trade living in the boondocks for some city cage life. Enjoy your restaurants, bars, malls, and traffic

[Anonymous No.22733744]

>>22733678
I believed him when I saw dxy not coming down at all
But I though we were going to get a bull trap at open maybe we will.

[Anonymous No.22733745]

>>22733652

Pe 1000 is pricing in about 10 years worth of fantastic news. "good news" is not gonna cut it.
Unless they coock up some revolutionary shit that noone else can figure out and that makes everyone want to drive an EV then you payed too fucking much for Tesla. It' as simple as that.

[Anonymous No.22733749]

>>22733160
Based

[Anonymous No.22733751]

>>22733666
why not call them and enable it? or are you on a boomer platform and have to wait until they open your letter?

[Anonymous No.22733752]

>>22733605
Tbh I'm just sympathizing with you; you're totally fucked. I bought SQQQ just before close today and got out of TSLA when shit started to hit the fan last week. Battery day was bound to be a disappointment, who knew Elon himself would be an even bigger one?

[Anonymous No.22733754]

Who's watching Trump after battery day.
I'M PUMPED

[Anonymous No.22733758]

>>22733712
He is doing plenty of things useful, just not to investors. The board is making fun of the investors who invest in this crazy bubble in TSLA. But Musk himself is a fascinating individual and very interesting/smart without a lot of ideas (all smart ppl have good and shit ideas that's humans).

[Anonymous No.22733769]

>>22733718
I put money in my account and could trade as soon as funds were in my account

[Anonymous No.22733775]

>>22733754
What's it regarding?

[Anonymous No.22733783]

>>22733601
Based Deus ex elon

[Anonymous No.22733787]

>>22733758
i mean its interesting like a mad man who started spending money on worthless shit like going to mars which isnt even a real place

its sad actually and global warming which isnt real

[Anonymous No.22733788]

>>22733751
their process is that you have to mail an application
also I'm not working a permanent job anymore since I'm back to school. Would any sane broker approve me for options?

[Anonymous No.22733791]

>>22733669
>too smart for his own good honestly lol
No he's not. He's an ideologue. He's autistically committed to his idea of what the world should look like and has just gotten lucky so far in not failing. He wouldn't be where he is right now if it wasn't for big daddy government and all the handouts he's received. It is admirable that he's not in it for the quick profit, but he's by no means too smart for his own good.

[Anonymous No.22733792]

God damn the fat bald African Jew scammed robinhooders out of their money.

[Anonymous No.22733793]

>>22733718
i dont think they really care about income. More about net worth. But it was enabled when i opened my account and funded it

[Anonymous No.22733800]

>Why is tesla dumping so hard?
>The conference today was good news.

[Anonymous No.22733815]

Uhhh bros, I just got back from a walk What the fuck happened

[Anonymous No.22733819]

TSLA IS MAKING AAPL GO DOWN
STUPID FUCKING MUSK RAT

[Anonymous No.22733821]

>>22733775
just a campaign rally.

Did anyone watch Senate shit today or hear anything interesting from Trump/other politicians?

[Anonymous No.22733822]

>>22733716
Its one of the 100 you dunce.

[Anonymous No.22733823]

>>22733815
Is this a test

[Anonymous No.22733825]

TSLA will hit 1000 by eoy and you all will be begging for forgiveness

[Anonymous No.22733829]

>>22733791

he made a fortune on Paypal
then he made a fortune on Tesla
then he went to space.

what the fuck have you done you absolute retard?

[Anonymous No.22733839]

>>22733792
Implying he cares about his share holders

[Anonymous No.22733842]

So what amount is an official suicide stack of GME?

[Anonymous No.22733847]

Maybe good time to buy Tesla??? These fucking dips always happen in between when i get paid and i already dumped 1500 in last week

[Anonymous No.22733852]

>>22733718
Its easy, they've got a form you print off to apply. then you just scan and upload to them. The next day they should be activated.

[Anonymous No.22733858]

>>22733793
i'll probably try Questrade anyways because Scotia's fees are fucking robbery.

[Anonymous No.22733859]

>>22733718
>how hard is it to activate options on a TFSA with questrade?
Easy. This was a few years ago but when I signed up for their standard TFSA account it asked if I wanted to apply for options in the form. I said yes. They said okay.

[Anonymous No.22733860]

>>22733788
>Would any sane broker approve me for options?
just ask them in their live chat. You will be anonymous so who cares what they say

[Anonymous No.22733862]

>>22733744
DXY is up but gold is holding strong

It seems to have decoupled

Boomer rock miners, if DXY breaks 94.50 and if gold still holds at 1900ish still hold will beat everyone

[Anonymous No.22733869]

>>22733829
Way to move the goal post, faggot.

[Anonymous No.22733875]

>>22733842
100.

300 to make it. Im going to buy more tomorrow if it doesnt go higher

[Anonymous No.22733885]

>Tesla crashing to 390

I think it’s safe to say all those casuals who bought at 450 on split day, creamed their pants on 500 ATH after 1 day, saw it crash and burn, then thought battery day would bring it back to 500 just rage quit.

[Anonymous No.22733887]

>>22733842

[Anonymous No.22733888]

>>22733839
He certainly doesn't care about being anything more than a bad car company, that is for sure.

[Anonymous No.22733889]

>>22733847
>P/E over 1000
>"batteries are hard to build uwu" press conference
>red line go down

sure dude, buy this dip

[Anonymous No.22733895]

>>22733842
>>22733875
What's a suicide stack?

[Anonymous No.22733903]

>>22733885
Battery day was the only reason it recovered from the previous crash.

[Anonymous No.22733904]

>>22733885
$375 remains a good buy in

[Anonymous No.22733912]

>>22733895
when you look back and say i wish i invested in GME i would be better in life right now

and then you rope in your basement
and wish you just bought a few calls

[Anonymous No.22733922]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oqPRo_BKkY&feature=emb_title

Trump rolling up as we speak.

[Anonymous No.22733923]

TSLA under 350 by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.22733930]

TSLA gonna reverse split in in a few months.

[Anonymous No.22733934]

>>22733858
look into Interactive as well. Both have positives and negatives. Although, if wealthsimple enables the ability to hold USD. I might switch to them. Apparently there trading commissions are the lowest

[Anonymous No.22733939]

>>22733823
No. Share prices were straight chilling at ~426/427 which was basically where they closed. That was after they dumped from $447 then I come back and hoping that I would be pleasantly surprised by a huge run up and nope, just got BTFO.

[Anonymous No.22733940]

>>22733800
this image is physically painful

[Anonymous No.22733944]

>>22733825
On a pre-split basis

[Anonymous No.22733950]

>>22733922
Oh shit he's like less than an hour from me I should fly my drone over there

[Anonymous No.22733960]

>>22733895
The all or nothing stack.
Either you make it or you lose everything and end your life, as the name implies.

[Anonymous No.22733962]

>>22733718
It's pretty much automatic. I was unemployed and still got a margin account from them. They didn't approve it automatically so I just had a web chat with customer service. They asked me about my income, I just told them how much money I had to invest and they approved me without further question. Option trading was included once the account opened.

Questrade is pretty decent, never really had any problems with them.

[Anonymous No.22733963]

>>22733950
no balls

[Anonymous No.22733965]

>>22733852
yeah I think I'll transfer my Scotia TFSA into Questrade after I'm done with this GME play.
by that point my TFSA will be over $25k maple dollars and they'll probably cover the transfer fees for me.

RIP, all the tax-free gains I would have received if I could have done January calls from the start. Don't even care about the gains themselves but rather just increasing the contribution limit of my TFSA.

[Anonymous No.22733973]

>>22733939
It was a joke about what happened on your walk

[Anonymous No.22733980]

>>22733819
Only 1% or so. TSLA is down over 10%. I hate how the two are lumped together. TSLA is literally a reddit meme with a retarded PE.

AAPL is the #1 company in the world.

[Anonymous No.22733986]

>>22733904
Nigga...

[Anonymous No.22733999]

I lost 1000 on options trading, only have 200 left. I only have 1000 in my bank account and 1000 in my roth IRA, I feel fucked at 27.

[Anonymous No.22734001]

Feels good to know I’m gonna be rich soon

[Anonymous No.22734013]

>>22733965
Not sure if the same applies for Questrade, but when I transferred my TFSA to Wealthsimple, they told me if I transfer over 5k they would cover the fee. Maybe the same thing applies, but talk to them to confirm.

[Anonymous No.22734015]

>>22733986
I don't own any but I'm watching
People talked this way about AAPL 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.22734017]

Why didn’t I just sell @ $450
I honeslty drank the cool aid and thought battery day was going to be huge.

[Anonymous No.22734023]

>>22733236

>not waiting for the market opening surge to sell

NGMI

[Anonymous No.22734030]

>>22733922
His campaign rallies feel like satire of himself wew

[Anonymous No.22734033]

>>22733236
>goes red tomorrow
I hope so, I want to load up to my eyeballs on more cheap calls

[Anonymous No.22734037]

>>22734001
What do they hold?

[Anonymous No.22734041]

>>22733999
$3200 at 27 or $2200, what is even the difference really? You were fucked from the start

[Anonymous No.22734045]

>>22733980
>AAPL is the #1 company in the world.

[Anonymous No.22734048]

>>22734015
APPL made money including during the tech Armageddon of 2001. TSLA has been nonstop feasting on carbon credits and tax breaks for 10 years and still shits itself trying to actually make money

[Anonymous No.22734053]

FUCK i literally tried to sell when it was at 440 and the order didn’t go through
fuck my ass elon and suck my cock schwab i guess youve forced me into a long term hold

[Anonymous No.22734052]

>>22734033
Dude
You guys still haven't figured out why GME only pumps in PM and during regular hour dumps?

[Anonymous No.22734065]

>>22733965
why not transfer it now? You will still hold GME but the options will be enabled. It might take 3-5business days. If you got iron hands.

[Anonymous No.22734066]

>>22733965
You won't have any issue getting options approval with that amount, just include it in your application if it's in there, I don't remember.

If you should be trading options in a TFSA is another question entirely. Consider opening a margin account after you open your TFSA.

[Anonymous No.22734073]

>>22733842
I have 1600. The uneasiness is rising in me.

[Anonymous No.22734078]

>>22733960
incorrect. my definition is the proper understanding of suicide stack. >>22733912

you buy a basic amount in order to prevent yourself from commiting suicide when you realize you missed out on the pump of a lifetime

[Anonymous No.22734081]

>>22734048
AAPL was an industry wide afterthought before the iPod

[Anonymous No.22734082]

Should I dump tsla in extended hours or wait to see what the zoomers do tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.22734083]

>>22733449
>swing trading
He's just BUYING EVERY DIP go look at his 13D filing from yesterday

[Anonymous No.22734084]

>>22734015
Apple wasn't valued at 400 billion with only a couple billion in sales 20 years ago. There also wasn't 25+ different companies trying to do the exact something as Apple.

[Anonymous No.22734093]

>>22734053
did Elon use lube at least?

[Anonymous No.22734094]

>>22734001
Why you sound like you invested in SHLL. Indeed you did. I’ll see you on the other side

[Anonymous No.22734098]

>>22733885
NGL I thought battery day would save us, and maybe it would have if he didn't say 'hey battery day isn't a big deal lol'.
Either way. I'm holding these bags until the end. Either TSLA goes all the way up or down. This shit is too volatile to pick an entry, I'm just holding. what I got while I DCA into TQQQ

[Anonymous No.22734099]

>>22734023
>not waiting for the short squeeze
NGMI

>>22734037
SHLL is merging with Hyliion, a EV trucker company, CCXX is merging with Multiplan and I don't know what they do, something to do with health insurance which is why I'm staying as far away as I can from them.

[Anonymous No.22734102]

>>22733842

10000

[Anonymous No.22734105]

>>22733934
Interactive looks like it has much much better commissions. What's the catch?

[Anonymous No.22734112]

If Trump's odds get to 2.0 I'll bet on the man. Last time I was going to buy when he was at 9 and pussied out.

[Anonymous No.22734113]

>>22734082
dump

[Anonymous No.22734115]

>>22734099

Don't worry. I'll buy back in immediately after

[Anonymous No.22734123]

>>22734045
What? they are still the #1 despite your factoid chart

[Anonymous No.22734125]

>>22734084
They weren't valued that high but fuck off of you think they didn't have competition
Look at all the mp3 players that were out there at the time, but to mention computer manufacturers. And the ONLY edge apple had was the black eyed peas

[Anonymous No.22734130]

>>22734123
#1 in what?

[Anonymous No.22734139]

>>22734105

Tradestation is pretty fucking shit to use, and you might want to use other platforms like schwab/tda for research.

[Anonymous No.22734141]

>>22734065
if somehow Cohen announces a tender offer tomorrow or something, I'm going to miss selling at the peak of the squeeze (day 2 or 3). No way am I going to risk that right now.

[Anonymous No.22734156]

>>22734053
Don't hate on Schwab. It's my one portfolio that keeps printing money.
Robinhood can jump off a cliff just like all my money did on there.

[Anonymous No.22734160]

>>22734078
That's stupid and gay. Why would I call it a suicide stack if it's to prevent my suicide. I would call it my anti-suicide stack if that was the case, and it would be relatively risk free since I don't want it to induce suicidal feelings. My definition is better.

[Anonymous No.22734171]

>>22733912
>>22734078
In that case for me it's around 500. I'm currently at 600 and probably wont buy more because I'm a poor

[Anonymous No.22734178]

>>22734139
Leafs cant access Schwab and TDA. Can we?

[Anonymous No.22734179]

>>22733980
>AAPL is the #1 company in the world.
OMG! Did Apple buy Amazon?!? When and how did this happen?

[Anonymous No.22734180]

>>22734130
Value.

[Anonymous No.22734181]

>>22734125
Are you retarded? Legitimate question if you miss the point that fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.22734184]

>>22734160
its called a suicide stack because if it dumps you will so much money you will consider suicide

[Anonymous No.22734186]

>>22734094
You think SHLL will break 100 day of the merger?

[Anonymous No.22734199]

>>22734001
>>22734094
>>22734099
Do you guys get this from r/spacs?
Someone redpill me on spacs.

[Anonymous No.22734202]

>>22734105
I opted for Questrade simply because I don't like the design of IB

[Anonymous No.22734210]

>>22734052
algos and desperate shorts covering I guess

[Anonymous No.22734211]

>>22734181
Are you 20? Legitimate question if you apparently have zero memory of what apple was like 20 years ago.

Most people had no idea who they even were.

[Anonymous No.22734219]

NEW

>>22734194
>>22734194
>>22734194

first time making an /smg/ pls no bully

[Anonymous No.22734223]

>>22734160
doesnt matter how you feel. im correct
ive been around a long time with cryptocoins back in the day where the term originated

a suicide stack literally is failing to buy a coin when people told you it was going to moon and you missed out

[Anonymous No.22734230]

>>22734178

TDA probably not but can't confirm, haven't used them in a while. Schwab should have an international account option so you might have luck there. Not to mention TDA is going to slowly getting integrated into schwab down the road from the merger last year.

[Anonymous No.22734239]

>>22734180
Not for long. It has already lost 500 billion in market cap since its highs.

[Anonymous No.22734254]

>>22733887
Holy fuck.>>22733887

[Anonymous No.22734259]

>>22734211
fuck outta here kid

[Anonymous No.22734274]

>>22734141
Why not just open your Questrade/IB account with some liquid $? Enough to buy the options you want? It takes 2-3 days to fund account from a chequing acct

[Anonymous No.22734277]

>>22734239
All the other tech companies are falling as well for the most part

heavy weighs the crown I guess

[Anonymous No.22734278]

>>22734184
Yeah, read my definition and compare it to his. Mine is closer to what you just described.

[Anonymous No.22734298]

>>22734254
Not me but that guy became rich off a meme

[Anonymous No.22734304]

>>22732753
>loose

[Anonymous No.22734307]

>>22734098
for real man its like he’s trying to make the stock go down

[Anonymous No.22734324]

i love selling options premium to idiot gamblers

[Anonymous No.22734325]

>>22734211
>apple was a speculative piece of garbage 20 years ago with a market cap that was a couple orders of magnitude bigger than their earnings.
You're a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.22734344]

>>22734230
>Schwab should have an international account option
will check out. interesting. thanks

[Anonymous No.22734351]

>>22734223
Sorry to hear you've been a moron for a long time.

[Anonymous No.22734671]

>>22732471
This whole shit is about to come crashing down. If you haven't exited long positions you are probably fucked already and serves you right for completely ignoring every single socio-economic factor that exists. Time for you to fry.