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22899821 No.22899821 [Reply] [Original]

ITT:

You pitch your favorite crypto to a normie. I'll start:

>Most browsers collect private information from you and sell it off.
>Some websites even try to get your fingerprints from phone swipes
>That's why I use this browser called Brave
>It blocks all ads, even on Youtube
>If you want, it'll show you ads and pay you for each one you look at in their token called BAT
>The founder made Javascript and Firefox


9/10 times what follows is:
>'Hey Anon, what was that Browser you mentioned?'

My technique is to introduce a problem that they care about, then the solution that this product provides.

What's your elevator pitch, /biz/?

>> No.22900844

Link
> $1000 eoy

>> No.22900874

>>22899821
Pitching Brave is easy. Pitching BAT is cruel

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22900894

Ok, its time you fucking faggots listen. See this man right here. His name is Brendan Eich, he fucking INVENTED Javascript, you know, that language used in literally every website everywhere.

Take a moment and look at his head.
Look at how fucking BIG his head is.
It is literally 8x the size of the average human.
Compare the size of his head to somebody like Zuckerberg or Bezos, and Eichs fucking DWARFS theirs.
Just look at how fucking massive it is.
Now imagine the size of his fucking brain, how much it can compute.
Complex critical thinking problems are fucking DECIMATED by this mans brain.
It literally radiates power at idle it has so many wrinkles in it.


This man was briefly CEO of Firefox before he was wrongly and unjustly ousted.
His hatred for non privacy browsers runs very deep.
Now take this hatred and couple it with his disgustingly large brain, and what do you get?
Well you get the Brave browser of course.

This guy is fucking sick of seeing the average person taken advantage of and privacy raped day in and day out by massive conglomerates like Google and Facebook.

Enter BAT.

Bat is currently trading at 25 cents. Yes 25 fucking cents.
If you are not accumulating you will stay poor for fucking ever.

Anytime you go to question the BAT project, just go and take a look at a picture of Eichs head. Look at how big it is, and then try to fucking tell me that BAT is not one of, if not the most promising coins.

>> No.22900941

>>22900894
big head bro

>> No.22901400

BUY $FAG

NO LONGER A POOR NORMIE

>> No.22901470
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22901470

THIS IS IT
I'm going to buy some BATsos. Can I just buy litecoins on binance and trade it for BATs on uphold?

>> No.22901678

>>22900894
I can see it going to 1$, but I really doubt *Free cryptocurrency* will ever reach something ridiculous like 10$, is not even one of the objectives, the creators themselves want it to be use as a tip to show your appreciation to creators, you don't pay your waitress more than 10$

>> No.22901711
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22901711

Simply put, money that can't be traced.

9/10 replies:
>isn't that illegal?
no.

>> No.22901906

>>22901470
Yes. Why jot buy directly on coombase or gemini tho?