/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22945695]

WHERE IS THE FUCKING ORACLE SIRGAY

[Anonymous No.22945713]

>>22945695
13 dollars by October 5th

[Anonymous No.22945722]

>>22945695
There is no oracle.. never was. It was all a lie. I'm sorry, Anon, it's over

[Anonymous No.22945743]

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[Anonymous No.22945789]

>>22945695
it's over

[Anonymous No.22945792]

People who got in early literally got a 100x. They dumped their bags and got out, do you really expect any more to happen now?

[Anonymous No.22946222]

>>22945695
sergay is going to betray

[Anonymous No.22946241]

>>22945695
Maybe the real oracle were the friends we made along the way

[Anonymous No.22946260]

>>22945789
what the fuck is going on with her hairline

[Anonymous No.22946269]

>>22945695
Steak soon

[Anonymous No.22946287]

>>22946260
behold peak bugwife

[Anonymous No.22946300]

>>22945713
hey that’s my birthday
thanks money belly

[Anonymous No.22946311]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

LINKIEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Anonymous No.22946324]

>>22946311
Fuck off nico

[Anonymous No.22946335]

Fernandoooooo!

[Anonymous No.22946510]

>>22946300
Checked

[Anonymous No.22946566]

You didn't know? Fernando is just a distant Brazilian cousin of Sergey's that he offered a job at his company. They got the brilliant idea to have him act as some sort of Oracle employee (Sergey picked this software company because of the name).

[Anonymous No.22946588]

>>22945695
The /biz/ server link is:
https://discord
.gg/jVFSU8T
We will interview chainlink founder next week. join__-____

[Anonymous No.22946629]

"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile

[Anonymous No.22946661]

>>22945695
The /biz/ server link is:
https://discord
.gg/jVFSU8T
We will interview chainlink founder next week. join&__---

[Anonymous No.22946712]

>>22946661
Last night Ari Juels appeared to me in a dream. I told him how cool it was that he could appear before me like this but he just said "oh like you're forgot 216" I was taken aback and could only try and say "it means fourness right?" But he kept cutting me off by saying "fourness right? Fourness right?" and closing his hand shut in my face. My autism got the better of me and spaghetti started shooting from my hands, ears, and mouth as I tried to explain the connection between fictional stories and real life. He just chuckled to himself and walked away. I woke up drenched in sweat and pee pee poo poo.

[Anonymous No.22947429]

>>22945743
gtfo you chink

[Anonymous No.22947752]

>>22945743
I will come here every day to laugh at you.

When Sir Gay finally market dumps and flees to St. Petersburg, I will laugh at you.

I will laugh at you, every day until the UN Act of Decent Digital Communications™ in 2030 shuts this Cambodian Fly Fishing forum is shut down.

I will continue to laugh when they release the Comedy/Documentary, "Chainlink, the crypto scam of the century".

I will gather my sons on my deathbed and hold up the autobiography, when Sir Gay releases his autobiography, "My Fight to PAY BACK NEETS - Good for the money".

You guys got roped in by a literal autist fat russian with a background of failed scams and a jew with no proveable work.

This is the lowest level anyone could stoop to. And then, even in the afterlife, I will laugh.

I will go the way of Chrysippus and die laughing at all of you.

~t. someone who never got roped in and told you guys day one

[Anonymous No.22947770]

>>22946629
>>22946712
Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline."

[Anonymous No.22947852]

>>22947770
why is sergey using crutches in the reflection?

[Anonymous No.22947853]

>>22946661
you post this in a bunch of threads pretending its for that token of the thread. is your peepee really that smol irl anon?

[Anonymous No.22948628]

>>22945743
the chinese makes absolutely no sense

[Anonymous No.22948756]

>>22947752
Based

[Anonymous No.22948788]

>>22945695
The /biz/ server link is:
https://discord
.gg/jVFSU8T
We will interview chainlink founder next week. join.

[Anonymous No.22948828]

>>22945695
there is no oracle and faggay will dump another 700k load on your face soon. dont forget to say thank you faggay once he does you dumb idiots

[Anonymous No.22948846]

>>22945695
I FEEL SERGEY BETRAY ME

THE SUUUUUN GOES DOOOOWN

[Anonymous No.22948884]

>>22948846
Those lines are backwards.

[Anonymous No.22948990]

>>22947770
Almost digits, but based

[Anonymous No.22949563]

>>22947752
kek you had 3 years

[Anonymous No.22949723]

people are still buying this dogshit? do they hate money or wtf

[Anonymous No.22949753]

>>22949563
muh 3yrs 2019+ nulinker cult retort

[Anonymous No.22949769]

>>22945743
topkek

[Anonymous No.22950400]

>>22949563
you had your money stuck in a shitcoin for 3 years while pajeet tier scamcoins have had better price action in 1/5 that time lmao.