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[Anonymous No.23346371]

today...
>woman plops 3 items she wants to return
>she has no receipt
>'Can't you just refund it to my card?'
>thinks our system will look up her card statements and pull her receipt
>tell her its been our policy for 2 years
>she storms out mumbling and saying how ridiculous it is

[Anonymous No.23346380]

>>23346371
cool story bro

[Anonymous No.23346385]

>>23346380
just go back to your shitcoin shill threads

[Anonymous No.23346402]

>normal looking lady comes in
>pisses on the floor and leaves
Incredibley based, but why did she do it?

[Anonymous No.23346435]

>>23346371
>pretend to be mute and autistic to be left alone for years
>now i dont know if im pretending anymore

[Anonymous No.23346439]

you can return items without a receipt? wtf?

[Anonymous No.23346457]

>boss (dumbass) enters my office
>says our stock just dumped 10% this morning
>don’t care, just there for paycheck
>ask him if he actually owns our stock
>he says not anymore I sold it last week because I knew the earnings report was going to be bad
>he has a smug look on his face
>mfw

[Anonymous No.23346473]

>>23346371
>work sales oriented job handling cancellations
>customer asks to disconnect their service
>Try asking her questions to address whatever problem she has with us as a company, genuinely trying to help out.
>Get cut off at every step, won’t even tell me why she wants to cancel service and is being a self righteous cunt
>Disconnect her service effective immediately as requested, and she owes us over $200 for the rest of her billing cycle which just started
>Could have backdated so this wasn’t so, could have warned her, didn’t have to and chose to not.
>”Well can you backdate it for me so I don’t have to pay for weeks of service I’m not using. You’re treating me terribly as a customer and need to fix this right now!”
>”Ma’am you are no longer our customer, would you like me to transfer you to billing to dispute this balance?”

[Anonymous No.23346486]

Why is this thread so reddit?

>t. got yelled at by a customer over a tomato once

[Anonymous No.23346498]

>>23346457

[Anonymous No.23346520]

>>23346371
Just give her the refund you fucking robotic cunt

[Anonymous No.23346522]

>>23346486
EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS REDDIT! jesus you faggots and your fear and terror of a website. stop cowering in fear cuz someone might or might not use other websites besides 4chinz. sad pathetic and virginal in mindset for sure you friendless geek

[Anonymous No.23346532]

One time I walked in on my manager feeling up my 18 y.o. work waifu when I went to grab stuff to refill the lobby station. I was 20, the boss was in his mid-30s. Worst of all they didn’t even stop when I walked in and she was smiling and shit while he was doing it, clearly having a good time. I even asked her out later. Long story short I thought she said yes but when I ran after her when she left the store she didn’t even remember I asked her earlier at first. Man, I hope that cuckery is in my past now.

[Anonymous No.23346547]

>>23346402
wish she pissed on me instead

[Anonymous No.23346559]

>>23346522
cringe

[Anonymous No.23346561]

>>23346522
Fuck off Reddit cunt. You stick out because you are a pathetic hive mind clueless beta cunt like OP. You retard fucks are cancer. Don't even lurk.
>Hurr someone wanted a refund
No one fucking cares about your autistic daily interactions

[Anonymous No.23346669]

>>23346473
Based

[Anonymous No.23346691]

>Boss (myself) wakes me up in the morning
>You gotta make coffee
>pack bowl while coffee brewing
>smoke weed and drink coffee
>browse biz make fun of wagies
>play video games
>check chainlink price
>masturbate
>Mom makes tendies for dinner
It ain't much, but it's honest work

[Anonymous No.23346697]

>>23346520
I will use my discretion however I damn well please. Making Karens cry is the only thing that makes tolerating these assholes worth it.

If a customer isn’t fully canceling, I’m at least getting money in my pocket so I’m willing to above and beyond for them. But if you’re being rude, fucking up my stats, and won’t even let me pitch you you can get fucked.

[Anonymous No.23346739]

[Anonymous No.23346750]

>>23346691

[Anonymous No.23346818]

>>23346371
>wake up at 8am
>"another day another dollar"
>realize ive been NEET for 1 year
>go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.23346880]

>>23346520
our system cannot process a refund without a receipt
its high tech stuff from 2019

[Anonymous No.23347076]

>wake up
>no job
>OK I'll play vidya
>nvm
>okay I'll go for a walk
>nvm
>OK I'll eat breakfast
>nvm

Idk what to do bros, I can't get a job there's no jobs available

[Anonymous No.23347156]

>>23346457
>blabbing about blatant insider trading

Fucking retarded boomers lmao

[Anonymous No.23347173]

>>23347076

You're a useless moron and there are always jobs available if you're not a useless waste of space.

[Anonymous No.23347234]

>>23347173
Live in norway, my teacher of 65 years old has a 60% job position

The country has no jobs, most people are lucky to get a grocery job position

[Anonymous No.23347850]

>>23346522
It's called disdain you shit eater.

[Anonymous No.23347859]

>>23346402
CLEAN IT UP

[Anonymous No.23347940]

>>23346473
Absolutely based, recently changed Internet provider when I moved as they weren't in the area and really like the previous one and let the guy on the phone know and he gave me my final month free, people forget there is another human on the end of the line

[Anonymous No.23347980]

>work at outdoor adventure park
>tard school bus turn up, nothing out of the ordinary get lots of school trips and retards
>only like a 16 seater bus
>tards take 20 minutes to get out of the bus and enjoy watching them
>teacher arrives to desk, very nice etc and gives number of tards and I give price
>teacher tries to pay but card doesn't work
>neither does her personal card
>very sad she goes back to tards and starts loading them in bus
>run over and tell teacher it is fine you and the tards can get in for free
>the teacher sends them over one at a time to thank me
>throughout that day tards and teachers check in on me
>great day but terrified they will leave a review saying I let them in for free as my boss is the biggest jew
This was a few years back and it still brings joy to me making them tards happy

[Anonymous No.23347990]

>>23346457

Based

[Anonymous No.23348029]

>check eBay messages
>guy is asking for more pictures of an item that's $15
>don't respond

[Anonymous No.23348054]

>>23347980
based
I hope you make it, fren

[Anonymous No.23348079]

>>23346402
onlyfans

[Anonymous No.23348088]

>>23346457
seems pretty based

[Anonymous No.23348108]

>>23347156
funny. i saw no mention of insider trading.

[Anonymous No.23348135]

>>23348029
Are you one of these faggots that takes a sanitized picture taken for big corps by a photograph paid to make it look good straight off of google images to illustrate your secondhand item?

[Anonymous No.23348155]

>>23347234
Plenty of work online anon

[Anonymous No.23348168]

The last few jobs I've had required professional headshots for our security badges, and profiles.

I always send them an obviously photoshopped image of my head on a suit model, but the images are too low res to tell anyway.

A few times people have actually complemented me for looking sharp and handsome in them.

[Anonymous No.23348170]

>>23347980

[Anonymous No.23348180]

>>23347234
So how do you guys survive? Handouts from the EU?

[Anonymous No.23348229]

>>23348180
Norway isn't in the EU retard. They survive off oil money.

[Anonymous No.23348286]

>>23348229
>being this autistic
>not getting banter
What happened to this site?

[Anonymous No.23348288]

>>23346532
Everyone goes through embarrassing moments like these, I'm saying the most generic thing ever and I'm sure you already know but these moments are how you grow as a person. Also who cares about some young whore, doesn't sound like a waifu to me at all.

[Anonymous No.23348300]

>>23348286
>i was just pretending to be retarded
Not even good banter. Americans should honestly never attempt international banter.

[Anonymous No.23348349]

>>23347980

[Anonymous No.23348371]

>>23346457
Turn him in for insider trading

[Anonymous No.23348392]

>>23348300
why not work at a fish farm or at Nordic semiconductor, given you have a degree in electrical engineering