So what's the new /ourcoin/

[Anonymous No.23749579]

Meme magic was real in 2016 and it got trump elected and chainlink to $20. Now that old Gods have proved ineffective, the tide has turned. Trump will be voted out of office and Sergey will get sec'ed. So, what's the new ourcoin?

I recommend BUCC, a private coin on eth that works. I also like Monero itself and RSR.

[Sage No.23749591]

>>23749579
i have those pants
im a boy btw

[Anonymous No.23749670]

>>23749579
I dont wanna look at a guys ass you homo

[Anonymous No.23749764]

>>23749579
Sniffffffff

[Anonymous No.23749771]

Snowblossom

[Anonymous No.23749833]

Coomcoin

[Anonymous No.23750099]

Boobafinance

[Anonymous No.23750137]

>>23749579
It's been hex for a year.

[Anonymous No.23750235]

Die Bucc scammer. The /biz coin always has been and always will be Brapper Token.

[None !YLc/EQ2R3c No.23751404]

>>23749579
Unironically BAT

[Anonymous No.23751416]

>>23749579
Kleros. It's always been Kleros.

[Anonymous No.23751465]

>>23751404
/biz/ has always hated BAT.

[Anonymous No.23751477]

how the mighty have fallen

[Anonymous No.23751509]

>>23749579
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

[Anonymous No.23751637]

>>23749579
that's this man

[Anonymous No.23752450]

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb, actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensue that all haircombers make it

[Anonymous No.23752455]

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb, actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensue that all haircombers make it