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All right you asshats. Which one of you did this? /pol/ is leaking into the crypto space again.

https://market.oceanprotocol.com/asset/did:op:67bD132BC5971DfB522086A7744db02c53507B05

>> No.23751378 [DELETED] 

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the fi.nal nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb, actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, the give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it

>> No.23751391
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>>23751371
It's important data every goy should have access to.

>> No.23751403

bullish for OCEAN

>> No.23751415

>>23751371
Praise Kek
Kill
Every
Kike

>> No.23751431
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>>23751371
Jews control zUSD, therefore, Zeta is the best option to join them without being Jewish. Few.

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Here's a sample.

>> No.23751450

>>23751371
>rabbi goldstein
kek based

>> No.23751451
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>>23751433
Wait, so it’s legit? LMAO

>> No.23751454

>>23751371
Bullish for ocean market place

>> No.23751463
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>>23751451
Absolutely.

>> No.23751469

>>23751463
So all in on this data set? LMAO

>> No.23751484

>>23751371
>Ren bagholder
double based

>> No.23751493

>>23751469
Nah, wait for Auschwitz.

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>>23751415

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>>23751433
>>23751451
>mfw it’s real
Holy shit buy signal lads!

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>>23751371
Based

>> No.23752397

>>23751371
I will now buy your shitcoin

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>> No.23753556

>>23751371
I knew crypto would mark the return of hitler. Just look at the right wing political revive in the 2010’s. This is not random

>> No.23753561

>>23751651
she's a real beaut

>> No.23753574

>>23753561
Look at her head from a little bit to right and you won’t say that

>> No.23753731

>>23751415
>Kill
>Every
>Kike
KEK