logged into binance first time in a year.

[Anonymous No.23851565]

Realized I had a bit in there that I forgot about I guess.
What should I do with it? Don't need the money really. Either want to throw it at some shitcoin or give it to someone with a good enough sob story.

[Anonymous No.23851618]

Give it to me so I can take your mom out to dinner before I bang her again kiddo

[Anonymous No.23851644]

>>23851565
I twisted my ankle last week and burnt my tongue on pizza tonight.

[Anonymous No.23851647]

withdraw to your metamask and buy this

>>23851053

[Anonymous No.23851658]

>>23851565
someone in here will desperate enough to provide us with entertainment.

Ill also throw in 0.25 eth if someone rolls in their own shit with timestamp. If OP agrees..

[Anonymous No.23851676]

>>23851565
I cucked a rich guy but then she left me because i was poor

[Anonymous No.23851690]

if you send me that i will seriously upload a video on streamable of me slapping my gf across the face as hard as i can

[Anonymous No.23851697]

all in xrp

[Anonymous No.23851704]

>>23851565
Ok sure I'll post what I wrote to a suicidal anon the other night:

"Ok. Fuck it. I'll risk doxing myself by giving info away. Fuck you if you're larping. Had a stroke in high-school and I'm stuck with weakness on one side of my body. It destroyed my prospects as a musician and made it difficult for me to move on in life. I pull myself together a few years later, learn Japanese and go to school. Bust my ass and live abroad. I graduate with highest honors at the top of my class and job lined up. All the while I've held a strong long-term relationship with somebody. Covid hits, my job prospects are fucked because it's abroad, won't be able to see girlfriend and no idea if we can stay together. Student loans are set to begin and I have 1k to my name. Can't walk straight, broke, and covid is making my professional and personally life a struggle. But I'm not giving up. I was with my girlfriend longer than 5 years and I'm still moving forward. OP, you need to do the same and I know you can."

[Anonymous No.23851717]

I am Joe Biden and I will concede the election to Donald Trump if you send this to me.

[Anonymous No.23851719]

>>23851565
I lost my job when the locckdown started and had to sell my poorfag stack to buy groceries and shit.

[Anonymous No.23851723]

>>23851565
I'll give you a sob story op, I never got paid my $250 worth of linkies back in April.
>>>/biz/thread/S18606467#p18606790

address is still 0x4e44542cF8Ee7627B0eBA9De1C9f9dc66Df2eF23

[Anonymous No.23851722]

>>23851704
(he was upset about his girlfriend of 5 years leaving him)

[Anonymous No.23851724]

>>23851565
I can just really use the feeling of euphoria from getting it, I haven’t felt that in a long time. I plead with you anon.

[Anonymous No.23851731]

All in YFI short

[Anonymous No.23851755]

Last year I was diagnosed with a terminal illness that will kill me in ~5 years. I've made peace with it. My wife and two kids will be getting an insurance payout, which will help, but I want to be able to leave something with potential for large gains. I'm banking on crypto with whatever spare money I can get. I've got 3.2 Bitcoin saved thus far and am hoping to get it to 10 before I die. Do what you will OP, but I'll grasp at any opportunity I can get.

bc1qqyahuu3ma42a59q0kth0820ftd7tqhdq4nl74q

[Anonymous No.23851794]

Europoor here.
It may be peanuts for you and it would be a significant amount for me or 95% of /biz/ and I would honestly use it to hold and keep the fiat I'd spend for getting better certs in order to get a better job. I'm not posting this to sob and hope for some charitable act but to tell you to keep it and add it to your presumably larger stack. You may want to keep it for fees or whatever. Keep it man and fuck beggars and bobos
>inb4 wagie
NEETing is a luxury not everyone can afford and even if I could I'd still choose to work as long as the job offered more than a fair compensation. There are some things a job can offer neeting cannot and I want to reach for these things
/blogpost

[Anonymous No.23852036]

i had a similar experience, i forgot i had .06 btc i had on my binance from last year and bought an RTX 3080

[Anonymous No.23852051]

>>23851565
do yourself a favor, create a celsius network account and send your btc there, earn interest on it for years with very low risk

[Anonymous No.23852125]

just buy chainlink and go afk

thats at least 60k future dollars

[Anonymous No.23852142]

God I missed beg threads but I thought they were banned. This feels like 2017 all over again!

[Anonymous No.23852230]

Give it to me please, I lost my job because of corona and I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin. Could really use a break.

bc1q3nuugcudstupj4g0tfrl2x50u42vh2syr9mc6p

[Anonymous No.23852241]

Put it in fantom;
stake and make free money.
????
Profit.

[Anonymous No.23852265]

>>23851565
Heres a sob story: Fuck you

bc1q3genxm5xrshyxkq2saq9gjvll2qd4djcf6vuph

[Anonymous No.23852490]

>>23851565
keep it in BTC and forget about it for another 2 years

[Anonymous No.23852608]

I fucking lost my first 2 salarys cuz rug pulled, I was a fucking newfag and now I have just $400 :(

1JJbAH3j8zx2L3GAVBhvmSoTwnXC29xgNL

[Anonymous No.23852666]

>>23851565
I’m a garbage man by trade.
>sob
>sob

[Anonymous No.23852808]

Three of my five family memebrs died in car crash a month ago in car crash. We are 35k$ in debt now because we had to pay all ceremonial and burial. Pls anything helps.
bc1qvyqu33untlaquluwpam6u0v655ujccnlnkuk2h

[Anonymous No.23852820]

Strn

[Anonymous No.23852826]

Buy Buidl or help me pay for my dogs surgery. Little fucker is in agony

[Anonymous No.23852832]

>>23851618
you burned him well. keep it up.

[Anonymous No.23853077]

My entire life and future was ravaged by 20 years of Socialism back in my country, two years ago I'M LIVING A SOCIALIST DEJA VU IN THE COUNTRY I'M LIVING ATM AAAAA SAQUENME DE LATINOAMÉRICA

BTC Address:
14Qx85mBoZ1iq8qnn4TymctzjnqQjF8viU

[Anonymous No.23853434]

>>23853077
Arg or Vene?

[Anonymous No.23853465]

Sirs I am very poor
Give blowjobs to the entire village
Many cum in my mouth
I would just like some btc to buy some mint flavored mouth wash to wash away the taste of mandeep and Rankesh

Btc bc1ql767ndzflvx5psxmp94s6pyu95zcm0ez2vjutk

[Anonymous No.23853491]

Sorry sirs here is my bj address
1Cz7xDygfrMASVu576nqUUYMW4jd3VXa3N

[Anonymous No.23853522]

>>23851565
give it to the first person to post their dick with timestamp

[Anonymous No.23853777]

>>23852265
Based. Give it to him

[Anonymous No.23853802]

>>23851565
ngmi

[Anonymous No.23853817]

>>23853777
trips of truth

[Anonymous No.23854934]

lost 100$ in dogecoin due to rug

DKdRfZerX9LhEW45bqX7RzWAaCsYPHGUJu

[Anonymous No.23855758]

>>23851565
Not really a sob story but I want the other poorfags in this thread to hear this.

I somehow scrabbed together about $800 to invest, bought a project that was shilled here once, no telegram, no information, except a website with only their logo .png on it. I was already willing to kill myself at that time, really had no reason to live, literally nothing I wanted to achieve, so fuck it why not. After a few days the website came up, telegram, twitter etc, but devs were anon. Kept holding for a month, failed swinging it a few times, and then it had a massive outbreak and suddenly my Portfolio showed $8k instead of $800. I didn't sell, not even take profits because I seriously thought it would go 5 times as high. After about 3 months holding from ATH telling myself everyday it will bounce back up anytime, I'm now back to my $800. I think about that literally everyday, I see the $8k in my Portfolio and it is so vivid and real but I know I fucked up and I hate myself for it, and through all that bagholding I even forgot to kill myself and now I just waste away slowly trading legit projects to get like $10 every few days. Still thinking about that $8k everyday.

[Anonymous No.23855829]

>>23855758

[Anonymous No.23855857]

Buy link and remove it from binance to reduce their supply

[Anonymous No.23855873]

Buy fish token made by penguin party on uniswap
https://info.uniswap.org/token/0x30bcd71b8d21fe830e493b30e90befba29de9114

[Anonymous No.23855987]

2014 bought 4 BTC, 100 ETC, 1 million Pinkcoin shitfest

Dumped all coins in 2016 to dig up cash to bet on elections and primaries on PredictIt. Basically broke even through all the ups and downs.

Watched in 2017 my old bag values skyrocket esp BTC and pinkcoin

BTC became ~$75k or whatever at peak
Pinkcoin ~$90k

Feels bad, but bought back into crypto this year. LINK, BTC, ETH (and a lil BAT + XMR fuggit)

Should I get PNK?

[Anonymous No.23856928]

31 yo neet and i need to go to the dentist

[Anonymous No.23857022]

>>23851565
Hello sir thats is my 1.5x monthly paycheck, send me

[Anonymous No.23857202]

Keep it. Add me on discord, ill match your $600 and we can try and turn $1,200 into $100,000

[Anonymous No.23857210]

>>23851565
Keep you btc and move them offline

[Anonymous No.23857290]

>>23851565 Andrenigger fucked me over 4 times and rugpulled 3 KPR and EMN