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My boss has a huge dick

>> No.24067890

>>24067861
Its me your boss

>> No.24067910
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>>24067861
haha I know, I can't help that it shows through my pants unfortunately

>> No.24067933

>>24067861
how did you discover this?

>> No.24067948
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24067948

Better think twice before you ask him for a raise

>> No.24067968

>>24067933
It hangs down the leg of his pants. Generally on the left.

>> No.24068299

>>24067861
I wanna have a big dick so bad bro. tfw 5.8 inches bone pressed.

>> No.24068349
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24068349

>>24068299
I know that feel bro
7.1'' here

>> No.24068357

6.5 inch length
6.6 inch circumference
Not that long, but thick. And my dick tip is very thick and shaped kind of like a triceratops head thing.

>> No.24068372

>>24068349
nigga you made it. unless ur less than 5 inch girth

>> No.24068389

>>24067861
My former boss reminded me how huge my dick was last night on a call
Somehow, the compliment was nice enough that I completely glossed over the sexual harassment origins

>> No.24068394

>>24068357
>6.6 inch circumference
either larping or too retarded to measure properly

>> No.24068401

>>24068357
nice no homo bro. I started PE recently but it's so life consuming. What has my life come to.

>> No.24068479
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24068479

How big? I have a just under 7.5 inches hard but when flaccid is like 2 or 3 so I never get to show it off :(

>> No.24068490

>tfw 6.5 bone pressed

Mediocrity is the bane of any man

>> No.24068504

>>24068394
No it was actually a problem for me. I wasn't informed until my 2nd girlfriend, who was a slut who banged 25 guys, told me it's not normal to last a straight hour without cumming and to have a painful red ring around the base of my dick. The base of my dicks is especially thick. Turns out normal condoms would literally strangle my dick until I stopped feeling anything. Magnums feel like they are more for long dicks, but the are also a little less snug.

>> No.24068530

>>24068479
Left: Happy, relaxed, loved
Right: Lonely, vice ridden, projecting wellness though materiel goods

Sad.

>> No.24068551

>>24067861
Tfw when my dick is 8.6 x 3.4

>> No.24068570

>>24068530
You: incel

>> No.24068596

>>24068551
Nice harpoon. How many whales have you slain?

>> No.24068612

>>24067861
>Business & Finance

>> No.24068673

>>24068401

Be careful with it, I did PE when I was younger and I injured my cock during a jelq session, 20 years later and it still hurts when I get hard.

>> No.24068692

>>24068349
Kys

>> No.24068721

>>24068401
!!!WARNING!!! USE WARM TOWELS OR DO IT IN THE SHOWER !!!WARNING!!!

>> No.24068816

did you know that 7 inches is considered small nowadays? your crush probably gets fuck by 9 inches or more regularly

>> No.24068960

>>24068692
No
>>24068816
Thats because 7 inches is actually average dont fall for the memes
Actually the average size of someone who has sex is 20cm if tou're below that well... youre out of luck

>> No.24069487

faggots.

>> No.24069498

I swear my dick is getting smaller

>> No.24069510

>>24067948
Underrated comment

>> No.24069638

>>24067861
#bidenismyboss

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>>24068372

>> No.24070284

>>24068504
Show proof

>> No.24070577

Henlo, your boss speaking back in your cage.

>> No.24070912

>>24068960
the current average is about 8 - 8,5".

>> No.24071002

>>24070912
I DONT BELIEVE YOU

>> No.24071287

>>24068504
How thick are you in the midshaft?

>> No.24071742

>>24068960
Porn is not real and porn dudes use camera tricks to make it seem bigger

>> No.24071954
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24071954

My boss is hot mommy milker tier and is really cool, and said that I’m one of the best if not the best employees for my position she’s ever had, but she got promoted and is transferring out of state.

>> No.24071991

>>24071954
Fuck her before she leaves forever

>> No.24072092

>>24067861
why your mom has such a loose mouth?

>> No.24072128

>>24068570
he's actually right... no woman will ever demonstrate how hard they're coping.

>> No.24072137

>>24067933
you obviously don't work in america

>> No.24072232

>>24067861
Pics or larp

>> No.24072268

>>24068299
Its actually kinda annoying at time when your sitting down and get hard. Or whenever your hard in public, mostly men tend to look (at least in nyc), and the few women that do, give me a smile. There once had a guy pull up bbc porn on his phone while I was on the subway after I got a morning boner in front of him. Idk its somewhat a powerful and reassuring feeling to have a 8" dick.

>> No.24072280

>tfw 6'5
>5 in dick

looks retarded on my frame fml

>> No.24072301

>>24072128
You: incel

>> No.24072316

>>24072280
At least your 6'5", would kill to be 6'3" even though I'm 5'11"

>> No.24072346

>>24072301
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

>> No.24072372

>>24072316
Bro you have no idea. I lift and am hairy and girls expect 8+ inches and are always disappointed. At least 5'11 is above average and girls won't gossip about your height. I would definitely trade some inches up here for some down there

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>>24072346
No u

>> No.24072576

>>24068299
8in long 6 in girth chad dick here.

Yeah its nice.

>> No.24072611

>>24068394
No, those actually exist, just rare, like 3 deviations above the mean

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>>24072380

>> No.24072657

>>24071287
about 6.3 For reference, I cannot fit my dick inside a paper towel roll even past the tip. Not even if I really try. I tried to make a fapping device, but found even with nothing in the tube, it was impossible.

>> No.24072722

Even though I have a big dick I wish it was bigger still. it's 8"x5.5", I'm always jelly as fuck when I see thick dicks in porn. the way women react to getting fucked by a thick dick is not acting, I've noticed it in porn, moans of pleasure that aren't fake whatsoever

makes me feel bad but apparently I have a nice dick and I like it when girls love it so who knows

>> No.24072730

>>24072346
Nice projection faggot

>> No.24072736

so apparently the average dick size on /biz/ is around 7 inches

why do I even bother

>> No.24072750

>>24067861
I bet he holds xBTC.

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>>24067861
Your wife tell you that or did you have to scrub it for shekels?

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I have a 9 inch dick unironically
None of you will believe me but it's true

>> No.24073010

>>24072995
Same, but mine is 9.1 inches.

>> No.24073037

>>24068349
That’s good enough, anymore is being dick obsessed homo

>> No.24073742

>>24073010
i'm 9.2

>> No.24073793

>>24067861
>6.5 x 5 inches
>fucked 45 girls (recently made a google doc to recount all their names)
>66 thai hookers

its a source of pride and self esteem for me