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>Wake up at 1am in the Freezer.
>Gargle Piss.
>Uncomfortable? good.
>Listen to 5 self improvement podcasts at once as you drag a tire to work.
>Fire ants in your adult diaper keep you going.
>Ex Wife calls, says you can't see the kids this weekend.
>Good. they only slow you down.
>get to work, gargle more pee.
>do work on Chinese keyboard.
>don't know chinese?
>you will.
>Broken glass for lunch.
>boss comes in, says you're falling behind.
>He doesn't understand.
>he can't.
>He isn't a wolf in this world of sheep.
>get hit by 3 cars on the way home while listening to audiobooks on x5 speed.
>new record.
>Legs broken? good.
>pass out on kitchen floor, roaches kissing you all over.
>they understand the grind.
>set an alarm for 1am and drift into a coma while gargling piss.

>> No.24202089

>>24201803
What the fuck did I just read

>> No.24202156

This is every wagie eventually

>> No.24202200

>>24201803
i understand most of this but why are you gargling piss, is it a metaphor for the warm beers/40 oz left over from last night?

>> No.24202206

>>24201803
lmao

>> No.24202223

this speaks to me deep down and now im worried.

>> No.24202226

Please post more of these threads. Legit best thread on biz all day

>> No.24202252

>>24201803
Is everything okay, friend?

>> No.24202287

>>24202200
there's an anon on biz always telling people to gargle piss for hours a day to fight cavities. I guess he's some kind of fetishist. god i spend too much time here

>> No.24202297

>>24202252
He'll be fine he just has to suck it up

>> No.24202319

>>24202287
i remember anon posting in LINK threads that urine is like amniotic fluid and drinking it will cure baldness, increase T levels etc, i guess that might be this guy

>> No.24202355

>>24201803
https://youtu.be/48MFrf5ADp8

>> No.24202415

>>24201803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgWHH4GMOSQ&list=PL_AA8JeDxiPZP1ri2vu7Wwvvf3iC0qHsO&index=4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgWHH4GMOSQ&list=PL_AA8JeDxiPZP1ri2vu7Wwvvf3iC0qHsO&index=4

>> No.24202420

>>24201803

OP is a cool guy

>> No.24202519

Kek

>> No.24202543
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24202543

>on my way back home
>exciting day at the office but even more excited to see kids and wife
>busy humming to Conga, by Gloria Estefan, and fail to spot the pedestrian
>plow into what looks to be a 30 something year old, coming to a screeching halt
>run out to the front of car, oh God. he looks like shit, he must of pissed and shit himself he smell so bad, need to call an ambulance
>"no, no." as he slides up the busted headlight
>attempts to hobble towards the other side of the street
>notgettingthroughtohim.jpg
>car coming from other direction doesn't expect him
>front of car hits his legs so hard he falls to the ground at a 90 degree angle from the feet and he disappears underneath the bumper
>mind in a panic, get in car and speed off

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24202566

>>24201803
good shit

>> No.24202613

>>24201803
OP has made it. Literativly speaking.