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NEVER HAD A GF, LATE 20S, AND REALLY WANT ONE AAAAAAAAA HOW HARD IS IT TO SUCCESFULLY ASK OUT A CUTE GIRL AT THE GROCERY STORE?

>> No.24207741

Just give it a try

>> No.24207745

>>24207696
Are we talking like some random in the egg aisle? Does she work there? First don't fuckin ask her out, make small talk the first dozen times you see her. Ajay prepare to get rejected on cold calls, like 75% of the time.

>> No.24207750

>>24207696
You fucking retard, go clubbing or to the pub and ask girls out there wtf how stupid are you

>> No.24207751

>>24207696
Ever heard of too little too late?

>> No.24207767

If you haven't done it before you'll probably look like a total creep.
Do you lift weights? Do you have anything going on in your life? If you haven't, get your shit together first.
Also, you should instead try to go into some kind of activity, be it sports, or drawing classes etc. something where you can meet people in which you DO something with them (if you're awkward with girls bars and clubs are pointless, and anyway the whole pandemic fucked this possibility)
>inb4 this thread gets nuked

>> No.24207778

>>24207696
Late 20s and you've never had one? Its fucking over dude. It's so easy to get laid nowadays. If you cant figure it out by now then might as well resign yourself to become a monk

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>>24207750
>clubbing during corona hoax

>> No.24207804

>>24207696
u nigger
u obviously don’t go out enough if your pool is ‘girl at grocery store’ u dumb dumb nigger
grocery stores are where u should feel safe to buy milk after work before going home without some dumb asocial nigger shadowing u in the dairy aisle trying to get a chance to mutter “nice creams”
very very disrespectful

>> No.24207827

>>24207696
Chubby girls need love too

>> No.24207831

how tall are you?

>> No.24207836

>>24207696
The trick is accidentally bumping into them and then slapping their ass. Don’t make eye contact and say:
>Good day m’lady, may I interest you in any Chainlink?
Then ask for her number for “KYC”. Works every time

>> No.24207846

>>24207696
4chan is for incels so you won't get good replies here but yeah if you're not creepy or angry that you're not getting pussy you'll be fine as long as she doesn't work there

>> No.24207854

gf = overrated

Absolutely annoying and draining after the first 1-2 months

>> No.24207872

>>24207696
Listen dude if you want actual advice post on /r9k/ or /adv/ (better the latter) with a face pic in the next hour and I and others will give advice

The real way to meet girls is through friends or coworkers, basically by mutual acquaintance
Trying to meet one cold is playing on hard mode that you obviously aren't up for yet

You need to develop the social skills to have friends first, which is then proven to others by you actually having friends
Why do you think it is called a girlFRIEND

>> No.24207874

Lmao bro it's 2020 and you are still a virgin? Fucking hell what a loser. Seriously this is so sad, I am going to help. Trust me, follow my steps and you'll be fine. All you need to do is just fucking get some confidence, hit the gym, grow a fucking pair and have sex with yourself bro. It's that easy!

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>>24207745
>Ajay
pajeet exposed phoneposting

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>>24207745
>Ajay
OH NONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.24208079

>>24207696
who cares brah.. just have fun with your life. if your happiness depends on another person, are you truly happy?

>> No.24208086

>>24207696
you're going to obsess over this until you find a girlfriend and realize how fucking annoying and stupid they are. sorry to burst your bubble