/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24369857]

Cheapest suicide method?
May livestream it.

[Anonymous No.24369879]

>>24369857
I was about to say POGGERS but knowing the fuckers in this website you might just do it. Please think of a better solution Anon you're better than a mainstream media 4chan news report

[Anonymous No.24369881]

>>24369857
Are you white or a nigger?

[Anonymous No.24369891]

No fren. Go out for a walk and look at the stars and know you are important to that universe

[Anonymous No.24369895]

why would you care about cheapest when you will be dead?
But probably jumping from a building or bridge

[Anonymous No.24369906]

Go out into the woods and freeze or swim into a lake and drown
Dont really do it kill awful people instead

[Anonymous No.24369909]

>>24369881
White. 99.8% according to 23 and me.

>>24369891
Can't go outside. Under curfew.

[Anonymous No.24369935]

>>24369857
>Go to the highest cliff you can find in a forest or forest-like area, just somewhere with lots of trees and green
>Jump
If you need any other advise I'm here until 7

[Anonymous No.24369948]

>>24369909
So was smoking weed in Illinois at one point, didn't stop me. Go out my friend even if it's out front and look up. Know you are part of a greater thing

[Anonymous No.24369954]

>>24369935
advice*
(((Gboard)))

[Anonymous No.24369957]

>>24369935
Everything's flat here.

>>24369948
Can't go outside >>24369909

[Anonymous No.24369961]

>>24369857
why do you want to kys? tell us about it.

[Anonymous No.24369974]

>>24369857
Don't do it, fren. Times will get comfier I promise

[Anonymous No.24369984]

Anon, what is a few hours to start reading this? You can find a free d/l. Just read the first chapter before you make any more decisions.

[Anonymous No.24370005]

>>24369857
There is literally a billion ways to suicide for free, LITERALLY. It could be anything! You could try laying flat on concrete under/to the side of a balcony, on the balcony you have a big concrete brick or a big stone that you have tied to a wire/rope. You pull the rope and the brick falls of the balcony and crushes your head. Sounds creative enough, just came up with that out of nowhere. Pretty funny how you can suddenly think of stuff like that haha, well good luck.

[Anonymous No.24370008]

>>24369857
Kill billionaires like bill gates and buffet. Also those globalists like klaus Schwartz. If you’re gonna suicide might as well an hero.

[Anonymous No.24370017]

>>24369909
>>24369957
A desperate zoomer, thats cute. Just start lifting idiot, lift as hard as you can. After that you are to tired for stupid ideas.

[Anonymous No.24370023]

>>24369857

[Anonymous No.24370027]

>>24369909
>wants to suicide
>cares about absurd laws

[Anonymous No.24370032]

>>24369857
xrp 2k eoy we are gonna make it fren. hold on

[Anonymous No.24370063]

>>24369857
Stop drinking and drugging, find some goals, either small or big. For me it's collecting coins, old pre 1964 United states silver coins, I want to accumulate a whole lot of them and give them away to people I care about, or accumulate a huge stash and hide it like a pirate.

[Anonymous No.24370079]

>>24370017
>>24370005
>>24369974


Can we not waste a pathetic life that can be used to take out some dictatorial globalists? Op, you’re a pathetic piece of shit trash. Everyone hates you. Now die but kill bill gates with you.

[Anonymous No.24370091]

[Anonymous No.24370159]

>>24370027
>getting a 10k eur fine will make u forget about suicide

>>24370017
210kg dl, 170kg squat, 125kg bp


>>24369974
no they wont
when the gyms were closed i went to the park to do calesthenics and there's only morocans and niggers

[Anonymous No.24370175]

>>24370079
You should kys, whats your point with Bill Gates?
He is just an expensive puppet, cut the masters down when you want to change something.

[Anonymous No.24370204]

>>24369857
Find the nearest active railroad and wait for a train to hit you. It's almost as effective as eating a shotgun

[Anonymous No.24370205]

are you in burgerland? If so just paint your face and go out n ignore the curfew laws, that should be enough

[jamal burtin No.24370219]

>>24369857
man just chill till death comes, life is mad fragile, enjoy it while u got some air in ur lungs buddy, u aint special bud it aint gona skip u over lmao

[Anonymous No.24370234]

>>24369857
mind you things are over if you're dead

myb you're underestimating yourself for whatever issue you have right now. Try talk with your neighbour idk

[Anonymous No.24370304]

>>24370234
Eh, suicide just gets you reborn til you learn.

[Anonymous No.24370373]

>>24369857
Old age

[Anonymous No.24370384]

send me your coins first

[Anonymous No.24370398]

>>24370219
God I'm going to kill every redneck in this world.

>>24369857
Cheapest way is trashbag over the head or pillow over the head, but good luck with the carbon dioxide building up in your lungs.
Inert gas; laughing gas, nitrogen, argon, carbon monoxide
High concentration of cyanide, you can buy from a jewelry shop, from industry places or make some at home by smashing raw almonds. Do not bother with cherry pits and apple seeds.
Oh 1 more, but good luck getting it especially in America; nembutal, it's what they use to kill dogs and it requires 2 shots to be effective; the tranquilizing shot and the death shot. Not sure if it can be applied orally.

[Anonymous No.24370421]

>>24370219
God I'm going to kill every redneck in this world. Shove all the brown people, sjws, trannies, hippies, amish etc. in Texas and force them to live 100 years before I kill them. Fuck rednecks. Your dog-tier cells are keeping us smart cells from evolving.

>>24369857
Cheapest way is trashbag over the head or pillow over the head, but good luck with the carbon dioxide building up in your lungs.
Inert gas; laughing gas, nitrogen, argon, carbon monoxide
High concentration of cyanide, you can buy from a jewelry shop, from industry places or make some at home by smashing raw almonds. Do not bother with cherry pits and apple seeds.
Oh 1 more, but good luck getting it especially in America; nembutal, it's what they use to kill dogs and it requires 2 shots to be effective; the tranquilizing shot and the death shot. Not sure if it can be applied orally.

[Anonymous No.24370423]

>>24370159
>210kg dl, 170kg squat, 125kg bp
post body
also post butt
>but muh dignatah
you already want to kys doesn't matter if you show me your ass first

[Anonymous No.24370426]

>>24370159
What have you got to lose? Your life more valuable than a fucking potential fine.
Besides, nobody fucking pays them anyway. If you challenge it in court it gets dropped.

[Anonymous No.24370574]

>>24369857
Turn that anger from inward and direct it to those who are pissing you off. You'll find suicidal anger on others changes things because they know you don't give a fuck. Don't people like you are needed.

[Anonymous No.24370976]

Anon don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.24371063]

>>24370398
Dont listen to this jew
>>24369857
Man just really go outside, just run away if police might see you (Ok maybe in muttland this isnt a good idea i have no clue)

[Anonymous No.24371146]

At least take out some villagers out in minecraft before you do ffs fren.

[Anonymous No.24371185]

>>24370079
How about you do it yourself, faggot. You're no more worse than the jewish puppeteering elite you despise

[Anonymous No.24371411]

>>24369857
Success is the best revenge.

Smoke some weed, listen to better music, buy some alts, and CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.

That last one is the key to happiness. Create something. Stop being a fag and do some work. You'll feel better about yourself.

[Anonymous No.24371432]

>>24370159
>there's only morocans and niggers
What are you gonna do about it?
If you just kys without fight they'll take over.

[Anonymous No.24371621]

>>24369857
Why would you even think about suicide? Fools way out. You won't even get to see what happens with oracles and how high DIA could go. I bet you're under 30 and think things won't change. They would tho, if you change your attitude.

[Anonymous No.24371640]

cant you save up for something dignified?

[Anonymous No.24371707]

Buy two DMT vape pens, take 3 giant hits every night for 6 days. Do no more than that, period. Dont do again for minimum of 90 days. If you feel depressed do th cycle again. Sorry for my callous reply before this one. I was really there as well. I did DMT and I am not longer depressed, I get bent and down sometimes, but not in the cloud anymore. Good Luck

[Anonymous No.24371806]

Dude just run out into the wilderness with whatever weapons you have and a bunch of blankets and warm cloths and a plan to survive in the wilderness as long as possible. The act of surviving in harsh condition will literally kick start your brain and temporarily cure your depression. Don't over plan it. I mean you need your brain to figure things out so you'll constantly be problem solving as you survive.

[Anonymous No.24371821]

>>24369909
Go outside anyway you pansy

[Anonymous No.24371917]

>>24369857
The cheapest suicide method is to keep living anon.

You have nothing left to lose, might as well go balls out with life and try to do all the things you were too scared to do before.

[Anonymous No.24372034]

>>24369857
ngl you probably shouldn't but if you're serious are you more concerned about cost (bc plenty of choices), or effort?

>>24369881
>>24369891
>>24369906
game: find the intruder ;)

>>24370027
most likely the one to call it

>pic unrelated just showing off recent gains bc new to stocks

[Anonymous No.24372463]

>>24371640
did dmt in the past its a meme
just came out of a khole 200mg subq ketamine and didnt fix my depresion its what ive been using to manage for the last 2 years but its fucked now

>>24371432
they have already taken over its 50% nonwhite under 25 and all the wypipo are niggerlovers

>>24371806
baste ted kazinsky
i lack any motivation or selfpreservation impulse sadly

new id bc phoneposting

[Anonymous No.24372707]

>>24369857
Here's a strategy. Have a death wish? Don't just kill yourself. Buy a motorcycle and feel the rush of freedom and excitement that it brings. And with luck, you'll end up in a fatal crash within a few years.

[Anonymous No.24372718]

>>24369857
>suicide before the GBR
>NGMI

[Anonymous No.24372730]

>>24369857
If you're going to die, you might as well do utterly life destroying shit first.
Don't waste this opportunity.
If I had the guts to kill myself I would do some crazy shit.

[Anonymous No.24372740]

>>24369857
whiskey, sleeping pills, charcoal. burn it in an enclosed space and go to sleep forever.

[Anonymous No.24373073]

>>24370008
>>24372707
>>24372730
Actually good advices, if you are thinking of ending your life might as well do something crazy, but please at least refrain from ruining other people's lives.

[Anonymous No.24373105]

>>24373073
>please at least refrain from ruining other people's lives.
Depends on who the other people are of course.
Don't ruin innocent people's lives.

[Anonymous No.24373149]

>>24373105
>innocent
no such thing
all people are niggers that would screw you over if possible, they are simply without power

[Anonymous No.24373177]

>>24369857
Stop being a fucking pussy. Don’t let (((them))) have the last laugh.

[Anonymous No.24373269]

>>24369857
I tried to kill myself once by chugging a billion antidepresents and sleeping pills and then tying a plastic bag over my head.
My life is much better now anon.
You're on biz.
Your life is an investment, you had a dip, and now you want to sell your investment in the dip instead of waiting for better times?

[Anonymous No.24373289]

>>24373269
yes
buy high
sell low

[Anonymous No.24373313]

>>24370063
I find this strangely endearing. Keep going with your quest pirate anon.

[Anonymous No.24373319]

>>24373177
This. You have much to look ahead towards OP. Pray more, get /fit/, and work on yourself bit by bit every day. Invest in (You), otherwise you'll just be another dead shitcoin in the exchange of life.

However, if one were to decide that there's no hope, do your next of kin a giant favor: take out a bunch of insane loans and YOLO that shit into precious metals and bury the stack where nobody will ever find it. Leave a map so it can be recovered later on when the heat has died down from the tragic overdose of a random man that killed himself from snorting and entire ounce of cocaine surrounded by money hungry women.

[Anonymous No.24373352]

Send me all your money then check into a hospital.

Cheapest way to die? Naturally, doesn't even cost you a shotgun shell.

Some nigger is gonna (you) me with... its expensive to live until you die naturally and I will remind that faggot that OP asked for the cheapest way to die not the cheapest way to live.

[Anonymous No.24373395]

>>24369857
dont do it bruh
we lurve ya

[Anonymous No.24373426]

>>24369857
Realistically, probably carbon monoxide poisoning. All you really need is to lock yourself in a room with a camping stove or something.

But anon, just relax. There's almost nothing in life worth killing yourself over. No matter how bad things get there are always options for you to have a more fulfilling life. Hell, go join some church fuckers and travel for missions or something. Live minimally, forget about pointless possessions and toxic relationships and focus on yourself.

[Anonymous No.24373441]

>>24369909
>Can't go outside. Under curfew.
>cant even go outside cause he's a giant pussy

Dont even waste our time posting here and saying you are going to stream faggot cuck nothing of value will be lost

[Anonymous No.24373703]

>>24373149
Thanks bro.
I forget my sociopathy pill today.

[Anonymous No.24373734]

>>24373149
What if I would rather cut off all my limbs than betray the trust of my lil bro.

[Anonymous No.24373738]

>still didn't post body
>still didn't give away his coins
whats your problem, OP?

[Anonymous No.24373741]

>>24369857
Don't do it suicide makes you catch the big gay. I have also been recently informed that it turns you into a nigger and makes mustard gas as well, so plenty of reasons to stop thinking about it my friend.

[Anonymous No.24373748]

>>24369909
>curfew
LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.24373753]

>>24369895
Unless he lands on his head, will probably die a slow gruesome death.

[Anonymous No.24373758]

>>24369857
hang in there anon, its been a tough year. love you bro.

[Anonymous No.24373772]

>>24373753
But srsly don't do it, however if you're real cheap suicide by cop is easy. Just walk towards officer with knife in hand

[Anonymous No.24374100]

>>24369895
This is a good point... you could take out payday loans, credit cards, whatever you can get your hands on to go out with a bang.

[Anonymous No.24374150]

>>24369909
i was going to write a bible about how you shoudnt and you're letting the jews destroy you financially and morally

but looks like you're bluepilled to the core, fucking snownigger

send me link btw

[Anonymous No.24374232]

>>24369857
Don't kill yourself fren. Things will get better.

[Anonymous No.24374233]

>>24369857
dont do it dude, live

[Anonymous No.24374303]

>>24369857
What did you sell you idiot ?.

[Anonymous No.24374774]

>>24373313
Arrgghhh!!! I be chasing that booty!!!

[Anonymous No.24374889]

Jumperino

[Anonymous No.24374978]

>>24369857
Failing to pay back a loan to Big Tony outta New York

[Anonymous No.24374988]

>>24369909
>can't go outside
What a lying sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.24375133]

>>24369857
Wear a white lives matter t shirt at a BLM flash mob and peacefully sit there live-streaming as they beat you to death