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24473087 No.24473087 [Reply] [Original]

I know this isn't the usual question you guys get, but I actually have to spend $30mil and I only have 30 days to do it. I don't want to say how much I stand to inherit if I can accomplish this task, but it's $300mil.

Rules:
>Can't own any assets
>Can't destroy the money
>Can't Gift it to anyone
>Can't give it to charity

I'm telling you guys because I'm not supposed to tell anyone about the deal.

I'm fucked aren't I?

>> No.24473142

>>24473087
Can you make bets?

>> No.24473143

>>24473087
Just all in into crypto with the 30 mil, ez 20x by eoy

>> No.24473168

>>24473142
I can. And I did. But I ended up making money.

>> No.24473184

>>24473087
send a million to random anons
like me

>> No.24473185

>>24473143
Can't own assets, fuck face. AND I'm trying to lose the fucking money. Also, I just switched on a VPN because I realized I'm a retard.

>> No.24473194

>>24473087
This is some 80s movie plot isnt it?

>> No.24473201

>>24473184
>Can't gift the money

>> No.24473223

>>24473087

Pay me $30M for a 10min phone call/advising session about any topic. This would fulfill all your requirements.

>> No.24473231

>>24473087
>4
WHY IS EVERY THREAD A FUCKING LARPER SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.24473235

Run for political office and then waste money on your campaign, tell people not to even vote but dont be too likeable or they willvote for you and then you will make money and lose.

>> No.24473236

>>24473185
Why you can't own assets? Who made this rules for you to follow? lmao..

>> No.24473239 [DELETED] 

This is a tough one but honestly gamble it away. Use it to start a company. Pay someone to write a smart contract that only pays your employees as designated times and pay someone to audit it. The money is technically not yours and already set aside by contract as payment for future employees. Use this to start the worlds first free online university dedicated to digital entrepreneurship. All the teachers get paid in crypto of choice, employees who manage it also paid as well and none of the money is yours. Also this is a stupid plan and your fucked.

>> No.24473238 [DELETED] 

>>24473087
I'll sell you the naming rights to the dog I'm getting soon for $30 million.

>> No.24473248

Make it known you have all this money and have it be stolen from you

>> No.24473255

>>24473087
Buy thirty 1 milly watches...how hard was that

>> No.24473256

>>24473087
buy a friend for $1mil/day, you'll have 30 friends!
pretty sure a whole bunch of schizos on here will hang out on zoom with you for $1mil

>> No.24473257

>>24473087
>Spend it on expensive whores for you and your friends.
>Throw a huge expensive party.
>Hire and trash some exotic cars.

>> No.24473261

>>24473087
You can't just go all in on crypto, send it to another private wallet, "yeah my investment crashed and I had to sell at the bottom," and just cash out the funds in the wallet years from now? There, no assets or charity, and assuming you don't do anything stupid they can't prove you have a hidden crypto wallet.

>> No.24473266

>>24473168
bet 30million on trump to win

>> No.24473269

>>24473235
Oh shit this is a good one. Use this to get some few online service shop to get a fuckton of customer and have them sign a agreement that you’ll earn a certain percentage of their profit in return.

>> No.24473288

>>24473087
Buy an unknown amount of monero and say you lost it in a boating accident.

>> No.24473310

>>24473087
Simp all of it away on onlyfans

>> No.24473319

>>24473201
well then OP I will sell you a foot pic for cheap
lets say 1mill

>> No.24473325

>>24473239
That is a really stupid plan. I'd end up making fucking money. And I'd own a lot of assets.

>>24473255
>Can't own any assets

>>24473256
Counts as an asset, I'm sure. Gotta be careful.

>>24473257
How much do you think a really extravagant party costs, and how long do you think it would take to blow $30mil on it? Probably longer than 30 days.

>> No.24473351

>>24473261
You sound like a bear. With my luck, I'd buy crypto and end up with $40mil

>>24473266
Are bets still open? I only have 30 days. What if the nigger drags it out till January?

>>24473269
I'm trying to lose money and can't have assets, my dude.

>> No.24473358

>>24473087
isnt it easy to just buy a super expensive rare car?
or is that considered an 'asset' in this case

>> No.24473397

>>24473358
Considered an asset. Also, do you know where you would store $30mil worth of cars? lol

>> No.24473399
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24473399

>>24473087
>>24473235

>> No.24473407

>>24473325
Book out a top notch Vegas club for the weekend, expensive whores, expensive alcohol, expensive food, fly your family in with helicopters, over the top Hollywood nigger style. You'll blow $30M easily

>> No.24473412

>>24473168
Just gamble some more. Keep going all in, and if you actually end up making 300mil with your 30, then you're good, you just made your own inheritance.

>> No.24473436

>>24473412
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8529186/

pretty fucking chinky of this board

>> No.24473440

>>24473351
Just buy gold and bury it somewhere

>> No.24473444

>>24473087
drop your visa in a walmart with the pin written on it, tell me which walmart lmao, and i'll buy 30 lambos in ur name, and u can say it was "stolen"

>> No.24473458

>>24473325
are they really assets if you don't see them after a day?

fly around the world and have a gastronomical adventure. also pray you don't get covid. idk, i'll bake you cookies for $1mil

godspeed anon

>> No.24473467

>>24473235
Oh fuck. I didn't even see this one.
Yeah. I was thinking about running against DeBlasio for a second, and I got sued for talking too much shit, and then I got rid of a little bit of money, but then I found out I was doing to well as a write-in candidate.

Fucking hell

>> No.24473485

>>24473436
I think it says more about the age group than the race, but I can see your point.

>> No.24473488

>>24473087
Let me sell you some fine glitch art porn for $500,000
Very rare collector’s items

>> No.24473503

>>24473399
Nice dub dubs btw

>> No.24473512

>>24473087
This is an 80’s movie.... Google it for the answer

>>24473194
Yes

>> what is “Brewsters Millions”

>> No.24473515

>>24473488
>assets
Do you niggers know how to read?

>> No.24473532

>>24473087
simple : DIA .... data + oracles + de-fi. it's not destroyed. it's not really an asset. heh.

>> No.24473533

>>24473325
give me 1 million and I make you a fine drawing

>> No.24473541

>>24473533
it's not an asset because you only pay to view it not to own it

>> No.24473550

>>24473087
Buy prostitutes and lease out expensive vehicles.

>> No.24473563

>>24473550
+rent out $30m worth of airbnb mansions.

>> No.24473568

>>24473087
buy a house in los angeles near all the celebrities

>> No.24473579

buy expensive vinyl records

>> No.24473586

>>24473541
or you give me 2 millions to see my dick.
I know you are an unsufferable autistic poorfag but that's ok

>> No.24473594

>>24473515
do you? people have asked why no assets like 3 times already and you havent said shit. your entire premise is faggotry bullshit larping nonsense. explain it or gtfo

>> No.24473608

Buy XMR?

>> No.24473609
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24473609

>>24473512
>I BETTER GET IN THIS THREAD AND LET EVERYONE KNOW I KNOW SOMETHING

>>24473512
Be more like >>24473235

>> No.24473618

>>24473087
Just spend it all on tv ads for whatever you want. That will eat up your money fast. Ad execs are all greedy jews.

>> No.24473646

>>24473594
I don't fucking know either. I think it is a life lesson or something?

>>24473586
*insufferable

>>24473579
>asset
>nigger learn to read

>>24473568
>asset
>nigger learn to read

>>24473563
Where the fuck do you plan to find $30mil worth of Air BNBs in 30 days?

>>24473550
How much do you think $30mil is?

>>24473541
Cool. That'll take care of 1/30th of the problem here. Pretty sure this qualifies as a gift.

>> No.24473651

>>24473618
This.

>> No.24473669

>>24473618
>buy tv ads
>cant tell anyone about the plan
>IRS comes a knockin
>Suddenly famous
>make money being professionally famous

>> No.24473687

>>24473235
>>24473399
I miss you. Where did you go?

>> No.24473693

>>24473087
u could buy private jet flights and then miss all of them. surely once the flight has been missed then the spent tickets dont count as assets

>> No.24473703

>>24473087
30k x 27 = 810k

trump win is imo likely to happen

it would cause a massive disturbance in america and desu this is what the elite wants

announcement of his win is going to happen i think at latest in christmas

that's the time where the hammer will fall

the hammer? the hammer of the judge.

who are the judges at supreme court?

with amy barrett now the majority are republicans kek

of course can't cash out if you got the money on some illegal shit

>> No.24473712

>>24473087
Hah hah, your grandpa's a honkey!

>> No.24473720

>>24473703
You really are a nigger, anon. Why the fuck can't you read?

>> No.24473731

>>24473703
just realized you talking bout millies

ffs fell for a larp

>> No.24473737

>>24473712
Bro, read through this thread. I can't even enjoy my own thread because these niggers are retarded.

>> No.24473746

>>24473731
It isn't a LARP. It's much better than that.

>> No.24473760

>>24473087
buy monero
"muh can't hold assets"
yea buy monero

>> No.24473772

>>24473087
How about you buy yourself some luxury experiences. They are not assets so its basically money burned - buy a visit to orbit, try some super expensive luxury hotel rooms, buy like 10 of the most expensive escorts/pornstars or you know get a meeting with some holywood star etc...

>> No.24473783

there's probably some kind of holding entity or company that you can shelter your 30M and relinquish ownership for 30+ days. It would probably have to be extremely customized to your situation, but it sounds like you have no obvious solutions otherwise. There are financial attorneys and consultants that specialize in this stuff, so if OP is not bullshitting, it probably makes sense to hire some of these people and understand the laws in your country, so you can do it legitly

>> No.24473784
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24473784

>>24473737
Self check

Also, all of you are borderline retarded, can barely read or comprehend how hard it is to spend $30mil in 30 days without these fucking rules, and obviously did not have Gen X parents.

>> No.24473802

>>24473737
Dude, did you forget where you are?
There's an unending fountain of tismtards here

>> No.24473828

>>24473802
I didn't expect this thread to be so successful. I had 2 really good threads: mooning sideways, and sentencing everyone to death, and I thought it would be a few replies like those were and then the archive.

>> No.24473829

>>24473784
nigger you cannot do anything just realizing this is a good one fag rlly thoughtful mind game

>> No.24473835
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24473835

buy all the items from my amazon wishlist and subscribe to my onlyfan :DD

>> No.24473846

>>24473828
It's just the magical power of tism, you can never tell where it'll take you

>> No.24473850

>>24473829
It's a good movie, anon. You should watch it.

>> No.24473870
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24473870

>>24473846
Yeah. You right.

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24473914

>>24473835

>> No.24473939

Buy 4chan

>> No.24474002

>>24473236
His great uncle.

>> No.24474072

>>24473087
Bet on a shitcoin on Uniswap but the twist is you own that shitcoin and you're the rugpuller, so on paper you can say you lost the money on a rugpull, but in theory the rugpull address is yours.

>> No.24474085

>>24473087
Do it anon.

bc1q3mmlejx0z4nxn87ttcajzgpvmdsdazsxv5rcdv

-poorfag

>> No.24474090

>>>/pol/294296033


>>24474002
JIC you want a good laugh

>> No.24474106

>>24473087
>>24473168
Hello Jojo

>> No.24474160

>>24473087
Pretty sure I saw this in some asian movie

>> No.24474440

>>24473087
Be in the air for a month on an expensive rented private jet, or rent an expensive yacht and sail around the word, and of course whichever you chose use expensive prostitutes, have lunch at the most expensive restaurants while your plane is being refueled. Maybe rent celebrities as your private entertainers, they can bill you as giving speaches. Offer all the 30 mill to an A-list celeb female of your choice, to have sex with you while livestreaming it for the public in a country where prostitution is legal, and she would have to tell everyone she is doing it for the money, so you'd have proof and witnesses of the money being spent on a service. Gamble if allowed.
>Anyways, I gave you the basics, rent expensive stuff and pay for expensive survices from people.
I could spend 30 mill with the same rules in way less than a month. Too bad only uncreative fucks like you get offers like this.

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24474534

>>24473087
It's a trap! in the end it will turn out the 30 million WAS your inheritance and by being greedy and spending it all in the hopes of getting more, you proved you never deserved the 30 million in the first place.

>> No.24474890

>>24473087
how much does it cost to build a satellite and send it up to space? do you really own it as an asset if its in space? think of the things you could do with your own personal satellite anon. It could be glorious.

>> No.24474956

>>24474160
Pretty sure you were born after 1990

>> No.24475116

>go to binance
>click otc trading
>buy 30mil of monero
>*****
>no money

alternatively
>buy nano
>pamp the price to double digits

>> No.24475147

>>24473087
buy art or software

>> No.24475197

>>24473087
You could pay fuck a few celebrities, do that. It's all about the stories you get to tell

>> No.24475212

>>24473087
buy toys, mtg and other bullshit.

>> No.24475984
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24475984

>find agency
>ask them to create ad campaign for something stupid and hilarious, that traps arent gay for example
>spend rest of the money buying ads everywhere you can, TV, facebook, ny times square

>> No.24476005

>>24475984
You can also find some celebrity, pay him few mils to be in your new ad.

>> No.24476080

>>24475147
Art is an asset.

>> No.24476095

>>24473087
I can give you a receipt for my financial consultancy services. Should set you back a cool $30 million.

>> No.24476133

>>24473087
https://mortarinvestments.eu/Tanks
Buy tanks, they are tools.

>> No.24476137

Spend $30 million in my shitty mobile app

>> No.24476818

>>24473087
Hookers & cocaine.