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24532828 No.24532828 [Reply] [Original]

The leader of my group told me my business professor told her I had really bad body language in our fake interview. All I did was sit in a relaxed fashion. How do business people want you to sit?

>> No.24532866

>>24532828
They want you to show dominance anon. Next class just bitch slap your prof and teabag him in front of class. Guaranteed you get the job.

>> No.24532881

>>24532828
emulate mark manson

>> No.24532902

>>24532828
Fuck that bro. Business people are all pseudo-intellectuals. They think they’re smart but are truly butthurt the retard next door made more money then them off their retard idea. Additionally they’re mad the autistic guy outperforms them in every aspect Including dick size. Seriously fuck that professor, bet they’re some cunt.
>t. Fourth year business admin student.

>> No.24532919

>>24532828
Think of a chad you know. Sit in front of a mirror and act like him.

>> No.24532921

>>24532828
You think business can be taught in school? All shes doing is taking a jab at the fact you dont do squats. Sorry bro women tell hard truths maybe try hitting a deadlift or bench sometime

>> No.24532941

>>24532828
It's a woman, bro. She's just intimidated by you.

>> No.24532942
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24532942

Like this OP. It will do you wonders.

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>> No.24533272

>>24532828
They want you to sit with ass cheeks spread.

>> No.24533497

Move your hands when you talk. Works well for me.

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24533541

>>24532866
checked
>>24532828
you could always emulate the man himself, OP

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24533560

He had some real swag

>> No.24533561
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24533561

You don't sit, you squat while hovering ~5cm above the chair. Bitches will just get wet from being in the same room as you.

>> No.24533592

>>24532902
Unironically this. A lot of "business" people are just larpers who like the sound of their own voice, and will say a whole lot of nothing in an attempt to sound smart.

>> No.24533617

>>24533541
actually, thas kind of how I sit

>> No.24533907

>>24533617
maybe you need the armband then