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24553824 No.24553824 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>year is 2030
>I get home from my wagecuck job tending to the government run bug farms
>i take my mask off and look at my iphone 69
>*300 FedBucks have been deposited into your cuckbase account, anon*
>"great, just enough to get an Uber to work tomorrow"
>turn on tv
>reruns of the trans woman of color Olympics start playing
>sigh and turn it to nickelodeon and pull my pants down
*BREAKING NEWS*
>emperor Kamala Harris has just announced that they found the gay frog using a hardware wallet without providing kyc to the federal reserve
>ohfucktheyknow.webm
>i try to pull my pants up
>glowniggers bust in before i have a chance to hide my ledger under the floorboards
>my wife and government mandated adopted mulatto children start screaming
>they take me to the squad car
>"sergey will be pleased when he heres the news"
>mfw i didnt make it to the citadel

>> No.24554900

why doesnt anyone like my greentext

>> No.24554941

>>24553824
based and fuck sirgay we were all meant to be in this together

>> No.24554950

>>24554900
>>24553824
nice green text anon here's your (you) buy PNK good sirs

>> No.24554953

>>24554900
checked fren i thought it was pretty funny but i have a hard time relating as a 2017 iron handed OG

>> No.24555039
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24555039

>>24553824

>> No.24555097

>>24553824
Love your greentext' critique of society

>> No.24555488

>>24553824
Pretty good

>> No.24555738

>>24553824
Trash green text

>> No.24555797

>>24553824
The worse shit is that stuff like this will unironically happen in the usa.

The republicans created a police state to deal with terrorism succesfuly and now the leftists are going to get to use it in all of it's power to enforce their insane agendas.