/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.24586584]

CHINA BOOMING!

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

OLD:
>>24583282

[Anonymous No.24586606]

buy HPE

[Anonymous No.24586645]

>>24586606
Should have bought it before earnings report.

[Anonymous No.24586659]

>>24586645
I did. And I'm still buying.

[Anonymous No.24586680]

quads for Fuck Chinks

[Anonymous No.24586688]

>>24586680
>>24586666

[Anonymous No.24586696]

>>24586688
Rough go. At least I tried.

checked hitler dubs.

[Anonymous No.24586769]

Everyone is just joking about investing in Gamestop, right? Aren't they bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.24586788]

any canadian steel anons have thoughts on STLC? seems like the best CAD play on steel

[Anonymous No.24586797]

>>24586769
No they aren't. They kept saying they were but never did, and now they turned around.

[Anonymous No.24586852]

>>24586584
I'm visiting from WSB. I come in peace. I need to give you valuable information that will make you rich. Trust me when I tell you to go all in on $BB. IF YOU DON'T, I HOPE YOU AN HERO, YOU FAGGOTS. $BB is at least a ten bagger.

[Anonymous No.24586891]

>>24586852
How? they have nothing other than security nobody buys their phones anymore should i place a call for February?

[Anonymous No.24586909]

AirBNB or Doordash? Neither?

[Anonymous No.24586928]

>>24586909
I dont even know how Air BnB is still alive. Doordash is probably fine even though they lose money, but because lock downs and tech they probably have potential.

[Anonymous No.24586931]

>>24586909
i like doordash but i aint paying 75 dollarinos for fucking tesla in 2010 or amazon in 1997

fucking really 75 dollars

[Anonymous No.24586935]

what strategies do people use for SPY options?

[Anonymous No.24586945]

>>24586931
What is their market cap though?

[Anonymous No.24586956]

>>24586935
Wrong question. You should be asking yourself what your goals are and then pick the strategy that aligns with those goals.

[Anonymous No.24586979]

>>24586956
maybe a better question would be why do people always recommend SPY for options e.g. theta gang? is it just because of high liquidity?

[Anonymous No.24587008]

>>24586979
Because it has the most traded options, the best spreads, the most expiration dates available, and its a broad market ETF.

[Anonymous No.24587017]

>>24587008
thanks

[Anonymous No.24587022]

>>24587017
Btw, that doesn't mean its the best for you! Again that depends on your goals.

[Anonymous No.24587027]

>>24586979
and better spreads

[Anonymous No.24587054]

>>24586891
Their deal with Amazon is bigger than you think. They are no longer a phone company. They are a software company. Look at Intuit, Adobe and Shopify. I'm not joking when i say it's a ten bagger. I've already made 100% returns in a single day. Get them tendies.

[Anonymous No.24587064]

>>24586584
How do I get rich

[Anonymous No.24587076]

>>24587064
Just make money.

[Anonymous No.24587080]

>>24586584
YouTube and reddit still isn’t talking about clf

[Anonymous No.24587086]

>>24587080
What's the fair value for CLF?

[Anonymous No.24587105]

>>24587054
So you place a call or did you just buy in at current price?

[Anonymous No.24587108]

>>24587080
Because its a scam.

[Anonymous No.24587119]

>>24587064
save 30% of income
50% of folio in stable shit
50% in meme plays that you swing for days or weeks

[Anonymous No.24587131]

>>24587108
How? Clf just built a new plant in Toledo Ohio and it's soon to be up and running it will be a loss on profits until production starts but that's soon

[Anonymous No.24587134]

>>24586931
You know share prices don’t matter right

[Anonymous No.24587139]

>>24587119
What blue chips would you say are the most stable?

[Anonymous No.24587140]

>>24587131
Shhhhhh

[Anonymous No.24587162]

>>24587086
FAT STACKS

[Anonymous No.24587166]

>>24586909
Neither. All in on ROBLOX.

Doordash, since 30%-50% of retail spaces got BTFO and soon they'll all be cooking out of their homes.

[Anonymous No.24587190]

>>24587166
when does RBLX IPO get released? I want to fall on my sword smiling

[Anonymous No.24587191]

>>24587139
Not blue chips

do total market ETFs
If we weren't at a sketchy ATH I would say just load up on 2x total market etfs (Leafs have one called HQU) but buying leveraged etfs at market highs can be really really sketchy. case in point TQQQ buyers from a day before 2008 crash didn't recover for like a decade or something like that.

If you wanna go full pussy bogleheads with like VTSAX then yeah you can get rich it's just gonna take you 30 years. If you can swing yourself to 6 digits though you can cut down on that time by a lot.

[Anonymous No.24587238]

>>24587190
no release date yet

so SoonTM

[Anonymous No.24587253]

>>24587131
>>24587140
They are at 5 year highs, why would it keep going up?

[Anonymous No.24587259]

Guys rate my portfolio? How long until I reach $50?

[Anonymous No.24587281]

>>24587259
Top diversifying there anon

[Anonymous No.24587284]

>>24587259
Can you even pay the bills to keep the screen on like that?

[Anonymous No.24587309]

Does anyone else here hate cryptofags? How do they sleep with their portfolio ALL in fucking crypto. Especially this retarded investing in literally who coins

I don’t want to share a board with these retards. Buying a shitcoin ok buying bitcoin dips okay but wtf

[Anonymous No.24587314]

>>24587259
what the actual poor fuck

[Anonymous No.24587324]

>>24587259
was that 22 cent loss today crippling for you?

[Anonymous No.24587339]

>>24587309
they sleep because in their mind, those coins are little lottery tickets, just getting ready to sprout up, and cash out. I think most are newfags driven in from reddit and found crypto, then pajeet shilled them. Chances are one they pic will make actually them some money too. Dont be jealous anon. BTC looking kinda stable.

[Anonymous No.24587344]

>>24587259
>fractional shares of penny stocks

why

[Anonymous No.24587375]

>>24587339
Hey lil Donnie. I just shit on my keyboard and pissed in my milk. What you going to say no you little bitch?

[Anonymous No.24587377]

>>24587253
Because steel price is up from the steel shortage and other factors (they own ak steel) they also mine their own iron so every part of their manufacturing process is controlled by them

[Anonymous No.24587378]

>>24587108
How is it a scam it’s over a 100 year old company in the USA
Hate the obnoxious fag that spams not the company

[Anonymous No.24587379]

>>24586909
SMG aint feeling either. We all already know which ipo to buy. NAK

[Anonymous No.24587384]

>>24587259
all in on some 0.00001c OTC stock

[Anonymous No.24587389]

>>24587379

NAK isn't doing an IPO though..?

[Anonymous No.24587404]

>>24586909
AirBnB is going public because they are imploding and need the money. They'll start at +50$ per share. Literal retarded investment

[Anonymous No.24587413]

>>24586584
what's with the explosion image and "china booming"?
i can't find news about any explosion recently.

[Anonymous No.24587427]

>>24587379
NAK

[Anonymous No.24587430]

>>24587413
thats the nuclear reactor you numnuts how have you never seen that vid

>>24587389
Yeah buy NAK ipo.

[Anonymous No.24587454]

>>24587339
How do they invest in literally who coins

[Anonymous No.24587463]

>>24587309
>Does anyone else here hate cryptofags?
Everyone.

[Anonymous No.24587469]

>>24587454
fucking get crypto the fuck out of this thread and go ask those retard schizos

[Anonymous No.24587489]

>>24587108

[Anonymous No.24587495]

>>24587105
I bought options, weeklies to be exact. I'm probably going to take profits on Monday and buy leaps.

[Anonymous No.24587502]

>>24587309
they don't sleep because if they do they might get rugpulled by the scams they are invested in at any moment

[Anonymous No.24587505]

>>24587309
My brother in law cashed out his house with crypto
He legitimately made 200k and paid off everything on his house he has the deed now and only needs to pay property tax.

[Anonymous No.24587531]

>>24587505
This is what gets tards hooked, for every success story theres ten losers.

[Anonymous No.24587546]

>>24587379
When smg isn’t feeling it
The stock quietly moons without anyone mentioning it here like unity

[Anonymous No.24587561]

>>24587531
Ten thousand if you include the normie retards that bought bitcoin at ath

[Anonymous No.24587563]

>>24587064
HRT + OnlyFans = $$$

[Anonymous No.24587565]

>>24587531
He is probably smarter than 99% of crypto fags he quits while he was ahead
Just pay off his and done.

[Anonymous No.24587568]

What's stopping Google from stomping PLTR? We all know they have more resources and edge in RND

[Anonymous No.24587575]

>>24587404

what the fuck does share price matter?
If they issue just one share then I can buy the entire company for 50 dollars, a deal I'll gladly take.

[Anonymous No.24587596]

>>24587505
So have people with options. I’d rather bet on companies making billion of dollars and in the news and shit then literal no purpose coins that are just a pump dump

[Anonymous No.24587602]

>>24587495
Put or call for the yearly?

[Anonymous No.24587614]

>>24587561
God damm I hate 15 year old me for spending my money I made in my part time job in highschool on airshit instead of btc.
It’s not like I didn’t know btc existed back then it was 12 dollars each
But I honestly only wanted to buy shit off the dark net.

[Anonymous No.24587615]

>>24587596

cool, make a thread about it.
don't talka bout crypto here you idiot, soon the crypto-fags will invade this thread and defend their positions which will mean the ONLY crpyto free thread on the entire board is gone.

DO NOT TALK ABOUT CRYPTO IN SMG
YOU IDIOTS.

[Anonymous No.24587631]

>>24587615
Fuck off you virgin suck a dick

[Mohamed No.24587635]

هذا الموقع جميل جدا اتمنى العمل معك

[Anonymous No.24587639]

>>24587575
High stock price is good for institutions and low stock price is good for idiots on robinhood but it really does not matter for a retail investor

[Anonymous No.24587643]

>>24587631

just fuck off you idiot, you get 100 different threads to talk about crypto if you feel like it. get the fuck out of this one.
absolute shit for brains.

[SadBell No.24587658]

smg i'm not feeling good, I mis this girl and I don't have enough money to take her out to a lot of places because most of my capital is in stocks or other investments. I'm saving money because I want to be able to send my children to college if I ever have any. But how will I ever marry and have children if I keep hording my money like a jew. I don't have a problem spending money on dates, it just feels like the amount of money you have to spend to impress a girl or to make her feel special has gotten more and more over time. I still believe that spending money on socialisation is an investment, but over the years it just feels like the return on investment isn't worth it anymore. It just feels like the money I am making on the stock market isn't worth it anymore, and that I'm starting to do it more because its fun and addicting and because of my original goal. Anyone else feel the same?

[Anonymous No.24587661]

>>24587643
Get therapy and talk to a girl you fucking loser it was on god damn post

[Anonymous No.24587678]

>>24587575
AirBNB's financials are TSLA without the tax credits.
>>24587658
Go on dates that aren't about spending money, copypasta bro.

[Anonymous No.24587681]

>>24587568
Good question. Would like to see my GOOG pumped above 2000
Which will probably happen anyway lol

[Anonymous No.24587682]

>>24587658
Don’t have kids retard

[Anonymous No.24587690]

>>24587615
Relax man, it's Sunday, market is closed.

[Anonymous No.24587717]

Guys I'm seriously afraid right now, I've stayed awake literally watching all my stocks for the last 2 days and none of them have moved a single cent. I think it's a really bad sign that not a soul is buying or selling anything at all, at least not enough for any change whatsoever. Is this the sign of the biggest crash yet, or are people preparing for a huge pump somewhere? I'm also fearful that this might have to do with another lockdown situation, especially since a lockdown will happen this week if a stimulus doesn't pass? But I'm not so sure about that.

[Anonymous No.24587746]

>>24587631
How about you go fuck yourself? There are anons in /smg/ with crypto in their portfolios but we come here to talk about anything else because cryptards slide non-crypto threads and shit the board with pointless threads about shitcoins in the hopes that some poor retard will buy your bags. Redditfags and stocktwats cause enough damage in these threads and crypto only makes it worse. Wanna talk crypto? make a fucking thread about it or shut the fuck up and learn a thing or two from the boomers here. Cunt

[Anonymous No.24587753]

>>24587495
good lord I would've when she was young

[Anonymous No.24587767]

>>24587746
I asked why people buy crypto instead of stocks and I’m not reading the rest of that autistic shit

[Anonymous No.24587769]

>>24587717
wtf, mine havent moved either

[Anonymous No.24587783]

Bullish?

[Anonymous No.24587800]

>>24587717
>>24587769
European markets are the same. I think they are expecting developments after JP's speech today

[Anonymous No.24587808]

>>24587430
do you have the video?

[Anonymous No.24587820]

>>24587783
>>24586584
Bruh how did these people buy blackberry as soon as amazon bought it. How the fuck do I get that quick? AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24587822]

>>24587661

It wasn't, when you compare crypto to stocks you attract the cypto retards who will start arguing in favour of crypto against stocks and then voila, the only non-crypto thread is dead.

if you mention crypto, you are off-topic unless you are talking about buying crypto-mining stocks.
I have nothing against you but people have to keep in mind that if you shit on crypto in here you will kill this thread.

[Anonymous No.24587836]

>>24586584
>>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
>https://biopharmcatalyst.com


I'm new. As a doctor of medicine, it would only be reasonable for me to invest in pharmaceutical companies. But where can I buy IPOs?

also lol for
>Links for Bulls
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

[Anonymous No.24587838]

>>24587822
They’re not even going to see it go jack off or something

[Anonymous No.24587843]

>>24587568

https://thenextweb.com/artificial-intelligence/2019/12/11/report-palantir-took-over-project-maven-the-military-ai-program-too-unethical-for-google/

[Anonymous No.24587849]

>>24587767
They do it because they think there is huge upside potential and believe they are early. Also most of them areabsolute poorfags with 0 literacy in financial markets. Combine it with their limited knowledge about technology and easily impressionable brains you have a bunch of losers with inflated ego.
>t. projector of all of the above

Sorry for raging before, I'm just in a bad mood atm

[Anonymous No.24587851]

>>24587800
Wtf I've noticed this too but I thought its because the markets are closed on saturday-sunday

[Anonymous No.24587856]

>>24587767
People buy crypto because they're hopeful retards wanting to get rich quick and buying into the lure that "this is the one," the new currency to replace the old, "surely we're early."

[Anonymous No.24587866]

>>24587851
Ofc that's why you doofus. I was just acting retarded. I was hoping the other two were joking too

[Anonymous No.24587893]

>nigger, cuck, faggot, chink - I couldn’t believe how these guys talked!

[Anonymous No.24587902]

[Anonymous No.24587964]

>>24587902
Sad. Not a single good looking girl in the bunch.

A Palantir chad would be disgusted by all the 3D pigs and walk out with his robotically engineered cat girl

[Anonymous No.24587974]

>>24587849
That’s what I’m saying. They don’t know shit about finances and instead of learning they just spend years reading about useless shit.

Like amazon buys blackberry and it skyrockets that makes sense. People are forced to stay home and amazon skyrockets that makes sense. Plus options have the same risk but pay off faster

[Anonymous No.24587992]

>>24587964

Mental illness: the post

[Anonymous No.24588003]

>>24587820
You need glowie help for that

[Anonymous No.24588015]

>>24587992
He's right though, the only one remotely attractive is the dark girl in the glasses. I also like her shirt.

[Anonymous No.24588025]

>>24587746
>>24587849
>>24587974
Cope Linklets

[Anonymous No.24588026]

im 27 i would like to start investing but i dont want to care daily about market, news etc.
So i was just thinking about buying an ETF and just hold it for like 20 years +
Where should i put my money
>S&P
>Dow
>brkb
>ark

Any advice for a brainlet?

[Anonymous No.24588031]

>>24587964
Based Palantir chad.

[Anonymous No.24588033]

>>24588026
Yeah just pile money away in etfs while you learn how the market works and slowly invest into riskier shit while you learn

[Anonymous No.24588034]

>>24587783
Yes I know I live in Cali it’s a dystopian shithole
People were lining up outside of barber shops and police are roaming the streets looking for businesses to fine
We had a light lockdown before no one outside after 10pm and before 5 am

[Anonymous No.24588040]

>>24587964
slime girls are better. and fox girls.

[Anonymous No.24588046]

>>24588034
Oh no I live in paradise and it has reasonable rules

[Anonymous No.24588048]

Is there a way for robinhood to absorb my webull stocks? Should I even?

[Anonymous No.24588049]

>>24587974
It's the novelty factor that can also be seen in some tech companies as well. Most of these scams use fancy buzzwords and try to sell some cutting edge technology making us retards who buy into these scams feel like we get in early. Some companies in traditional markets do this too but not to the extent most crypto scams do it. The past years rugpulls that flooded the board is a prime example. Also that's why we avoid talking anything crypto-related>>24588025

[Anonymous No.24588063]

>>24588033
Also Berkshire is the most defensive and crash proof I think

[Anonymous No.24588065]

>>24588015
He is right and the 3dpd in >>24587902's pic are cheerleader effect in full force. You also have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.24588082]

can we talk about the oil rally? i read some news that didnt sound good for oil on thursday cant remember what it was though, then friday rolls around, my oil position jumped 16%.
where does it go from here into next week? im thinking bigly green all week.

[Anonymous No.24588105]

>>24588046
God damm you must live in even shittier place then.
Only coastal California is nice.
Unless you wanna live with wild spiclets

[Anonymous No.24588112]

>>24588082

And piggybacking off of this, is now a good time to dump oil since it is guaranteed to be an extinct industry in like 6 years?

[Anonymous No.24588115]

>>24587783
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.24588127]

>>24588115
Probably this it was announced on Thursday so it’s not like it will effect the market much if at all.

[Anonymous No.24588133]

Tell me why I shouldn't go all in on VOO

[Anonymous No.24588141]

>>24588133
you are 8 months too late

[Anonymous No.24588156]

>>24588048
Why in the hell would you switch from webull to robinhood?

[Anonymous No.24588163]

>>24588105
All of California is a paradise. I live in fucking rural Canada where it’s fucking cold all day no one around not even a Walmart 7 hours to a city. I HATE MY
LIFE HOW DOES ANYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT CALIFORNIA

[Anonymous No.24588167]

>>24588026
ARKK is arguably the greatest etf right now.

[Anonymous No.24588180]

>>24588156

-Don't like the chinese
-No fractional shares
-Too many complicated lines and numbers
-User interface sucks
-I get dopamine rushes watching dividends come in and pending dividends, Webull sucks for that

[Anonymous No.24588182]

>>24588167
Wrong moon is

I cant believe that retard sold moon for pltr lol

[Anonymous No.24588207]

>>24588167
right now..

I heard that theres some internal struggle between ark's early investors and ark's management.

[Anonymous No.24588212]

>>24588163
Anyone who says that hasn’t seen the massive problem homeless people cause in California.

[Anonymous No.24588247]

>>24588212
Dude everyone here lives in broken down shacks that are 20 miles apart from each other with nothing but fields and snow. Being homeless in California is BETTER. you can get a roommate in California and a job easy as fuck unless you’re a retard or schizophrenic meth user

[Anonymous No.24588252]

>>24588112
construction industry still uses steam cranes. ngmi

[Anonymous No.24588288]

>>24588207
You mean between the founder/CEO of ARK, Cathie Wood, and a group trying to gain majority ownership of her company. It's not a problem as long as she is still managing the funds and the underlining stocks have inherent value so news of her departure wouldn't drop the price much beyond the NAV.
>>24588182
Cringe. Moon is full of shit hype stocks that have a much higher chance to drop significantly.

[Anonymous No.24588293]

>>24588252
Yeah oil will still exist, just like some people still buy vinyl discs. But it will be ravaged so hard that anyone who has owned a stock now and doesn't dump it will lose 95% of value.

[Anonymous No.24588300]

>>24588288
They replace the stocks of its gonna tank

[Anonymous No.24588316]

I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO BUY OPTIONS AND IT WAS FUCKING FRIDAY AT 330 AFTER CLF MOONED I FUCKING HATE THESE GOD DAMN BROKERS AND WEEKENDS

[Anonymous No.24588387]

Is uranium a good investment for about 10 years? I'm talking about the Global X ETF

[Anonymous No.24588455]

>>24588387
Look at single tickers like UUUU, 0ZQ, and CCJ. Not like there is many options in that space (which is the point)

[Anonymous No.24588488]

>>24588387
Steel industry. They’re using steel for the environment and energy now and the government is buying huge fucking contracts and the iron price and steel shortage shit too on top of it.

[Anonymous No.24588526]

>>24588387
I think you'd be better off buying something like $ICLN.

Honestly though, nobody really knows a damn thing about these weird metals.

[Anonymous No.24588539]

>>24588526
Isn't that already "mooned"? Won't there be an correction coming?

[Anonymous No.24588547]

I request all investors to visit Palantir’s website and read about some of the projects they handled and their way of working. The conventional analysis of comparing with software companies sales, price earning will fail here. Their way of working is totally different from existing companies and they are a disruptive force as they are both in software and consultancy. Example
Florence hurricane . ( North and South Carolina). Team Rubicon used Palantir Gotham’s Operations Module so the National Operations Center and Field Teams could collaborate on planning and executing six consecutive operations. They combined publicly available flood data with weather information and social vulnerability census data to find the communities in greatest need. In the field, Team Rubicon Incident Command and volunteers used data to manage operations: from triaging incoming help requests, to dispatching assessment and work teams, and producing sharable daily metrics and reports. With Palantir Gotham, Team Rubicon used data to marshal resources faster, to those most in need.
The institution are piling up into the stock. The number of articles in seeking alpha for this company may hit Guinness book of records. This company is going to do to software and computer consultancy what Amazon did to retail, or what the automobile industry did to horse drawn carriages. Be ready for a three figure stock price in two years and four figures thereafter.

[Anonymous No.24588576]

Anyone else asking for stocks for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.24588589]

Fuck niggers
Fuck jannies
Fuck women
Love green line
Love money
Love anime girls

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.24588592]

>>24588293
Found the zoomer who never traveled outside his state.

[Anonymous No.24588598]

>>24588488
Too. Late.

[Anonymous No.24588619]

>>24588539
It's been relatively gradual

[Anonymous No.24588636]

>>24588619
Ah, thanks. Would there be any single stocks one could just left to sit?

[Anonymous No.24588647]

>/smg/ wants to play the lockdown IPO instead of the vaccine/return to normal IPO
Where the fuck did you covid bears come from

[Anonymous No.24588687]

>>24588598
They just started using it for green energy

[Anonymous No.24588737]

>>24588387
No, uranium bad and gets in the way of my gold mining. Don't you think about transporting it to my planet either.
>t. Terl the Psychlo

[Anonymous No.24588753]

I see a lot of debate which is cool. but will someoen tell me what to buy to get rich

[Anonymous No.24588767]

We are at the top of the bubble

[Anonymous No.24588780]

[Anonymous No.24588786]

>retards didn't buy HCAC
>missing another spac bomb

Keep being poor then.

[Anonymous No.24588788]

>>24586584
Reddit is talking about APHA. It already mooned however it's at 92% Buy. What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.24588794]

>>24588767
Why are women worthless

[Anonymous No.24588832]

>>24588767
yes, the bottom bubble

[Anonymous No.24588841]

>>24588786
Nigger there is a SPAC either merging or announcing a target every week, buy any SPAC and you will make money.

[Anonymous No.24588849]

>>24588788
Bit late for cannabis plays but at this point you can make a play for legalisation news provided you sell at the right time.

[Anonymous No.24588869]

CLF Chads Report

[Anonymous No.24588877]

>>24588841
Wrong. There are tons of spacs that don't move

[Anonymous No.24588903]

>>24588180
Webull has premarket and after hours afaik so that's more than enough if you want to trade

[Anonymous No.24588988]

If I bought 10k worth of Berkshire Hathaway in 1990 I’d have 500k by now.

How do I do that now? What do I buy that gives me half a million? That’s 10k a year for FREE

[Anonymous No.24589011]

>>24588988
Green energy ETF maybe?

I'm looking to enter there next week

[Anonymous No.24589022]

>>24589011
>>24588988
I second green energy ETF but there's a big chance it tanks if oil comes back.

[Anonymous No.24589071]

>>24589022
I'm quite new to this and haven't looked into oil at all being a newbie in covid clown world, but I've noticed here in Germany that the price of diesel has skyrocketed recently.

Last month it was 95 euro cents for a litre and now its €1.15

Is that bullish for oil? Do oil stocks match the price of fuel

[Anonymous No.24589119]

>>24589011
>>24589022

What green energy ETF are you guys looking at? ICLN?

[Anonymous No.24589120]

>>24588869
Here, here

[Anonymous No.24589139]

Oh no no no Supreme Leader bros, we got too cocky

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-supreme-leader-khamenei-hands-power-to-son-due-to-health-report-651268

>Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei may have transferred power to his son amid concerns over his declining health, Iranian journalist Momahad Ahwaze reported Saturday.

>Taking to Twitter, Ahwaze wrote in Arabic that sources in Iran were concerned regarding the 81-year-old leader's health, and those close to him are reportedly "very concerned" over his deteriorating condition

[Anonymous No.24589146]

Frens, when will BABA recover?
Thinking about taking the L on my short puts or just keep rolling this until I am right...

[Anonymous No.24589148]

>>24588163
Rural canada is the tits. Only problem is liquor and food prices are fucked

[Anonymous No.24589158]

My boomer mother has about 100k worth of real estate (without remaining debt) and 100k in cash and stocks.
>MFW I hear she kept 25k in some shitty stocks for 10 years, +-0 gains
Is investing them in QQQJ and ICLN too risky?

[Anonymous No.24589175]

>>24589158
Also, she isn't sure what she wants to do with the remaining 75k. I thought about just throwing them into SPY but it's kinda expensive with new highs right?

[Anonymous No.24589198]

>>24589119
Yeah, that's the one available to me on T212

[Anonymous No.24589204]

>>24589139
I miss Tehran. Turkish quality for Indian prices.
Pretty ok, ngl.
>>24589146
>Selling BABA because it went down a bit after a meteoric rise instead of just buying more
Tomorrow some fuck is asking what Stop Loss I have on MSFT.

[Anonymous No.24589206]

>>24587843
Based pltr

[Anonymous No.24589223]

>>24589175
It will always seem expensive. Appreciating/inflating assets will always be hitting ATHs. SPY removes the possibility of micromanaging your way into a loss and requires little oversight. And its one of the few asset classes left outside of real estate.
Is it fucking stupid that the everyday joe or jill has to play in the casino now with their life savings so they can retire before death? Yea, but that is by the Fed's DESIGN

[Anonymous No.24589249]

>>24589158
>kept €5k in some boomer managed fund for 16 years because my dad helped me set it up as a kid
>mfw 0% return
Love my dad though, gonna go for a surprise visit later today.

[Anonymous No.24589267]

>>24589204
Donnie signing and pumping the delisting law on twitter (even if BABA will probably never be delisted in 3y time) has me scared I may need to hold 200 shares for a while until they break even...

[Anonymous No.24589274]

Ok I wanna start buying boomer shit and forget it exists. Should I do blue chip stocks or an etf?

[Anonymous No.24589281]

>>24589249
What time is it in europe right now? It's 6:56am here and I'm taking a shit tired but full of insomnia. I always think time zones are weird because I imagine its the middle of the day right now for you.

[Anonymous No.24589288]

>>24589274
TQQQ

[Anonymous No.24589291]

>>24589281
12:57 CET

[Anonymous No.24589299]

>>24589288
Anon...

[Anonymous No.24589301]

>>24589281
Amsterdam, 1 P.M. Wish you many sleepies and cheapies buddy!

[Anonymous No.24589306]

>>24589281
Almost 13 bongs here

[Anonymous No.24589327]

>>24589291
What country? I know this isnt stock related but I'm watching bald and bankrupt now so I'm feeling interested in other countries.

[Anonymous No.24589332]

>AHT has dividends, was 7% but seems to have went down to 3%?
What's with this thing's history of going up and down? Over the course of 10 years from 2008 until now it went from $70 to $8 back $90 and now it's... $3.
I can't find anything that would cause this, it doesn't seem to match up to the timeline of the real estate boom and crash. Is it just a shit stock that got lucky once or twice?

[Anonymous No.24589338]

>>24589301
Lucky dog, prostitution is legal there isn't it? I would be a turbo coomer if I lived there.

[Anonymous No.24589339]

>>24589204
Iran seems like such a nice country (great food too). Shame geopolitics are what they are.

[Anonymous No.24589362]

>>24589267
Ffs
They are memeing that "delisting" since 2005. You just buy the dip 2 days in and it keeps rising. And that happens every three months.
>Some idiot starved for attention wants to give a buying opportunity to his friends and proposes bill
>"ANONS, CHINA STOCKS WILL BE BANNED!! SELL!"
>-5% day
>Banks and rich people scoop up the retail Fudders
>One day later
>+5%
>Bill gets defeated for the 800th time
>+2%
>Three months go by, start at step 1

How are people able to lose money here? It's like a clockwork. It's like caveman running around panicking about the thunder for the 500th time.

[Anonymous No.24589366]

>>24589339
I watched a video of mark wiens when he went there and the image that america gives iran compared to the reality is pretty jarring. Stock tip, get into airlines.

[Anonymous No.24589370]

>>24589281
12:05 bong time

[Anonymous No.24589388]

>>24589338
I don't smoke, drink, do drugs or sleep around.

[Anonymous No.24589390]

>>24589370
It's about time for you to be having a sausage roll and a pint isn't it. Why do bongs eat so many sausages? Not that I have a problem with that.

[Anonymous No.24589403]

>>24589339
Friendliest people you will ever find just after Afghanistan.

The view of the west on their people is sad to see, as shit as their gouvernment is.

[Anonymous No.24589451]

>>24589388
That's kind of boring anon seeing how you live in the land of hedonism.

[Anonymous No.24589464]

>>24589332
Wait I concluded that the crash from 70 to 8 was from the last global crisis.

Although the cause of the crisis was different, aren't we in one now too? Anyone think this will go from $3 back to $90 in a few years, or is that a pipe dream? I still can't tell if they crashed due to the pandemic or just shit fundamentals and the pandemic was the last straw.

[Anonymous No.24589490]

>>24589390
I have already downed half a bottle of Jack Daniels but as a non-brit I can't answer your question but sausages are fucking tasty.
>inb4 JD is a peasant drink
I'm no fucking royalty

[Anonymous No.24589494]

>>24589249
>Still pay in a fund I have at my bank since I was a wee lad of 18 years
>Cancel it some time ago
>-2000€ in seven years
T-Thanks Sparkasse
>>24589301
Amsterdam is nice. The center is overrun with "weed lmao" Germans all weekend though

[Anonymous No.24589553]

>>24589490
I'm not here to judge I drink keystone light.

[Anonymous No.24589572]

>>24589370
>12:05 bong time
12 bongs 5 bings*

t. I am fluent in British English.

[Anonymous No.24589583]

>>24589327
Netherlands.

[Anonymous No.24589598]

Does anyone know what ETF I buy to short SX7E?

[Anonymous No.24589618]

>>24589553
>>24589490
Just wanted to grab a beer as well and noticed I accidentally bought one alcohol free one.
Never had one and I gotta tell you, it tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.24589622]

>>24589494
Amsterdam is an expensive bankrupt shithole overrun by asshole tourists and immigrants, run by corrupt communists. Fuck Amsterdam and fuck the AEX.

[Anonymous No.24589677]

>>24589622
Compared to other Euro capitals it's great. You've been to Berlin or Bucharest? Now that is proper shitholery.

[Anonymous No.24589680]

>>24589618

[Anonymous No.24589735]

>>24589618
I've never had an alcohol free beer and absolutely refuse to try one.

[Anonymous No.24589756]

>>24588647
>Not wanting an economic collapse to buy the generational dip and hold forever
We are Doom Bulls, not gay bears.

[Anonymous No.24589761]

>>24589735
Get an american beer, it'll be close enough

[Anonymous No.24589785]

GA NAAR JE PA FLIKKER

[Anonymous No.24589786]

BOTY BOTY
BOTY BOTY

[Anonymous No.24589799]

>>24589761
American beer is for full day binge drinking. Can't do that with stronger european beers.

[Anonymous No.24589842]

ok cool alcohol but how about AHT

[Anonymous No.24589856]

>>24589756
>Not wanting an economic collapse to buy the generational dip and hold forever
Lmao you missed it retard, do your charts not go back to March?

[Anonymous No.24589863]

>>24587191

>My Mother retired a four years ago.
>In addition to her pension she also put $25,000 in a 401K.
>Since she's a woman, she chose the 'safest' option AKA less than 1% return a year.
>I put all of it in a Total Market ETF on May 8th and it's already at 16%.
>Mom is impressed and gave me 10 good boy points.

Feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.24589899]

>>24589680
>>24589735
Tasted like puke. I took one sip and poured it into the toilet

[Anonymous No.24590025]

Does anyone know ANTHYING about PDC?

[Anonymous No.24590039]

>>24589899
You did well m8. Now go to your nearest off-license and join me bc I feel bad for being drunk at 1 PM shitposting here. Also buy RR

[Anonymous No.24590049]

>>24587568
Google hasn't had the ambition and will to do anything new outside whine about politics. Plus they are too comfortable. Thats why they missed crypto, pltr, social media etc.

[Anonymous No.24590069]

>>24590039
I still have some more and just opened one of these. Ok brand desu.

[Anonymous No.24590080]

>>24589494
> The center is overrun with "weed lmao" Germans all weekend though
You should pray that weed is not sold openly in Germany, otherwise Amsterdam will lose like +50% of tourists for sure.

[Anonymous No.24590084]

>>24587495
I bought 40 March 19 at $10 strike for .35 and sold at $3. Do I have paper hands?

[Anonymous No.24590095]

>>24587344

[Anonymous No.24590105]

>>24590069
>not supporting your local breweries
m8

[Anonymous No.24590110]

>>24589856
I bought in march. If you think that was the economic collapse you have brain damage

[Anonymous No.24590148]

>>24590049
Their biggest miss is that they didn't buy TSLA for 6 billion back in 2013 after Musk requested it. The deal was held up long enough for Tesla to squeak out a quarterly profit which sent their shares soaring and enabled them to raise capital again when they had just two weeks left of cash on hand.

[Anonymous No.24590151]

>>24587717
>>24587769
>>24587800
I just saw the exact same cat twice

[Anonymous No.24590185]

>>24590105
I also have one of these here from my town tbf

[Anonymous No.24590207]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.24590208]

>>24590185
mb I thought you were a britfag. You are forgiven Hans

[Anonymous No.24590209]

>>24587495
Is this a BOTY girl ?

[Anonymous No.24590211]

>>24590207
now check out DB

[Anonymous No.24590239]

>>24590105
>>24590185
Cider is much better than beer and I don't care if that hurts your feelings.

[Anonymous No.24590241]

>>24588589
love anime girls ???
gotta get that BOTY

[Anonymous No.24590268]

>>24586769
can you double or even triple your money with a bankrupt company? because that's what has happened so far for anyone in the $6-10 range.

[Anonymous No.24590277]

>>24590239
I agree but I'm a homo so take that as you will. What does your portfolio look like?

[Anonymous No.24590313]

>>24590268
>can you double or even triple your money with a bankrupt company?

[Anonymous No.24590320]

HTZ and and few other companies that went bankrupt made some gains afair. GME is far from bankrupt and I'm seething I didn't get in earlier
>>24590313
motherfucker beat me to it

[Anonymous No.24590327]

>>24590239
Too sweet.

[Anonymous No.24590371]

>>24586909
i feel bad for the retards who will pass on airbnb. they are literally retarded.

>the company will stop growing suddenly!
>e e everyone hates them!
>what is an asset light model??

[Anonymous No.24590388]

>>24587568
goog would sooner buy them

[Anonymous No.24590420]

>>24590239
btw since you are a ciderfag (You) should try Rekorderlig and Old Mout. Mango and lime respectively. Now tell me what kraut companies I should NOT buy into

[Anonymous No.24590428]

Hey alcoholfags
>>>/ck/15174720

[Anonymous No.24590451]

>>24590239
I'll take anything that makes me forget the pain and crushing nothingness of the lockdown.
>>24590208
Thanks, my liege

[Anonymous No.24590456]

>>24590277
Big boy portfolio is TSLA, ARKK, TQQQ. Meme portfolio is SRAC, NUMI, INAQ, THCB, CYBN, MMEDF, NUMI, and I'm a straight racist male(male) that has grown his portfolio from 10k in 2019 to 234k.
>>24590327
Yeah, I generally prefer dry cider but I don't know what brands are good because I've only ever drank the dry cider I made. I haven't made any in a few years because I always decide to cheap out and make sugar wine, literally water, sugar, and yeast, which I drink by itself or can run through a still to basically make moonshine. Still I generally prefer cannabis to alcohol and psychedelics to all three.

[Anonymous No.24590473]

not enough mention of Rolls Royce in here tbqh

[Anonymous No.24590485]

>>24590451
“When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.”

[Anonymous No.24590493]

>>24590473
rycey of rycef?

[Anonymous No.24590498]

>>24590428
I thought /ck/fags hated alcohol and banned alcohol threads. Also I detect some attitude coming from your post.

[Anonymous No.24590527]

>>24590498
Yeah this is a stock thread not a booze thread. A conversation quickie is tolerable but your alcoholism talk has been going on for an hour now.

[Anonymous No.24590549]

>>24588767
Yes.

[Anonymous No.24590576]

>>24590527
Oh shit my bad, I forgot you're the king of these threads. Is there any more rules we should follow your highness?

[Anonymous No.24590587]

>>24590527
It's the weekend and till futures open /SMG/ is an off-topic thread where you can talk about anything you like.

[Anonymous No.24590596]

>>24590456
>SRAC, MMEDF
Based, add AQB for mutant salmons

[Anonymous No.24590597]

>>24590576
Yes you can check them here:
https://4chan.org/rules

There are global rules as well as board-specific rules. /biz/ has 3, though rule #2 is pretty much a global rule anyway. You should take special note of rule #1 though.

[Anonymous No.24590601]

>>24590207
Downtrend

[Anonymous No.24590602]

>>24588455
Thats a big stock, UUUU.

[Anonymous No.24590615]

When you realize that they pump up/inflate the stock market on purpose and will crash it afterwards and the average person will lose all their wealth. Afterwards the people are more reliant on the government and they can take rights from the people and implement their system of choice.

[Anonymous No.24590636]

>>24590456
>no HCAC

ngmi

[Anonymous No.24590638]

>>24590493
Looks like RYCEY is the better choice if you're in the US.

[Anonymous No.24590659]

>>24588869
We are coming and we are coming in waves...

...STEEEEELLLLLLCCCCOOOOONNNNEEEEEECCCCCCTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

[Anonymous No.24590670]

>>24590638
why? and whats the difference between the 2? thanks.

[Anonymous No.24590687]

>>24590670
Taxes. Compare RDS.A vs. RDS.B. It's for divvy taxes. Although, I'm not sure how foreign capital gains taxes.

[Anonymous No.24590691]

>>24590597
Oh sweet it's just like reddit, you should become a mod, you really have a knack for this stuff.

[Anonymous No.24590695]

POO PEE POOPOOPOO PEE PEE
POO POO PEE
POO-POO POO-POO PEE POOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.24590711]

Thoughts on IMMR, the patent holders for Sonys PS5 haptic feedback? Reviewers are saying its much more sophisticated than old rumble. You stab a guy with a sword, you feel the blade sliding, you walk over snow you feel the crunch, if its sand and not snow you feel the distinction.

They make money off every PS5 controller sold. Entirely conceivable other companies start to tap them for their feedback system or someone buys them altogether.

[Anonymous No.24590721]

Anyone ever use private investment sites like seedinvest? I'm tempted to invest in Gatsby or Optelos.

[Anonymous No.24590722]

>>24590687
sounds good. thanks.

[Anonymous No.24590731]

>>24590711
Has anyone here used a ps5? Or as I like to call it a glorified ps4 re-release.

[Anonymous No.24590742]

>>24590691
Look I'm just pointing out that you were having completely irrelevant conversations about booze for over an hour and pretty much killed the thread for the duration. I didn't report you because it wasn't that bad, I thought I'd just ask you to stop because it was annoying, but you're being a real bitch about it. You have a place to talk about your shitty alcohol and it's not here.

[Anonymous No.24590764]

>>24590207
the "i've lost 2% with Norbert's gambit when i could have just converted USD to CAD directly for a 1.3% fee" pattern

[Anonymous No.24590787]

>>24590731
I cant fucking get my hands on one because walmarts website sucks shit.

I was right there at the beginning. Dorito Pope posts "oh hey Target PS5 preorders are up. I go to the site. Hey look at that they are up. Instead of jumping on it right then I proceed to hold my thumb up my ass thinking ehh its a pandemic I doubt people even have money to buy new consoles. 30 mins later they were gone. Then it hits me how hard these fuckers are gonna be to get and I join the race but by then it was too late. Fucking bots all the way down now. And its been a fucking feeding frenzy since.

[Anonymous No.24590828]

>>24590742
I'm honestly just bored and it's a Sunday. I'm just pushing your buttons, and can tell you that even if you had reported me that ultimately would have been a waste of your time.
>>24590787
I didn't think they were gonna be in such short supply, I should have bought a couple just to make ridiculous profits on soiboys who can't wait a couple of months for a console.

[Anonymous No.24590853]

>>24590711
too bad the PS5 looks like a piece of shit. A lot of throttling issues being found already. Meanwhile the Xbox X is an engineering marvel but there are still no gaems (can run Retroarch on it so far though? Maybe pirating PC games in the future on dev mode?)

i have enough GME gains that I will just build a new PC and buy a PS5 controller (assuming there will be mods to support haptic feedback on PC)

[Anonymous No.24590865]

>>24590670
>>24590687
Also the F in RYCEF means it's in a foreign currency so there could be a bit of swing due to currency conversions.

[Anonymous No.24590888]

>>24590695
Pee poo.

[Anonymous No.24590899]

>>24590787
Bullish for GameStop?

[Anonymous No.24590916]

>>24590888
>>24590899
Can't contain all these digits.

[Anonymous No.24590922]

>tfw my sister bought a 500k house with her husband and I can't even afford half that on my own
>200k houses which I can get mortgage on are literally urban jungle tier 30m2 cuckboxes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED 1000x's

[Anonymous No.24590923]

>>24587836
Buy BCRX

[Anonymous No.24590927]

Reminder to buy and hold MMEDF if you want to make it. Getting listed on the NASDAQ soon and mooning like crazy

[Anonymous No.24590940]

>>24586909
People who buy cruise lines will probably pass Airbnb as too expensive. Doordash will get wrecked once vaccine is out and restaurants start reopening.

[Anonymous No.24590967]

>>24590787
>ehh its a pandemic I doubt people even have money to buy new consoles.
lol

have you considered that maybe people are spending a shit ton more in ecommerce because they're not spending thousands in vacation trips anymore?
only reason retailers are still hurting right now is because of their b&m liabilities and no foot traffic to make them worth it, but even then most retailers have achieved positive EPS by Q3

just waiting on GME now

[Anonymous No.24590974]

>>24590940
kek we are never going back to "normal" ever again. Door dash is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.24590984]

>>24590922
This desu.

[Anonymous No.24591084]

>>24590049
I think the big problem that Google, Facebook, and Twitter all have is that they cater to the general consoomer market, which is dumb and easy to rile up into witch hunts. So they're now stuck in what they can do, because if they do anything truly original, they'll have some legislator or media personality looking for their 15 minutes of fame screaming about how their new tech is Big Brother and introduce legislation.
The tech companies that cater to businesses and more tech savvy people (Amazon, Microsoft, NVidia, AMD, Intel if it ever gets its act together) don't have this problem, and they have more room for innovation.

[Anonymous No.24591086]

>>24588869
Never ever selling

[Anonymous No.24591089]

>>24590922
>>tfw my sister bought a 500k house with her husband and I can't even afford half that on my own
well they have 2 people and the tax advantage of being married. and you are 1 person.

[Anonymous No.24591091]

>>24590940
>offices are allowing work from home
>saving money by forgoing rent entirely
>nearby office building restaurants instantly BTFO
>if they didn't get BTFO by lockdowns already
>now they will cook from their homes

people think world is going back after vaccine without realizing the "new normal" is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.24591132]

>>24590456
>Meme portfolio is SRAC, NUMI, INAQ, THCB, CYBN, MMEDF, NUMI, and I'm a straight racist male(male) that has grown his portfolio from 10k in 2019 to 234k.
Isn't that the preferred way to be?

[Anonymous No.24591143]

>>24590927
>already over half a billion market cap
Not really much more to go

[Anonymous No.24591166]

Why are there not more SNE shills? I think its a stock worth having in a portfolio

[Anonymous No.24591179]

The vaccinations are expected to produce antibodies against spike proteins of SARS-CoV-2. However, spike proteins also contain syncytin-homologous proteins, which are essential for the formation of the placenta in mammals such as humans. It must be absolutely ruled out that a vaccine against SARS-CoV-2 could trigger an immune reaction against syncytin-1, as otherwise infertility of indefinite duration could result in vaccinated women. Syncytin-1 is also found in sperm which could cause male infertility if undetermined length.

[Anonymous No.24591212]

>>24591179
this is hellish

[Anonymous No.24591217]

>>24591143
Maybe, but even god damn CRON was worth like 10b at one point, still worth 3b somehow. At this point I still think your early, but I am up like 45% in MMED so I may be biased

[Anonymous No.24591225]

>>24587902
Imagine impregnating all those average mutts with your superior Nordic seed.

[Anonymous No.24591228]

>>24591179
Shouldn't people who had corona also be sterile if that was the case?
Sounds like a superior version of birth control though.

[Anonymous No.24591242]

>>24591091
i think doordash will continue to grow because people like it. but it should be noted that bars and restaurants have been busy near me. and will be busier next summer.

[Anonymous No.24591253]

>>24591166
because people are buying GME instead to ride the PS5 wave

[Anonymous No.24591257]

>>24591179
Children of Men world inc

[Anonymous No.24591270]

>>24591179
>implying this isn't part of the plan
>everyone is infertile
>oh no we are "forced" to create baby in the laboratory

[Anonymous No.24591299]

>>24591270
based schizo

[Anonymous No.24591318]

>>24591228
No, the vaccine triggers the reaction, not Covid.

[Anonymous No.24591341]

>>24591299
It's amazing how much evidence can be forced in front of you idiots yet you still call people schizo because you're afraid of reality. Eat the bugs goy.

[Anonymous No.24591346]

>>24591089
But the difference is enormous. They can buy a relatively new house in a good neighbourhood. Garden and everything.
All I can afford is an apartment build in the 60s between all the nogs. I'm so salty.

[Anonymous No.24591379]

>>24591270
O Brave New World, that has such people in't.

[Anonymous No.24591413]

>>24591253
Fair enough, I have my GME as well. Sony has more than PS5 though. Even with their theatrical/movies doing shit Q2, revenue was basically flat from last year. I think it's in a sweet spot of being a reopening play and also stay at home. 20x earnings so pretty fair price, it won't pump like GME but I would recommend it as a long term hold

[Anonymous No.24591417]

I'd like to take this moment to remind everyone that poopoopeepee

[Anonymous No.24591431]

>>24591417
Based

[Anonymous No.24591451]

>>24591449
new
>>24591449
New

[Anonymous No.24591452]

>>24591341
"What's so bad about eating bugs? I mean, you already eat a lot of living things that don't consent to you eating them anyway so, like, if you don't want to give up meat and be vegan then you might as well eat things that are everywhere."

[Anonymous No.24591485]

>>24591341
stay poor retard

[Anonymous No.24591494]

>>24588786
im about to get FUCKED

[Anonymous No.24591548]

>>24591143
What about cmps? 3billion market cap

[Anonymous No.24591560]

/smg/ since we have so many newfags and visitors who only come here for our information. I propose we have a image that outlines code words we can use to dissuade bots and redditors from coming here. Most bots and redditors look for tickers when they go for plays, so we just mask them with fucked up shit they won't know about.

For example:
C3.ai = 3dpd
Palantir = pussyfag
Game stop = gibsmedats
Etc.

[Anonymous No.24591603]

>>24591560
>since there's so many tourists let's make an image that explains everything to tourists, that'll discourage the tourists

[Anonymous No.24591646]

>>24591485
??? You can believe (((they))) are trying to sterilize everyone and still play the markets

[Anonymous No.24591681]

>>24591452
>What's so bad about eating shit? I mean, you already eat a lot of things that come out of other animals bodies, so, like, if you don't want to give up milk and eggs and be vegan then you might as well eat things that come out of anywhere

[Anonymous No.24591854]

>>24591494
You bought stocks and warrants?

[Anonymous No.24591926]

>>24591854
bought calls and sold calls against them too, regret selling the calls cause i expdcted the pop to be in late jan

[Anonymous No.24592067]

>>24591926
Still up a lot though. I might try warrants too for some other spac

[Anonymous No.24592190]

>>24590615
just go 100% cash and buy the crush