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Do some of you lie on biz

>> No.24780802

>>24780769
Everyone does

>> No.24780878

>>24780802
How can I trust you if this is true

>> No.24780895

>>24780769
Everything on this site is a lie

>> No.24780913

Depends if you consider shitposting lying

>> No.24780929

Absolutely not. No one does.

>> No.24780933

there is a part of this post that is a lie. am i lying?

>> No.24780949

>>24780769
Everyone lies.
Nobody is actually an adult.
People in authority positions are NPCs running on a script.

>> No.24780951

>>24780769
I don't post fake wallet amounts for other anonymous people to see. That's just a waste of time, and I imagine only a small, lonely portion of the board does that. People will however spam/advertise/fud to attempt to manipulate the market in their favor.

>> No.24780956

I would never lie to you my brothers. Perhaps I could trust you to hold onto some of my btc for me? Sir, what would interest you in buy some of these excellent pumpcoins?

>> No.24780971

I sometimes larp as really low IQ and a feverent supporter of token X to FUD it. It's a lot of fun, you really can feel the other holders cringe when you "shill" their token in the worst way possible.

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>>24780769
I dont even own any crypto lmao

>> No.24781013

>>24780933
what

>> No.24781022

>>24780769
i fud my own holdings

>> No.24781032

>>24780769
I'm so rich that I have no motivation to lie anymore on here. Made like 50 million from XRP so I'm set for life.

>> No.24781102

If I lie I make it obvious I'm just kidding. Obvious Larps are less acceptable, and they're too cheap for my sense of humour. Straight up Larps are kinda sad; then we get into the 'no social skills' downright lying, thinking it's funny, but there's no with to it. Beyond that I suppose there's a load of sociopathic stuff with autism thrown in. I usually seek out the ones I find most like myself, as i can normally tell who is full of shit. Of course, i've probably been conned in the past, but i know inside myself i'm honest and pretty good, something sociopathic people can never enjoy. That's about it.

>> No.24781112

>>24780951

Yeah I guess rich people like to show off and poor people, the majority, just keep quiet while they're losing granny's money on internet gambling.

>> No.24781124

*no wit to it, not with

>> No.24781208
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24781208

A riddle:
>You are lost on 4chan
>You don't know if you are on /biz/ or /pol/
>/pol/ is always right (always tells the truth)
>You should always do the opposite of what /biz/ tells you (they always lie)
What question can you post to find out which board you are on?

>> No.24781299

>>24780933
Yes is the only option

>> No.24781328

No, /biz/ sleeps on me.
>random Revelations

>> No.24781338

>>24781208
N

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>>24780769
I give bad advice and shit talk good things then hide the thread from the catalog before I get BTFO in the replies.

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>>24781208
Is coffee good for you?

>> No.24781435

>>24780878
He's not honest, I'M honest

>> No.24781465

>>24781208
>Should I go all-in on NiggerCoin (NGR)?
/pol/ will say yes
/biz/lets will say no because these soibois are always wrong

>> No.24781495

>>24781355
>hiding the replies
Kek thought I was the only one who couldn’t stand the anxiety of people replying to my shitposts

>> No.24781513

>>24780971
We know

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>>24780933

>> No.24781632

>>24781513
You do, but newfags don't. Either way it's fun, that's why we're all here right?

>> No.24781693

>>24780769
i shilled chainlink to death and never bought any. threw up when it hit $20.

>> No.24781728

>>24781495
helo

>> No.24781782

>>24781693
I suspect this is a lie

>> No.24781840

The statement below is true

This statement is false

>> No.24781864

>>24780769
I never lie but this is my first time on /biz/ I usually am on /pol/ but with the SHTF soon I came here to find out what I should do with my assets to protect them when 99.9% of the economy goes to hell but nobody has yet been able to tell me what I should do. So I'm thinking of just buying gold, guns and ammo

>> No.24781894

Jk! Is not rael

>> No.24781926

All the time, I like to fud XRP threads and I go into /smg/ and /pmg/ and tell them their investments are stupid, then I shill them pokemon cards until they sperg out.

>> No.24782024

>>24780769
Only when Im fudding link. Although I dont do that anymore. Or do I? This thread is making my post a paradox.

>> No.24782038

I lie in real life. Im honest to a fault on 4chan.

>> No.24782055

>>24781782
i suspect this is a lie

>> No.24782073

>>24780769
I have never told a truth on this website ever. Link $1,000 EOY

>> No.24782114

>>24781208
If I asked the other board, would they say you lie?

The one that answers "no" is /pol/, "yes" is /biz/.

>> No.24782131

Basically all the time

>> No.24782203

>>24780769
Yep. I fud my bags and shill shitcoins like xrp and other obvious pajeet scams

>> No.24782224

>>24782073
Confirmed $999 eoy

>> No.24782248

I lie about owning any crypto so I can fit in

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>>24782055
or do you?

>> No.24782482

>>24781926
it's physically impossible to FUD XRP and lie at the same time

>> No.24782756

About 87.4% of my posts on biz have some element of truth misrepresentation

>> No.24782784

>>24780802
that is why haircomb should be taken seriously

>> No.24782868

>>24782756
87.4%? where’d you get that statistic fro- oh

>> No.24783386

>>24780769
Everything i say is a lie

>> No.24783452

>>24781022
based
4chan is only good for shitposting anyway

>> No.24783516

>>24780769
Everything I say is a lie, including this

>> No.24783532

>>24781465
Imagine thinking biz isn't a 2nd pol

>> No.24783531

>>24780769
I FUD my own holdings constantly like a fag

>> No.24783544

I'll skew the truth sometimes so that I don't dox myself, but I don't see the point of straight-up lying. I'd like to believe that other anons are discussing issues in good faith unless it's a blatant shitpost.

>> No.24783940

>>24780971
Such as what token

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24784043

All the time

>> No.24784058

I exaggerate my positions and ideas in the hope someone more knowledgeable gets annoyed and corrects me.

>> No.24784084

>>24780769
>this statement is flase

>> No.24784114

>>24780769
im always lieing or trolling. i just want (you's) and nothing more

>> No.24784190

>>24783532
Biz has too many r/wallstreetbets fags here that get triggered at the word nigger. /pol/tards might find their way here but it doesn’t mean this is /pol/

>> No.24784333

>>24781338
I